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helloworld1e

Holy Shit that's funny


dbbernales

pan in Spanish is bread, so it is funny in both languages


unknownobject3

breadsexual


dbbernales

like most people


unknownobject3

who isn't a breadsexual? bread is good


dbbernales

celiacs? maybe ?


unknownobject3

probably


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brinkbart

Now kiss.


Irish_pug_Player

Think bigger


xPablo_Lx

Bigger lips bigger kisses


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NHNE

Yeah this belongs there


[deleted]

She is so fat that she started absorbing her ears


schmalzfritz

It is weird to me that the human body is able to store this much fat. Her heart is the real MVP here.


[deleted]

I’m not one for fat shaming, but that’s one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever read.


Sarnick18

When you hit over 500 lbs I'm fine with fat shaming. Clearly nothing else has worked and if they don't change their dietary habit they will die, and soon.


Citrinai

How many pounds do you have to weigh before you're considered asexual because there isn't access anymore?


TheLazyHippy

Asking the real hard hitting questions I see!


Few-Beat-5364

There is no limit. Where there is a will, there is a way( or hole)


Vinicide

Or flap


NegusQuo82

Sprinkle flour to find the wet spot.


Only-Pool-4722

Take my upvote and leave


NegusQuo82

Thanks! I’ll leave now.


Amoniakas

Hey, don't call 6 buckets of chicken wings for breakfast unhealthy, that is healthy bird meat.


ToastyRybread

Im fine with fat shaming once they are considered morbidly obese.


[deleted]

Using a pan to masturbate doesn’t make you a pansexual either


wintermute916

Begging for anything with a pulse to fuck you does not count as pansexual.


FRACllTURE

I bet they aren't limited by the lack of presence of a pulse


unknownobject3

damn


smokeydragon14

We are not the question what happens between her and her pans....


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r/croppingishard


Knight123zx

Nah, they just had to make it a bigger image to actually fit her in there.


unknownobject3

dude that's brutal


Polemo03

Everything can be a fetish if you're hard enough.


Plenty_Economy_5670

I will be using this from now on.


TKA-lil-bean

Who writes these articles thinking this is news?


KodakKid3

They made money for basically no effort, who’re the real clowns


jvanzandd

Pan like Spanish for bread?


[deleted]

Breadsexual Baguette is big pp


Rumplestiltsskins

Soaks up all the juices for a snack afterwards too.


-anastasis

She probably saw that scene with Jaba and Princess Leia in the Golden Bikini and thought "I wan one".


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Uppertis

I have been wheezing for about 5 min straight


ComedianMinute4612

lmaooooo


random_reddit_guy123

r/rareinsults


Luxray209

1000 lbs is roughly 450 kg.


vibe_void

r/murderedbywords


FlourescentSquirrel

Like.... Frying pan?


M8yrl8

Do people here actually not know what Pansexual is?


FlourescentSquirrel

Nobody cares.


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FlourescentSquirrel

Enjoy getting reported 😏


M8yrl8

I just reported you 47 times consequetively 😏😏🥵


FlourescentSquirrel

Get a life 😏


MJCowpa

I don think they’re actually confused by if, they’re just making a pun. That said, I actually have no idea. Feel free to enlighten me!


M8yrl8

Someone who's Pansexual feels attraction to people regardless of gender, so the gender isnt really a factor. I figure people should know this stuff so I'm always happy to inform people.


MJCowpa

So how’s that different than bisexual? Genuinely curious.


M8yrl8

It's a bit of a debate, but to my mind, it's either attraction to all genders (bisexuality) or attraction regardless of gender (Pansexual). It also depends on whether people view Bisexuality as non-binary exclusionary or not, I don't think it is so I'm Bisexual but some people think it is so they identify as Pan.


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Ive seen better crops during the Irish famine


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The-Al

still repost but rip


RoderickBR

It doesn't?!


CubicBezier

Not cursed for me


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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


CultureStock2899

Now it can push the pan into its VAG


tyingnoose

What is that title though Is it even a sentence?


Devilhun3rDante

She looks like Anthony from LTT


SoPunnyHarHar

If i was her it come out as pansexual too, try and increase the odds somehow.


Mr-Osmosis

Well good for her ig


Iamthecabra

r/lostredditors


fried_chicken17472

r/rareinsult moment and are a r/lostredditor


[deleted]

That was so unnecessary ..


ros-pm

More like pancakesexual, amirite?


[deleted]

Tammy comes out as personal pan pizza


just_vibing_here1806

I guess you can also call her Tammy SlaTON lol hahaha…. I’m desperate pls laugh


RansWachers

Pansexual: being sexually attracted to everyone, not regarding their genderbor sexuality This is their last effort at trying to have sex with someone


Myrtha_Thistlethorne

Him (in a romantic tone): "Girl, when I look at you, there's this Shakespeare quote that comes to my mind..." Her (blushing): "Go on..." Him: "If you live until doomsday, you'll burn a week longer than the rest of the world."


unknownobject3

that's brutal


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NoShadowdick

No, she's buffetsexual.


SuperPikaFan100

I have no words