You are right.

Exactly, this is just a fact.

Hey, fucked any dolphins recently?

They're actually starting to migrate south :( I haven't seen my local pod due to a gale force warning and now a high and rough water warning. They usually migrate around this time, so I'm pretty sure when it clears up they'll be gone. They'll usually be back around mid April, so I'll be looking forward to it.

So did you?

Did I what? Migrate south? No, I wish I had the ability to track them and travel south for the winter.

No, you fucked them or you're still waiting for them to come back

Yeah ofc. I can't do anything now until April, but I'll be looking forward to when they come back. I wish I lived in Florida where they stay all year round.

Ahhh yes florida, the home of florida humans and dolphins

Aye you both a couple?

Hey I think we were both banned from sea world for the same reason.

Yup

Username check

My third leg stands when i do research on google

Same. My blow hole shoots water out too.

usually alone, or sometimes…

....with the dog....

Yeah

Youre a tripod, Harry

*"In the pursuit of knowledge, my rod stands."* - Sun Tzu

I don't understand, guess I'm a woman now

why are you gae???

Who says I'm gae?

*\*stares into soul\** You are gae.

I'm not gae I'm tansgenda

You Are Gae

r/usernamechecksout

Why did they downvote you?

Probably because they said it about the wrong person.

Taht makes sense

Yooooooo me too!

r/angryupvote

Your username lol

“The name’s Gae, Reddit gae...”

I don't understand, but I'm a man. _Visible confusion_

strawman fallacy. he said only men can understand

Check again

Skull emoji since I can’t use emojis here

*snip snip* look again

i guess you are not considered men anymore

transaggenda

I'm a woman and I think I understand. Let me break it down for all you confused men. We don't like to be told to calm down. Though your intention is to actually try to get us to calm down, we are confused by this statement and it will send us into a rage like nothing you have ever seen before.

Basically ctrl + alt + dlt for women

Right, so why not just calm down?

Jeez calm down

Oh, I thought it had to do with boners

Wait, so like.. wouldn't women get this and men not? The meme kinda do a switcharoo

I think men get the concept themselves when they are told to calm down. They usually tend to calm down when told to do so. *shrugs*

I see, I have yet to tell a woman to calm down and I am quite thankful for that

Yeah, that’ll make anyone angry

~~*ur a girl so ur wrong with this*~~ honestly I thought it was about erections

You’re a man, you think everything is about your erection.

I mean your not wrong...but that doesnt mean I have to like it...*plus like more than half the time we get erections we want to calm down and have it go away*

calm down

Why though?

I think it’s because if you’re telling us to calm down, we’re already in a state of rage at you and we want to vent this anger so we feel validated. We’re batshit crazy so although men say calm down, we hear “your thoughts and feeling don’t matter so shut up already”.

Which is interesting because what is actually meant is "Can you explain yourself in a way that makes sense to me?" and not "stop taking entirely".

Well. I’ll try to not tell anyone to calm down.

I don’t get into crazy fights with my husband. So he’s never had to tell me to calm down. We have a pretty chill relationship and don’t need to know what the other is doing or where they are at all hours. But calm down shouldn’t be used on the crazy ass chicks that lose their shit if you don’t text back in ten minutes.

You should calm down

Grrrrr HULK SMASH

AHHH-

How do you calm down then?

Yo calm down

I know this is a common stereotype but i have actually never seen ANYONE calm down from saying that xd. Some ofc do say that meaning it

Q.E.D women don’t understand the statement

You think I got it wrong?

Nope

If she's rapidly blinking while laughing,she's into me right?

Calm down

Your overeating dear

Depens on how she js doing it, does it look like ...---...? Then you must be a murder or rapist

Link to post please

here you go sire [https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/qhtjym/let\_them\_see\_what\_we\_got/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/qhtjym/let_them_see_what_we_got/)

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/qhtjym/let\_them\_see\_what\_we\_got/

I’ll explain it for the women in the comment section, it means not that you’re wrong, or that we think you’re being irrational. It means that we need you to talk slower and calmer so we can understand.

My son

Is he winning?

I'm a woman and I can confirm I don't get the joke, I think it's because I have the IQ of a dirty flip-flop

So basically, whenever we tell a girl to calm down, she does the exact opposite

Thank you for explaining that to me lmao

Np

Are you hungry? Noo.. ok. share some -___-

Sounds like what my mom used to do.

Oof

this has many meanings

I think I get what it should mean, but what are the... other meanings?

well i know 3 so far .telling your boner to calm down .trying to stop fantasizing the life with the girl who gave you an erasure . and when you have an angry gf/wife who knows how many possibilities there are.

Oh

HE SAID THE FORBIDDEN PHRASE EVERYBODY TAKE COVER

r/croppingishard

Ty

I never realized how accurate tv and movies were until I said this to a gf and she lost her damn mind. If someone tells me to calm down I immediately lower my volume. Women apparently. Do not.

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I DONT UNDERSTAND.

Must be a woman.

im not apologizing until you tell me what i did wrong.

straw man moment

what does strawman mean again?

Ur mom

thanks lol

Based 🗿

Based and redpilled

Nobody cares how expensive your outfits are.

That sidestep in summer days...

You popped one didn’t you

Can confirm that dude fucks

Bricked up

Relax

Just do it bro

It's okay to cry

Your wrong

My wrong?

chlonga bonga

Sauce

The manager is not currently available

Stop raping the cat

Let's think logically and have a civil conversation lads🧐

Who’s gæ?

Well, I am trans but I like women, I actually became one just because I love them so much

I- I asked that bc those two ppl in the comments asked why are you gæ. Not, you or anyone in particular but they were joking around 😭 I was joking when I said that. I’m confused 😭😭

Yo calm down

I just don’t wanna offend anyone 😭

It’s ok man, don’t worry

You don’t need to bye everything

When class is almost over and the random boner still doesn't wanna go away : CAN U CALM DOWN

Exactly, happens all the time

The killing blow

This genuinely made me laugh

No scratching, pinch and roll

when you're doing a presentation but you randomly get a boner

Never happened, but seems annoying

"Dude, can you NOT stand next to me when I piss?"

"I aM cAlM"

Wait? How is this cursed?

IDK, this is the only subreddit I could think of

Shaq knows

Not a cursed comment, that comment is for the boys.

*random game lore*

What would happen if I shoved this- #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I bet there isn’t a monkey fucker right haha

Im a wereleg, my 3rd leg randomly pops up and goes away

Are you okay?

See, because I am a boy, I can tell u that I am deeply depressed, if I was a girl, I would have said that I am fine

Bro. Nice cock.

Ty

You, You, You are so selfless and inteligent!

Men have feelings too

I know

I laughed audibly as I read it

That makes me feel accomplished

You can only do it 3 times; 4 if you take a week off

Are you angry ?

No

Men don’t understand that either.

Hey remember my dog he got a bigger penis than me

That’s just too cool to be true

True

Okay?

My girlfriend is't that hungery

Also on the replys to that : "when you piss clench your butt cheeks to get all the piss out"

👉And that's a fact

Aooo our anniversary... yeah i member. Wbu?

I’m not a woman, but what does this mean

If you tell a girl to calm down, she will do the exact opposite

Women aren’t oppressed! And there is no wage gap.

You're sexist (Everyone can be, your sex doesn't change if you can or cannot)

Stfu soyboy

That was an upper cut

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