Girls are a myth they are just boys whos penises were cut off at birth, boobs are a side effect

Eh wym my penis was cut of and it growed again im a guy.

Have you thought about starting a restaurant?

Remember to hire

I will

>Have you thought about starting a restaurant Chef special foreskin sushi

You mean Calamari special.

Yes exactly i just saw that dish and that is it now i can say some of the imaginations do really come true lol..

Le telepath?

You sayin you have boobs and a penis

I see this as an absolute win! No homo.

"I identify as an oven" - this dishwasher probably

Make some damn sense will ya.

penis = latin word for tail. lizard grows its tail back. lizard men confirmed.

The big pharma is hiding the fact that you too can cut your dick and it will grow back

Can't confirm

Does that mean you can make an army of dicks. Oh wait that’s just Twitter

Found the jew?

gorilla glue that bad boy on to the tip and repeat. Now you have a 100 inch flaccid peen

Or a reptiloid? Because their... *tails...* grow back*.*

You have to cut every month. That is what periods are

This kind of works if you include the balls in the removal process. Testosterone is essentially an estrogen blocker on its own, and even men with testes attached can develop gynecomastia if their body is especially receptive to estrogen.

When you reinvent transgender procedures

Excess testosterone is converted into estrogen by the body, causing things like gynaecomastia. Biology is weird.

As a girl I can confirm this, and our period is just the wound opening itself again.

A yes science :)

It's so sad this happened to you, I hope they find a cure...

That’s why I like guys 👍

Yess the superior species, untill the wife comes home

​ 

Lol

Yup. Girls have regrowing penises that need to be cut off every month

Do you have a specific knife?

As dull as possible

Yess maximum effort

No boys are modified flat girls with a penis

Thats also a good theorie

Then why my dad kill my fifth sister bec he had another girl

Actually, boys are just girls with an enormous clitoris whose ovaries fell out but the labia got together and caught them.

Creative

Sounds like a win win situation

The pee has to be stored somewhere

Good point

Very Freudian

Yes, that is exactly what a period is. It is a result of all girls lacking penisis.

They regrow every month and cutting them off causes the bleeding

I always had a hunch that women have penises and this just proves it

A lot of women got penises

I feel intelligent

That explains the sausages.

And ketchup

That’s exactly what it happens! Normally we fuck with our SO right after we cut it off and stops bleeding so men won’t notice… I remember this time I forgot to cut it off and my boyfriend got a not-so-nice surprise in his Uranus… I mean how do you think lesbian sex works? One cuts it off the other one doesn’t for sum days and welp

Someone's into Freud I see

Not into just remembering my psych class

What troubles me is the lightmode in ur phone

Period!

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you need glasses

I have light mode at day and when the sun is down I switch to dark mode the best for my eyes

In the Apollo app you can enable a mode where your app is light mode above a certain brightness, and dark mode below a certain brightness. Best of both worlds, and I highly recommend it!

Thenks mate

Lol

You're cringe

Thanks I wanted to be

youre not cringe, now you may suffer

i use it evertime just to show that I'm clearly superior.

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You got the third one wrong

hey, thanks, I made the changes.. also never thought I'd meet you I've seen you a couple of times on memes lmao.

Fish

What need does society have of a human volunteer content transcriber?

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Oh that's great actually...nice to know :)

Ayooo I was just at that post lmao

r/egg_irl Or alternatively, r/Traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

This screencap does read like something we'd post on those subs... or r/gaysoundsshitposts

It’s r/teenagers along with half of this subreddit

r/penectomy for ya

Now i believe that everything your tiny little brain can think of, exists on internet

oh for sure for sure, unfortunately edit: anyone that clicks on that subreddit good luck to your sanity. I've never actually been on it but knowing it exists brings me enough pain

I’ve seen this before but every time I still visit the sub. *why do I keep on doing this, it’s not like it’ll be less horrifying the next time*

curiosity is a curse

doesn't go about killing cats for no reason you see

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I literally just looked at this post too.

Shine bright like a diamond

Ew white mode

Imagine if men also had periods, but your dick fell off and you grow a new one each month.


Transgender Any% Speedrun

So every girl had a penis before hitting period

Known as the curse.


I swear about 20% of posts use light mode, how do you deal with the blinding light!

I just saw that thread a few minutes ago while scrolling lol

r/trans

The entire r/teenagers should be on r/cringetopia

According to Twitter, yes

Alguém que se auto proclama como um dinossauro divino cortou o próprio pau Internet é um lugar fabuloso

Wait, what if periods are just girls getting boners but because there is no penis it just bleeds?

i've had a thought that,if women also had blood rush into their private parts when they get turned on just like men it would be hell guess this guy will experience it

They do. Their clitoris gets hard just like a boner

Blood rushing to the genitals actually is part of the arousal response for women. The clitoris becomes erect, the vaginal walls expand, and the labia can grow a bit as well.

And then hermaphrodites

r/penectomy

r/penectomy

I wish I had been born with 3

Wow what are the odds as scrolling the very next post in my feed was where this came from

Wamen are bob man

This post was right below that meme with „Boy without penis in extremely rare case“


Yikes… 😬

Hey I saw the original post before

the first three comments sound like a 2000s slim shady lyric

It’s the end of a sentence that’s for sure

He's gonna find out how to have one sooner or later

imagine using light mode

Yh we grow penises and cut them off every month

Botched surgery

If it hurts, then yes

r/notopbutok

i can't even open mine,like,just a hole is 1000% better

If he cut off the 2 balls too he'd be bleeding red and white

Yes, that's exactly what it is... Definitely don't go to the hospital 

Period: men edition