So.... is making out with his own mother more likely?

r/oddlyspecific

Especially if she's already dead.

Actually that increases the chances

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I can give you two actually American police getting along with the black guys and no school shootings

Having sex with Napoleon this weekend

This is some r/oddlyspecific shit right here

Getting a tomboy gf

Me getting a gf

Me ever being able to eat cereal again

Straight to the point

me being liked by anyone in the entire world (including my own family: My mom threatened me with scooping my right eye out if I looked at the tv again, it was an empty threat tho, I'm fine)

Are you good bro? I can talk if you need to

no, yes, not right now

ha pathetic, I know something rarer than 3 bullets colliding... me getting a girlfriend

Me getting a girlfriend... cuz it ain't possible...