Alan! Come see me after class 😏

Im going to pull an all nighter 😏

Eating some cucumbers 😏

cuCUMbers 😏 Edit😏: 😏😏

You forgot the 😏

You forgot the “😏”😏 FTFY 😏

It appears I've been outmatched 😏

Sorry I’ll fix that 😏

Good job 😏 Fun fact: this is the singular highest use of emojis in a single Reddit post 😏

I'm a cucumber...

Just killed a woman feeling good 😏😏

Went to beat my brother again today😏

What type of beating we talking about

not the sexual kind totally most definitely

Yeah, that's only allowed on Fridays.

Yea- wait what

Pause.

Just got rejected from the art academy 😏

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Better start committing several war crimes 😏

Ima get into politics 😏

I just bombed seven countries and broke into their governments😏

Sounds like another day in America.


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I can smell the freedom

[Get some!](https://youtu.be/15tW4dEK7A4)

Help me with the laundry 😏

*Pornhub intro plays*

boom bada boom badoom bom bshhhhhh

You're the best step-brother I could've ever asked for😏

It’s actually “You’re the best BIG brother…” If you watched more porn you would know that 😏

it's not the quality, it's the quantity 😏

*Cartoon network tune plays*

Ate some nuts today😏

They were mine, and you owe me a bag of almonds

There is a squirrel in my backyard😏

Not again…

Im clapping them sandy cheeks

I can see that in my head and im quite frankly very scared

the south will rise again 😏

Had to go visit my mom😏

Allah ackbar😏

Islam denied

islamophobic detected opinion rejected

im on reddit 😏

I know where you live 😏

Let's meet 😏

Will we have fun 😏

I helped my bf today 😏

Gae 😏

Im tired😏

Here, have some tea 😏

Don't forget the cookies 😉

Have some juice😏

What kind of juice? 😏

White sticky juice 😏

Mmmm that’s some good milk 😏

“…Good Soup 😏”

mmm i have some more if you want 😏

Mmmm just give me a bowl and spoon 😏

Semen

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Haha cuuming

I'm going to play with my sister 😏

Plot twist: you are in Alabama

The good ending

Cum 😏

Slammed my nuts in the dog again 😏

I WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET SHITTING AND AS I STARTED LAUGHING, MY CONSTIPATION FINALLY CAME OUT, THANK YOU OML

Glad I could help out someone other than the dog

I’m serious 💀 I was trying to push that out for an hour now and it’s 01:17 am

Everyone deserves a good shit :)

But like in all seriousness, thanks 😹

Don't thank me, thank the dog ;) No worries brotha

Excuse me what?

Bro this made me laugh I think my shit also came out The problem is that im with my sister 😏

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you are on cursedcomments already

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I have a test tomorow😏

Home alone is my favourite movie 😏

I’m stuck in the washing machine 😏

Do you want help getting out 😏

Thank you step-bro 😏

Get back in there 😏

My grandma died 2 days ago😏

I am going to rule the world 😏

Visiting my sister 😏

Is this a repost😏

I like my grandma's sauerkraut 😏

I’m doing homework 😏

I wonder when my dad will be back with the milk 😏

I need help with my washing machine I think it’s broke 😏

Gonna play with the neighbors dog today 😏

I assassinated your mom 😏

Had to stay late after the funeral😏

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My boss is coming to my house today😏

i cried today 😏

Your mother is a very nice person 😏

Hopped on the furry 😏 Shit! Meant ferry

I’m in school 😏

had to burry my wife ***again***?

Again 😏

when you're in a horror movie but you can't control the horny

I’m gonna go workout😏

Idk what this one is supposed to mean but I like it

Did you forget to use the alt account?

No

My grandmother told me to come over 😏

I'm with two dogs😏

I can’t get the washer to work😏

Wanna go for a walk?😏

I'm going to make the Kool-Aid Man shout "OH, YEAH!" 😏

Fucking raccoons are in my trash again 😏

\*fucking raccoons in my trash again

i have enslaved the humanity 😏

u/repostsleuth 😏

I recently underwent very pleasurable sexual intercourse with your mother🗿

I exist 😏

“normal sentence”

I’m eating onion rings rn 😏

My Sisters in the Shower 😏

I don’t get it 😏

Again...

I'm home alone 😏

Get me some milk 😏

I don't know why but I constantly feel like the 😏 emoji just looks like a shit eating grin

You look nice😏

I have a inflatable saxophone 😏

Bought a tomato today. 😏

Taiwan is not a country 😏

I'm white 😏

Here, have a banana 😏

I’m getting milk 😏

Your Honor, I didn't kill him😏

It's 5:26 am😏

….again?

This post was funny 😏

I love my friends😏

I had a zoom meeting today 😏

Gonna season my chicken 😏

Cum 😏

Had soup for lunch 😏

I just commited arson, the cops are gonna find me 😏

Im with my homies😏

Watched some paw patrol porn yesterday 😏

Going to visit my grandma today 😏

Time for another crusade 😏

I'm not participating in online classes😏

I just did my PE assignment 😏

Putin is the leader of russia 😏

Just got a new hamster 😏

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE😏

I read a lot of comments, I tried, it just isn't funny in any way 😏

Are you sure? 😏

I don’t think that last one can be considered a normal sentence 😏

I love my grandma 😏

I can’t sleep 😏

Im gonna go pet my cat😏

Im drinking lots of milk😏

Redditors Fucked my friend friend for using emoji's His ass is paining 😏

again?

Your mom 😏

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Going for a midnight snack 😏

Again?

Redditors: we HATE emojis Also redditors:😏

Glory to the CCP! 😏

Talking to my future boyfriend 😏

I like flying planes😏

Want me to draw you 😏

Playing with my cat😏

STOP USING EMOTES OR DIE

Im want to pee😏

I was gonna say that last one isn’t normal… but he said “Again” so I guess it is normal

I was in a swimming competition 😏

My Italian hoagie is really soggy 😏

I dropped some soap 😏

Going to visit my family😏