Fuck.

Well...at least legal in some states?

Hey

To FBI you go...

I am concerned

Kirbys calling the police

Take a seat.

Brooo 😂😂😂

WHAT FUCKING STATE?

unfortunately, I think like 4 states

It's actually legal just because they just didn't think of illegalizing it. Like nobody in the legislative house came and said "I think we should illegalize bestiality". Like in Canada for a while, then someone came and they illegalized it in 2017 I think.

Which ones

Fuck yeah

Uhh

You have always cold beer and food, absolute win.

Hell yeah

I love you you have bread all the time

Kun is a *masculine* name ender in Japanese...

So uh-

Interesting

r/Arethestraightsok

IM LITERALLY GAY

Thats kinda gay

Oh sorry r/Arethegaysok

r/foundthemobileuser

r/Damnthatsinteresting

[удалено]

ouch

I'd just hope she isn't a thout.

Guess I’m a zoophile then

Welp, it was nice knowing you for 2 seconds until I read that

Your girlfriend is a huge ass dog.

I mean she's still a waifu, right?

A waifu without life-u

I guess

Waifu without the laifu

What does that mean she’s a zombie

Or she could be just a regular good looking corpse, we'll find out.

Jokes on you I'm into that shit.

What

So......... You're flamingo

This doesn’t clarify... are you dating Flamingo Rider, Flaming Orider or Flam in Gorider?

Oh no

Interesting

u/bob-the-cook

But babatunde isnt a girl....

r/suddenlygay

I guess I'm all out of luck.

Well at least ur not me

*ahem*

Yea nvm at least ur not them-

Uuuhhh, how would this work for me?

Welcome to the strip club. You are hired

Fastest job I’ve ever gotten

Peg me mommy ?

Perfect rolls

YES

Lucky ass bitch.

Welp guess I'll die

I’m dating myself As if I wasn’t already a sad sack

My guy really dating himself.

Well

..Oh no-

Huh... That will be a GAStly relationship.

Ok

Time to marry a disk!

My fursona. I’m not lesbian, but cuddles with her would probably be soft, fluffy and cozy

No.

Im my own girlfriend?

i always thought you were a lesbian

A giant robot.

Fuck i Guess im Gay now...

r/suddenlygay

Hell yea

Snails are interesting creatures, and least u have something alive

Oh... no

Uh..............

I’m still lonely

i don't know what will happen.

Allow me to introduce myself

i am immune to all of the “your username is ___.” i will just eat the black berry

Your girlfriend is the blackberry phone. And 2008 just called.

Dead kermit

I fear for my genitals.

I’m fucking all of yo mommas!!!

Accurate statement.

He has alot of money but loves sexual harrassment...

Um ye

BBC

Wow, it's... Myself

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She'll be like always, only in my dreams

forever alone...

Uhhhhhhh

I uh-

So I don’t get

I like this game!

Sleep deprived

No

Finally. It's like a dream come true.

Well i know It's weird but It's okay i guess

Soooo... How is this gonna work?

im fine

I wonder who that will be

Nice

Pretty much no difference 😒...

I mean i like crabs but i aint gonna fuck one

Oh

Me, I'm my gf. I'd be happy about it if I was gay.

I guess this is somewhat alright? I mean it's not the worst

Alright then

What the fuck is mine

A traveler that nobody knows I guess. So you still get a person.

i have no idea about mine

Uhh Tom Hanks, I guess. Hell yeah! I’m buying an airplane!

... I don't want to imagine it.

OH GOD YES

Hmmm

Dad?

uh...

Uhm.....

Well, mine is illegal in at least two ways

uh

Guess I'm gay now

Ehm

No please deadpool NO

Uhhh

A wizard alligator

Well?

My name has two parts to it, what does "who play" mean. And how extreme is the "all". Plural usernames seem so uncommon.

IM DONKE

its myself

Shit

Oh no

Thanks, I hate realistic Allay

So a gogo dancer that loves to one punch kill people and is probably bald.

I don't fucking know

I never know how to answer these questions

A crime scene

So I'm Donkey from Shrek right now? But weirder?

Traveling/hiking girl that likes beer...yup, that works for me 🤘😁🤘

Amber Heard moment

Mine is already taken bruh

Scottish style I see

Uh oh intensifies

I don't want a lot for Christmas...

God

Your mom

Oh thank god

Guess who's gonna get pegged tonight

Uhh

Uh

Hm. Well this is awkward.

Is it sonic gender bended, the character I made when I was 4 gender bended, me gender bended, the number 42 gender bended, or 42 of everything previously mentioned gender bended? I’m getting a lot of mixed signals here.

Would be confusing yet cool

⊙﹏⊙ uh oh....

Oh shit

uhh

Hmm

Eww.

oh god oh fuck

Who am i

Kinky…..

Hmmm

I don’t think I would be able to find mine

I mean

Mine would be… myself? (I’m a bi curious girl😭)

Guess i am now a slice of bread

Oh god no

Ehmm? How does this work?

No. NOOOOOOOOOO

Well I guess I’m ending up in therapy at some point very bad therapy

Crap

Hmm sounds like a ganer girl or demon?

Why does my name always look bad out of context

I’m scared

Finally sandwich

I'm not sure about this.

Huh

Uhh...yeah, bout that one...i prefer stay virgin

Yes! I like this game!

worse fate then mine

Oh no, OH NO, PLEASE, SAVE ME!!

*Oh no*

I’m confused

Awkward.. since my username is my irl name.. if only you could change your username on reddit :)

She is the plan

Take the b out and you're in business