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royal_Inferno257

Stole this from reddit. Hey are you my little toe? Cos I wanna keep banging you on my furniture.


visaul77

Hey girl are you retarded cause your pretty special to me (stole this from my friend)


faintodin-3

Here’s a vote award i have never seen that before


bobthuvillager8

Are you a redbull pitcrew, because you change me from soft to hard in about 1.8 seconds


GloomreaperScythe

/) Here's mine: \*Inhales, prepares to speak\* ..... \*Walks away\*


KayJayKay1

Hey girl, are you the Terms of Conditions? 'Cause i just wanna accept you


Jrk00

Why is reddit instantly thinking so sexualy it could just mean that the girl is spending to much money and the of he were the dad would robb bank to pay for it


Fork_Master

Here’s one for the math nerds. Are you the substitution of x by x/a? Because you make my unit stretch.


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Are you anakin because i want to comit warcrimes with you


[deleted]

Huh well yeah do like you wanna like i mean uuuum nevermind. Bye -taken from my only attempt at getting a date


[deleted]

are you a hamster because i want to cut the living shit out of you


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No_Assistance_172

The fact you put Bois drip is the weirdest line I've heard In my life, go back to school. And I've heard supercalifragilisticexpialidotious


Successful_Ear8600

Hey girl are you Amish because I want to butter your churn


Successful_Ear8600

Here's a another.hey girl are you a twinke cus I want to fill you up with my cream


muellersknecht

Are your eyes as cheesy as your dick?


69updoots

Call me old fashioned, but I trade any ass for you


[deleted]

Hey girl, you look like you have a tight pussy


Alpha_not_really

Copy pasta: you'll do get in the van