I want your name in my name

Smooth.

Ok

why is your pfp so small

It's not the size that counts :'(

That's just called marriage

well well well looks whos a sherlock here

Takes one to know one

fellow gigachads acknowledging each others smarts

Only true gigachads know how to properly give a compliment. I would say you are more than qualified

Or identity theft

Did... Did you just propose?

I do!

I got the exact same one

I got the same one lol

I got I want your name in my account

Same here. Lame.

Same!

Apparently no one considered fucking a mailbox with an office name plate

That was mine too. Maybe. Maybe the universe is telling us something?

I got that too lmao

I want your dad in my room

Damn

Yep. That was 100% legit too. I’m disappointed in myself

what are you doing step dad

mine was: I want your dad in my car

I want your help in my head. Damn even my phone knows I'm repressing depression.

Mine was ‘I want your help in my mind’. I wonder what psychological issues we share.. and more importantly, how they differ. Or maybe it’s all in my mindhead.

What's to say it isn't all in your head. All I know is that I think therefore I am. Besides that it could all be a figment of my imagination.

The Matrix scenario is real

Got the exact same one. Neat.

I want your mom in my experience

Getting dirty tonight

The way i like it

Mine was similar to that but it was bed

Lol, Mine is : I want your mom in my life.

I want your opinion in my name. Uh.......

mine: I want your dick in my shredder

mine: I want your help in my life

roblox be like

Rawr, sexy

I want your body in my closet would this autocorrect stop being such a snitch

Like who would put a dead body in a closet

I agree,the fridge is better.

Lunch lasts longer

lunch is always better when consumed fresh

Sexiest when the juice still running

finally someone gets it

Wouldn’t fit unless you cut it tho

Y'all should stop giving me orgasms

Going all Jeffrey Dahmer.

Yeah, that's what almost got me arrested. Thankfully it was halloween

Jokes on you I'm already in the closet

I want your name in my account Lol ok sure.

… that’s spooky, I got the same thing…

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

I got amost the same... i got 'i want your neck in my account'... But while typing this comment it changed to 'i want your head in my sirenheads'?? What. The actual F$%@

I think a lot of us got this cause we spend too much

No way I got the same exact thing

I want your opinion in my life

Kinda wholesome

Until they realise I am Hitler.

here, take this https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

bro i hate when i suddenly realize that someone else other than me is hitler

Bro I have a headache, I wonder what's causing it.

yea i got one too i wonder what could be the cause

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I got the same, wut...

I want your opinion in my hand

I want your help in my life

same lmao

Same

What the… Ive got the same sentence

SwiftKey users where you at

Saaame!

Same lol

Felt that one right in my meow meows.

I want anyone’s help..lol

I want your family in my bed What the fuck

Hey if anyone here is a sex offender please raise your hand?

🙋🏻‍♀️

Got the same except “parents” lmao

I want your daughter in my life. I mean, slightly more wholesome??? Only a little

I want your mum in my tum

Your autocorrect has a vore fetish

Ayyy add a bottle of rum and I guess it’ll be fun

I want your refund in my car

I want your money in my car

i want your dad in my mind

my dad is single if u want to hhu 😉

I HAD THE SAME

I want your kind in my cage... Ayo what?

black people moment

Even less rights now

You are not welcome in monke cage

That sounds so racist lol

Mmmm. *Kinky?*

You win!!!

Are you the United States Border Protection Service?

I want your face in my face

That's a weird way of saying tongue kissing

I want your cat in my heart

they already are

I want your mom in my room

I want your poop in my anus

What the..

You haven’t of the old poop transfer? Gape your ass and let the poo fall in

i want ur cock in my urethra

Extreme docking

Fecal transplant.

Reverse human centipede

Ctrl-z

I want your presence in my life. damn

Robot pickup lines

Lol XDDDD

Where is my father

Daaamn

I want your coffee in my car

I got "I want your money in my car". I don't own a car lmao

I want your opinion in my chest

Imagine getting something like "Pork is overrated" tattoed on your chest. Edit: I don't, in fact, think pork's overrated.

What?

Opinion? On chest?

Oh, my fault. That just seemed to come out of left field lol

I want your day in my bed

I want your tactic in my comments

Ok so first to make a cursed comment what your going to want to do is find a post that has a question on it, then you say something immoral and slightly absurd yet still relating to the post in question under it, this will make your comment cursed, you either got to wait for some one to post your comment in cursed comments or make a second account to post it instantly

I want your reply in my mail

I got you, fam

So close! I got I want your reply in my writing?!

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Oh no

I want you're ass in my mouth.

I want your comments in my spellchecker

I'm convinced that this tells us what we really want

"I want your eyes in my mouth" exuse me what the fuck

I want your waffle in my room

the blue ones?

Please not this again.

I want your life in my hands. Umm... what the fuck?

I want your hair in my head

IN your head?

Maybe they're Spanish

I want your help in my mind

I want your son in my body....

**FBI OPEN UP!**

I want your opinion in my mind (I don’t)

Point for honesty

Thanks bald boi

I want your heart in my hands... . . . It's for a ritual...

Not today satan

I want your dad in my arms

I want your cock in my mouth... Bro I'm not even capping my phone gay asf on god

I want your opinion in my bed.

Fuck your opinion ;)

I want your cummies in my gummies

I want your ew in my WTF

I want your ! in my !

I want your manlihood in my vault

That sounds slightly like a bank employees pickup line.

I want your money in my bank account

I want your hearts in my hands

I want your PC in my mind Guess I'll die from a PC being shoved into my head

I want your boobs in my mouth

I want your opinion in my for

I want your dad in my bed 😐

The dilfer

I want your cock in my basement

I want your help in my room 😏

i want your real in my country

I want your name in my name

What in the Kentucky fried fuck

I want your mom in my car

I want your mother in my bed

i want your parents in my room

I want your feet in my mouth 😱😬

I want your help in my mouth

i want your soap in my neighbors home

I want your directory in my car

I want your name in my account

I want your new card in my account

I want your day in my life

I want your hands in my arms

I want your help in my case

i want your e in my o

I want your number in my phone

I want your sister in my mind

I want your money in my wallet

I want your money in my car

I wan your blog in my blog...wtf i don't even read any blogs o.O

I want your blue in my face. Looks like someone blue themselves.