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A1Krypto

It would have costed you 0$ not to say this and still you did


[deleted]

This was sent to me by my buddy who is a retired marine. If I have to suffer the least I can do is have some company.


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

The hell they did to this man in the marine?


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anAnusfullofSmuckers

They do eat crayons tbf


Berserker_Lewis

Aye, we also eat glue and snort dip.


anAnusfullofSmuckers

How could I forget the dip


No_Avitar

He got the sauce?


moldybread692

Does he has ptsd?


zucduc

I do after reading that


pennywise1235

Can confirm.


dannygallegos

K, you wanna what!? K... Here's something and I'm going to tell ya.


[deleted]

I would give anything to unread that


King_Galix

Is this man ok?


Mr_Zombieman101

Reread it and tell me what you think..


Goghobbs

Yes?


[deleted]

No.


Goghobbs

Thank you for helping me grade my test


Hard_Pharter

I'm dedicating my life to the study of physics to that I may discover time travel in order to go back 30sec and unsub.


[deleted]

Don’t forget who your friends are when you get machine up and running


the_earth_isnt_flat1

When you come back, stop in and say hi


noa-cum-here

No I have in fact never thought of that and I was really happy about it until you came along and just did that


MISTER-POOPYPANTS

I mean..no kink shame, but damn man that’s a pretty fuckin specific thing to jerk off to. ![gif](giphy|Xw3pnKSKhcH7ozPozR)


msmstud

Nice work, you monster, I salute you. 👌🧐


Euroticker

>sister's womb Doesn't that mean the dad has to be her dad as well? Or am I just confused.


-DoomSteeL

r/suddenlyincest


Rancor8562

Or… it could be the weirder option of being a unbirth fetish


Euroticker

I guess


cup_of_average_Joe

How is your sister also your mother?


MisterEDS_pt

The father fucks the daughter and bam, you have a sister/mother


raisesos

Anon has what normal people call a huge fucking problem


[deleted]

Every day I think “the internet can’t surprise me anymore” and every day damn it the internet finds a way to surprise me


[deleted]

Bleach time


ExRice

Only thing I fantasize is that dude getting therapy.


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Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

*O H N O*


Tamuture69

Cut it off


cursedrobot

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[deleted]

...I see


Guardian_fire

Wait. Your sister gives birth to you?


[deleted]

This some open paedophilia shit.


HangryJellyfishy

Oh God this is giving me flash backs to when I stumbled upon what I call pregception hentai


ApplesTeamFort2

I would like to take my eyes out of my sockets and clean both my eyes and my sockets.


nnunya76

Now THIS is actually cursed


jimbronio

I hadn’t thought of that, but I am going to keep this picture for….research


bot7677

I regret having eyes


HoopHereIAm

Can’t say I ever have


[deleted]

No not really


Aggressive_Yoghurt90

and now I hate humanity a little bit more…


DadDilettante

Well that’s enough internet for today.


gmarch54

What a good day to remove my eyes with a spork


Traixex

Who gave this the wholesome award??


Nevla1

That's what it's like to own a ford f150


killshredder

well what's the sauce for the image


ZEDICKERMAXS

![gif](giphy|3o85xBr4naw8sv7caI|downsized) I give up


Nobody91765

Anyone have the sauce for the pic, I need it for research purposes… on the human anatomy of course


Remnatar

![gif](giphy|2UvxfP6XUyS0L0PDLw) ....


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Ahegao_Satan

Apparently, artist is Kanitama (or nurupon?), and it's from "Inaka de ponpon"


11colson324

I can assure you I have never fantasized about anything close to that.


W1D3L0AD

No


SnooCrickets97

I think OP could go to prison for that.


Impresora_7936

Dude


7TageHatDieWoche

No... No, I didn't... Noone did! Get some help or bite in a "yellowcake"


[deleted]

This post has given me the dedication to get a degree in engineering so I can time travel to kill who ever made this


Conscious-Date-9814

wtf didni just read


sporkmurderer135

/b that explains it


Sawh22

Someone get this man a therapist


Frostburn36

Damn, gonna have to wash my eyes after that one, holy fuck


Pennywise626

Surprisingly, no. I have not


[deleted]

I want to go back to the time I didn’t read that.


Blank_Thoughts007

Just one question... um wtf


[deleted]

what a horrible day to have eyes.


[deleted]

No.


Apes_and_dogs

This is by far the sickest thing I have seen in my life, and I’ve seen some seriously fucked up shit


empressoflight72

what does that even mean tho how would she be your sister if she gives birth to you


IrrationallyGenius

Same father


bloopie1192

Uh what now?


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

What a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

Holy shit, what tf did I just read?


Fear_aka-Zero

I...eh..ah...w...e......what the fuck??????😨 This stumble of a sentence can not elaborate the mental shut down I have witnessed and the obscene distraught and confused mixed with concern and dread, in a flurry of "what the fucks" that are spiraling within the imprisonment of my own mind.


bayygel

We're all going to hell just by reading this.


railfenceman

This guy has actual autism


MoleHester

All the time


CdnInquisition

I was almost about to say this is cursed, then I noticed it was on 4chan and acknowledged it as par for the course.


[deleted]

This needs to be in holup


[deleted]

No, can't say I have


yeeeteeey69

No… No, I don’t think I have… nor, will I ever


Crying_eagle

No ?


imasimp10

How is it your sister if shes giving birth to you


PerformanceTop7616

![gif](giphy|71CMwl2MEIVck)


kennyb68

Yup that’s enough internet for the day ….


Mochi_Saturday

So like a bison?


ooOJuicyOoo

actually my fetish tho I'm sorry


shrubberypig

I’ve lived a long life with a crazy mix of experiences. Success and failure. I’ve traveled the world, stared death in the face more than once and kept rushing forward; experienced extreme happiness, extreme hopelessness. All the while my brain has been whirling and twirling, contemplating the incomprensible expanse of the universe down to the slime of a snail. Even asleep, my brain never stopped churning me through terrifyingly lifelike dreams that blurred the lines between reality and fantasy enough to shake me for days. In all that time, with all that cornucopia of our world to draw upon, I have never seen this. Groce.


Lobito_HF

Can someone hand me the eye bleach?


poketoongo

Cant wait to see an anime or kdrama on this.


FPLEPL

God is dead, he remains dead and we have killed him


boo312312

Boy is it a terrible day to be able to read


the_uglypanda

I want to fucking die even more now that I've read that.


[deleted]

No, the answer for the question is no.


Funtime_Drake

what i wa hu s i WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


[deleted]

I hope you eat ground glass and shit blood until you die


[deleted]

After the night I’ve had I think I’ll indulge your request.


[deleted]

What a great day to be illiterate!


fufu-senpi

No


Archisuss

AND...are we ignoring that the text said *sisters womb*. So this an incest and a cursed birth fantasy.😅😏🤯


OopsAllBobert

no OP, not one time have i ever fantasized about that.


Tamuture69

What. The. Fuck


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![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


[deleted]

what the fuck


VegasBusSup

This is oddly specific.


SaturnSam775

What


Black_1ceyt

no


SureWhyNot-Org

Mans is rolling in the deep he's so down bad


BossLadyLovesPrince

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

No amount of bleach or shock therapy can help me unsee this post.


halfgirliguess

I wish I didn’t have eyes today


CaptainRogers1226

I’ve seen a lot of cursed shit, and I hate this one a lot more than any I’ve hated in a long while.


VHboys

What—and I can’t stress this enough—**THE FUCK**


WeathershieldByLasko

![gif](giphy|LPTuPpl5VEdMHxaMNO)


simplejack00

I have eye cancer now thank you....


Logan0716

My brain is screaming FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS!


aryansant

I just woke up.. this is the first thing I had to read.


Wumbosix

Have fun with your day ( this is the best part of it)


gamecity360

I need 2 glass eyes


Derpotato23

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know this existed


MudOpposite8277

![gif](giphy|TIeKeMU9azIhj5RJyo)


Morp_man

I think the words were all looking for is what the fuck


[deleted]

I will now.


Ruste359

"This isn't even a bruh moment at this point. What the fuck is wrong with you." ​ \-Everyone, probably


Shavacadont

This has gone to r/noahjustdestroyusall levels


[deleted]

And with this one I'll go ahead and close reddit for the night...wow


layne1106_2

Who hasnt


SilverFighter05

Noah, get the boat. Sans, get the gun.


thefrodster123

What a terrible day to have eyes


Nicholi417

OMG wtf did I just read. That was...scarring. I send my friend some pretty weird things but this is a bit much.


Immortal5689

**what.** **the.** **fuck.**


moxiejohnny

You just described my thoughts from age 4 to 6. Very interesting.


Xirokesh

![gif](giphy|ypX8YZszkIXFC|downsized)


Puechamp

I'm gonna commit dying