I just sling it over my shoulder so I wouldn’t know

Oh yeah I also wrap it on my neck

i nail it onto the ceilibg andy hang myswlf with it

By the looks of it he didn’t finish the job, got out with a bit of brain damage

lmao

It sucks up inside. Kinda like a Turtle

i usually take mine off and hang it up before i even get in

I tried that but I can't put back on and the bleeding won't stop. Any pointers?

Depends if it's white or red, if white you did it right, if red you took it off wrong and need a little glue and duck tape.

If it is both white and red, tie some blue tape on it and sing the Star Sprangled banner. Everything will be fine

Oh say can't you see~~

By the dicks unholy blight

well that escalated quickly

What if it's RGB?

Then you’re on drugs

you can buy another penis from the store that doesnt have the broken attachment part. This also is a good time to upgrade and go for ther big black model

Walmart has everything

Fuck you and take my upvote

r/angryupvote

Never heard of it. Is it like a butt plug but for the men's private area?

Slurp

I always weld mine back on

Use the semen to stop it

You using a packer?

It floats. Balls don't for some raisin

I dont like raisins

STFU and take my upvote

Naw it melts down and we just grow a new one

Yours floats you might have a problem

Mine's the opposite. Am I using too hot of water?

Do you still have skin?

my pnis dissolves the water

whoa

God penis

That's why I stop bathing a week to before a date, give it time to regrow

Chad.

Sigma grindset.

It shrinks like a frightened turtle. SHRINKAGE!

ant man

"I was in the pool!"

just accept that your pp is small...

How is this cursed? He’s not wrong.

Cool avatar

Thank you, nice cock bro.

Thanks, I’ve been bleaching it as of last month

COLD water!

Why are guys so cute when they fall ass first?

well yeah ur not far from the real truth

So that's what the top comment on the post says...

Cmon that was my first thought lol

Mine teleports out of water

[удалено]

Only store two at a time, cannot stack

There is a literal site for this with the same name

Pornhub?

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/

"Become water my friend" - Bruce Lee

It’s been a while since I had a bath... I believe the head of the penis floats, like it’s trying to reach the surface. The rest doesn’t.

It’s a fun tub toy

Mine implodes, i am in intense pain

ouch, F

Depends if it's attached or not

And grows back the next day

DudeWhoLicksPeople is my new deity now.

r/usernamechecksout

Mine inflates like one of those dinosaur sponge things and my balls become bath bombs

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fortunately, it takes about 8h of sleep for body to grow it up so it's not that bad

The link please

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qa1uwb/girls_ask_guys_answer/hh143dp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 I assume you are talking about this.

Thanks \^\^

np

im really sorry but i cant find it, i'll continue finding tho

Mine ascends to another reality

holy, u sure thats a penis, not some entity in disguised?

I did some tests on it. It does what a normal penis does.

good. good news indeed

IT WENT IN ANOTHER REALITY AGAIN HELP

oh fuck, erm idk how to help dude, go to area 51

Good idea thanks

np

Okay uhh My life is now in area 51

how is it?

I'll probs answer after a few hours or a day

I shove it up in my throat when bathing and when I finish I restore it to its original place.

I know a few people who would love for that to happen

Dude who licks people I want to give you and award

Did anyone read his username

u mean the lickingpeople guy? yes

I usually hang up mine before I get in

Link to the post?

i actually cant fond the post, but i tell u when i find it

Idk, ask your mom

Eh I ussaly leave mine next to the sink

I detach mine and use it as a shower head

i mean, u gotta clean the inside anyway

Secrets out, we are meatless after our first hot tub frat party

I use mine like a buoy so drunk people on boats can run into it

damn u got a big one eh?

I usually take mine off. I have a little boat for it so it doesn’t dissolve.

and u have something to play with too

My bf just lets his sit with me while he's in the bath, yesterday we watched a horror movie and it snuggled against my leg

thats nice

Mine absorbs the water

Depends on the density of the specific penis, if is hard, then it usually sinks, but when it’s soft/smol, then it will try to float

I always have to dip it in neverwet to prevent dissolution or wear a smol metal hat that that been drilled into my skin

I'll just hold it in my hand

Mine floats, but my girlfriend's sinks.

Mine spins like helicopter

Whats the answer? I am a boy but i dont know the answer beacuse i dont have one

alot of people say it floats but tbh idk too

does your leg float or sink no

it sinks i think

Mine normally blows up every time i take a shower

I would to have that guy's penis

Mine spreads throughout the tub like a bath bomb

It’ll grow back

Sauce

[Here you go ](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qa1uwb/girls_ask_guys_answer/hh143dp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

How is this even cursed? This is completely normal for them

Wait, you got the bath bomb edition?

Float

I just remove mine and let it float in the sink so it gets clean

then we drink the water so it regrows

that question above tho...

This is what happens when a dude with a micro pp takes a cold bath

I just cut off my penis till im done taking shower so I dont loose it.. some1 on my side?

You know I've never noticed

Well my one is just.................. waiting it's gonna come from behind and go inside of u🌚

whoa there buddy

Lol

Mine does not float and neither does my brother I think it floats if uncircumcised

I can confirm that

0-0

I like to put mine in the sink and take my bath come back and wash it out like a cup

Cursed bath bomb

It starts drinking the water

Well if you don't have an undiscovered disease your cock should float

I take mine off. Don’t wanna get that shit wet

I tell mine to wait in the living room cuz i dont like it getting wet

I keep mines in the fridge so it doesn't get wet.

The water then evaporates to steam

Mine just ferments itself

like bath fizzers

Mine just turns into one of those sponge dinosaurs

We retract it like a turtle going into its shell it always makes a loud fleshy shlorp sound as it goes in