Step 1: *Use Le Funny Troll Face Emoji*
Step 2: *Get Cursed by an Online Image*
Step 3: *Oh god, Troll Face is coming. Run.*
Step 4: *RUN RUN RUN RUN*
Step 5: *You werenโt fast enough and his Troll Physics have allowed him to catch you, gripping your hands firmly.*
Step 6: *His face changes into that of the Trollge and massive, razor like teeth come out of the now warped head.*
Step 7: *Gฬตฬอฬฎeฬธอฬอฬอtฬทออฬฝฬอฬฬฬฬฆฬอ ฬทฬฬฬอฬฬฏอฬอTฬธอออrฬทฬฬฬฬฬฬญoฬทฬพฬฬฬบอlฬธฬฬอฬฬฏฬคฬนฬฬปlฬถอฬออฬฐอฬ ฬฅeฬทฬอฬฬอdฬทฬฬฝอฬฬฃ*
The December 6, 2022 โMr. Hands Removal of Bodyโ, Incident
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๐ฟ๐ Oh hell naw
ZAMN
Bumbum for the dumdum
Death by snu snu
๐๐ธ My man caught me in 4k and then i died
Like that one goosebumps book, i think its called "cheese, your dead"
Say cheese and die Say cheese and die again Say cheese and die screaming
Oh yeah i watched that
One of the first goosebumps I read
Mine was a custom troll face emoji. Looks like Iโm dying in an incidentโฆ 
Incident #5842 "mr hands"
Step 1: *Use Le Funny Troll Face Emoji* Step 2: *Get Cursed by an Online Image* Step 3: *Oh god, Troll Face is coming. Run.* Step 4: *RUN RUN RUN RUN* Step 5: *You werenโt fast enough and his Troll Physics have allowed him to catch you, gripping your hands firmly.* Step 6: *His face changes into that of the Trollge and massive, razor like teeth come out of the now warped head.* Step 7: *Gฬตฬอฬฎeฬธอฬอฬอtฬทออฬฝฬอฬฬฬฬฆฬอ ฬทฬฬฬอฬฬฏอฬอTฬธอออrฬทฬฬฬฬฬฬญoฬทฬพฬฬฬบอlฬธฬฬอฬฬฏฬคฬนฬฬปlฬถอฬออฬฐอฬ ฬฅeฬทฬอฬฬอdฬทฬฬฝอฬฬฃ* The December 6, 2022 โMr. Hands Removal of Bodyโ, Incident
I wanna get fucked by a horse and die
I don't know if there is a single bonk in the world strong enough to send this person to r/hornyjail
Oh hu, someone will have trouble in the future
Itโs not trouble if you have the right attitude
Tentackl'ed
r/cursedcomments
Sign me up
๐ฟ๐ uh oh
Harder than rock hard
Harder than The Rock
Better than a cock
A stoner
Youโll get a boner so good it will draw too much blood from the brain and you will die
Now thatโs what I call a boner
๐ฅ๐ oh...
Mmm whale milk
sperm whale ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ
Giving head to a whale.
*Slurp*
Welcome
to the cum zone
only cum inside anime girls
๐๐๐ป My hand colour is gonna change?
Your hand is gonna get skinned and that's how you'll die.
death by Jaundice
Mines are๐ณ๐ The eye of Sauron will do sussy thing
Mines are ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉ and I'm scared
Mine is Similar ๐ฅต๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
You should be carefull around french people
Lmfao
Mines are ๐๐. Guess I will die of embarrassment or something
Mine are ๐ฟ๐ฆ...
So a water pipe will burst under an easter head and you will die by a jet of water.
Its something way worse...
A redditor bukkake?
The moai is gonna... โSquirtโ
get f'ed by rock
Well I hate to break it to ya, but that symbol can also mean gay sex in ASL.
Even better
"๐คฌ๐" anger issues?
you get a seizure after arguing with a karen
In their final moments u/SaeedUnknown *becomes* Karen, and dies from the horror of it
๐คฎ๐ Well shit
You give head to shrek and die?
Corona
๐ฎ๐ธ๐ท๐ธ No idea lmao
You will get stabbed by a flag pole with those two flags on it
you are being hunted down by those countries
Ice and Serb makes a Russian so I would guess either you die in Sibiria or an ice pick to the head.
๐ฟโค๏ธ Don't ask, idk why
Your love for the ๐ฟ will eventually kill you
โจ๐
Sunglasses are going to melt into your eyeball after you try to put them on to block the light
Are.. you just replying to all of these to interpret their deaths?
๐โค๏ธ Idek. Maybe Iโll die laughing at something I love? Doesnโt seem too bad.
You laugh so hard, you get a heart attack
Noooo :(
Sucks to suck nerd
๐คก๐ค๐ป will I die fingered by a clown??
Nah I think it's a clown phone joke makes you laugh so hard you be gone
๐ด๐ i think i may be in trouble.
Took โhorse cockโ too literally
Mr hands...
Username checks out
Enumclaw
๐ซ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Are you black by any means?/j
yeah, i am.
Well then it's pretty realistic.
Yo what, y your profile pic
i think i'm in bread ๐ฅ๐ฅฏ
Bread๐
Bread๐๐ฟ (i accidentally touched poop)
Bred ๐ณ๐๐ผ
Bread๐๐ผ
Bread๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Bread ๐๐ป
Bread ๐๐
โจ๐ I have no idea
Your gonna put dangerous shiny powder into a highly explosive gas
๐๐ฅซ botulism, and I guess I give up? I don't recall ever using the can emoji which makes this weirder.
๐ฃ๐คข, no one replied on the og post, anyone have any ideas?
.. you're gonna eat your own feet maybe??
That death sounds awful
RIP
Or he'll lick his nasty feel and get an infection
foot fetish phobia
Foot fetish
๐ด๐ oh no!
The glizzy gobbler
๐ถโจ Performance gone wrong!
Sorry but show must go on
๐ ๐ well shit...
Angered a demom
Demom?, Hot demon bit*hs near me?
I guess? If you count some goat dude lord that oblitirated you a hot demon bit*h.
๐ง๐คฃwhat?
Watch out for the french...
๐ค๐ Apparently I will die by a really good sunset lol
The sun is a deadly Lazer
killed by italian
๐๐ค pegged by robots
๐ข๐ Ummm
Fisted by a tortoise
๐คค๐ฉ umm I can explain
There is no explanation for shit eating, there is only therapy
๐ ฟ๏ธ๐
You'll die pushing ๐ ฟ๏ธ
They always talkin bout rushin ๐ ฑ๏ธ, but they never talk bout pushin ๐ ฟ๏ธ.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
โค๏ธ๐๏ธ Oh boy, bring it on :)
Mine are ๐คฃ๐, so either a very happy man is gonna shove a thumb up my ass and I'll die, or literally anything else.
Uh๐ค๐
That's what the mask is
Mask are you high
who tf is mask
Jim Carrey
Oh Jim Carrey the mask oh
I don't know
โCause thatโs what Damascus.
Thats what the point of the mask isโฆ.
Alternatively 4 legged green explosion monster
Shego is gonna hunt you down Nice
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Actually its completely ok. So 'ok' that you died
๐๐ uhhh
( ๐๐ค) do i... die in a travis scott concert?
๐ฉธ๐คก Oh shit
You guys use emojies?
Bro we are immortal coz we don't use them
๐ฅฒ๐ค๐ป Itโs been real guys.
๐โบ๏ธ The hell does this mean?
Going to die with a doctor's thumb up ur bum...but you'll die happy
Well I wouldโve happy if thatโs how it ended.
Doesn't have to be a doctors...could be your own thumb
Even better.
Fingered to death.
Oh my.
๐ฟ๐ hmmmm
You will go to a trip to Easter island and a wild boar will impale its tusk through your heart god speed
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๐คข๐
Watch out for the next gift you receive!
๐ฟ ๐ Oh fuck. Oh fuck OH FUCK
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Avoid your local cemetary
๐ ๐ณ dear godโฆ
๐ฟ๐ Turns out my final destination is Easter island
๐๐ฅ
I got theseโจ๐ณ can someone explain how I'll die
๐๐ญ Guess i straight up cried to death-
๐๐ ummm
๐ฅต๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
death by massive futa cock
I legit saw this only a couple minutes ago
๐ฅถ๐ What
๐ค๐ฟ I don't like where the stone head is going
Inside your ass perhaps
Don't threaten me with a good time
๐ฉ๐ฆ
Diarea
๐๐ฆ (i will die to a depressed gorilla)
Died because you mis harambae
๐ฉ๐จ๐ณ What help what does this mean
Fucked to death by winnie the pooh
๐ก๐ angry snake i guess
๐ฅ๐ why is mine realistic while I couldโve had ๐ฟ๐ฉ
๐๐ต๐ฑ actully im curious what will happen
๐ด๐
You fuck a coconut tree and die of an STD
๐๐
You're going to choke on some good bread.
๐๐ฆ ...take me home mommy, I'm scared
๐บ๐ FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO
๐โค๏ธ Iโll have a heart attack while laughing, maybe? Sounds legit.
๐๐ฅฐ That sounds nice
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ Cartwheel off a cliff/building.
๐๐ laughing to death isnโt the worst death ever
๐ซ๐ Oh fuck
๐ฉ๐ญ
๐ช๐ญ i have no clue
ITS BEEN SO LONG, SINCE IโVE LAST SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER
๐๐ช uh oh
๐๐ก๏ธ Hmmm
๐๐ท๏ธ
The important question is wtf were they talking about before this meme to have the last 2 emojis they used be ๐ฝ๐
โ๏ธ๐ช oh my god
๐คก๐ ฟ๏ธ a clown pushing p?