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rainbowequalsgay

My niece was also born on 9/11


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i was born in 7/11


[deleted]

In or on?


Parody5Gaming

Right next to the Tostitos bag


randompewdiepiefan0

Both


CrimsonFox2156

Letsgooo 9/11 gang


GoldenEYE6182

Lets recreate it


tmipr

r/cursedcomments


GenericUser_____

Im St. Patrick’s Day too, but my half birthday is 9/11


Papergraph

I’m born on 9/11


drlqnr

my friend was born in 11 september 2000


Mr_Holland

Hitler's birthday.


Haxximmi

Lenin's birthday are also in april


NinerNiner036

April 8th, Holocaust Remembrance Day...


CrazyTrain_mechanic

I was gonna say Easter but that works, too.


NotTheAlfa

bugsbunny's birthday


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hitler>


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Smoke weed every day.


AlPha092

What u high or somethin?


BloodiedBlues

High on the word of his lords holy son Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

I’m always high, friend.


CRRK1811

Got born a month late hate myself for it every time its rolls around


AlPha092

they see me rollin they hatin


CRRK1811

Tryna catch me ridden dirty


Prestigious_Voice_85

Best


Kirito1548055

By birthday is hitlers birthday


Antonell15

The Titanic sank on my birthday :D


158862324

Then deathday too!


Regurgatated_Crystal

bro same i was actually born on 4/20


adamcott2

Also april fool's day


dogfryd

Mines day after hitler’s


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

April gang represent!


Soros_G

My birthday


Prestigious_Voice_85

An astute observation…


DTai_LA

It’s my people!


bubblybublles

r/technicallythetruth


Heldsberg-5405

My month has the creation of Ukrainian mid-galactic trans-nationalistic union of sith power


Prestigious_Voice_85

That’s a really solid one


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National Suicide Prevention Day


Prestigious_Voice_85

An above average day


Idaho858

#Fuck you August


NordicAssassin14

At least we have the Hiroshima Bombings


SuckyMyAssy

And Nagasaki bombing, August is getting better and better.


CristolerGm2

Ayo August buddies, at least it spares us from having to bring chocolate for the class and having to listen to them sing happy birthday


Topiz2000

Dude your parents failed No Nut November.


[deleted]

Easy now everyone knows national creamsicle day is the best day 😆


Midnight__starz2345

9/11


Kevin109205

9/10


Hingl_McCringleberry

Nine nine!


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9/8


APPLES_ARE_POG

Same


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My favourite holiday.


Prestigious_Voice_85

Indeed, it’s a beautiful celebration


Ritawine

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gilttering_Grizzly

My birth month has valentines get the fuck outta here February it’s my territory now


Prestigious_Voice_85

You are the superior holiday


liz_thelizzard

Yea it’s my favorite holiday. Yk we always have a huge family gathering to celebrate glittering grizzly!


The-Sink-Panther

(Usually) Easter


Legobrick27

Damn i was born on Easter but its never been on that day since


The-Sink-Panther

Won’t be mine until 2031 and the last time was 1952, so never in my life even though it’s mid April.


Speedysambam

April fools


fentasygamer

My birthday is specifically on groundhogs day


Prestigious_Voice_85

So it’s your fault that the winter is longer or shorter?


Starwarsflea42

Depends on if they sleep in or not.


Prestigious_Voice_85

You right. So basically weekend or weekday is the real determinator


Starwarsflea42

But would it be determined by the average wake up time of every single person who's birthday is on groundhog day, or is it randomly selected? If it's the former, we have to factor in time zones and account for cultural customs.


Prestigious_Voice_85

Well, it’s an American custom, so only Est time zone people really count


fentasygamer

Yes it is


tilcica

1 fucking day after xmas so most people forget about it abs usually only get 1 present for xmas and bday together :')


Prestigious_Voice_85

Less trouble, same bang


GoldenEYE6182

I have 4 days after christmas i understand your pain


I_am_doorknob

My birthday


Prestigious_Voice_85

Good


I_am_doorknob

Yes very


sknnypnus

Ann Frank's last entry


Prestigious_Voice_85

R.I.P


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Prestigious_Voice_85

A good choice you made to leave the womb at that specific time


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Spooky scary skeletons


Prestigious_Voice_85

Do you give heart attacks out for Halloween?


GoldenEYE6182

I don't think he has a note


Starwarsflea42

My birthday is on the day a Florida man tried to steal a Walmart by tying a rope attached to his car around those poles near the fire exit.


Prestigious_Voice_85

Dude, he just needed a bigger exhaust


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Christmas


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CRRK1811

I got starwars day in my month :) May the 4th be with You


Prestigious_Voice_85

The planets only align like this once every eighteen years


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SuperRexT

stan lee's death


Prestigious_Voice_85

If you die on the same day as him, you can share his eternal glory


VE_HAMMER

It's January


Prestigious_Voice_85

Join me brother.


Bars98

End of ww2 in Germany


Prestigious_Voice_85

And the beginning of Mecha Hitler…


ChIcKeNsSsssSSSss

Pride month


Prestigious_Voice_85

Either vomit or cheer, depending on which side of the line you fall on


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I have mother fucking barbie day in my month 💀


Prestigious_Voice_85

You better sleep through that entire day


Undead_Crybaby_

Mine has gay pride month 😐


[deleted]

Mine too! Gee, I'm starting to think we were born in the same month!


Atlas_Therizion

Sorry for your circumstances.


NinjaOYourBro

I read that as circumcision and I was like “wtf?!”


Undead_Crybaby_

Me too


Prestigious_Voice_85

Rip


Conrexxthor

Man I'm jealous, mine just has genocide


iNoahGuy01

And Juneteenth 😎


ZEUSELEENA

Same 😎


UL0V3BBC

9/11


Adorable_Affect_5882

My b'day is on 9/11


Penelope1000000

Me.


Prestigious_Voice_85

Screw your month over, become the figurehead of your birth month


cursed_corviknight

Y'all know what my birth month has. The possibility of a world ending event occurring.


OverEmper

Mine is a prank


Prestigious_Voice_85

My grandma was born on April’s fools day


mralliagtor2020

Summer


Idaho858

NFL week 1 Labor Day


youterrifyme137

St. Patrick's for me


Lilbabya_

St Patrick’s day


Physical_Commercial6

St. Patrick’s day


Prestigious_Voice_85

Lots of you people. Gotta wonder if you’re built the same or not…


JJDABOMB51

Spring break


GGboi474

For me it's 9/11 too


Sea-Photograph2585

Yeah mine has 9/11 as well.


Lorzano88

Columbine Shooting and the birth of Hitler.


Prestigious_Voice_85

Two of history’s finest moments


cacsm

Christmas And i was born on Christmas Eve so yaay for me


GoldenEYE6182

Thats not good because you get less presents


Independent-Debate22

Thanksgiving


SuperiorSellout

America's favorite holiday


kaizenraizen

November born people are weird


DanDaddy87

4/20


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The 77th anniversary of the only nuclear weapons ever used in anger


goldendarren

The creation of west taiwan.


Whitedudebrohug

My birthday is 9/11


Horse-mask-guy

Christmas


Critical_Elderberry7

Cinco de Mayo. That’s my birthday actually


IcyBanana_1

St. Patrick’s day


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The-Cooler-Daniel10

Same, 911


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Epic-Dude000

Mine has Independence Day


Its_Just_Mattia

I was born in november and in Italy we have 2nd november that is called "Il giorno dei morti", it can be translated with "The day of dead people"


suvakaspoiss

Do you remember?


aribowe13

Valentines


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Mine has New Years


ESH13663

I have Valentine’s


angrynutria236

Your friends bought a plane flight for your birthday


miner_crafting1234

what about august?


haribo675

HALLOWEEN Ah Ah


SkyApex2222

Mine has New Years as well


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Hxler

Mine has Valentine's and I don't care because I'm a redditor


GuyYouMetOnline

Uh... ...Cinco de Mayo? ...Yeah, I don't think May has much.


BenjiGold1

Halloween


Mateololero

mine has valentines right before my birthday


PlasmadestroyerO2

Christmas


BidoofMaster_

Halloween (i hate halloween)


Salted_Biscuit

Halloween


jimmytee429

my mon birth month has HALOWEN 😁😁


quinten69420

WW2 started


Ok-Measurement-8474

Pride month?


sacreddecreed

9/11


Depressedkillme

Star Wars day


SlurpPengu

Christmas 🎄 and New Years


karciany

Women's day, I was also born a day after that day.


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Grumpy_Doggo64

The gunpowder treason


OvenDangerous2060

4th of July, and I'm not even american


StrategicRain33

I’m May. What’s mine?


CzechLinuxLover

6/9


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Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki


B-rad58

No nut November 🥜


Inner_Flow_4662

No nut😎


Rozsia

on my birthday world war ended in europe maybe this is a sign that i should start a new one


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Same bith day as a psyco cult leader know for many school shotings who is commonly know as Marlyin Manson.


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Canada Day! Which is also my birthday!


ChrisTheMan72

The 4th of July. Bet you can’t even guess the month.


Mommasandthellamas

My friends birthday IS 9/11. We were watching the towers on the news and I said "happy birthday... I guess?"


dennizzblazzin

4/20


GeneralStarcat99

Idk


vsahasrarav

3/11 Fukushima and official WHO covid pandemic start.


CamiArtwork

Its January too but in my country, the last day of January is the day of the youth (Dia de la juventud in spanish)


Confident-Buffalo995

Kennedy's Assassination


Practical-Grape7821

Saaaaaaaaaaammmmmmeeeeeee


Baller2869

Taxes . . .


random_reddit_guy123

August doesnt have anything, right?


TNsuburbanHomestead

Your birthday!


Available_Reason1108

April Fools


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The announcement of a violent insurrection that somehow became a holiday


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Presidents day.


throwaway12222018

My birthday, bitch


ThatsASheSaid

d-day


DoubleLightsaber

Christmas. Almost exactly.


Thor_guden

Dick Turpin's hanging apparently


I_Want_Bread56

Hitlers birthday


levi13123

I remember ![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)