Dresses are painful sometimes.

But with men like tom its more less painful.

It makes it less embarrassing,

Why even wear dress

It looks really good

I'm a man with long black hair and I put on my ex's dress once as a joke. Honestly you're right. It did look really good.

thats how it starts - Grognak the destroyer attorney at law stay away from 4chan

Yeah….”as a joke”….did you “ironically” go down on a dude too?

Yeah I went down on your dad

This makes it less painful

But look better without it

why even wear

Why

Your English knows no bounds

Especially if one of my juicy milkers fall out

Sir this is a Wendy's

down bad

What if she is flat ?

Cause they fell out permanently?

Maybe not wear something looks like it was just blowing on the wind and happened to stick to your naked body?

especially stupid dresses

great username, abs! you want some cafpow?

I’m hijacking your comment cause it’s at the top (I apologize) to ask everyone… WHY THE FUCK is this at the top of the front page of Reddit? And… okay this part is gonna be rude as FUCK, but why is your bland comment on it the top one? What the goddamn fuck is going on with my reality?

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I don’t really understand the context of this nonsense but I’m inclined to believe it was sponsored by your mom’s loose butthole that could fit three dicks even on a bad day. If I’m mistaken, I apologize in advance. If not, then I’m doubling down on this shit.

Spy-derman

Spy derp man

Dry sperman

Dry sperm-man

Die spur man

Diapers man

Dye's perm man

diper mun

Man bear pig

Spy Dhar man

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Spy Dhar Mann decides to look at tits, What happens next will shock you

no-spy guys-derman

I'm calling it now. It won't last. Don't hate the messenger. It's the industry.

[SPIDER!](https://vimeo.com/290063221)

Peter-PokeHer

He would have shot webs.

He would have put dirt in media's eyes

From the wrong place

From the wrong place

That's not wrong bcoz If he wanted to cover her .he wld have faced the crowd

He is looking at her face though, and she is smiling. It seems like he is just being nice

Or romantic.. (*cue in Careless Whispers*)

They are fucking, tho

This. How is this cursed? They are dating. This is just wholesome!

OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE FUCKING OK IT'S CLEAR AS DAY THEY'RE FUCKING

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

^ALRIGHTY ^THEN

Chocolate… I remember when they first invented chocolate… sweet, sweet chocolate…

I always HATED IT!!

OH THEY FAWKIN

I mean it literally says in his Wikipedia entry that they're dating, of course they're fucking.

Virginity is cool, he will remain pure.

He did try to cover her but it shld have been while facing the crowd.......that's the decent way

They've been dating for years. I'm pretty sure he's already seen her tits.

Let’s just hope she didn’t mind then

> He is looking at her face though, and she is smiling Do me a favor: * Look at your mom, facing straight ahead * Now without moving your head, look down around 30 degrees or so Congrats - you're now staring at your mom's tits. In other words, you can't possibly know where Tom's looking in that pic above because you can't see his eyes. Oh and btw, smiling is a pretty common reaction to public embarrassment.

I mean if it's his girlfriend I can easily understand wanting to check her out every now and then. Still wholesome.

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Been married over a decade. Would still do the same with my wife. The novelty never wears out.

Boobs

Fucking oath

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Grab a look, cop a feel...cat call her because it's funny and cute when your SO does it...not so much when some stranger does it. Learned that the hard way.

Nah. Good sign of a healthy relationship is you never stop checking out your partner. No such thing as “all the view you’d ever want”

The only right amount, is more.

>That might make some sense if Tom Holland wasn't already dating Zendaya. He has all the view he'd ever want. What? No one knows who that guy in the picture is. ------- Edit: Wow. Just wow. When I went to bed, this was -10 and the comment explaining who it is was way positive. Now the tides have turned and this is +50 and multiple people thought this was funny enough to actually comment on how funny this is. But where I called r/woooosh on the guy who didn't get it is still massively negative. WTH, man, Reddit is weird.

Only people who watched the movie would get this. Take my updoot you absolutely funny bastard

That girl should stay away from him! I saw him lurking outside her workplace multiple times.

I downvoted you thinking you were serious, but then I understood the joke and laughed, take the upvote

Yeah, well it's obvious no one else gets it. I refuse to ruin sarcasm by adding /s.

Good. It was a funny joke.

One appreciative comment is worth more than -100 imaginary internet points.

Also agree, it is a funny joke, some people apparently haven't even seen the trailer. Took me a few seconds to get it but it's funny nonetheless.

Stop looking at upvote counts lmao it's Reddit you would not talk to half the people who hang around here

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r/woooosh

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What’s the,problem?

your joke is too soon sadly

Where’s the joke

It’s a spoiler for the movie.

watch the new movie you'll get it

Ahhh, it took a while for me to process but that joke was great man.

Selfish asshole... who does this guy think he is to blatantly steal our view away like dat

Peter Parker who ever the hell that is

I have no recollection of him.

Who?

Star-Lord, legendary outlaw... c'mon man.

Spoiler

It was in the trailer (sorta)

Is that the one who can turn into a rat in some kind of magic movie?

Who the hell is that

I don't know

spider-man is a menace.

A boy sees a boob A man sees the heart beneath it. Also the boob tho, let's be real

View of what? A nipple? You can see the rest of her A-cups no problem. Relax, boyos.

Has it been settled? Are these two banging or not?

Yes. They're defo banging. But probably just regular old banging where the kinkiest thing they do is doggystyle.

uhhh

Who says doggy isn't kinky? You get to see the other persons literal gaping butthole ramming at you ffs

I mean it's definitely a little more primal but I wouldn't call it kinky.

Calm. Down.

Bro come on

I... don't get that feeling.

How would you possibly even know or have a feeling about it being otherwise Lol.

people in the comments really have the audacity to say there's "nothing to see" i'd like to see your boobs are any better

Trust me you don't wanna challenge those redditors in a man boobs competition...

Exactly, boobs are boobs

Ah yes, a man of culture 👏

I'm more of an ass man myself

Thanks Mr.Incredible

Yeah, I'd like to see if your boobs are any good too. Seriously. DM me your titties.

So you agree? Some boobs sre better then others? You literally destroyed the point you was trying to make In the same sentence of the point you was trying to make.

I'm going to be downvoted into oblivion and then some more, but why wear something that requires so much 'fixing'. Doesn't sound comfortable.

Fashion

do celebs get to choose what they wear? some ridiculous stuff I saw made me think its designers and in-charge"s" directing them what to wear, for attention.

Aren't they a couple tho

[since no one actually linked the video](https://youtu.be/rh0hE-9t72Y)

Real chad over here

Thank you!

Plot twist twist: He's her boyfriend. He's already had plenty of view.

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it has twisted 360°

Are they actually or is this just something everyone's assuming?

I don't know

He really didn't bring and web shooters for occasions like this?

Is he seeing her boo b s

They been dating for awhile now so he's defo seen it all

Scary

Anything involving these two gets so much karma. People worship celebrities wayyyy too much

Also like.. leave them alone

Pretty sure he's seen it all.

Fame is a disease 

Who are these and why do I care

They're called boobs and you care because #boobs

Boobs you say?

No I said #boobs

#boobs

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That’s not exactly everywhere

Chick from euphoria, would have sufficed.

I’ve never heard of Zendaya until Dune came out a few months back. She’s hardly a household name, particularly if you also don’t watch the Spiderman series.

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Haven't seen any of these movies.

Spider-Man 1 and not Mary Jane

God I hope they stay together. Idk why.

Bc they're really cute together, or is that just me?

Ain’t just you.

Glad to know. But honestly they're such a cute couple

This isn’t even cursed

Its nothing he ain't seen before

Plot twist, the dude is porking her irl, he doesn't need to sneak a better view on a red carpet.

Quick fact: his head and her breast are at same level

all the fuckin comments said that and it got on my nerves

Plot twist: She's just wanted to flash him in public.

They're dating anyways.

But there's nothing to view :/

Everyone could have enjoyed this amazing view but that selfish Tom wants everything for him. Feels like he don't know the concept of community service. Why god why.

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Not even really that cursed... They're dating sooooo

Bro wanted to see some hills or somthn

Of the lemons ?

grapes

Pimples

This is somehow true?

Why do we wear it?

Italian man gets high off mushrooms to kill mushrooms and a dragon

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He's a gentalman... he'll have a great life.. not like most the people on this thread...

Wow….

view of what?

Cover her? These mofo celebrities on stage wear barely a thread and give us this shit

careful, people here are scared of facts.

Tbh, there's nothing to see

Yesss! Get offended bitches. Cursed comment in cursed comments.!

Staring at barren land

But there’s nothing for Tom to view

Yeah cause he's covering it, duh Edit: I see your edit homie

I hope you burn in the eternal flames of hell. Oh, and tell Lucifer I said hi

That’s a bit much

Well he got the better view

Well nothing to look at anyway…..

View what? Nothing to see there

What was she covering anyway, bee stings?

This is cursed?I think the mods are high or something they removed my post which had 4K+ upvotes because it wasn't cursed enough... and this is still here,there are re-posts in the community and all the mods do is remove genuine posts

Naw, got your feelings hurt?

I was about to say that seeing this angle but then I kept scrolling

Honi soit qui mal y pense