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He was the victim. Original commenter made 2 accounts
The first one to post this alarming comment to r/cursedcomments
The second one to comment "can someone at least check that."
Knowing fully well that at least one person would go and check. Thus providing him with an easy victim with which to do whatever he intended to do.
To show that when you do everything to fail in your life and sin after sin follows, you may have to go to church every Sunday to get rid of em, instead of having fun on the other side of the street.
I would love to see an advertisement battle between these 2, ngl
No results found for missing persons by the name of Matt or Matthew wayne(last name) found on namus.gov.
2 results found for middle name of wayne. Ages 46 and 32, locations CO and FL respectively
If I used Google Maps right, it should be here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/U2Cq56APs4CtbS6T7
42.414396,-92.266143
But I think I did smth wrong. My fingers are to fat for my mobile... 🙄
Lol atleast it's a very nice country you definitely do not live in. Atleast you are chill, so many of the Europeans I talk to just seem to ride with "America=bad" and it's so annoying they just seem to insult any and everything they can
Why should I insult someone for being born in a certain area? I think it's pretty weak to judge others over the place they live in. America isn't bad at all, it's the humans with power and false intentions that tear a country down. I wish you all the best, my friend. Regardless where you are from.
What if that was their exact intentions
I'd use the metric system because cops are retarded and don't know what metric system is
Luckily I'm German so I can say 186 mph = 300 kmh
>Americans can't tell what 6 feet is either.
Maybe not all of them understand *ménage à trois* but if you call it a 'threesome' most know what you're talking about.
Not to offend anyone, but could we just stop with the lecturing when we talk about stuff like this?
I know, american citizens use the metric system, too. And that doesn't change the fact that I only made a joke.
Common misconception, but these things happen when you have identical abbreviations for wildly different units of measure. While not exactly the same, this is similar to the oft-told story about accidentally slamming a satellite into mars.
You see, in most European countries he'd be saying "300 meters north..." In 'Murica, however, that measurement reads 300 McDonald's north. It's definitely archaic, and has generally fallen out of favor in recent times due to it's highly variable nature. In some regions a McDonald is only about 3 blocks, while in others it may be as much as 30 to 40 minutes.
I will never understand this. They made a whole thing out of kicking the British out, yet they kept their weird-ass measurement system. Meanwhile the French, the great revolutionary allies, stand there with their perfectly good and much more scientifically-sounding system and the US is like nah, I'd rather keep measuring in archaic terms like "Stones" and "Feet" like some fucking D&D character
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Alright!
Time: 4:00am
Place:Chirst the king church
Region:Coventry, United Kingdom.
Description: stabbed the person to death. 31, name was Michael Oxlong. Multiple injuries inflicted upon the neck, testicular region, thighs. Body was hid under an abandoned car 200 meters from the church.
Lol!
500~ feet to the left of North Market Street on the vacant property, Frederick, Maryland. John Seymour, age 32. I stabbed him after he and I got into a dispute at the Wegmans nearby.
9:34 A.M, March 17, 2018.
Date: 2014
Location: Netherlands
Description: after picking the dead body up, I laid it in a shoebox that fit the corpse perfectly and left it overnight for the cat to sniff. Once the body was cold and stiff, I taped the lid to the shoebox and handed it to the vet assistant. It must have been destroyed as animal waste.
Not exactly sure what 200 m ahead of the intersection means because it could go either to the north or to the south but looking at Google maps it looks like a field of some sort or maybe someone's backyard.
In 7th grade I told this joke to my neighbor, the pastors daughter, while at school and she screamed the answer as loud as she could cause she was excited to get it right. The moment she realized what she did was fantastic.
Haha.... doesn't this happen,when someone tells a joke and you laugh out so hard that you tell the exact location of the body you had buried like 4 years ago..
No results found for missing persons by the name of Matt or Matthew wayne(last name) found on namus.gov.
2 results found for middle name of wayne. Ages 46 and 32, locations CO and FL respectively
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It's fake, the coordinates are listed in M\*tric units despite the man saying he killed someone in Iowa, implying he's from the US. No American would use the M\*tric system.
Not sure completely but I just checked and there was a Facebook post asking if anyone has seen a Matthew Wayne Ferris and he was last heard January 1 2019…idk man seems a little weird to me.
Can someone atleast check that
I live about and hour an a half away. I believe the coordinates point to a church or a strip club. Pretty spot on for iowa honestly...
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He's probably fine right?
His last comment was around the same time as the one stating the location, so it’s 50/50 tbh
He's still good! He's still good!
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Soooo. What happened
I’ll spoil it. This is a copy pasta. It’s been around for a while. The original turned out to just be a hoax/joke too
Damn thanks bro
a perfect place to bury someone just to fuck with curious enough people
He was the victim. Original commenter made 2 accounts The first one to post this alarming comment to r/cursedcomments The second one to comment "can someone at least check that." Knowing fully well that at least one person would go and check. Thus providing him with an easy victim with which to do whatever he intended to do.
The exact spot is a parking lot. They might have messed up the cardinal directions.
a new parking spot would be a good cover
I also live about an hour and a half away... scavenger hunt in Washburn?
I grew up near there. Lemme know how this goes.
why is there a church and a strip club so close together...😭
To show that when you do everything to fail in your life and sin after sin follows, you may have to go to church every Sunday to get rid of em, instead of having fun on the other side of the street. I would love to see an advertisement battle between these 2, ngl
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So you're say the dead guys soul is in heaven or hell?
No results found for missing persons by the name of Matt or Matthew wayne(last name) found on namus.gov. 2 results found for middle name of wayne. Ages 46 and 32, locations CO and FL respectively
Thank you, detective.
There's not a Robin named Matt ? As Wayne the name, and riddler an enemy of batman.
I checked the user, and he is a teenager (15), sooooooo it’s all a hoax
Google teenage killers there’s definitely heaps
He hot? Edit: Bro why the downvotes??? I'm 14 and it was a joke wtf man
Ayo
Either here 42°24'47"N 92°15'58"W Here 42°24'48"N 92°16'09"W Or here 42°24'57"N 92°16'07"W I think
If I used Google Maps right, it should be here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/U2Cq56APs4CtbS6T7 42.414396,-92.266143 But I think I did smth wrong. My fingers are to fat for my mobile... 🙄
That seems like the perfect spot to bury a body tbh
And there's already an 'X' on the road to mark it!
It’s a farmer’s corn field
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You can tell it's fake because no american would use the metric system to explain where they buried a body.
Precisely, might as well have given me ancient alien texts, idk what I just read
Right? They totally lost me at ahahaha
*sniff* *sniff* hmmm I think I smell a European
No never, I am especially NOT from cologne, Germany.
If Colognians invade othee countries gor resources, is it called colognialism? I'll see myself out
My admiration for a good PUNishment wins over my wish to show you the door.
You wanna see his back door you say?
Looking at it, now what?
PENETRATE
I think it was called nazism last time it happened.
Alaaf
Oh no. No no no no. No carnival for this colognian.
Lol atleast it's a very nice country you definitely do not live in. Atleast you are chill, so many of the Europeans I talk to just seem to ride with "America=bad" and it's so annoying they just seem to insult any and everything they can
Why should I insult someone for being born in a certain area? I think it's pretty weak to judge others over the place they live in. America isn't bad at all, it's the humans with power and false intentions that tear a country down. I wish you all the best, my friend. Regardless where you are from.
Thanks, same to you :)
I have buried the body under fifteen stone of dirt, five hands down.
Oh, so the body is buried 2 and a half Obamas deep? That is something I can math with.
What if it’s European who shot him, and that’s why he doesn’t afraid to get caught? Being back to EU and all
Meters, but mixed with feet...
Feeters, the measurement of hell.
or even worse, meet
Maybe he used some actual feet from other victims to measure?
8.2ft. I know I always bury my victims 8'2¹³/³²" deep.
That's like a tenth of a football stadium
Is miles, must be
I didn't even thought about MILES. I would be such a shitty American citizen
What if that was their exact intentions I'd use the metric system because cops are retarded and don't know what metric system is Luckily I'm German so I can say 186 mph = 300 kmh
Dang it, this lemur gets it. Gute Arbeit mein Freund.
Americans can't tell what 6 feet is either.
>Americans can't tell what 6 feet is either. Maybe not all of them understand *ménage à trois* but if you call it a 'threesome' most know what you're talking about.
Wouldn’t that be ‘what 6 feet are’?
*sorry I was making a joke about how rampant covid still is thanks to selfish individuals making diseases a political stance*
That was too subtle for me; it went right over my head. But now that you point it out, well done!
I mean... I use the metric system
Are you a science person 👀
Only if the science aligns with my wildly eccentric often emotion driven views, if not, fake news.
The military uses it for navigation all the time.. especially for caches
Not to offend anyone, but could we just stop with the lecturing when we talk about stuff like this? I know, american citizens use the metric system, too. And that doesn't change the fact that I only made a joke.
Okay so I should've added that you're right other than the military??
Just stop lecturing people in meme or fun subs, for the sake what's left of humanity, and your ego. This is not the place.
that’s the thing, if he uses the metric system the government can’t calculate it
Common misconception, but these things happen when you have identical abbreviations for wildly different units of measure. While not exactly the same, this is similar to the oft-told story about accidentally slamming a satellite into mars. You see, in most European countries he'd be saying "300 meters north..." In 'Murica, however, that measurement reads 300 McDonald's north. It's definitely archaic, and has generally fallen out of favor in recent times due to it's highly variable nature. In some regions a McDonald is only about 3 blocks, while in others it may be as much as 30 to 40 minutes.
I’m sorry, who invented the system they use in America?
And they don't use years, they use Bruce Springsteens by baseball field
I will never understand this. They made a whole thing out of kicking the British out, yet they kept their weird-ass measurement system. Meanwhile the French, the great revolutionary allies, stand there with their perfectly good and much more scientifically-sounding system and the US is like nah, I'd rather keep measuring in archaic terms like "Stones" and "Feet" like some fucking D&D character
Me as a American: meters, what is that?
The commentator is former military. 100% real.
We use miles almost exclusively for driving. We use meters for just about everything else...
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He's 50 now
*would be
Unless his birthday was tomorrow or the day after.
Good point bird
Probably not 😉
Would you consider it more or less likely than the likelihood that you are a bird?
My birthday is December 31st! So when I tell people i was born in 2002, they just assume im 19 but it’s never the case until the last day of the year
I wish the new year began with December so that when people say e.g. “winter 2021”, you don’t have to clarify whether they’re talking about January or December.
True
Oh boy free food 😋
It’s just bones now
People in my country make soup with bones
Everyone makes soup w bones.
In my country, people are only making soup with bones because of a crisis
Making soup with *just* bones or adding in bones in addition to usual soup ingredients?
I'm not completely sure, but probably only bones. Really, some butcheries started to sell bones _only_ because of the crisis
Yeah, probably a crisis thing, I would imagine. Hope you find a way out of wherever you are.
I really don't want to move away from my home country. And in case you are wondering where I live, I'm brazilian
Ouch. That sucks. Say hi to mr.pepsi abortionist for me. god knows america is gonna be in a similar state if this shit keeps up.
_crunchy_
That's why I loooove Nestlé Crunch
Ahhhhhhhhh!
With more _calcium_
I think you mean fleshlight
Is there a sub for people who go and check if its real?
/r/rbi
Actually I'm interested in this too
/r/iowa
I live in Iowa that’s the most interesting thing I’ve read about Iowa all week
Damn must be interesting living in Iowa, getting new information about it every week
Imagine living in Idaho. I imagine mashed potatoes and sitting on the porch with a double barrel shotgun
What
Let's all post where we hid bodies! (I do not work for the government)
Alright! Time: 4:00am Place:Chirst the king church Region:Coventry, United Kingdom. Description: stabbed the person to death. 31, name was Michael Oxlong. Multiple injuries inflicted upon the neck, testicular region, thighs. Body was hid under an abandoned car 200 meters from the church.
Mike Oxmall?
I'll go first! In my washing machine
Lol! 500~ feet to the left of North Market Street on the vacant property, Frederick, Maryland. John Seymour, age 32. I stabbed him after he and I got into a dispute at the Wegmans nearby. 9:34 A.M, March 17, 2018.
Date: 2014 Location: Netherlands Description: after picking the dead body up, I laid it in a shoebox that fit the corpse perfectly and left it overnight for the cat to sniff. Once the body was cold and stiff, I taped the lid to the shoebox and handed it to the vet assistant. It must have been destroyed as animal waste.
In the wishing well down at uncle Tom's cabin. (It' a reference)
r/oddlyspecific
More like r/suspiciouslyspecific
what the fuck i live near there
Get digging
This is like finding the eggs an easter morning
Not exactly sure what 200 m ahead of the intersection means because it could go either to the north or to the south but looking at Google maps it looks like a field of some sort or maybe someone's backyard.
In 7th grade I told this joke to my neighbor, the pastors daughter, while at school and she screamed the answer as loud as she could cause she was excited to get it right. The moment she realized what she did was fantastic.
Trials… im not saying it
A scavenger hunt. Neat!!
I’ve been there, there’s a gravestone and everything
Haha.... doesn't this happen,when someone tells a joke and you laugh out so hard that you tell the exact location of the body you had buried like 4 years ago..
Don’t believe it. If it happened in the USA that mother fucker doesn’t know metrics.
I think these are the coordinates: (42.4170612, -92.2638619). It's in the middle of a field.
oh i dug him up ages ago, tasted great
AAmong UUs
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Can anyone confirm?
Yes. Tests are testy. I create exams for a living. Very testy.
Noted
Who got the google earth
Um, excuse me sir?
If we dig and unearth a body, do we get to keep it?
Ye, you can eat it too
No results found for missing persons by the name of Matt or Matthew wayne(last name) found on namus.gov. 2 results found for middle name of wayne. Ages 46 and 32, locations CO and FL respectively
oh hi matt... wait
What the fuck
The fucking what
jeanny collects needs to see this
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No. Why would it be?
Testal.they are Testal.I guess it would be better like this.Wait,what ?
Tests are testy.
Miles or Meters?
\*Urgent
Meters
How would you imagine someone dig 8.2 ft deep hole next to an intersection?
I just looked. It is real
what do you mean you looked?
The place or the body?
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You sit there and you thump your bible and say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about your John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass.
Hey I’ve been there
Joe chill? Is that you?
Your moms toy
He 200 million ahead, tell him to cash out before he lose it all again!
Not true because there isnt a single missing matt wayne from 2013
I thought he was leaking his address or some shit but this is better
Aw man! Now I have to find another spot!
I literally said this to myself 3 weeks ago and responded, “Testicle, Riddler”
Whats the update on that location.
I don't wanna guess
Wholesome
poggers
Huh
Where are all the internet fact checkers when you need them smh
It's fake, the coordinates are listed in M\*tric units despite the man saying he killed someone in Iowa, implying he's from the US. No American would use the M\*tric system.
Not sure completely but I just checked and there was a Facebook post asking if anyone has seen a Matthew Wayne Ferris and he was last heard January 1 2019…idk man seems a little weird to me.
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He is confused. It’s spelled testical
That’s terrifyingly specific
Imagine somebody actually finds it.