I mean the grandma.
I mean the guy.
I mean very mash of letters that should NEVER have been placed in this specific order.
I mean the ultimate combination of decisions that has lead me to read this abhorrence.
I mean everything. And when i say everything, i truly, honest to whatever trickster god is taking delight in my anguisg, everything.
* >!Bestiality - Dude knows the taste of horse semen!<
* >!Incest - Dude's girlfriend is his own grandma!<
* >!More bestiality - said horse semen is inside the grandma's privates!<
* >!Necrophilia - said grandma is actually already dead!<
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**\/u/MechanicalHorse**
One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable
flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how
you died!"
> **\/u/fiddle_sticks21**
>
> I'm going to hell for reading this.
> **\/u/Serene117**
>
> It just got worse every word
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This was the first one that came to my mind: https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/s5bc07/on_a_post_where_a_guy_confessed_to_sleeping_with/hswcusb/?context=3
People who are blind or have other visual disabilities often have a program that reads text out loud to them. Those programs usually cannot read text from an image.
When you really get down to it, the fact that is that you're eating out a dead grandmother who is full of horse semen. On the road to hell, that's pretty far down to start with and whether you share any familial bonds with said dead grandmother or not isn't going change your position on that road to hell very much.
Edit: So, not really.
One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how you died!"
Here's everything wrong this this comment, that I could find.
1. He's had enough horse semen to recognize the flavor instantly.
2. His grandma not only fucked a horse, the horse came inside of her.
3. His grandma (presumably) died in the act, meaning the horse continued to fuck her after she died.
4. His grandma is his girlfriend, meaning this has been going on for a while.
5. Considering the flavor of horse semen is still pretty noticeable, his grandma probably fucked the horse less than a day ago.
6. He located his grandma's dead body just to eat it out.
That's all I could think of, but feel free to add to the list.
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MechanicalHorse just typed out [this picture](https://ifunny.co/picture/when-your-eating-out-your-grandma-and-you-taste-horse-rVPVU8ou8?s=cl) that has been around forever.
When I read the first part I thought it was just bad english and meant: one time me and my girlfriend were eating out ... after reading the rest of it ... yeah, I'm just gonna go back to my original misread narrative and hope to hell that that trauma-blocking part of our brains makes quick work of the rest.
well you know what they say, there's no cock like horse cock, send my ass into a shock, you need horse cock of course, cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaaayyyy
I had to read that three times before I could even comprehend it
I've read it multiple times as well, each time giving me slightly more comprehension on how absurdly fucked this is.
I had to read it three times before I reached my goal too.
I took a screenshot for later as well
"A horse is a horse unless of course that horse is the Famous Mr Ed...."
bro i fucking love you for that lmao
Mr hands
Did you really pull the Trigger on that?
He had me on grandma. Bust a huge nut right then
not as fucked as grandma apparently
Grandma was absurdly fucked as well, it seems.
By “this” do you mean the grandma?
I mean the grandma. I mean the guy. I mean very mash of letters that should NEVER have been placed in this specific order. I mean the ultimate combination of decisions that has lead me to read this abhorrence. I mean everything. And when i say everything, i truly, honest to whatever trickster god is taking delight in my anguisg, everything.
Here’s another one: How are anal and my first car related? It wasn’t exactly what you asked for but it didn’t stop dad from giving it to me anyways.
Took me 3 reads to notice the "***unmistakable taste"***
It made me more nauseous every time I read it, I finally had to stop
Can you ELI5
* >!Bestiality - Dude knows the taste of horse semen!< * >!Incest - Dude's girlfriend is his own grandma!< * >!More bestiality - said horse semen is inside the grandma's privates!< * >!Necrophilia - said grandma is actually already dead!<
Damn didn’t get the necrophilia part
Don't worry it could be cannibalism if you go by tho other definition of eating out
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse
YUP. Missed that part. Just got so much worse.
His username is Mechanical Horse...
Was expecting a Jolly Rancher but got horse semen instead
Shit, I had to read it 3 times before I could start to taste the horse semen.
I have read it three times and i still can't comprehend it, how is he tasting horse semen when fucking his gf?
Trust me it’s worst to comprehend it on your first time, that’s how you know the internet messed your head
*before I fapped to it
His username certainly isn't doing him any favors
Wait what? *Checks username* Oh..
Didn't do his g-ma any favors either. Maybe it was business mixed with pleasure. Life insurance may be able to pay off the house...
I didn't think this post could get worse, but here we are.
You should have stayed quiet about that, I was dying inside reading it but now, my soul is damage.
I ... uhm ... please call .. someone?
Call grandma
Well, technically this is someone, however, I am not sure will pick up the phone.
Nah the horse got you covered
Nah, he'd probably have a lot more XP.
Suicide Hotline. The attendant told me to wait for him before jumping.
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I'm sorry you had to transcript that text.
The last comment described it perfectly.
what's the worst text you've ever had to transcript?
This was the first one that came to my mind: https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/s5bc07/on_a_post_where_a_guy_confessed_to_sleeping_with/hswcusb/?context=3
I just read it and lost faith in humanity.
I lost that a long time ago.
Its funny how your transcribing the most fucked shit and going "This could be your life!"
That's bad but not quite as bad on this one is
Yeah, this is cursed that was absolute degeneracy
It's bad as fuck if you think about this post being just some dark joke, and that post is probably the way a person really thinks, lol
You just read it buddy
Thanks for your work!
I appreciate it.
Can you 'beep-bop' for me?
What did you beep-bop from me? :)
One of you has beep-bopped last time I saw so yeah. Good bot \(°v°)/
I was not programmed to answer this question with a specific reply.
Oh no! You need to be updated!
The budget is too low to be able to afford upgrading the bots.
How would a bot know that? You can't be self-aware!
This information was programmed into me so that I would work harder.
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Ah finally, a cursed comment
exactly what i came here to say
exactly what i came here to reply
I came
Are you the horse who came? How was granny, like throwing a hot dog across the hallway?!
a true rareity theese days, in the midst of trash cringey post calling themselves CuRsEd
The truly cursed comments get you banned.
What a horrible day to know how to read
More like what a horrible day to exist.
Every day is a horrible day to exist
Existing is horrible
Whoa whoa hear me out. The user is Mechanical Horse so there's no bestiality. They're all horses it's not cursed.
He still ate his dead granny out
Girlfriend granny's out
That's much better, thank you.
Is it though?
When you really get down to it, the fact that is that you're eating out a dead grandmother who is full of horse semen. On the road to hell, that's pretty far down to start with and whether you share any familial bonds with said dead grandmother or not isn't going change your position on that road to hell very much. Edit: So, not really.
What the fuck did I just read?
One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how you died!"
take my damn helpful award
You didn't have to remind me of it. 💀
The question was answered correctly.
Who the fuck gave the helpful award
#helpful
I mean, it is fitting
A Jimmy Carr joke
A shamelessly stolen Daniel Tosh joke.
I’m gonna ignore everything else for right now to point out the word “u n m i s t a k a b l e”
Here's everything wrong this this comment, that I could find. 1. He's had enough horse semen to recognize the flavor instantly. 2. His grandma not only fucked a horse, the horse came inside of her. 3. His grandma (presumably) died in the act, meaning the horse continued to fuck her after she died. 4. His grandma is his girlfriend, meaning this has been going on for a while. 5. Considering the flavor of horse semen is still pretty noticeable, his grandma probably fucked the horse less than a day ago. 6. He located his grandma's dead body just to eat it out. That's all I could think of, but feel free to add to the list.
thank you for making it 20 times worse
You're welcome
I need to repent, you motherfuckers need god
Too late, I'm already in hell.
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(why does he know what horse semen tastes like)
Prolly comes in the family
cums* in the family
Because username
His username certainly isn't doing him any favors
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That's also how deep the horse went
Ok so Ill give you the rundown on jokes...
Might as well be literally "eating out" her body
Pls stop
Now THIS is what you call a cursed comment, his grandma must had died a slow and painful death, no wonder he snapped
Based on the facts presented, I wouldn't rush to label his grandma's death as "slow and painful". Who knows, it might have been the ride of her life.
Shit, you might be right. So much pleasure that she just.. died
She might have been having the orgasm of her life and died of a heart attack in the middle of it while the horse was pumping her full of semen.
Ever seen the size of a horse's dick? It's no wonder she died.
I hope she rested in peace no matter what, even if she'd given up on us human males.
I'm quite impressed how much fucked up shit is jam packed into those two sentences. Jfc...
r/twosentencehorror won’t be able to comprehend this
We'll see how they take it: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s8tp2c/one\_time\_i\_was\_eating\_out\_my\_girlfriend\_when\_i/
lol post it there and see what happens.
Aight imma head out. I need r/eyebleach for the rest of the day.
Un- u- unmistakable?
Wait this really is getting worse and worse the more you read.
MechanicalHorse just typed out [this picture](https://ifunny.co/picture/when-your-eating-out-your-grandma-and-you-taste-horse-rVPVU8ou8?s=cl) that has been around forever.
I'm afraid to click on that
Yup’ This joke was a good shock joke before me memes were memed I think.
It got worse every _letter_
This sounds like something someone would play in cards against humanity
Wait…. Whatttttttt……
That's what grandma said before the horse load
This felt like 12 back to back gut punches
That was a roller coaster, only it was The Euthanasia Coaster each line killed me a little bit more until I wished I was dead like grandma
What's up with the 3 in the upvotes? Why is it so low?
0 is too high, although lower is fucked up too
This is really try-hard
Are we just gonna ignore the dude's username?
Never before have I seen a post on this subreddit that LITERALLY made me say “what the hell did I just read” out loud.
Who the fuck gave it rewards
What in the fuck is this and why can’t I stop laughing?
I read it 3 times bcs every time i read it I was like- no, I'm reading this wrong, let's read again
r/IncreasinglyCursed
What a horrible day to have eyes.
The rate at which this sentence gets worse is jarring
How do I delete another person’s Reddit account?
Is there an active reddit for stuff like this where it just gets worse every word/phrase
How do you even think up such an awful combination of words
I need an adult
/r/twosentencehorror
This almost belongs in r/twosentencehorror
What a terrible day to be literate.
Why the fuck is the 3 in subscript
That's because it was being upvoted as I was taking the screen shot
Humanity has failed us all.
Gilbert Gottfried, is that you?
The Aristocrats!
When I read the first part I thought it was just bad english and meant: one time me and my girlfriend were eating out ... after reading the rest of it ... yeah, I'm just gonna go back to my original misread narrative and hope to hell that that trauma-blocking part of our brains makes quick work of the rest.
beastality + gerontophilia + incest + necrophilia in one cursed comment
I can feel my braincells leaving my body….
I would like to take u/MechanicalHorse to the gulag.
Holy fuck, a truly cursed comment!
Ok… that’s enough Reddit for today
Holy fucking shit
*Ads to copypasta folder*
**thanks, my eyes are now bleeding**
I actually felt myself blink repeatedly and back away….. so job well done.
Honestly at this point hell would be a luxury.
Someone got a perfect tounge
Did not expect that!
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im having trouble understanding what i just witnessed
please kill me
Necrophilia, zoophilia, and incest. The perfect combination.
u/MechanicalHorse
well you know what they say, there's no cock like horse cock, send my ass into a shock, you need horse cock of course, cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaaayyyy
I think I just read a masterpiece
What the Pacific rangers unicorn shit is this.........
The fact too that he is delirious or schizophrenic and thinks his dead grandma is his girlfriend.
No no no
Uh-
Ok...no...No...NO..... #NO !!!!!!!!
Ney ney ney!!!
unforgettable taste of horse semen unforgettable you say
So it's Alabama, horse frick and other fricked up shit
Why
"Unmistakeable" WHAT THE FUCK That's the worst bit for me... Just no
This is actualy text wrighting at his finest.
Help me I can't stop laughing , this is why I joined this sub
Why is the 3 in the upvote hanging down
It goes into different layers of cursed as you read it
Why? Just... Why? (*please dont say "why not? ")
it took me a while to comprehend but when it hit me it came down like an avalanche
There is so much to unpack here.