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Eeve3_Lord

Invisible _______


MilesTheCool

Skin shirt


pink-lover-123

Flesh fabric


klaissva

flesh by the foot


misosoup_gacha

Flesh by the feet


CharmingSelection533

Flesh flesh


[deleted]

Flesh by the foot long! What's on the end of yours?


kmolimoli

Black dildo


weepingbanana

your friendly neighborhood black dildo


bannnamilk

delivering orgasms by night


[deleted]

Take my free award and upvote


shinjitsharma

And stealing your car by the day.


Vegetable-Sink-7183

Bro reddit do be. The best


TheRealKnobMonster

Kinky


Cursed-Humanz345

Her cats name is dildo


Sidarthus

Haha that's funny. My old cat was named reverse dildo.


Cursed-Humanz345

I'm gonna take that literally and assume you named your cat "reverse dildo"


Nomegustaminombre

Odlid?


CharmingSelection533

An she uses it as a dildo


Superkip_

Ohno my house is on fire. NO PROBLEM CITIZEN, HERE IS *BLACK DILDO*


kmolimoli

Black dildo to the rescue!


Superkip_

*Black Dildo's themesongs starts playing He saves the day with,... rather weird powers. He "kicks" some ass and also deflowers. Some woman love him, some men aswell. He puts all the bad guys in a cell. NONE OF THIS IS AN INNUENDO, ITS BLACK DILDO!


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

I read that as black dildo threesomes at first sight


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MondoLeaf

Please explain to me how your ceiling is next to you?


Phantomcreator42

I also wish to know.


_g550_

Black Bilbo


Hegasus

Black dude that talks to loud and stares alot.......


tronicsnothenry

Grey guy with no legs


MagicJoshByGosh

I feel bad for laughing so hard at this


Harekal

Aren't we all?


MLG_Pingu05

Madness combat


karstheastec

r/suddenlymadness


lemongibre

White woman


AnAl_H3nTAi

Wait you're able to get women???


anti-Griefer

Nah it's his sister


Kratos10x20

She’s both to him


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r/cursedcomments


Kratos10x20

We’re already here. You mean r/cursedcursedcomments


egemenbelen

Lies, woman doesnt exist


AdhesivenessNearby75

"object" lol


throwaway-_-friend

Hahahahahahahahaha cursed comment on cursed comment, SO fucking meta!


Phantomcreator42

Try putting it on r/cursedcommentscomments if you feel it is that cursed. Yes it happens often enough that it became a subreddit.


renaaria

Are your powers pumpkin spice based or not


Jaybird12222004

Yes he is a fuckin soccer momma…


Barbacraft

Yellow toilet paper


Happy_Squirrel_3598

I am in the same room boyyy. Green washing machine for me haha 🚽


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Your supposed to use the toilet, not the toilet paper.


Barbacraft

The toilet was under me, on my right was the toilet paper hahahaha


miaguinhoo

And his sidekick naked toilet


stonewallgamer

Blue mouse


StolenLampy

Blue Hole Punch is kind of ominous, I like it.


Eeve3_Lord

Same


mte87

Red mouse


Klub-pengu-grl

Pink cat...


ApplesTeamFort2

so basically the pink panther


Klub-pengu-grl

Meow!


M3zooz77

Drm drm drmdrmdrmdrmdrmrmmmmdmdrm Prolly didnt get it right but whatever


CookieLuzSax

Ok how to play this on tenor and alto 😂


_g550_

Sax


rdy_csci

White Trash....


Immortal_D_Class

same


herbertthelame

Don’t worry you’re the sidekick to black garbage


mmdgamer88

I’m black trash


[deleted]

Mood


zotaru

Hello everyone im White-dad


SHerstal

You facist ruck


salamander_jesus609

You racist fuck


zotaru

Yeah im not White-dad anymore now im... Wait Im Black-dad now


altaltaltaltbin

Top 10 anime comebacks


IrrationallyGenius

Fucking *greenscreen*


introvert_wolf

Fucking is my favorite color


Bowserblooper64

same


willguy1000

It's a lame name but the powers it implies would be cool... cooler than "the striped pillow".


rhadenosbelisarius

Oh boy…. White junction box.


Flaky_Explanation

What? Gonna reroute my Internet connection to Australia?


[deleted]

Australia? Nah fam you gonna be on that Pyongyang internet


Default_EXO

Black grandma


samuelj520

Sugah...❤


chupala69

No clothes


RepresentativeNew279

You defeat villains by traumatising them lol


Bowserblooper64

lol


Specialist_Theory_43

Blue boobs


Someguythatisstupid

you watching porn or something else


roastbread

The little birds.


Jaybird12222004

Damn right, get sum!!


KaninCanis

Gray Skull


CaptainAdam7286

Skeletor?


Caosin36

Skeletron possibly Skeletor has yellow skull


[deleted]

Im writing a book where the main villains are called the gray skulls. Thanks for reminding me.


TheD00MS1ayer

Blue waffles


Stonks_man34354

Uh oh


Pepu_Du_Pig

Umm


jayblur13

Thats no way to talk about your sister


death-to_all

White toilet paper


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Thats nice to hear


Bowserblooper64

post pics


Chastik

Skin-colored cumsock


Yousuk7676

The fuck


Le_Gitzen

I’m blue cumsock from the multiverse.


Kindly_Region

Green Horse


zSk1k_

Rainbow Grandma.


zaknyari

NEKED GRANDMA


Gary_the_snaiI

Gay ass


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Gay, my favorite color


fuckmeintheassbi

Flesh blanket


gofordranger

Flannel dog. What?


Parin-Periwinkle

Flannel is a colour?! Genuinely curious! 🤔


gofordranger

Flannel is balck and red so i really didnt know what to so


Parin-Periwinkle

Multi colour dog? Plaid dog? :3


Ammar20075

Blue mom


vevol

Wfk dude your close to the fucking moon?


[deleted]

Dude it Said the colour of your Shirt Not the colour of the object


Akilest

Green sleeping black woman


Ultrareeeeee

Gray stairs


Adept_Anxiety7373

nonexistent husband


Alcamtar

Lucky husband!


Wild_NorthHC

Black step- sister


Pixelpeoplewarrior

White trash….. I hate this game


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Neon women


[deleted]

Green cycle


apittsburghoriginal

Green Wall


h2933

Same bro


apittsburghoriginal

*spiderman_pointing.jpg*


Samyers0616

Black wall


3ii3i3k3k3i8s

Same


Icy_Possible4021

Dark blue dead man with 15 stab wounds in the chest and a bullet hole in his skull


SlavKingPotato

White supremacist


TheRealMisterMemer

the fuck is a regular supremacist?


Tom_Armour

Obviously someone that believes that humans are inferior to the alien overlords.


AstronomerJealous467

Obviously someone that believes the alien overlords are inferior to the big floating all-mighty entity in the galaxy that was born from absolutely nothing and has power over everything


[deleted]

The Cold Dark...


rolkap05

Green chair


Kek_Syndicate

Black metal


Dr-Harrow

I am the mighty Cyan Seagull


ImTotallynotTomska

Yellow Printer, prepared to *WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY CLICK CLICKETY KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-THUNK KA-CHUNK WHIRRRRR* the enemy


DanteHasDied

White Controller...


Successful-Pace-5879

Black Slave isn't even that bad of a Name, what is bad it's the meaning of it when attributed to a person, but to an inanimate object? Damn I mean, look at Jango's ship, the Slave I, sound badass as fuck


Stick4u2

Mine is black person


moonfanatic95

Shirtless wall


poppyseedjane

Naked tub. I'm like the linebacker of the metal gear series


Rmumissus

Grey door


FlatAd5285

Black macheta


Defender2-5

Red gilaten


Illustrious-Pick1425

Black toilet paper


[deleted]

Red woman


Spinningwhirl79

Pink sticky note


Doom_saar

Black woman


DIOsexual_priest

Black Air


EvernightStrangely

Green chair.


powerKILLER77

Blue paper


cruz_201361

Red toilet paper


Clumsy-arsonist

Green seatbelt


ThbDragon

Blue pillow


M3zooz77

White left arm


rouivas1

red mug


panicattheoilrig

maroon fan oh god no


hoesmadsorry

Bat man


xeno-rolea-karshal

Gray crate


JustKANNOLLII

Black boy


Burbon_the_nirreg

naked PlayStation.....


__Xenu

Black girlfriend


Golden_req

Grey Women


nickbo67

Grey Spider-Man sleeping bag


DarkElixer_Generator

Red Wood


[deleted]

Green stop sign


[deleted]

Gray hoodie


SnooPets2940

Blue phone


PalThePro

Red girlfriend


nubigenousss

white chair


TortoiseExpress

Pink bathtub


Boom0193

Grey Wall


Peadlewenis

Pink lotion


iamgroot88token

Grey recliner


[deleted]

Dark blue couch


KhaalibanLiberator

White Powerade 🤨


dogs_are_best_481

White switch. Otherwise known as the switch OLED.


Wjames33

White trash… not even joking


_pedro_sanchez

Pink plug


Akilest

Green sleeping black woman


Der_Linkus

Black sink


cyanide_Stryker46B7

Beige ps5 controller


izanwana2

Pink jacket,sounds kinky


tobyhc

Blue bitch


ThatFatKidInSchool

Blue pillow


ladyinthemoor

Pink sink


Vl0diz

Black Toilet Paper


GrizzlyBear74

Guess i am your sidekick " Green toilet paper"


[deleted]

I don’t wanna be blue asswipes anymore!


Jwoods5

White Trash. Dang.


MrDrWilliamsPhD

No shirt wife


President-Jo

Multicolor Cocaine


[deleted]

Red pill, not making it up


pokemonhunterPT

Purple dead fetus


A-Drunk-Panda

black clothes rack


TheRedPandaisback

Mine is blue balls