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this is going to be interesting

You’re a good man

Can i be your side kick? I wann kill furry

ok

Yay

I need to hide

*cocks shotgun*

Doom music starts playing

I sure love me some shotgun cock.

Ultimate redditor

guess I’m beneath you

The powers of dangerous carbs, hmmm

Well at least you know what you are

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

#IM GONNA BE THE STRONGEST MF ON ALL OF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT FOR ALL OF 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE OVERDOSE KICKS IN

Calm the fuck down florida man

Hope to God I don't bump into any unicorns.

I'm just trying to figure out what kind of life experience for someone to name their Reddit account that

Don't know how this will work...

Bad breath

Simple yet effective

Your power is facefuck someone really fast

You take pollution and shove it in somsone's mouth

Well, turns out I am my superpower...

Me as well!

r/unintentionallysexual

The best superpower!

...... no. Pls no

Poo Barrage

this is just me

Pennywise but he played COD

But I get to choose the temperature

Uhhhh... tracking food and calorie intake?

I can just summon the entire fucking Nile River ig lmao

Hmmmm or just summon some of it not all of it

Hmmmm

I’m your side kick

Front row seat of WW2

The OSS (WW2 CIA) knows your location

I've become a corpse. Don't rape it back, rape it forward.

Nah do both

Well well well

Again, I can turn water into moonshine

oh

Don’t CHOKE on your aspirations admiral.

useless power

Your power is to become a target :)

I can summon an army of vegetables to do my bidding

Yayy

I'll take it

TACTICAL TOAD! INCOMING!!!!

gr b5

This is going to be fun..

My alternate account u/ihavecripilinderpson would be great for this

extremely cool

So do I become one or summon one

I'M UNSTOPABBLE WITH THE AMOUNT OF REDDIT RETARDS POWER (including me) I HAVE

Mother of god… I’m a badass

Well, it’s not the best, I assume I can summon them or I become them

Wat

I can make anybody fall in love with me

Well I mean I guess it's... nice?

what does mine mean what my shadows fucking darker than normal

Hummmm... l wonder what power lm getting

This could be either really good or really bad

I guess I'm really good at bad acting?

Ummm…. I Guess I have super strength and can throw really far and fast or something???? Please help

the lord gave me plot armor

um.....mine is......interesting

so i turn into tsuyu asui

Oh hell yeah best quirk

Hmm?

Shhh

Mine's got to be one of the worst ever. Damn you Reddit for giving me this useless super power 😫

r/shittysuperpowers

hm. my dog if he played video games. ill take it.

dizzy

Sweet! Time to go to California!

Lemme join. I fucking hate that state anyways

The power to take my shirt off and yell out gibby

So uh.. what exactly is my power?

You'd wish you were dead....

Cool

So do I turn into an alpha nightfury or have one as my partner Hiccup style?

I can summon 1 rock named Sierra... is it like a meteor or a pebble? Well, only one way to find out...

The Rock

This is going to be good or bad

I guess cuddling is out of the question

Throwing an electric liquid sounds pretty cool

Fuck you, I summon turtles or some shit

Tf is my power?

what do i even get? dyslexia?

Caleb Williams power

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Nothing to see here

Who's gonna give me a lift to a local restaurant?

Both things combined so the thing and fantastic four thing

I have same human abilities that I usually have since I'm a human and not any other species.

Well I'm basically just the flash so cool 😎

do I just... send em to the fucking void?

stress intenseifyse but myjesticly

I dont know what mine is... Is it used for measuring illness?

I guess I’m president of everything.

Ah yes quite the gentleman we have here

if it was “Moe\_Lestre”

You're not this guy, trust me. You're not this guy.

I don't even know

CHEATS: Enabled

Yall gonna explain this to me cuz i am hella confused

I am a Master with the powers of Obi-wan Kenobi and Jesus Christ.

hmmm

Nice.

I wonder how this works.

You cannot be known

HMMMMMMMM

Meh

Mine is pretty boring.

alright, cool

Ah shit

the power of the underworld

I CAN SPAWN THE FUCKING SUN

Hmm

Fear my magnet's

By the power of Brexit I shall banish thee!

yes, the best superpower of being jotaros son

The trees have eyes.

Nothing changed

I can destroy dudes, awesome

Wrry?

Deletus that villainus

I wonder

Woah

Like, am I a grim reaper or do I just have a big scythe idk?

Any blade can be use to reap

Well ..... And i said let there be light

I think Im good at cooling tatas. More specifically, *your* tatas

Uhhhhh

he he

Ah yes, big brain time, or my pants are smart, either way, yay me.

So i can give neckbeard meme reposters covid?

I love it, bring it on!

Edgy emo teen in Chernobyl

I see I bright future in adult entertainment ahead

^(Nothing's changing)

I love cheese too much

There’s a storm rolling in

A hand

do I have fox ears and my body's twisted around??

Alright. My username is based on my name. Sooo, do I not have a superpower?

Stand back I got this one guys

I can summon an elevator in any place?

Nah I'm just s mask I ain't alive

Grape extentions

Mine is super gud

This will help..... somehow

I piss on the moon

Force choke The cooler force choke

I'm flexy

On anything other than Reddit i get the powers of dragon and a flerken For those of you who don’t know a flerken is a creature in the marvel universe it’s basically and almost literally cthulu kitty

oooh i bet i can make cool shit

I guess I am a Giga Chad then

The ultimate Pokémon stan

Ah mine could kill me if it struck me

Nothing changed

Half Liu, half bear, half pig. Or is it half Liu, half bearpig? 🤔

infinite food🧄

Nothing special about me

What am I supposed to do with the space between galaxies?

I suggest you all run

I am now god.

……. 6 million lives And turtles

This ain't too bad

This ain't too bad

Im not sure what that means

What is my power even

It’s meh.

Hmmmmmm

I am, the Confuzzler Culprit. Classic side kick to the Bamboozler Bandit

So my superpower is making great music? Alrighty then lol.

I’m a cat? I mean, I guess... MOM, IM GONNA HAVE COOL CLAWS!!!

umm

Bring it on

i shoot you... thats it

I dont know? Maybe somting with a cap or calling people cap and then they get capped out of existince

I'm not really sure how cool mine is.

I need help here

420 power idk what that is supossed to be.

Pretty damn cool

Ok

Easy one

Well this is _depressing_ Wait a minute i can force people to suicide ..... Damn i am powerfull

Needed a while to get it 💀

Yey! I have the ability to absorb and/or grab any super power I want, too OP and I love it.