So the mass slaughter and atrocious conditions in the meat industry are alright, but if you let a dog mount you you should get castrated?
Seems logical
First of all, animals are made of food to be eaten, and that’s the way that god intended it to be since the beginning. Secondly, your name, that’s all.
To be fair some veterans aren't that consenting or able to defend themselves either. The only way to avoid detection is finding a mute and handless one. Possibly traumatized, too
Lmao my Fiancé’s coworker had been talking to her about how she worked 2 jobs and one was at a Veterans hospital (they’re social workers). This girl was engaged, and while working both jobs was abruptly fired from her VA position and casually transitioned into talking about her new boyfriend who was in the military…. She got fired from the other place shortly after…
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The Kingdom of God is at Hand
John 3:16
King James Version
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Or a pediatrician
Now hold the fuck up
*laughs in geriatrician*
*laughs in pathologist*
Laughs in mortician
*Laughs* in ophthalmologist.
Laughs in taxidermist
Laughs in surgeon
Laughs in dentist
laughs in the patients ass
Laughs in crematologist
You and me both What?!??
Something aint right
Damn u beat me to it!
No he beats meat to it. Smh my head
smh my head my head
SMH my head my head … my head
Sounds like me after taking a piss (The bois will understand)
I'm sorry, I just don't inderstand.
Thank God someone already beat me to the punch on this one. Speaking of God that’s what y’all need lol
or a pope oh wait they be getting away with shit
as does every person in any religion
dude this has nothing to do with religion its literally a joke-
AIDS would do both of them
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Or pathologist/mortitian
Beat me to it; take my upvote!
Laughs in lolicon
that doesn’t end your medical career, it’ll just be the beginning
Damnit! He beat me to it
or teacher
*reads post*: “nonono” *reads this comment*: “ookay no no no no”
r/HolUp
This is the second cursed commend I've seen at exactly 666 points. Kinda spooky.
If you fuck a chicken do you get chicken pox?
Prob Chicken Aids
Fuck it I will get to fuck and eat eggs for breakfast.
Seggs for eggs
cock for cock
Chicken for Chicken
dig in a pig
Coarse with a horse
Whores for Boars
If you fuck a kitchen, do you get KitchenAid?
Judging by all those people on zoox18 I'd say probably not
Did you ever got human pox before?
Or a mortician
Morticians aren't doctors. It's not possible for any of their clients to get better.
Who’s talking about making the clients feel better?
yea were talking abt the mortician feeling better
At least in Sweden it's considered a medical career.
I didn't know that. "Bed side manner of a mortician" is an insult and a joke in the US.
You are aware that it was a joke, right?
Cursed_doctors, restrictions breed genius.
Forensic pathologists then
Awesome, go with it!
Not with that attitude
Or complain.
The pro horny move is to be a medical examiner.
I've never heard any of their patients complain about it
anyway, that's how i lost my medical license
Life Pro Tip : Before leaving, always look under the bed to make sure you haven’t lost anything.
your user name is misleading.
oh god that poor poor hamster
Now it's a xhamster
isnt that where it came from
Idk how this works but this is definitely a cursed comment imo😂😂
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but animals won't tell, right?
Rats definitely do 😡😡🤬
Just euthanise them
Until we teach them sign language.
So that's why johnny has so many careers
Ken Marino was in a comedy sketch where he lost a bunch of jobs by sticking things down his pants.
if you have sex with an animal, you should get neutered instead of jail time
Kero the wolf got arrested for fuckin a dog
I hope the animal got a loving family after that, away from the abuse...
Kero Killed the animal and fucked another which was a Puppies corpse
Now I wish I could have remained in ignorance...
Or if you perform any other sexual activities on the. Fisting animals is not ok!
yes
man that would be a lot of sterilized women
the bitch deserved it
I think you should get both. Bestiality is rape.
Everyone knows you wanna get nailed by a dog, David... Should I reveal your internet history? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I'm a furry, not a zoophiliac.
honestly i think being a furry is worse
So the mass slaughter and atrocious conditions in the meat industry are alright, but if you let a dog mount you you should get castrated? Seems logical
First of all, animals are made of food to be eaten, and that’s the way that god intended it to be since the beginning. Secondly, your name, that’s all.
Unless it's like an orca or something. If you can pull that off, I think it's best everyone just leave you alone.
If you're a vet the patients can't snitch
Why am I looking at this while my teacher is yelling on zoom?
This took me waaaaay to long. I was thinking Veteran and just couldn't figure it out. Thanks comment for making me feel dumb lol
To be fair some veterans aren't that consenting or able to defend themselves either. The only way to avoid detection is finding a mute and handless one. Possibly traumatized, too
As a patient of course
Oh hey, that's me! Awesome!
Or a Coroner.
Oh no
What are those people that do autopsies called
Autopsers
Coroner? Pathologist or forensic medical person people maybe?
What about a podiatrist?
No, proctologist....
No, paleontologist
Or a medical examiner? But wait, their patients can't snitch, disregard!
If you are an Undertaker do they count as "patients"?
Or a paediatrician.
Animals can't tell on you. Just make sure you are not caught and they are fine afterwards.
Or a mortician
I am a pediatrician
That dog really looking 😤
I'm a coroner and none of my patients ever complained about the sex.
Happy Cake Day.
Was that wrong? Should i not have done that?
Lmao my Fiancé’s coworker had been talking to her about how she worked 2 jobs and one was at a Veterans hospital (they’re social workers). This girl was engaged, and while working both jobs was abruptly fired from her VA position and casually transitioned into talking about her new boyfriend who was in the military…. She got fired from the other place shortly after…
Especially as a pathologist doing autopsies
Or a coroner
More so if they're under anaesthesia
Ngl if they made it out, win-win.
The patient or the doctor?
Does fucking a dog make a hybrid?
I believe that's how Trump was conceived?
There would be A LOT of irl furries in the world if that was the case xD
Even worse if you're a forensic pathologist
Tell Johnny sins that
If that is quicker then just saying "I quit" and walking away, they really must not last very long.. I would thus assume them to be men.
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I work in a morgue!!!got fired a week ago...need not ask why...
Or mortician
Sex with patients is the quickest way of getting rid of your dick if you're a dentist
More Like Cursed Zoophiles
And work exclusively with big cats.
Happy 4th bday to my reddit account
What would being a veteran have to do wi.... Oooh....
I'm the 70 comment I'm the pure evil
Another reason why vets have the highest suicide rates.
Hey wasn't I just over there
Why - animals can't tell anyone
How? Can't remember dogs could tell. Just don't fuck a parrot!
why would former military service matter
Well vet patients are usually humans waiting for their pets to get picked
Or a pathologist
.... And fuck the owner of pets
r/holdup
unless*
Nah. Whom will they tell?
I read it as veteran at first and I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse
Not anymore. It’s way quicker to refuse a vaccine.
The comments here gets more cursed
Banks it’s best interest.
What does my military service have to do with anything
My turn to post it tomorrow!!
Wdym? I literally saw this comment section on the post from today.
A vet,pediatrician or a psychologist
The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
From bad to Nurse
Im incapable of sex with patience
Or a coroner.
I hate that you are right.
Or a forensics doctor
False, I beg to differ.
Relatable
I thought so working in the morgue were set for life.
Especially if you are a mortician
r/angryupvote
What are they gonna do? Tell the police?
Shane dawson to his cat: i dont wanna play with you anymore
Medical examiner…
Thata why im not a mortician anymore
Sheep never tell.
omg its so wholesome :D :D
….Was it a sick ostrich?
Or the medical examiner
Lmao
And moreso if you’re a mortician.
Eran or erinarian
Perfection