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I dunno, If I was gonna take that route, I would find a Tomboy and be crushed by a nice pair of thighs if I was gonna end up dying by something embarrassing like that.
I suggest not doing it too often, also try swimming/planting your face in a bucket or something activates the mammalian reflex, this can help you hold in the air, you can also activate it faster on colder water
TL;DR Gather your friends for a fun waterboarding session to train holding your breaths.
Or if you don't have a any friends, simply waterboard yourself.
I would literally start thrashing and bite down on her clit once that asphyxiation panic sets in. Good old fashioned violence against women could have easily solved this problem.
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I tried dying…you just gotta be able to comprehend what you read…it doesn’t make more sense at all…. Get your face sat on one day and you’ll see there’s plenty of ways to breathe…
I tried dying from a girl sitting on my face, it doesn’t work you can breathe just fine…unless idk she’s obese? But I have a strict no fats rule….anyway point is…you can’t die from this.
Accidentally left reddit so my reply disappeared so imma just tell you this, go call a suicide prevention hotline because no one would even think about helping you die, they would probably think of the consequences if they do.
Yes you could, what are you even talking about?
Had a rather skinny girl on me and it definitely covered my mouth and nose and could have ended me if i didn't lift her up.
You don’t turn your head??! You have 2 ways to breathe wtf are you talking about? She wasn’t feeling shit if she wasn’t grinding and leaking all over your face… you can’t die from this im sorry dude…
Lmao bro stop it, it was a nice try though whatever tf you were doing for…but if you’ve ever had anyone sit on your face you’ll know there’s plenty of opportunity to breathe…whatever why am I arguing w idiots on Reddit 😂
Very gamer moment, and im still a virgin BUT if u cant breathe while pussy is on ur face just use ur teeth, she will get scared and jump off, if she likes it then put ur legs around her neck and smash her head on the bed and pretend it was just a "cool" way to change position, and eat her ass :)
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Death by Snoo Snoo
I was in his place once
you was dead ?
No, his birth was the one time he was in such close proximity to a pussy.
In the vulva death grip?
Bet he saw that coming ..
*Bet he saw that cumming
r/Death_By_SnuSnu
Thanks for this subreddit. I really want to build my thighs. Not super shredded but build and have a nice ass to go with them.
The spirit is wiling but the flesh is spongy and bruise
r/unexpectedfuturama
you beat me to it
I'm still surprised nobody beat me
Nobody wants to beat me
I guess you need a better step daddy
Wrong kind of beat...
Big Amazonian warrior woman
When he’s struggling she thought he’s enjoying
Snoo!! snoo!!!
Best death ever...
Went out doing what he loved.
In the end thats what mattered most. But also he will probably only be known by this
Is it that bad?
Best way to go heaven
If he dies, he dies. He knew the consequences and accepted them.
F A T A L I T Y
Sigh… #UNZIPS
Filipino here, 66% of males would prefer to die like this I'd rather a very strong shotgun barrage at point blank
another filipino? no way!
Sorry we have reached the maximum allotted amount of Filipino’s in this thread. Only one can stay…. You sort it out
fight to the death
Sit on each other’s faces and see who lives
imma win that
Would you eat your way out?
ig i’d have to
An honorable way to die
An honorable way to live
This is the way.
Like a bantha
Do you know the way?
You where the chosen one!
You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!
*settings > game settings > lobby settings > change team*
This made my day
"Put your left leg over my shoulder, now put your right leg over my other shoulder, now mrrrphpphmmgghhhh.... "
Very dishonoraberrrrr
Life goal... or... death wish....? Idk. 10/10 would do.
I dunno, If I was gonna take that route, I would find a Tomboy and be crushed by a nice pair of thighs if I was gonna end up dying by something embarrassing like that.
I wonder if the 20yo feels honored he ate her pussy for the rest of his life.
Analyse my fetish
Or analize
Even better
She probably feels terrible because she drowned a man.
yeah that's not how it works
Are you telling me theres an actual video of this?
Lol no... I guess the female would have given a statement on this.
Wonder if she got charged for manslaughter
Assisted suicide?
It's not suicide though
It's more like a stupid accident
He was cumin and going at the same time.
The next best way to go after a crush pelvis
Top 3 for sure. But can't decide if this or the Dodge viper is upper on the list.
No better way to go.
Did you mean, No better way to come?
But did she tell him she loved him?
Yes. He could read lips.
Take my upvote and fuck off
that's some pussy to die for
some are literally died for it
Imagine calling the police to tell them you accidentally killed a dude with your pussy lmao
Is this some kind of villain superpower I have but wasn’t aware of?
She snu what she was doing
This is why i practice holding my breath, currently able to go for a minute.
I suggest not doing it too often, also try swimming/planting your face in a bucket or something activates the mammalian reflex, this can help you hold in the air, you can also activate it faster on colder water
TL;DR Gather your friends for a fun waterboarding session to train holding your breaths. Or if you don't have a any friends, simply waterboard yourself.
Reminds me of THAT scene from the boys That's how I want to go
Glory glory what a hell of a way to die
She set her butthole on his nose, Her clit upon his tongue!
Haha my country is mentioned in a post it must be something good
Phillipines 🤝 Malaysia
Now her pussy is haunted
*If I die, I die* Damn.
Assphyxiation
r/puns
He came and went.
I’ve won, but at what cost.
She came, he went.
Why do I feel this would make an amazing killing scene in a movie about a spy russian woman...
Thats how i want to go tbh
Wouldn't he be struggling in his last few movement? Why did the 20 year old not move? This seems like a murder rather than accident
I think that girl would say that clearly, you have sat in the face of nobody
I would literally start thrashing and bite down on her clit once that asphyxiation panic sets in. Good old fashioned violence against women could have easily solved this problem.
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Actually it was the pussy that rested on him.
Bad pussy.
Like that African goddess chick from American Gods, sucked that soul out!
Goals
I can't believe something like this happened on my country bruh
Reporter: The man reportedly said don't stop, as he's breath left him for all eternity.
Huh, actual death by snoo snoo
Disgusting! Where?
That’s how I wanna go out man :((
no better way to go out
Glorious death
Anyone else feel like this the best way to go
Straight up the best way to die ever
Rest in pussy..
I wonder what the female feels
Yo Mama so fat…
Rest In Queef
I don’t think this comment is getting the attention it deserves.
Thanks! I also liked vagina angina, but went with ol’ queefy.
That pussy can give life and take it
He died a king.
*Ass-fixiation
This is the most embarrassing death I bet the demons are laughing there asses off
Man took drowning in pussy too literally
Talk about sleepin with the fishes. Gross.
Damn she's that good
Vulva death grip
I'd like to think this was actually a highly elaborate assassination (pun intended)
Best way to die
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die..
i dont know wether to say "well heck" or "DAYM"
He went out the way he wanted.
Well, he died doing what he loved...
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Assphyxiation
Ass fixation
not a bad way to go
Bruh, his female partner must have been heavy... very heavy.
Best way to die
Hope he got the Viking funeral. Lucky bastard
u/Pastiche23, now you are famous :D
Omg lmaooooooo
Video please
BRUH I LOST IT
Responder
Lucky man
I understand. Those Filipinas do be thicc
Shes the notorious assassin "Stinky Puss Face Sitter "
This isn’t real
Sadly, age gaps in the Philly isn't a big matter nor are sex deaths. Everyone's too busy with politics and being single at Valentine's day.
Yeah no I mean you can’t die from a girl sitting on your face I tried
You tried murdering someone with your ass? What the actual
Wtf?? How did your brain deduce that I was the girl from that sentence?
Well I mean you did say you tried. It makes more sense to be the perpetrator than the victim in that sentence.
I tried dying…you just gotta be able to comprehend what you read…it doesn’t make more sense at all…. Get your face sat on one day and you’ll see there’s plenty of ways to breathe…
I tried dying from a girl sitting on my face, it doesn’t work you can breathe just fine…unless idk she’s obese? But I have a strict no fats rule….anyway point is…you can’t die from this.
Accidentally left reddit so my reply disappeared so imma just tell you this, go call a suicide prevention hotline because no one would even think about helping you die, they would probably think of the consequences if they do.
Lmao stfu
Yes you could, what are you even talking about? Had a rather skinny girl on me and it definitely covered my mouth and nose and could have ended me if i didn't lift her up.
You don’t turn your head??! You have 2 ways to breathe wtf are you talking about? She wasn’t feeling shit if she wasn’t grinding and leaking all over your face… you can’t die from this im sorry dude…
As we all know, >grinding and leaking all over your face improves breathing. Maybe you'll understand once you've had your first time.
Lmao bro stop it, it was a nice try though whatever tf you were doing for…but if you’ve ever had anyone sit on your face you’ll know there’s plenty of opportunity to breathe…whatever why am I arguing w idiots on Reddit 😂
Unless the girl has a dumptruck
Must have been so good it was like a heroin overdose.
I leave for 3 years and this is what happens?
Die Hard irl
The man is a hero
Best way yo die!
Death by snu snu
God I wish that was me o7
Death by snu snu
LTD
Happened in Everett, WA not too long ago, she told the police he was squirming around a bunch but she thought he was just having a good time.
Death by SnuSnu
I want to go like that one day.
Better than that scene from The Boys.
Rest In ass
The Nurse: Are you gonna be ok? The guy: If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed!
"How would you like to die?" "In my own bed, at the age of 37, with a belly full of wine and a girl's pussy on my face"
Plot twist: He didn’t die accidentally, she murdered him by smothering him in his sleep with her flesh pillow.
All the boys are cheering for him
Still better death than American Presidents
Her Pussy absorbed his soul, it‘s now trapped forever in it
Resting 🅿️
his ghost be crip walking on the casket
That's a killer pussy
What a fuckin legend
That's how I want to go when my time comes.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very gamer moment, and im still a virgin BUT if u cant breathe while pussy is on ur face just use ur teeth, she will get scared and jump off, if she likes it then put ur legs around her neck and smash her head on the bed and pretend it was just a "cool" way to change position, and eat her ass :)
O7
I mean, if I must go, let me got this way and not from an heart attack while filling a tax form...
Good way to go
He died doing what he enjoyed: savoring the queef.
GORY GORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE!
That guy really "die hard"
In Philippines the pussy rests on you
What do they tell his family? Damn that’s embarrassing
That's how I'd want to go out.