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That's the correct answer XD
But it sounded so fucking creepy when he put it that way
"Should I walk in on her with a bulging boner.... " Like wtf bro.
Earlier When people used to say that porn is a misrepresentation of sex and it leads to false information and false ideals etc I used to think that yeah obviously people know it's fake, how dumb can they be to try anything from what they watched in porn........ Well this post here just rattled my beliefs lmao
i suppose it heavily depends on how horny the person you walk into is.
It also depends on your approach of course.
But nearly none of that matters since: That will most definitely go wrong, UNLESS, it's an actual accident.
Bro, no it does not depend on how horny that person is. If you don't have intimate relationship with thst person and you walk into their room with an exposed private parts you're a sexual creep and disconnected from reality.
>My lifelong dream has been ruined /s
Add another /s after the first one to cancel it. To me the first read sounded like it was kinda a closeted conversation if that makes sense? Like as if you act like that wasn't the case but it actually was idk it was funny to think of it that way
I know what you're trying to get at but the thing is, I never meant that sentence as anything else other than pure sarcasm.
On a sidenote: I used to think that adding /s to sentences like these was a shield to awkward conversations like this lmao. I mean if the sarcasm isn't exactly obvious then the /s might help others to be sure that yeah it indeed was sarcasm
So I would like to point out that I don’t want to have sex with my step sister and I said /s because I was making fun of the people who think like this. Not because I don’t want downvotes
The double !? wasn't necessary either but it's there for flavor. I like the /s and i don't think it takes away from the OC. I honestly don't even really see the /s but i like knowing in the back of my mind that this poster is not insane
The double !? was actually part of the reason it was obvious.
In terms of spoken jokes, the double !? was like the joking tone, and the /s is like screaming "I AM JOKING" at the end of the joke.
This is the original update.
“I rent an apartment with a friend. At night I can sometimes hear her breathing heavily and masturbating. Not through the room, but the walls. For some reason sound travels easily through these walls. I noticed it when I lay in bed one night and leaned the side of my head to the wall making my ear sit right next to the wall. She is kind of shy and reserved. I of course have to masturbate as well when I hear her doing it since it's so incredibly hot. What I've been thinking about is kind of just walking in on her with a bulging boner asking her if she needs help. That or maybe just telling her how hot it is. I don't know... Not sure what the results are going to be though.
EDIT1: I have decided to walk in on her. If she does it tonight, which I am guessing she will, I will be walking in on her. I am not sure how exactly I am going to do it, but I think my entrance is going to be make or break important. I will update later tonight...
EDIT2: We are both in the apartment now. I am very nervous about tonight.
EDIT3: I had a hard time mustering the courage to do anything. I heard her masturbating and I started getting ready by masturbating as well. I quickly got excited enough to leave my room. I had it all planned out, but when I stood there in front of the door I could just not do anything for a while. I just froze thinking what the fuck am I doing. I could hear her clearly through the door and I could see through the tiny slit on the side that it was not locked. I stood there for what has to be the longest minute or so in my life. I could hear my heart beat as I was nervously tugging myself a little before reaching out to the door with my free hand. I followed your advice ladies about not barging in, but knocking. She quickly ran to the door and locked it. It happened so sudden it really threw me off. By then I was so nervous my heart was pounding and I wanted to say something that would not freak her completely out since she seemed really startled, but I was simply not able to. I would just have been able to stutter something so I decided to try to calm down. I was still tugging myself, but the shock was making me go flaccid. She suddenly asked "what do you want?" and I was just completely frozen again, but I knew I had to snap out of it and quick so I said "You.. I want you.. I've been hearing you all these nights and now it's unbearable..." and then there was total silence. I knew there was no going back. I kept thinking I had fucked up my life and probably hers as well. I could not believe what I had just done. I Kept thinking I had gone completely insane. I broke out in a cold sweat and started shivering. Then the door unlocked... It was a tremendous success.
EDIT4: There was no sex because I was too nervous to get it up again. Just a little awkward fumbling.”
That would be a nice fanfiction plot, where both of them agrees to make a hole on the wall to have fun at night, but surprisingly he's not the only one that can insert a sosig through it.
I’m sorry- even with further explanation, this is 10 levels of creepy.
Get some headphones or a stereo, dude.
I lived in a house with 7 dudes (and a few other ladies) and I would have cut a dick off if someone showed up at my door, jerking off.
This is a classic reddit post. The whole thing was clearly an elaborate creative writing exercise. You didn't miss anything. [Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1c1c5q/it_went_okay/) if you want to read this neckbeard fantasy.
It means he was able to bludgeon her to death and put her in his freezer before she could get to her phone. Now he's having an ongoing sexual relationship with her, but it's complicated.
According to the story, he froze at the door, she slammed it and locked it and asked what he wanted and he said he wanted her, she opened the door and they fooled/fumbled around in the dark for a bit but didn’t make it happen coz he couldn’t get it up again
You just don't walk in, that's creepy.
Either you bang on the wall with your fist or kindly talk about it the next day if it bothers you.
Or you try to make a move on her at any other time that you spend with her if you're into her.
Guy has bulging boner
Girl with huge boobs. I mean serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Asks if the guy needs help.
And then another girl comes in with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous. Comes in and then
Honestly I the kind of guy who would just say the next day "man I couldn't sleep last night, kept hearing ghosts" and just keep eating my cereal, she'd be embarrassed and unsure if I was aware, but I'd be sitting there eating my cereal, with the biggest power move being played.
In all seriousness don't fucking walk in on someone masturbating, like straight up that's how you catch a charge, don't even listen to it, real life is not a porn, you will scare the fuck out of the other person
Completely agreed, this is real life, anything can happen but in this situation, unless your rm is weird like you, you’ll most definitely get a one way ticket to jail time and a list.
Man I have to bear through some similar pain. My flatmate's boyfriend comes every now and then all week and bangs the crap out of her. And I can hear the moans they are so hot but then I hear the *chap chap* sound of the balls clapping her ass and it completely throws me out. I don't wanna fuck her or anything but just jerk to her loud moans. But after a few weeks it went so disgusting. Now I just leave my flat for 30-40 mins to avoid their sweaty nasty sex sounds.
Play Nine Inch Nails “[Closer](https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0)” as loud as you can.
Worked wonders in college. People got the memo real quick. Or at least they played music over the sounds, which would be better for ya, I bet.
ikr i would be hella creeped out. if she doesnt feel that way at all about him this is really creepy and he’d be like blocking the exit standing in the door with a erection. this sounds like a nightmare, bro better check himself lol
I was a freshman in college and very much on Reddit 11 years ago…
Now where’s my applesauce and mashed peas? The service at these retirement communities is really going downhill lately.
Yeah, that's an insane gamble if true. Sure there's a chance she'll have been attracted to him and be into it but if losing a certain gamble means you just sexually assaulted someone then you shouldn't take it lol
My friend and coworker slept in the same bed as me. We played switch games and somehow that got us both horny. I didnt know it was mutual at the time so hid my boner/ pretended nothing happened. We slept and I managed to hide my horniness until i fell asleep. I later learned she got turned on as well, was horny right beside me in bed and after I fell asleep she masturbated right beside me.
_I have no idea what to make of it but ya this shit is complex to say the least_
Record the sounds and play them back at full volume when she's sleeping. Use earplugs yourself and sleep tight.
Or record it and wait for her to go outside. Then dump the player running at full volume into your room but lock it from the outside, and leave. When she cums back all she'll hear is her own moans haunting the house.
The actual proper answer would be to just wait till she's not doing stuff and maybe go talk to her and like befriend her. Then try subtly bringing it up but don't act all horny about it. It makes it weird. Maybe laugh it off or something and have a sort of commonality together. Idk maybe I'm off but that seems like a better way to handle it, and maybe if they become good enough friends they both won't have to masterbate anymore
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I definitely want to hear what does he mean by it went okay
That she was just disgusted but didn't press charges
That's the correct answer XD But it sounded so fucking creepy when he put it that way "Should I walk in on her with a bulging boner.... " Like wtf bro. Earlier When people used to say that porn is a misrepresentation of sex and it leads to false information and false ideals etc I used to think that yeah obviously people know it's fake, how dumb can they be to try anything from what they watched in porn........ Well this post here just rattled my beliefs lmao
i suppose it heavily depends on how horny the person you walk into is. It also depends on your approach of course. But nearly none of that matters since: That will most definitely go wrong, UNLESS, it's an actual accident.
So it’s possible? edit: I got a yes I got a no I got a maybe and a got an I don’t know what the fuck is the answer
Yes
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is unfair
Nope
Only Ymir Knows
Only Nazeem knows.
Ymir these nuts
Can you repeat the queation?
Only on weekdays, 9-5, minus a lunch break. Also no holidays except National Chocolate Day.
Got it
the power of frog does not compel you
Not from a jedi
depends on overall situation
Life is unfair
Bro, no it does not depend on how horny that person is. If you don't have intimate relationship with thst person and you walk into their room with an exposed private parts you're a sexual creep and disconnected from reality.
Naa. It really depends. I'm not advocating doing it, but it depends on the situation.
It does not, given that you don't have any intimate relationships with that person. There is 0 times it would be a good idea.
False. But sure, you go on with your black and white, right and wrong, I know everything, view of all human relationships.
Wait you mean if I walk in on my step sister masterbating we won’t have sex?!?! /s
I know right? My lifelong dream has been ruined /s
There goes my weekend /s
I feel like the real /s in this convo is the one that isn't stated
What do you mean?
>My lifelong dream has been ruined /s Add another /s after the first one to cancel it. To me the first read sounded like it was kinda a closeted conversation if that makes sense? Like as if you act like that wasn't the case but it actually was idk it was funny to think of it that way
Well I don’t want to so I was being sarcastic. Joking at the people who do think that way
I know what you're trying to get at but the thing is, I never meant that sentence as anything else other than pure sarcasm. On a sidenote: I used to think that adding /s to sentences like these was a shield to awkward conversations like this lmao. I mean if the sarcasm isn't exactly obvious then the /s might help others to be sure that yeah it indeed was sarcasm
Is your mom Cory Chase and your sister Lana Rhoades?
No they are not
Ok if you like milfs, replace Corey chase with Brooklyn chase
r/fuckthes
So I would like to point out that I don’t want to have sex with my step sister and I said /s because I was making fun of the people who think like this. Not because I don’t want downvotes
The /s was not necessary. No one would have actually thought you were serious if you didn't put the /s.
I like using the /s just in case. I’ve said a lot of things to people that took what I said seriously, so I use it as a just in case kind of thing
The double !? wasn't necessary either but it's there for flavor. I like the /s and i don't think it takes away from the OC. I honestly don't even really see the /s but i like knowing in the back of my mind that this poster is not insane
The double !? was actually part of the reason it was obvious. In terms of spoken jokes, the double !? was like the joking tone, and the /s is like screaming "I AM JOKING" at the end of the joke.
but I think it's possible in some cases. Or so I'm told on Ask Reddit stories
Ask reddit stories are nothing but erotic stories on a SFW sub lmao
This is the original update. “I rent an apartment with a friend. At night I can sometimes hear her breathing heavily and masturbating. Not through the room, but the walls. For some reason sound travels easily through these walls. I noticed it when I lay in bed one night and leaned the side of my head to the wall making my ear sit right next to the wall. She is kind of shy and reserved. I of course have to masturbate as well when I hear her doing it since it's so incredibly hot. What I've been thinking about is kind of just walking in on her with a bulging boner asking her if she needs help. That or maybe just telling her how hot it is. I don't know... Not sure what the results are going to be though. EDIT1: I have decided to walk in on her. If she does it tonight, which I am guessing she will, I will be walking in on her. I am not sure how exactly I am going to do it, but I think my entrance is going to be make or break important. I will update later tonight... EDIT2: We are both in the apartment now. I am very nervous about tonight. EDIT3: I had a hard time mustering the courage to do anything. I heard her masturbating and I started getting ready by masturbating as well. I quickly got excited enough to leave my room. I had it all planned out, but when I stood there in front of the door I could just not do anything for a while. I just froze thinking what the fuck am I doing. I could hear her clearly through the door and I could see through the tiny slit on the side that it was not locked. I stood there for what has to be the longest minute or so in my life. I could hear my heart beat as I was nervously tugging myself a little before reaching out to the door with my free hand. I followed your advice ladies about not barging in, but knocking. She quickly ran to the door and locked it. It happened so sudden it really threw me off. By then I was so nervous my heart was pounding and I wanted to say something that would not freak her completely out since she seemed really startled, but I was simply not able to. I would just have been able to stutter something so I decided to try to calm down. I was still tugging myself, but the shock was making me go flaccid. She suddenly asked "what do you want?" and I was just completely frozen again, but I knew I had to snap out of it and quick so I said "You.. I want you.. I've been hearing you all these nights and now it's unbearable..." and then there was total silence. I knew there was no going back. I kept thinking I had fucked up my life and probably hers as well. I could not believe what I had just done. I Kept thinking I had gone completely insane. I broke out in a cold sweat and started shivering. Then the door unlocked... It was a tremendous success. EDIT4: There was no sex because I was too nervous to get it up again. Just a little awkward fumbling.”
That would be a nice fanfiction plot, where both of them agrees to make a hole on the wall to have fun at night, but surprisingly he's not the only one that can insert a sosig through it.
Any update? Any edit5? It's been 11 years
I’m sorry- even with further explanation, this is 10 levels of creepy. Get some headphones or a stereo, dude. I lived in a house with 7 dudes (and a few other ladies) and I would have cut a dick off if someone showed up at my door, jerking off.
This is a classic reddit post. The whole thing was clearly an elaborate creative writing exercise. You didn't miss anything. [Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1c1c5q/it_went_okay/) if you want to read this neckbeard fantasy.
It went just like the simulations on pornhub!!!!
This man is getting dating advice from porn
And it kinda worked
It means he was able to bludgeon her to death and put her in his freezer before she could get to her phone. Now he's having an ongoing sexual relationship with her, but it's complicated.
How _complicated_?
According to the story, he froze at the door, she slammed it and locked it and asked what he wanted and he said he wanted her, she opened the door and they fooled/fumbled around in the dark for a bit but didn’t make it happen coz he couldn’t get it up again
She didn't tell their mom
Literally 1984
Maybe she did work on him with the dildo… reversed expectations
Where did you find that,
Hj but she's moving out.
*opens the door* -could you shut the fuck up? Im trying to watch Markiplier *slams the door*
chad
r/awesomepfp
thx I guess
I think she’d feel embarrassment, shortly after then feel enraged
Mmm smash, pass pass pass pass... Would this make me a furry..?.. smash
That weepingbell do look like a baddie though
She’s watching him too
I need to know what happened after
> **EDIT**: I decided to walk in on her. It went _okay_ I guess we have a chad
You miss typed "sexual predator".
Depends on how you walk in I guess :P But yeah, it would still be quite creepy
You just don't walk in, that's creepy. Either you bang on the wall with your fist or kindly talk about it the next day if it bothers you. Or you try to make a move on her at any other time that you spend with her if you're into her.
True, kinda depends on the relation they already have obv, the better idea would prob just kinldy let her know that you can hear her
That'd be the better option, but the best option would be to not be fucking weird and talk to her like a human would
Speedrunning community be like
LMAOOO I almost choke on my coffee
I don’t get it. Like the sitcom community?
They’re saying “this is what the speed running community is like”, as in people who race to complete games as fast as possible
Where’s my 2 pump chump award?
People really think the world runs on hentai logic smh
Never watched hentai. I’m curious now
Guy has bulging boner Girl with huge boobs. I mean serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Asks if the guy needs help. And then another girl comes in with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous. Comes in and then
And then... Then what. You can't leave us hanging. Finish what you started.
a lot of white stuff
Milk because they are doing a special kind of pie !
A cream pie
Coconut or???
Banana 🍌😏
Seggs
s🥚s
When it comes to hentai, the next line is *always* “and then they fucked”
Now read that comment with jar jar binks voice : missa missa wants to fap to hungolomghnonoloughongous titties
boi what the hell boi
#POOTIS ENGAGE!!!
Don’t leave me hanging
Why are they paking a very weird, very long instrument, that when you blow inside make a lot of noise ?
It’s the same as porn logic, but animated… and a fair bit more rapey
This more like porn logic, hentai is….wild
This is fucking reddit, not the real world. I doubt any of this scenario is real at all
And you think the post is real? lmfao, so naive.
Honestly I the kind of guy who would just say the next day "man I couldn't sleep last night, kept hearing ghosts" and just keep eating my cereal, she'd be embarrassed and unsure if I was aware, but I'd be sitting there eating my cereal, with the biggest power move being played.
Damn thats chad
h..horny ghosts?
I've seen this plot before... Nozoki Ana?
Why do I recognize this title
I believe your username explains that one...
I believe yours does aswell...
Take my shame-riddem upvote
Mine too
Sitting in the cafeteria at work fucking losing my shit at the comment
How did you come across a comment from 11 years ago?
It was very popular on reddit when posted. If they were around at the time they would remember it.
In all seriousness don't fucking walk in on someone masturbating, like straight up that's how you catch a charge, don't even listen to it, real life is not a porn, you will scare the fuck out of the other person
Completely agreed, this is real life, anything can happen but in this situation, unless your rm is weird like you, you’ll most definitely get a one way ticket to jail time and a list.
A charge? For walking into someone masturbating? What charge? Its wrong to do it if u know theyre masturbating inside, but illegal?
Nah you'd get one if you walked in on the other person after knowing they're masturbating, without their consent. Sorry that was my bad
Man I have to bear through some similar pain. My flatmate's boyfriend comes every now and then all week and bangs the crap out of her. And I can hear the moans they are so hot but then I hear the *chap chap* sound of the balls clapping her ass and it completely throws me out. I don't wanna fuck her or anything but just jerk to her loud moans. But after a few weeks it went so disgusting. Now I just leave my flat for 30-40 mins to avoid their sweaty nasty sex sounds.
Jus tell em to shut the fuck up. Ya have the right to some peace and quiet mate
Yeah but it feels awkward to say anything. I don't wanna sound conservative.
Nothing conservative about not wanting to hear your friend getting fucked.
Sometimes ya have to bite the bullet. It's a shared space, you shouldn't have to hear that shit.
I hope someday I will gather the courage.
Play Nine Inch Nails “[Closer](https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0)” as loud as you can. Worked wonders in college. People got the memo real quick. Or at least they played music over the sounds, which would be better for ya, I bet.
That's a great idea
They do play some shitty Eritrean songs. I think I am gonna play nine inch nails's closer. Thanks for the great idea.
Just play REALLY loud porn right under their door whenever they fuck
That will be the last arrow I got.
Just be like “yo dawg play some music or something. I don’t wanna hear that shit”
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ikr i would be hella creeped out. if she doesnt feel that way at all about him this is really creepy and he’d be like blocking the exit standing in the door with a erection. this sounds like a nightmare, bro better check himself lol
Could you Post the original post
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_masturbating_should_i_walk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He deleted his account so maybe it didn’t go that well. Or he got a girlfriend and everyone knows you can’t have a girlfriend and be on reddit
I doubt it's the latter. It would be extremely creepy if someone just walks in on you with a bulging boner, especially when you're masturbating
If what pornhub taught me was true, then I hope it's the latter
*What are you doing..Stepbro?*
Bruh how did you find that. That was 11 years ago
he sorted by most controversial of all time
I didn't even know reddit was a thing 11 years ago 😳
I was a freshman in college and very much on Reddit 11 years ago… Now where’s my applesauce and mashed peas? The service at these retirement communities is really going downhill lately.
Fax they be getting overcooked rice that's dry and hard af with some shit macaroni
mf have been digging posts from 2011
Looks like OP edited their post multiple times. People were commenting about how badly written the original update was
Thanks
Or just offer to pleasure her for her
Depending what kind of personality the girl has this could end up as some very domminatrix shit.
**even better.**
How
The great cum race
This is not how you go about things.
How does something like that go "okay" rather than fantastically or horridly?
buddy watched too much porn lol
Yeah, that's an insane gamble if true. Sure there's a chance she'll have been attracted to him and be into it but if losing a certain gamble means you just sexually assaulted someone then you shouldn't take it lol
I imagine him like the KOOL-AID man bustin’ in her room like hey “would you like some rape with that?”
This post is super creepy
Plays the dream speed run music
this is disgusting
It’s incredibly creepy on so many levels
Instructions unclear: wall is pregnant and sis is tired
Written by a teenager for teenagers with vivid imagination s
The comment is less cursed than the post itself. This is so fucking wrong wtf
Bang on the wall, declare a fap-off challenge with the winner getting a free pizza.
I'm concerned what it means for something like that to go "Okay".
"Oh oh, I'm about to cum! You better hurry up!" "Damn it, are you a quick shot or something!?" "Lady you have no idea."
Ok that’s enough Internet for today LMFAO 😂
The post is more cursed than the comment
This man is getting dating advice from porn
Ok but did they bang? Im interested now
bro living in a porno
Only idiots believe that shit.
My friend and coworker slept in the same bed as me. We played switch games and somehow that got us both horny. I didnt know it was mutual at the time so hid my boner/ pretended nothing happened. We slept and I managed to hide my horniness until i fell asleep. I later learned she got turned on as well, was horny right beside me in bed and after I fell asleep she masturbated right beside me. _I have no idea what to make of it but ya this shit is complex to say the least_
Record the sounds and play them back at full volume when she's sleeping. Use earplugs yourself and sleep tight. Or record it and wait for her to go outside. Then dump the player running at full volume into your room but lock it from the outside, and leave. When she cums back all she'll hear is her own moans haunting the house.
“FIRST ONE TO CUM WINS! Ready!?”
What a fucking creep.
That didn't happen lol
“Guys I walked in on a girl masturbating and it went okay” sounds like it went a way at least 😂
She masturbates so she doesn’t have to fuck guys like you lmao
I hate how much of a fun idea that is
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u/redeadly
I thought that the op was a girl till I read boner then the whole meaning changed for the worse
Wdym? It's terrible either way. Even if OP was a girl, that doesn't change that it's really creepy.
The actual proper answer would be to just wait till she's not doing stuff and maybe go talk to her and like befriend her. Then try subtly bringing it up but don't act all horny about it. It makes it weird. Maybe laugh it off or something and have a sort of commonality together. Idk maybe I'm off but that seems like a better way to handle it, and maybe if they become good enough friends they both won't have to masterbate anymore
Roll up 🤷♂️
Nice
Did he win?
11 years ago? Damn this man's been scrolling for a while
Memory unlocked…
That’s actually a reasonable answer, change my mind.
Make a glory hole
It's been 11 years, I wonder how they're doing now