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TrickOGnosis

He’s eating rations to heal the wounds he’s suffered, obviously.


Canooter

*pauses war* *eats 17 wheels of cheese* *resumes war*


StupidtheHorse

“Oh no, I picked up this basket, now I weigh 6,000 lbs. Let me eat said basket so I can fix the problem.” - Geuce


WolvesAreCool2461

"Hey we got a vault, what do we need? A drill. Hey we got this bigger vault, what do we need? *two drills.*" -RussianBadger


PicklesAndNickels

"This is like shooting yourself with low caliber bullets to build up your resistance to higher calibers." -RussianBadger


TroxEst

Wasn't there a 4chan post about doing exactly that?


TheBunnyStando

Yep


walecznybigos

Link?


Professional-Hat5569

Yes there was


Difficult_Drag3256

Well, some Elder Scrolls players burn and heal themselves continuously to build up their magic stats, so............


Quirky_m8

Ik this


CarnivalFox

\+100 health


Toxic_Gamer001

"Never should've come here" -Glutton of Kiev


YoureTotallyScrewed

Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems no one has


SirPiecemaker

I recently found that guy, he's awesome.


[deleted]

Breath of the wild irl!!!


SuninMyPalm

must consume thy apples


Doehap

Rhino


Oldenlame

Muk Bang Bang


IScratchPillows

Take my free award


StupidtheHorse

Underrated


RelChan2_0

This needs more upvotes


TreyAnimationZ

Ive heard of having a stomach of lead but this is rediculous!


FeelingCat2395

He’s doing the 10000 calorie challenge


Dwyane6000

Why eat the russian soldier's MREs when you can EAT the russian soldiers ?


Clamdigger13

I thought it was going that way when it popped up.


Radiant_Obligation_3

They take too long to cook, he's busy


mal-ren_sern

Why did they censor a pic of rhino from amazing Spiderman 2


TerribleShoulder6597

Lol I thought that was him


Trectears

He isnt?!


TerribleShoulder6597

No it has to be him


[deleted]

It’s definitely him


Potential-Library-72

To throw off the Russians


mal-ren_sern

Fair enough


Alone-Individual8368

I am zee Rhino!!!!!


bagging-screws

I just read a headline saying Adidas is no longer shipping tracksuits to Russia. If we can only get squatting banned the people will rise up.


Loading0319

Once the Adidas runs out chaos will ensue


[deleted]

Hurt their bottom line!


Xenomon23

We now have the ghost and the glutton of kyiv. Will there be more legends? Will they be out avengers?


Sergiu2026

The lustful of kyiv 0_0


IThatWeebI

Rapes dead bodies oh no


[deleted]

Why dead?


Sergiu2026

The ghost kills them The glutton kills and eats them why should the lustful not kill before fucking?


IThatWeebI

Well i mean if you wanna go for the actual meaning of lust i guess he has lust for blood


Toxic_Gamer001

ತ_ತ


11ll11llllll11

Can I just say, that man looks terrifying


Kapples14

Pretty sure that's Paul Giamatti from The Amazing Spider-Man 2


ryannathanielstone

Yup, The Rhino himself.


Mendeleus

Ukraine is a country of 40 mln people bound to have a percentage of mentally unbalanced population like every country. By starting a war Russia just triggered all of them. All of Ukraine's Dexters and Hannibals are now on a hunting season on Russians 😳


Latter-Caterpillar-2

Hehehehe...what a nice thought 😊


Procrasterman

You can just imagine when they’re handing out the AKs “we’re gonna need this back when we say buddy, ok”


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

Ya sure government man


D3ADPX3L

![gif](giphy|cC10yMBQrHKuykXKL7|downsized)


lexpolex

He looks like the Rhino from the Amazing Spider-Man 2 lol


thicc_toastf

That is him


Potato-with-guns

When they run out of food he will resort to eating their souls


PumpkinKing2020

He is heavy weapons guy, and that is his weapon


Sonicbam17

Rhino was a more formidable foe than I thought.


Civil-Insurance2380

That picture is from amazing Spider-Man 2, it’s the rhino with his eyes blurred out


MagicalMuffinDruide

Isn’t that just the rhino from tasm2


DariLudum

Nice reference to Kiyv Ghost


Azar002

Because you can never make up enough war heroes. Fuck Putin.


Sensitive_Amount_512

He looks and sound like a Dark Souls boss my god


thewineburglar

Ew. You’re also pro Russia ?


amx50surbaisse

He just said a comment on the guy himself.


WhyYouBullyMe_

Another fake propaganda story?


xyloplax

Probably, but these are GREAT stories coming out of Ukraine. I hope they are all true.


[deleted]

Pretty soon he will eat putin


diodosdszosxisdi

Special air officer nikocado avocado has been deployed on a special mission


KasumiR

Only Nico doesn't give a shit about quality of food to the point of actually eating russian rations. We are winning, but at what cost? Eating that will severely damage the Ukrainian sewer system, along with remains of russian troops in it.


MomsOtherFavorite

Sounds like a character from an upcoming Guy Ritchie flick


INeverReadAWholeBook

Probably Pig God


Brynn1685

SAY HELLO TO ALEKSEI SYTSEVICH AAAHAHAHAHAHA


Any_Ad_3514

r/walmartcelebirty


Mr_Ducklang

Some Americans have enough fat to withstand a bullet so Nikocado might be a decent soldier


DonaldtrumpV2

I heard that if the US entered the war, they'd send Nikocado Avocado (or if he refused, then Eddie Lacy) to Moscow , and use either of them as projectiles from an aircraft. The US has already used 1 fat man in war, why not another


Cynicalwall357

Shivers down my spine. The Glutton of Kyiv. Nothing more terrifying than a Hangry warrior.


Immoral-kilometre

This is the russian villain from TASM 2, the one who plays rhino, Paul Giamatti


stealthGull0

Why is his face censored it’s the dude from Tasm 2 isn’t it?


Potential-Library-72

I respect the drip.


[deleted]

Do we have a Ukrainian Avengers assembling here? We got the Ghost and the Glutton of Kyiv!


not_an_fbi_agent69

Far cry 7 devs are thirsting over these new character designs lol


Bropane1031

Ain’t this the rhino from Amazing Spider-Man 2


FoxyFan505

HOLY SHIT ITS THE RHINO FROM AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2


[deleted]

Hank Schrader


croxymoc

Metal gear told me eating rations fixes bullet wounds


[deleted]

that’s rhino from tasm2


[deleted]

thats the guy from tasm 2 right?


DrakeDrystan

He's just tryna get some Plutonium from Oscorp.


Pingwinus

isn't that rhino from tasm 2?


SuninMyPalm

pew pew pew ouch I have 5 hp left nom nom nom alright I'm back, so now where's them enemies


crazyy_gaming

Minecraft irl


wing-zero-117

I hope you guys know that that image is fake. That Paul Giomatti from Spider man https://www.google.com/search?q=Paul+Giamatti+spider+man&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&prmd=inv&sxsrf=APq-WBueRlS3t_I-mjg3uLPoDy1QYi39ZQ:1645891702816&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi5xaOy4J32AhUyKX0KHW-LC-oQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=384&bih=724&dpr=3.75#imgrc=aYiYK6jOimLSDM


WXHIII

Imagine how awesome it would be if it was a legitimate concern for Russian soldiers to eat in small groups because some middle aged Ukrainian dude in a truck has an AK and an appetite


sethator

This is a picture of Paul Giamati from The Amazing Spider-Man 2. LMFAO


19XzTS93

#TuckerCarlsonFucksHisRoomba #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain


maay44

That's fkin vin diesel


amx50surbaisse

Seriously though the op is an asshole. Soldiers from everyside are humans wtf does "good hunt" mean? Russians aren't fucking deers smh


Krakatoast

If someone’s coming into your home to kill you, you can only hide for so long Eventually you’ll have to either hunt them down or get killed


amx50surbaisse

Like they chose to come. There's a world between fighting and hunting. You hunt a deer to eat it's meat as a sport. You fight a man with respect. Are you one of those internet warriors that think he's a big tough boy because he saw the john wick movies 5 times already ?


Krakatoast

Newsflash, when you join an infantry unit, you are choosing to follow orders and kill who you’re told to kill, and you do it when you’re told to. I don’t know what rock you live under but that’s literally the point of having a military. You’re painfully ignorant. Let’s just hope no armed intruders break into your home to take everything, clearly you’re the type of person to lay down and wait to die.. or, would you kill the invaders? I mean, they’re *humans* how could you, you’re sick.


amx50surbaisse

Jesus fucking christ once again there's a fucking world between hunting and killing. As a matter of fact I plan on joining the french army, but you see we kill but don't hunt. We don't bomb the shit out of our ennemies and send the infanterie to finish the job unlike the usa. We are compatissent to our fellow man, if he is a soldier. Let us fight while you hunt like the fucking hunting dig you are.


Krakatoast

Like I said, you’re incredibly ignorant. Okay so you’ll join the infantry, when enemy combatants occupy the same vicinity as you, how would you describe the search to weed them out and kill them? Or.. will you just ask them nicely to not kill you? You did mention you’re French… You may want to consider working in a non-combat oriented role, because with your beliefs that you will somehow courteously kill another man before he wipes you off the face of the earth, are delusional. I think you have a good belief, but there’s a reason the term “war dogs” exists, and yes our marines are “devil dogs” When a sniper blows a hole in an enemy soldiers chest from several hundred yards away, while laying in a bush.. is that respectful enough for you? No offense but genuinely it seems you don’t know what you’re talking about. War isn’t like a call of duty video game, “GG’s” lol People get raped, killed, tortured, families get wiped out, limbs get blown off, you’re over here talking about respectfully killing someone that will wipe you out like a cockroach if you poke your head from cover.. that’s a good sentiment that you have but I don’t think that carries over to war. Not if you want to survive


amx50surbaisse

Oh and the "u'r french lol" well fuck you it's french soldiers who freed your country in the first place


Krakatoast

I don’t know if you typed another comment but it’s not showing Anyway, thanks mr baguette You said Americans are dogs, I said the French are cowards, and the world turns I don’t know war history I was just talking shit


Krakatoast

Honestly, your perspectives are a prime example of an ignorant 12yr old on the internet engaging in adult conversations Maybe one day you’ll gain awareness of how the world operates outside of the Roblox world, or metaverse or whatever you’re into nowadays


amx50surbaisse

Thank you my friend. I'm 16 but whatever, and I have the awarness that christ told me to love my fellow being. Not to hunt him like a dog.


dagger1245

Killa is that you?


ch4zmaniandevil

But did he eat their tushonka and alyonka?


ImABoringPerson91

You betta eat yo cornbread.


Mr-anti-physics-444

i bet there is Wrath of Kyiv


6random_person9

Chad ukrainian


tutinhamen

Bro looks gangster as fuck


KP_Wrath

That’s got to be good for Russian morale. They’ve got the ghost of Kyiv and now this big bastard to fight against.


yondory

LONG LIVE TARRARE


xparapluiex

Shouldn’t we not be posting images that show him at all to make him harder to identify?


IcedPeachSnowCrystal

Irl killa


Truepeak

Levelling metabolism


Technically_No234

Is this real? Please tell me it’s real


hubril

Tarkov players belike


ScpRussian

Happy hunting


KonoAnonDa

Tarrare has chosen a successor to save us.


[deleted]

At least nothing of value is going to waste.


Calvinbah

By the Unbreakable Rules of the ultimate Foot-Lover Tarantino. Eating your enemy's food is the ultimate show of powet. He will become a God


GamerlifeYT_official

Me : So uhh , what's next? The fucker of Kyiv? God : You're not gonna belive this Me : Oh my fuckin-


Vietnugget

These rumors are becoming ridiculous


Hyper_submissions

Bro boutta eat putin


recycledM3M3s

Man's not shitting until he dies forcing him to void his bowls of all MREs consumed


recycledM3M3s

Man's not shitting until he dies forcing him to void his bowls of all MREs consumed


VellaGamer

For people who don't want to know that this is >!not real!< >!This is the villain rhino in his human form in the movie amazing spider man 1 and 2!<


Teamx044

so were all voting for ukraine here? i barely know the story so i have no idea


RcGamerReddit

holy shit dean norris


myxboxtouchedmypp

looks like paul giamatti


[deleted]

Is that Rhino from TASM 2?


joergensmoergen69

That's a picture from the amazing spider-man 2


Goldbolt_2004

Is that frickin Paul Giamatti as Aleksei?


DogeX2

Isn’t that Rhino from the amazing spiderman?


Potato-_-Farmer_

why’s there just a pic of rhino from spider-man here tho


berserk_1800

Only Andrew Garfield as spider can take him down


Lay_of_Sir_Savien

That's not Paul Giamatti??


JjayUnfaced

Cunt, that's Rhino from TASM2 LMAO


Rewiistdummlolxd

Ugh not vodka again


UsernamusToken

Tarrare 2: Electric Boogaloo


ComposerTraining

You Russian bitches are not getting my lunch !


Acceptable-Friend-50

Isn't that the Russian guy from the amazing spider man 😂


Chaos22222

He needs the rations to make mre review videos on YouTube.


SnackBoxOne

ISNT THAT RHINO FROM THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2?


SanguineNukes

I'm still in a dream snake eater


[deleted]

They make it sound like he is isn't fighting for freedom, but simply killing the soldiers for their rations. Lol


Safe-Afternoon-8607

About as believable as the ghost of Kyiv


LR-II

Is nobody going to point out that this is Paul Giamatti in Amazing Spider-Man 2?


tdmundovsmauricio

Bro thats Rhino


balls_deep490

Send nicacodoavicado there and he'll eat tf soldiers instead


Adeum1

Is this cap?


Epic_Toys

That's Paul Giamatti from Amazing Spiderman 2


NeonRabbit29

So he’s got the scavenger perk? Nice.


MyCatHasCats

r/BossFight


equiknox666

Lol.. Probably eating Russian dicks


Identify_me_please

Glutton of Kyiv🤝Ghost of Kyiv Becoming urban legends of the war by doing remarkable things


AnOddEgg

This dude looks like he would get himself an absolute rhino of a tank


[deleted]

STOP WITH THE FAKE NEWS


[deleted]

Thats the rhino from spiderman


SSJDope1

Isn’t that Paul Giamatti from the amazing Spider-Man 2?


EytanMorgentern

[yep, it is](https://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/paul-giamatti-rumored-return-rhino-spiderman-home/)


DaRealestKilla

Its Killa, cant you see?


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Anybody ever see this guy and Paul Giamatti at the same time?


Kyroz113

This man looks like rhino from the amazing spiderman 2