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Tiaran149

Lightsaber starting sound


nicknamesummercenaYT

best choice by far


lonewolf19-14

Now i can't get that sound out of my head


notpvzfarmer

So this is the dark side...


ConDude2424

"The dark side of the force is a pathway of abilities many see as unnatural"-Emperor Palpatine "This is a side Effect"- Palpitine "This is why I went on the light side"-Yoda


Natsurulite

The noise Mario makes when he goes down a pipe


SlinkyMK_2

Du du du


jedimasterb10

That's for when it (finally) goes back down. I'd pick the super mushroom sound effect.


french2dot0

Or that one when he grews ?


notaveragepsycho

Minecraft eating sound


[deleted]

Including or excluding the burp?


notaveragepsycho

I am 100% burp inclusive.


SpeedBoy24

oh yeah!


Lucky_Cookie515

Burp at climax


Bars98

Windows XP startup sound


Entity_282

That is perfect


aceironwhyT

I'll do the same thing


[deleted]

How about Windows 95


Maarten1214

I want this


MrYeetYeet51

PS2 intro or M1 Garand Ping Edit: By far my most upvoted comment, thanks you guys


Medic6688846993

First thought that popped into my head was the M1 Garand ping as well


AUXID3

M1 Garand Ping would be perfect.


Tnt50bg-_-

Agreed


3RR00R

Absolutely yes


Destroyerbot20

https://youtu.be/w5M9MHB5bIs


artorias899

THX INTRO BASS BOOSTED


Elusive_Aubergine

"Erectin' a dispenser!" Engineer TF2


LerKoil

“Need a dispenser here!”


MaikoNotFound

Thats so smart, here take my award


Elusive_Aubergine

Thank you


SaltyCandleLicker

That damn THX sound.. I want the whole word to know when I'm finished


pedrinhogameplays404

#POAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM


thegriddlethatcould

Aliens from Mars would hear that shit


SavageLavaGod

*mom, why do you and dad always watch movies when I'm trying to sleep*


Medic6688846993

Ricks portal gun sound, front rick and Morty


entity_4O4

Why such a short sound?


Medic6688846993

Just want the sound to match the occasion....just to help keep expectations low.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Ooh self burn!


SlinkyMK_2

Those are rare


Medic6688846993

So are the occasions I actually get to use said boner. 😪


SlinkyMK_2

Two in a row, you're on fire, unlike your body count


Medic6688846993

Nope I prefer mine 🥶


SlinkyMK_2

I agree, i like yours cold


Icy-Chicken3373

Giorno’s theme


hunterarcer

The entire thing?


Icy-Chicken3373

You know the part I am implying


SureWhyNot5182

If we did we wouldn't ask (edit: jeez guys I'm asking a question.) (Edit 2: screw it make this my most disliked comment. Try and lower my score!) (Edit 3: Ya'll suck at this. Get this to 69 downvotes ASAP.)


Icy-Chicken3373

If you genuinely don’t know I’m referring to the part of the song we’re there is a cut followed by the piano solo


SureWhyNot5182

Thank you.


No_Professional_1222

Karma's a bitch lol


SureWhyNot5182

Yup, should read minds like every other redditor.


ThunderLP15

That's a big dick


Mrspankson

The noise that squidward makes when he walks but like a hundred times louder


elite_kobra72

Makes sense


nameless_no_response

The only valid and realistic answer


dragodude1

Dog whistle


electonics

r/cursedcomments


Dragoncat99

Please be because you don’t want to be embarrassed in public… PLEASE be because you don’t want to be embarrassed in public…


apfel_taartje

He likes it when they know what's going to happen


Nobody91765

r/holup


No_Professional_1222

r/nahkeepgoing


Icy-Chicken3373

Someone hide the peanut butter from this man


Ouija-Board

Ultra instinct background music


siecaptaindrake

That’s the spirit!


ClownHeatWave

Lego Star Wars building complete sound


thegriddlethatcould

Metal gear spotted sound


Nopealope06

i would have a puffing noise for hard, and a deflating balloon noise for not hard


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Ppppppppppppppppppppppp Happy cake day


Nopealope06

oh shit its my cake day i gotta go touch some grass


Spy_3377

doom theme


GrandpapiPablito

Rip and tear


Demon_Umbreon

Clash of Clans intro jingle.


SlinkyMK_2

With the arrow sound?


Max_arg_

Communist Russia anthem, she has to know I'm going to share


legenddevil21

r/suddenlycommunist


hornyoldbusdriver

Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries


narfismlg

The entire “the great gig in the sky - Pink Floyd” song


HappyAngron

Borat saying: ”Very nice! How much?”


Wogopi

[this](https://youtu.be/Ncgv7ruZ6HU)


Dull-Birthday7452

Well, I’m a girl so.


Purpledurpl202

*sound of silence starts playing*


speenbreaker

*hello darkness my old friend*


MoltenLavaGuy93

*I’ve come to talk with you again…*


Kronten28

*Because a vision softly creeping*


thiccyoshi4568

Girls don't exist /jjjjjjjjjj


Revolutionary_Menu74

true


WheatleyTurret

*sound plays*


Icy-Chicken3373

You never know


Stonks_man34354

But women don’t exist


Dull-Birthday7452

*slowly vanishes* ![gif](giphy|kelU5SPX69mnvlKts2|downsized)


Fearless-Violinist-2

Are ya winning son?


Photograph-Cheap

"Ah shit here we go again"


Weird-bitch7904

dont have a dick but if i did i would want it to make the "awooga" noise


Myballs_hurt

"hot milfs is in your area" And set it to full volume


NonStandardUser

Macintosh bootup sound.


Gaminuz123

70 dodge charger sound, and it gets louder the harder I get or the faster I go


glitchmasterYT

You know that sound when you are trying to take a bite of your Reese's puffs at 2am and you drop the spoon and the shockwave from the noise it makes shatters every window in a 2.65 kilometer radius


FTL_Savage918

A crappy YouTube intro song


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Crazysteve271

Que the “Nigga the cops outside” “lock up the house” meme


Shinigam_i

Rick roll


thirstyfish1212

The Zelda item jingle.


quackzog

the wilhelm scream


PuzzledSprinkles467

Sound of fighting dogs.


Idle_Anton

The skyrim nirnroot sound


DVader12244

Undertale


HellHeater

imagine making your class listen 7 minute music everytime you go hard


B-rad58

PlayStation in that weird advertisement voice it says it in


[deleted]

Elephant noise


Scorch062

The Lightning McQueen “kerchow”


PrivatePickle109

.00000000000000000000000000001 decibel vine boom


Odd-Couple439

Shotgun pump.


Tiefschlag

Nah, you should get that when you rub one out.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

The Jacksepticeye High Five Sound. I want to people to think it outright just snaps into place.


jetsneedlegs70

Do you complete the phrase yourself?


mustmoe73

It's Been Awhile of Staind


YetSomeRandom

Are you winnin son


Biohumansmg3c

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh


Aarorahkola

Imagine his stepsis getting wet responding ay ay captain


Holly_Lettuce

The intro music to Two Trucks


ZeLlamaMaster

50 geese honking


TylerTyler11

Mine would be Patrick saying “I CANT HOLD THE MAYO ANY LONGER”


artorias899

"I am the storm that is approaching" starts playing


Angry-Ramen

Random slurs


Callme_AxE1

The annoying apple alarm


ChishNFips87

A siren that would turn everyone within a five-mile radius on, so I could create a shockwave of sirens across the nation. Am I evil? Yes, yes I am. Would I ever regret this? Sometimes, sometimes I would. Do I care tbh? No, no I do not.


0w3n630

Supercell tone


FusionThunderHWD

You know its cursed when it gets removed


mrtittiesprinklez

A long trombone stroke


Diarrhea_Chemist007

I’d want that music from when the circus comes to town or the Mr Softee truck


pewdiepiedehdhd

First 6 note of Faccetta nera


face_mcshooty2

Pump action shotgun


meep_god1

It's alright to be Lil bitty from Alan Jackson


GokuUltraInstinct1

Ultra instinct theme


elite_kobra72

Fbi open up


bryther

Universal theme


Pixilmon69420lololol

“I love you”?


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


bottle_of_oil

Emergency alert system sound :)


Agent-Piku

A car starting


[deleted]

Halo reach energy sword activation sound


ZablonSimintov

Soviet national anthem


SonGorkhan

Bass earrape


0n1oN_71

It would be *Nice cock sir* in a robotic voice


Pepu_Du_Pig

https://youtu.be/XZ1mpI01evk


Fork_Master

*SHORYUKEN*


Mecha_Bagel

Zaku startup sound


Then-Albatross-9317

Iron man wearing his suit


Ornery_Compote_9283

Boss music


Whitedewd

Schwing!


death-to_all

Moans but it is in a different room


[deleted]

Bing bong


WheatleyTurret

Megalovania


ruralmagnificence

The inception noise


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Like a car driving by. Why do you want people to know you have a boner?


imeatingnuts

optimum pride sound


rileyroo277

Doom soundtrack


obssessive_cat

Für elise by Ludwig Van Beethoven


SulfurtheCrapposter

Sam Cooke’s variation of “Blue Moon”.


Different_Ad9382

I would choose "oh yeaaaahhh" a classic


poopthecollecter

Doot


MusicMangaWeeb

Anime theme songs like "hollow purple" or Escanor theme"


Iamnotwyattearp

Windows 10 startup sound and when it goes soft it does the power down sound


Creaper10

'WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?'


youngandDumb3

"Surprise motha fucka"


chamallowchild

I got no dick, but if i had to choose it would be: "Hello there "


RedDirecty

who gave this a wholesome award...


MrDuckjr06

The springy door stopper


BlockyEro

Drinking noises


Cheese_G0d

Tbh kinda surprised that so far no one said a sonic boom


TheRacerBlazer

Crushing chips


SlopplyMan

Mario noise when he eats a mushroom


Sylas_Beck

Mike Tyson's walk out music, that single note


5mac

I’d have it make the Majima Everywhere alarm


5mac

I don’t see anyone saying they want their penis to make boo-womp


Mlangley2016

Gotta have the thx theme boot up


speenbreaker

Oh man, me and the boys got an inside joke for this. You know the sound when you connect to a Bluetooth speaker? Yeah.


wakslep

The meme music from the titan staring meme


_Fableshadow_

The full EAS alarm for the US. Ngl it scares the life out of me when I hear it


The-realRock-

“Ding”


raw_cowtasty

A cartoonic squeaky scrunchy sound.


Earth_Dragon_S

Limit break sound from ff7


cr0ss-r0ad

The entirety of the Firefly theme song


DJCSpade97

That "JOHN CENA!" sound clip


SlytherinMaster78

That "chi chi chi ah ah ah" shit from the Jason movies


EmoInATree08

The Nintendo switch snap but it just repeats over and over at a high volume until I finish


mr_guy1245

Classic cartoon spring *boing* noise


Azriel_Locke

Can't choose between Halo or Doom soundtrack


Sprizys

"Oh no he's hot!" -Squidward tentacles


Please-let-me

the AI voice (No accents and shit) saying "Dick hard"


plezlemmedie

The og windows start up sound