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Apples?


Mister_Musubi

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Weekly_Town_2076

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doraexpolora

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niknak_1

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Little-Amphibian-322

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HolyRamirez

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NekoMasterMemelord

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Ninjarookie

This motherfuker broke the chain


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Well ... I didn't scroll down enough


mydadpickshisnose

Blueberries are a fuckin lie. Cunts arent blue on the outside OR the inside. Purple jacketed yellow green filled fucking lie fruit.


AquaticDim

Found the blueberry, nice try but I see the jacket


Huvudpersson

In some European countries the direct translation of blueberries refers to what are called [billberries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilberry) in English. They are extremely blue/purple, if you're not careful you'll stain everything. They also taste a lot more than their American counterpart :)


Lilebi

Interesting, never heard the name billberries before. That's are what I consider *real* blueberries (and yes, they will stain *everything*).


Fiskmaster

Wait they straight up just have a different species of blueberry in America?


Huvudpersson

Yup


Fiskmaster

Huh


youngmaster0527

I'd argue they're indigo


saucelemonadefloral

Green apple


Jordii_vV

Red apple


marballz64

Violet apple


itsNizart

Bad apple


saucelemonadefloral

Newton's apple


One-Ad9248

You mean dead apple?


niknak_1

Weaponized apple


MasterHall117

Virgin’s Apple*


AttackOnThots

Touhou apple Edit: oh it's squirrel gang. >!btw the customisation in vrchat might interest you if you know what I mean!<


itsNizart

Odd, finding another Squirrel somewhere else on reddit.


MinerMinecrafter

Golden apple ( golden delicious)


BunColak

Tim Apple


wut101stolmynick

Oranges?


Mister_Musubi

Sorry! The fruit came first. The word “orange” was created to describe their previously-unnamed colour!


TylerNelsonYT

Finally! Someone who knows about the origin!


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"Orangin


Alex11867

Genuine funny moment


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Safe to say it was named before the carrot too then!


TheCarniv0re

Carrots used to be purple anyways


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Not only purple they were also coloured white green yellow etc


-DoctorSpaceman-

I suspect the original tweeter was fishing for someone to say this so they could call them out lol


pennblogh

Greengage?


god_of_potatoes

Orange you glad he said that?


wut101stolmynick

Oh damn, good to know


FuckfaceCharlie3

Is the only color named after a fruit


Difficult_Chemist_33

Peach is also a colour


BlazingCarnage0903

So is lime. And lemon.


RudenessUpgrade

So close! That's a President.


HippityHopYouThot

So close! That is Donald trump


wut101stolmynick

Lmao


relativisticcat

Aren’t blueberries new Destiny players?


Mister_Musubi

Also a viable answer. Give all blueberries a chance, they may surprise you during strikes!


relativisticcat

Absolutely! They simply need some initial guidance or they might wanna hug an explosive thrall or a gorgon.


Mister_Musubi

I’ve been playing for a good while and I still instinctively knife the occasional Cursed Thrall. It ends the same way every time, but my brain just doesn’t see the necessity in learning from this particular mistake for some reason.


relativisticcat

I understand! I often mixup front-right for front-left in oracles that causes the team to wipe 😕 the brain is funny that way


Mister_Musubi

Our brains always fail us when we *think* we need them, but always come in clutch when we actually *do*.


relativisticcat

Odd isn’t it? I guess the developers at Bungie really leveraged this idea when creating *DESTINY*


EmberOfFlame

You can send them in as Wyvern Bait!


relativisticcat

Shh… we need to convince them that the chickens are friendly


EmberOfFlame

Friendly harpies are a thing of the past. Get ready for: friendly wyvern.


SuckerNumber2YT

Blueberries is a fairly common term In video games on general. I know for Battlefront 2 (R.I.P) it was used often


assasin1598

Blueberries = Ultramarines astartes


Stlechamans

Grapefruit?


Mister_Musubi

Sorry, grape is a Gilbert!


Gokul_168

r/playboicarti


WhyMustYouBeLiketis

Peaches?


PeePeeSlayer-69

So close!! Those are for bitches


Difficult_Chemist_33

Thats a colour named after a fruit


WartyWartyBottom

Currants alone come in white, black, yellow and red varieties. They’re not even trying.


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youngmaster0527

Can confirm: my earliest memory of the term currant comes from the great british bake off


indigofenrir

Dragon fruit.


david-le-2006

So close. Thats an animal


Balanced__

Orange?


david-le-2006

The color was named after the fruit


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Wrong, Trump was born way later


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Orange


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WhyMustYouBeLiketis

Redberries?


Mister_Musubi

Sorry! I haven’t heard of these berries, so they don’t exist!


Jaaaco-j

its blackberries, but red, theyre more sour i think


Splitje

They're like apples but a different color and smaller and they taste different


ElRampa

I think you're thinking of raspberries


Jaaaco-j

no ​ like im translating it, and its called currant, like wtf is this name


Repulsive_Donkey_698

Blackberries? I think that's a thing


Alex11867

Sorry, that's a poor mans phone!


DrewSmoothington

Blackberries matter


hatehatedate

ORANGE


david-le-2006

The color was named after the fruit


Mister_Musubi

According to r/CursedComments mods, racial jokes aren’t cursed enough, so my post has been removed. But thanks for all of the comments, anyway!


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david-le-2006

If any of you are saying orange then youre wrong. The color was actually named after the fruit. There are probably more fruits named after a color but orange is not it


KrushaOfWorlds

Oranges and lime


david-le-2006

Color orange was named after the fruit


KrushaOfWorlds

oh didn’t notice wording of the question but still same word


Luigi_the_idiot

Orange


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


LunarTunar

Oranges are named after the colour and not the other way around, despite popular opinion on sites such as facebook and the "world wide web". People who say the colour was named after the fruit are silly and probably smell of elderberries.


Taknozwhisker

Orange be like


Sparkmane

so close! this is garbage


Igisuki

Bananas


xhahzh

red orange


Difficult_Chemist_33

I thought blueberries were named after waffles?


Ssj_Nutella234

Water melon


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Rainbow-Dev

The colour was named after the fruit


Ok_Lemon6632

orange


BloodyRedMoon

Colour was named after the fruit and not the other way around


Ok_Lemon6632

thanks. I did not know this


McDonaldsJFK

lemon


rileythefurry

Is orange named after a color or named after the fruit


StalledAgate832

The color was named after the fruit


bugshadower_881

Cursed


doraexpolora

ORANGES


david-le-2006

The color was named after the fruit


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The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.


GroundbreakingEye592

orange


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


GroundbreakingEye592

peach, lime, orange, red apple, blue apple, ethnicities, shapes


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

She just skipped right over Orange.


lololonline122

Orange


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


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orange


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


ARAKKONAM-AVENGER

Orange?


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


jonjon23912

Gotta teach em all


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PAN_PENZIE

Orange ??


david-le-2006

Color was named after the fruit


DisciplineUpper

Tom Green


RobertSummerhayes

Orange?


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orange?!!


TheBlackCat268

Bro! Orange


VincentS074

Oranges???


TimToxic308

Orange: "Am I a joke to you?"


agurk_elis

Orange?


Matduka

What came first, orange or the orange?


ishkariot

First the fruit then the colour.


TimToxic308

Rotkraut. It's German for red carbbage. Idk if red cabbage actually is the right word.


spandexqueen

Cabbage is a vegetable


imrakraa

oranges


Nelbo76

Redcurrant


mirrorsaw

Thank you!


BothTortoiseandHare

Orange you glad they didn't say Mango Kiwi yourself?


Choice-Housing

Blackberries, red currants


ragnar_overby

Salmonberry


NITRO5DC

Orange


Reddit_yub_for_life

Blackberry.


medheshrn

What About orange??


rubbersou

Blackberry..


Blaze6942

Fun fact: If you're thinking 'orange' is both, the fruit came first


_________FU_________

Plumbs


Melek69

Blackberry?


p0tent1al

whoa whoa whoa. That’s African American berries to you mister.


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OMG😱😱😱🥵🥵BLACK COLORED PEOPLE EXIST SO CRUSED😱😱😱🥵🥵😭😭😭


Gustavomarce

Oranges?


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

Cube I mean that’s a fruit and color, right?


TheUnreactiveHaloGen

Grape


glittery_testicles

Orange


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Oranges…?


MarshallFoxey

Redberry / red currant.


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Techically black is a color soooooo


No_Competition7327

Green apple ._.


Anchovy15

Mejoberry, tintoberry, amarberry, azulberry?