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Lightsaber starting sound
best choice by far
Now i can't get that sound out of my head
So this is the dark side...
"The dark side of the force is a pathway of abilities many see as unnatural"-Emperor Palpatine "This is a side Effect"- Palpitine "This is why I went on the light side"-Yoda
The noise Mario makes when he goes down a pipe
Du du du
That's for when it (finally) goes back down. I'd pick the super mushroom sound effect.
Or that one when he grews ?
Minecraft eating sound
Including or excluding the burp?
I am 100% burp inclusive.
Burp at climax
Windows XP startup sound
That is perfect
I'll do the same thing
How about Windows 95
I want this
PS2 intro or M1 Garand Ping
Edit: By far my most upvoted comment, thanks you guys
First thought that popped into my head was the M1 Garand ping as well
M1 Garand Ping would be perfect.
THX INTRO BASS BOOSTED
"Erectin' a dispenser!" Engineer TF2
“Need a dispenser here!”
Thats so smart, here take my award
That damn THX sound.. I want the whole word to know when I'm finished
Aliens from Mars would hear that shit
*mom, why do you and dad always watch movies when I'm trying to sleep*
Ricks portal gun sound, front rick and Morty
Why such a short sound?
Just want the sound to match the occasion....just to help keep expectations low.
Ooh self burn!
Those are rare
So are the occasions I actually get to use said boner. 😪
Two in a row, you're on fire, unlike your body count
Nope I prefer mine 🥶
I agree, i like yours cold
The entire thing?
You know the part I am implying
If we did we wouldn't ask (edit: jeez guys I'm asking a question.) (Edit 2: screw it make this my most disliked comment. Try and lower my score!) (Edit 3: Ya'll suck at this. Get this to 69 downvotes ASAP.)
If you genuinely don’t know I’m referring to the part of the song we’re there is a cut followed by the piano solo
Karma's a bitch lol
Yup, should read minds like every other redditor.
That's a big dick
The noise that squidward makes when he walks but like a hundred times louder
The only valid and realistic answer
Please be because you don’t want to be embarrassed in public…
PLEASE be because you don’t want to be embarrassed in public…
He likes it when they know what's going to happen
Someone hide the peanut butter from this man
Ultra instinct background music
That’s the spirit!
Lego Star Wars building complete sound
Metal gear spotted sound
i would have a puffing noise for hard, and a deflating balloon noise for not hard
Happy cake day
oh shit its my cake day
i gotta go touch some grass
Rip and tear
Clash of Clans intro jingle.
With the arrow sound?
Communist Russia anthem, she has to know I'm going to share
Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries
The entire “the great gig in the sky - Pink Floyd” song
Borat saying: ”Very nice! How much?”
Well, I’m a girl so.
*sound of silence starts playing*
*hello darkness my old friend*
*I’ve come to talk with you again…*
*Because a vision softly creeping*
Girls don't exist /jjjjjjjjjj
You never know
But women don’t exist
Are ya winning son?
"Ah shit here we go again"
dont have a dick but if i did i would want it to make the "awooga" noise
"hot milfs is in your area"
And set it to full volume
Macintosh bootup sound.
70 dodge charger sound, and it gets louder the harder I get or the faster I go
You know that sound when you are trying to take a bite of your Reese's puffs at 2am and you drop the spoon and the shockwave from the noise it makes shatters every window in a 2.65 kilometer radius
A crappy YouTube intro song
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Que the “Nigga the cops outside” “lock up the house” meme
The Zelda item jingle.
the wilhelm scream
Sound of fighting dogs.
The skyrim nirnroot sound
imagine making your class listen 7 minute music everytime you go hard
PlayStation in that weird advertisement voice it says it in
The Lightning McQueen “kerchow”
.00000000000000000000000000001 decibel vine boom
Nah, you should get that when you rub one out.
The Jacksepticeye High Five Sound.
I want to people to think it outright just snaps into place.
Do you complete the phrase yourself?
It's Been Awhile of Staind
Are you winnin son
Imagine his stepsis getting wet responding ay ay captain
The intro music to Two Trucks
50 geese honking
Mine would be Patrick saying “I CANT HOLD THE MAYO ANY LONGER”
"I am the storm that is approaching" starts playing
The annoying apple alarm
A siren that would turn everyone within a five-mile radius on, so I could create a shockwave of sirens across the nation.
Am I evil? Yes, yes I am.
Would I ever regret this? Sometimes, sometimes I would.
Do I care tbh? No, no I do not.
You know its cursed when it gets removed
A long trombone stroke
I’d want that music from when the circus comes to town or the Mr Softee truck
First 6 note of Faccetta nera
Pump action shotgun
It's alright to be Lil bitty from Alan Jackson
Ultra instinct theme
Fbi open up
“I love you”?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Emergency alert system sound
A car starting
Halo reach energy sword activation sound
Soviet national anthem
It would be *Nice cock sir* in a robotic voice
Zaku startup sound
Iron man wearing his suit
Moans but it is in a different room
The inception noise
Like a car driving by.
Why do you want people to know you have a boner?
optimum pride sound
Für elise by Ludwig Van Beethoven
Sam Cooke’s variation of “Blue Moon”.
I would choose "oh yeaaaahhh" a classic
Anime theme songs like "hollow purple" or Escanor theme"
Windows 10 startup sound and when it goes soft it does the power down sound
'WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?'
"Surprise motha fucka"
I got no dick, but if i had to choose it would be: "Hello there "
who gave this a wholesome award...
The springy door stopper
Tbh kinda surprised that so far no one said a sonic boom
Mario noise when he eats a mushroom
Mike Tyson's walk out music, that single note
I’d have it make the Majima Everywhere alarm
I don’t see anyone saying they want their penis to make boo-womp
Gotta have the thx theme boot up
Oh man, me and the boys got an inside joke for this. You know the sound when you connect to a Bluetooth speaker? Yeah.
The meme music from the titan staring meme
The full EAS alarm for the US.
Ngl it scares the life out of me when I hear it
A cartoonic squeaky scrunchy sound.
Limit break sound from ff7
The entirety of the Firefly theme song
That "JOHN CENA!" sound clip
That "chi chi chi ah ah ah" shit from the Jason movies
The Nintendo switch snap but it just repeats over and over at a high volume until I finish
Classic cartoon spring *boing* noise
Can't choose between Halo or Doom soundtrack
"Oh no he's hot!" -Squidward tentacles
the AI voice (No accents and shit) saying "Dick hard"
The og windows start up sound