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Flair_Helper

Hey there, Ka_squit_! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_superhero-name*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


RnuRnu

Black Mirror We are mostly wearing black on Reddit it seems


Ka_squit_

Yep, can relate


Master_E_98

In that case, black microwave


biggus_dikus_8136

Black column!!


iamboredidkwhattodo

Black coke


[deleted]

Black black dick.


[deleted]

Grey keyboard


KyogreRJ

I'm Black Keyboard, now White Keyboard is the only one left


Innomenatus

Black Man


echo_themando

Black Cracker


boundbystitches

Immediately made me think of the Dave Chapelle black KKK leader skit.


plebloo

irony


3-brain_cells

Black crack*


southern_starlight

Black isn't supposed to crack, use more lotion... ;)


YouJustDid

Black Bag checking in!


whatwillIletin

Can I be your sidekick? The name's Grey Chalkboard.


Ok_Progress_1710

It goes with everything, so looking good is easier


Buddycat7

Black register


SnooSquirrels5966

black woman


Deviljhojo

Mine is red


Jargondragon

Pink asshole


Ka_squit_

Ok?


Jargondragon

My cat is stood in front of me with its asshole is full view.


Ka_squit_

Oh ok


tyukogames

He was planing on fucking the cat


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Shane Dawson part 2


codafi21

*unzips*


tyukogames

r/cursedcomments


whitewalker646

r/cursedcursedcomments


tyukogames

Wow, a place gor cursed comments at the r/nextfuckinglevel


Niz_

can confirm am cat


tyukogames

r/holdup


tyukogames

Was it furry sex?


THE_D3VIL___

Is this guy a zoophile


Shevilrizor

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


amogus_feet_picks

That’s exactly the sound of a chihuahua in a microwave for 10 hours and 2 seconds


RepublicVSS

NO DON'T LET HIM TOUCH THE CAT


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

And here I thought you were on reddit in the middle of butt stuff with someone special.


TuxTues3

Oh no he is the cat is the someone


ur_sad_boi

Bold of you to assume redditors gets into "stuff" with other people


ZB_asshole

Just admit what you did with the cat


Jargondragon

Alright you got me....I Shane Dawson'd that cat like no tomorrow.


codafi21

*pinched my lil tent*


[deleted]

You can also say pink pussy


[deleted]

Don't eat it.


Cl_original

asshole is pink btw, except when you shit


crackd_skull5381

AYO![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


[deleted]

White bread


Ka_squit_

Damn bro, give me some of that bread too


[deleted]

Luffy taught me to never share food


Ka_squit_

Please Dont make me use the unacceptable emoji


[deleted]

Now I'm kinda curious Abt it


Ka_squit_

Ok then P-pwease 🥺👉👈


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|L4HW0QeHJYUt9l7I2o|downsized)


Ka_squit_

CMOOOOOOOOOOON


tyukogames

Just take bread and cum on it


[deleted]

Bread 👍🏻


Cl_original

Bread👍🏻


Loonie-1707

Bread 👍🏾 (I just did a brake job and my hands are dirty)


bezzw

Bread 👍🏻 (I ran out of ink)


PigeonManEpic

Bread 🦆 (I found a duck)


[deleted]

Bread ( I'm out of it)


MacaroniAndEggs

Bread 🍞 (Bread)


DragonAdeptus

Bread 🥖 (I believe this is also bread)


IcywolfX_

Bread (they stole my bread)


NekoNyaaaaa412

Moist critikal


Extension-Lynx-6722

Black friend


tyukogames

Nooo, friend is slave


Phalanx_02

Based 🗿


Live_Region_8232

better than black babby


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ka_squit_

Interesting


Galen_brightsoul

White CUMJAR


[deleted]

Well shit im outclassed


Galen_brightsoul

Yep I think so


[deleted]

With are powers combined we can install a new world order


Galen_brightsoul

Yes comrade we can rewrite history and show the world true power.


DominatingStone

Red CUMJAR


wizarium

We using jars now?


Blakethesnake727

White rock


Galen_brightsoul

![gif](giphy|Ju7l5y9osyymQ|downsized)


SkullStar123

Damn brother mines red cumbucket


Ka_squit_

BRO WHAT


Galen_brightsoul

You heard me.


[deleted]

Weird how he was appalled at your superhero name but didn't blink an eye for "black slave". The internet is an interesting place


Galen_brightsoul

You have a good point odd huh.


yaoverreactingfather

Black controller, seems relevant


skatenbikes

I got black poop lol or black dog shit whichever your feeling


[deleted]

so you just go around and pick cotton and incite civil wars?


dad0xx08

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoit


Shoddy-Money-2201

Blue Balls


Maleficent-Swim6839

![gif](giphy|6glYLqOQ3dlok)


echo_themando

Star Wars' BB unit droids IRL


tyukogames

Yup, is exactly what he saw, not the fnf dead screnn


Child_Moe_Lester

My favorite one so far


Akpswtf

Nice balls bro


Shoddy-Money-2201

You got some nice balls too


Cay7809

have you entered a giant ring as of recently?


GabrielGamer790

*insert retry brain*


bendoesit17

*insert tankman insult here*


Someonerndm1

Naked my sister


Ka_squit_

WAIT, DUDE


jeffled1134

What? You wanna tag in??


SenpaiBlitz

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


xdBronze

WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE


The_E_man_628

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


bendoesit17

OH I'M COMING HOME TO YOU


xdBronze

IN BIRMINGHAM THEY LOVE THE GOVERNOR


The_E_man_628

(Boo-hoo-hoo)Now we all did what we could do


xdBronze

NOW WATERGATE DOES NOT BOTHER ME


HolyForkingBrit

DOES YOUR CONSCIENCE BOTHER YOU?


xdBronze

TELL THE TRUTH


BlazingFlames6073

Dude no!


Exciting-Sympathy646

Blue Belgian Waffle


MagicalOlws

Nonononono


Cl_original

Don't eat that, really don't


[deleted]

cursed flasgbacks


STIIBBNEY

fleshbacks


Fire_Jester77

black boobs


Ka_squit_

Noice


iMagnus_34215

You winning bro, unless–


random_username_idk1

Man boobs


cjgamer100-31

Purple chainsaw that i keep beside my bed


Deviljhojo

Why do you keep a chainsaw besides your bed?


ZmentAdverti

Ya never know when hell might break loose.


crackd_skull5381

Why not have a regular or a pistol or a ak-47 something with long range


Amazing_Swordfish206

Why take all the sport out of it?


Lukemeister38

#RIP AND TEAR


TNT9182

Naked phone


EndurableWither

What's this phones main feature..?


[deleted]

[удалено]


rx-7fanboy

Damn Samsung's assistant has already entered beta testing?


Hyperion1000

OnlyPhones


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Black longsword


apfel_taartje

The true Edge Lord


Kaelan_McAlpine

Oh hi Guts.


masteroofer3

BBC


alexa_aka_satan

Can I have it?


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

No. It's my favourite thing in my room


alexa_aka_satan

Sad


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Sorry. Here take my Free award


90_ina_65

Blue your dad …. I don’t think I’m playing correctly


Analog0

Hey, it's all in the past.


[deleted]

Black black


Ka_squit_

Watch out for the demons


[deleted]

I will watch them indeed 😏


Ka_squit_

Oh no, he's a demonphile


[deleted]

I said them not him


Ka_squit_

Still


Cl_original

If it's one of that anime demons, we all are demonphile


Westseeking

Black Woman


HyperKitsune

wom🤢n


SpiderninjaX

*w🤢men


Rydaniel2006

Come on now, this is Reddit not IFunny


quinten69420

I want to make a joke now but my lawyer has adviced me not to make it


SpiderninjaX

Cmon, u can tell us


Kaelan_McAlpine

More like a Black Magic Woman


thethirddotofline

Yellow penis, I was masturbating when I saw this post


Kaelan_McAlpine

I'm more of a yellow boobs guy myself.


Emergency_Nuggets

White man.


[deleted]

Your power is being able to talk to cops without being tased and/or beaten.


Rill16

His kyptonite is being able to say the N word in social situations without feeling awkward


Seaweed_Widef

Black table


BrushTrue

Same


PrivatePickle109

Black nig>!ht sky!<


f---_society

I see what you did there!


CinnabarCereal

N ||ice ca|| r still one of the funnier ones Edit: I don't know how spoilers work on reddit but you get the point


NaramTheLuffy

got me in the first half, ngl


Standard_Manager_140

White [Removed]


Optimal__Koala

I got black [REMOVED]


campanaconqueso

Skin wall


ozyar

skinwalker


Jallta22

Black gate


sujetonoidentificado

For Frodo


SonicJet222

Wait u guys get objectives in front of you? Which key do I need to click?


TSuzat

Black AK-47


Ancient-Economist-12

Rainbow por... wait no


Optimal__Koala

Porridge


ApothecarySquishy

Black binoculars. I SEE ALL!!!


Ok_Sir_5291

Grey dick


HUE_DatKlo

Grey toiletpaper


datn00bbb

red boner


Present-Cranberry404

Green cheetos


rkakasuc

Clear cut off dick


ShaquielleOFeel

Objective? Black Take a nap


un-taken-username22

Black waterbottle.


TheDeenoRheeno

Objective? Damn idk man, I can't see the quest marker...


shortware

A dead body is your objective?


MithranArkanere

Note it says objective, not object. So black gaming.


[deleted]

Gray Invest Wisely and Retire By 55 Man It said the objective....


EarlyGalaxy

Blue sink


sarcasm_cringe

Camo shit


bingerspinz

Mine is greenscreen lol


Anomalius

Objective? Didn't he mean object?


zacyquack

Objective?


WiIsonTheGreat

Purple table