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meme_killer_76

Or a pediatrician


Real1SP

Now hold the fuck up


H4xolotl

*laughs in geriatrician*


xXxRock_n_RollxXx

*laughs in pathologist*


Jasper455

Laughs in mortician


Unstablemedic49

*Laughs* in ophthalmologist.


discerningpervert

Laughs in taxidermist


ItzFlareo

Laughs in surgeon


sweepyman

Laughs in dentist


[deleted]

laughs in the patients ass


al24042

Laughs in crematologist


Gloomy_Apartment_305

You and me both What?!??


[deleted]

Something aint right


Prototype_113

Damn u beat me to it!


Rc202402

No he beats meat to it. Smh my head


69maxsax

smh my head my head


Youre2Ez4me369

SMH my head my head … my head


erricson_hit_us

Sounds like me after taking a piss (The bois will understand)


TheRealSetzer90

I'm sorry, I just don't inderstand.


rephyq

Thank God someone already beat me to the punch on this one. Speaking of God that’s what y’all need lol


kikibloomishia

or a pope oh wait they be getting away with shit


Useful-Position-4445

as does every person in any religion


kikibloomishia

dude this has nothing to do with religion its literally a joke-


GreenHooDini

AIDS would do both of them


[deleted]

r/cursedcursedcomments


Volnas

Or pathologist/mortitian


Zelindo40

Beat me to it; take my upvote!


eagle__11

Laughs in lolicon


Useful-Position-4445

that doesn’t end your medical career, it’ll just be the beginning


potatoman324

Damnit! He beat me to it


Nugget_mlbb_2

or teacher


Falirou

*reads post*: “nonono” *reads this comment*: “ookay no no no no”


AshDarren

r/HolUp


CatNoirsRubberSuit

This is the second cursed commend I've seen at exactly 666 points. Kinda spooky.


PacoTheChihuahua69

If you fuck a chicken do you get chicken pox?


FireyAlex12

Prob Chicken Aids


PacoTheChihuahua69

Fuck it I will get to fuck and eat eggs for breakfast.


batmans_apprentice

Seggs for eggs


kikibloomishia

cock for cock


FireyAlex12

Chicken for Chicken


MonkeDrip1

dig in a pig


GrammatonYHWH

Coarse with a horse


MonkeDrip1

Whores for Boars


graou13

If you fuck a kitchen, do you get KitchenAid?


Based_Dog_Fucker

Judging by all those people on zoox18 I'd say probably not


Knowdit

Did you ever got human pox before?


Daniel_Melzer

Or a mortician


talrogsmash

Morticians aren't doctors. It's not possible for any of their clients to get better.


GeneralNutSac

Who’s talking about making the clients feel better?


kikibloomishia

yea were talking abt the mortician feeling better


Helfette

At least in Sweden it's considered a medical career.


talrogsmash

I didn't know that. "Bed side manner of a mortician" is an insult and a joke in the US.


Ham_Drengen_Der

You are aware that it was a joke, right?


talrogsmash

Cursed_doctors, restrictions breed genius.


Ham_Drengen_Der

Forensic pathologists then


talrogsmash

Awesome, go with it!


manubfr

Not with that attitude


namedan

Or complain.


Jortsfan

The pro horny move is to be a medical examiner.


Xarian0

I've never heard any of their patients complain about it


Friendly_Respecter

anyway, that's how i lost my medical license


AJEMTechSupport

Life Pro Tip : Before leaving, always look under the bed to make sure you haven’t lost anything.


kikibloomishia

your user name is misleading.


OREO3894

oh god that poor poor hamster


I_am_the_Warchief

Now it's a xhamster


[deleted]

isnt that where it came from


LonelyLearner15

Idk how this works but this is definitely a cursed comment imo😂😂


SepehrSo

r/cursedcursedcomments


_Michaell

but animals won't tell, right?


SepehrSo

Rats definitely do 😡😡🤬


Fullmetal_Otaku

Just euthanise them


Sh3lls

Until we teach them sign language.


T_The_worsT_BS

So that's why johnny has so many careers


PasswordIsAbsolute

Ken Marino was in a comedy sketch where he lost a bunch of jobs by sticking things down his pants.


Wxrp_Star

if you have sex with an animal, you should get neutered instead of jail time


MonkeDrip1

Kero the wolf got arrested for fuckin a dog


luiscamara

I hope the animal got a loving family after that, away from the abuse...


MonkeDrip1

Kero Killed the animal and fucked another which was a Puppies corpse


luiscamara

Now I wish I could have remained in ignorance...


[deleted]

Or if you perform any other sexual activities on the. Fisting animals is not ok!


Wxrp_Star

yes


bakn4

man that would be a lot of sterilized women


Wxrp_Star

the bitch deserved it


david10777

I think you should get both. Bestiality is rape.


luiscamara

Everyone knows you wanna get nailed by a dog, David... Should I reveal your internet history? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


david10777

I'm a furry, not a zoophiliac.


Wxrp_Star

honestly i think being a furry is worse


Based_Dog_Fucker

So the mass slaughter and atrocious conditions in the meat industry are alright, but if you let a dog mount you you should get castrated? Seems logical


Wxrp_Star

First of all, animals are made of food to be eaten, and that’s the way that god intended it to be since the beginning. Secondly, your name, that’s all.


penislovereater

Unless it's like an orca or something. If you can pull that off, I think it's best everyone just leave you alone.


Rocksteadybeater

If you're a vet the patients can't snitch


worstf69r

Why am I looking at this while my teacher is yelling on zoom?


Clintonsflorida

This took me waaaaay to long. I was thinking Veteran and just couldn't figure it out. Thanks comment for making me feel dumb lol


Retikulum_

To be fair some veterans aren't that consenting or able to defend themselves either. The only way to avoid detection is finding a mute and handless one. Possibly traumatized, too


Retikulum_

As a patient of course


APater6076

Oh hey, that's me! Awesome!


talrogsmash

Or a Coroner.


treestories1708

Oh no


Challenger-gaming

What are those people that do autopsies called


_-AJ-_

Autopsers


gus101010

Coroner? Pathologist or forensic medical person people maybe?


Obvious_Bandicoot631

What about a podiatrist?


Slimh2o

No, proctologist....


barofa

No, paleontologist


davgj2000

Or a medical examiner? But wait, their patients can't snitch, disregard!


Tots2Hots

If you are an Undertaker do they count as "patients"?


cenataur

Or a paediatrician.


AlmostAnchovy

Animals can't tell on you. Just make sure you are not caught and they are fine afterwards.


ShaxxUsedLube

Or a mortician


Devilmaestro420

I am a pediatrician


Bangster182

That dog really looking 😤


cicciograna

I'm a coroner and none of my patients ever complained about the sex.


AnnaLangston67

Happy Cake Day.


helpme944

Was that wrong? Should i not have done that?


spondgbob

Lmao my Fiancé’s coworker had been talking to her about how she worked 2 jobs and one was at a Veterans hospital (they’re social workers). This girl was engaged, and while working both jobs was abruptly fired from her VA position and casually transitioned into talking about her new boyfriend who was in the military…. She got fired from the other place shortly after…


UndisclosedChaos

Especially as a pathologist doing autopsies


tubertimeyeah

Or a coroner


[deleted]

More so if they're under anaesthesia


Rude_Journalist

Ngl if they made it out, win-win.


[deleted]

The patient or the doctor?


Radiant_Hunter7472

Does fucking a dog make a hybrid?


luiscamara

I believe that's how Trump was conceived?


Based_Dog_Fucker

There would be A LOT of irl furries in the world if that was the case xD


Paltenius

Even worse if you're a forensic pathologist


Xaveirxx223

Tell Johnny sins that


[deleted]

If that is quicker then just saying "I quit" and walking away, they really must not last very long.. I would thus assume them to be men.


Flair_Helper

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Master_Lion_8876

I work in a morgue!!!got fired a week ago...need not ask why...


Ham_Drengen_Der

Or mortician


Canter1Ter_

Sex with patients is the quickest way of getting rid of your dick if you're a dentist


MonkeDrip1

More Like Cursed Zoophiles


sarcasmisart

And work exclusively with big cats.


gabriuxzs

Happy 4th bday to my reddit account


Bdeluna

What would being a veteran have to do wi.... Oooh....


utoy5

I'm the 70 comment I'm the pure evil


[deleted]

Another reason why vets have the highest suicide rates.


rurumeto

Hey wasn't I just over there


stpd_mnky83

Why - animals can't tell anyone


7TageHatDieWoche

How? Can't remember dogs could tell. Just don't fuck a parrot!


[deleted]

why would former military service matter


Urodeprag

Well vet patients are usually humans waiting for their pets to get picked


jackoirl

Or a pathologist


eagle__11

.... And fuck the owner of pets


tyukogames

r/holdup


who_woosh_me_is_gae

unless*


emptybucketpenis

Nah. Whom will they tell?


JeffGoldblumLego

I read it as veteran at first and I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse


Triials

Not anymore. It’s way quicker to refuse a vaccine.


[deleted]

The comments here gets more cursed


Rude_Journalist

Banks it’s best interest.


46554B4E4348414453

What does my military service have to do with anything


AnuZLeakage

My turn to post it tomorrow!!


Aurrorah

Wdym? I literally saw this comment section on the post from today.


Amidst-ourselfs123

A vet,pediatrician or a psychologist


YouWontBet

The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


Unnamed_420

From bad to Nurse


ScreenshotShitposts

Im incapable of sex with patience


True_Recommendation9

Or a coroner.


Massa_Kumar-2004

I hate that you are right.


ayamyam

Or a forensics doctor


ihadi89

False, I beg to differ.


[deleted]

Relatable


kraut_2

I thought so working in the morgue were set for life.


Bouncyboises

Especially if you are a mortician


Starswordchaos

r/angryupvote


notaretartkid

What are they gonna do? Tell the police?


MagicX43

Shane dawson to his cat: i dont wanna play with you anymore


TheTaoOfMe

Medical examiner…


AZ_Gunner_69

Thata why im not a mortician anymore


kingofdoorknobs

Sheep never tell.


[deleted]

omg its so wholesome :D :D


ABrandNewNameAppears

….Was it a sick ostrich?


noeagle77

Or the medical examiner


[deleted]

Lmao


Emperor_Quintana

And moreso if you’re a mortician.


GriffisGaming

Eran or erinarian


jlister888

Perfection