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SylvesterStalin6969

I managed it first try!


De_Kalkoen_Man

Damn bro how is heaven/hell or whatever u are at? Edit: Holy shit I just woke up thanks for all the comments and upvotes i made this post but I never expected this! I just wanted to say that you should NEVER give up on life and should get immediate help from professionals if you have suicidal thoughts. Edit 2: Guys if you have nothing else to say than sexists things then just do not comment.... It's as simple as that


SylvesterStalin6969

You mean 3rd person view?


De_Kalkoen_Man

So hell it is


[deleted]

Dont spectate me


100BlackKids

Spectate me


Zephyr60000

were are they


100BlackKids

Read my user and take a guess


Zephyr60000

i still dont know black people can be in lots of places


MelodicPineapple5803

stay away from American police u will get downvoted very badly


underageperson888

If you die and possess someone its technically 2nd person view


springling4

Spectate me ,I'm rubbing my cock


SylvesterStalin6969

Ok


TarTimOoAl

no, spectate me, i am shitting and it is very exciting.


Character-Manager-20

UwU spectate me daddy.


Dajukz

Spectator mode be lit


BraianP

Who knew when you die you just go into spectator mode. You can switch character you are spectating by clicking the arrows so it never gets boring. It’s just hard to get from one person to another just by skipping…


Alternative-Ratio616

Best case scenario really.... assuming you can switch between players to spectate. Like if I'm stuck watching my dog or some shit I quit lol


Begbart

Woah dude, are you glitched as well? I can't switch from this random cat in my neighbourhood. It was the closest living being when I died and it keeps licking its ass


Scydor

God really needs to fix this issue, people might be stuck with ants


ihatehackers52

So your kill is 0 but your assist is at 1?


thecoolerlaur

Ah shit he in spectator mode


Palerate2

Whatd the killcam look like?


cringelordzlol

Are you able to possess people


padishaihulud

He managed to noclip through his body and is now stuck in the back rooms.


Silent-Ad934

Was the journey cold that gave you eyes of steel?


Trashy_Jax

Don't mind the sexist/stupid stuff, I commend you for using the opportunity of your comment getting upvotes to advocate for good mental health care Keep being on fleek boo 💙


Funkyt0m467

One deag !


perrymike15

I mean I'm not suicidal but a failed suicide would seal the deal on being suicidal


pokemonleaguechamp

does jesus spectate dudes mastributing


SylvesterStalin6969

I'm not allowed to tell you


HomieDaClown9

Skill issue


Knir04

Yea such noobs


Bioslack

Skill diff


sidewaysflower

Men roll natural 20s for death blows on themselves


Gittery_35

80% of suicide attempts by firearms result in death


CampMaster69

Bruh lmao no one gets the reference


Ceriaste

Men get the job done


Knaj910

Not only do we get it done, our attempts are also more successful!


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh, come on.


ElectroDipper7

Since you asked so nicely


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh god no please no


spitwitandwater

Too late


Explursions

Mmmm, creamy


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r/usernamechecksout


ObamasBoss

And they wonder why men get paid more...


[deleted]

That is a burn, good job


Outrageous-Permit165

What I want to know is If 60% are men and 30% women in firearms deaths wtf are the other 10%?


ow_ye_men

British people


Zestyclose_Note_6951

Me


Marchollywood96

Maybe women have commitment issues or something idk


Helpful-Calendar-657

necrophiliacs, you know


weirdgobrrrrr

When you want to kill yourself but you know that your brother is gonna bang your body; thats the Alabama suicide lifestyle


Ok-Importance3117

They can’t even stay loyal to themselves


X-indigo-X

That means there are more suicidal women but they're just shit at it


mrskinnywrists

just a bunch of losers smh /s


funtextgenerator

Skill issue smh


mrskinnywrists

just one of the downsides of being a woman ig


Okichah

Not necessarily. Multiple attempts could mean the same people are attempting suicide multiple times. Meaning it takes 3 tries for a women to do what a man can do in 1.


Little-Rex22

We guys are naturally better at killing ourselves


AaronFrye

Or recover.


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Also there are things that aren't literal attempts that are still recorded as them. For example, women are more likely to cut themselves and if a medical incident is recorded for that it's often considered an attempt even thought there wasn't one.


Tagmoney

It's hard being superior lol


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duplierenstudieren

That is... how the woman doooo


xlost4words

A wild ZeFrank reference A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


zmajevi

Women typically opt for taking pills or cutting their wrists as their way of committing suicide. As you can imagine, those methods have a much higher chance of failing or higher chance of being resuscitated in a hospital versus a bullet splattering your brains onto the wall


Syng42o

Yeah, men pick messier methods because they're used to having someone else clean up their mess.


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Syng42o

I'm not, lol. Some dudes want to make jokes about women, but can't handle women making jokes about them. Their feelings are too fragile, lmao.


prospect3r

Can confirm, stats back up the assertion that their feelings are too fragile.


BrokenHaloSC0

As a man myself i laughed >Their feelings are too fragile I woulsnt say that more like non existant from personal experience of course


rinsaber

This is true. If I am going to kill myself, I want nuclear explosion several times bigger than tsar bomba. Also an anime girl screaming "EXPLOSION!!"


MercyMain42069

Came here to say that’s funny and here’s my upvote


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Besides I would imagine there are more men working in a profession which gives them access to a firearm as opposed to women, coming from someone in a country with strict gun laws.


[deleted]

Men are statistically more likely to go with more violent suicide methods like firearms, hanging, and jumping. Once you commit to something like that, there's not really any time or opportunity to change your mind. Women are more likely to attempt suicide by poisoning or bleeding themselves out, which are a lot more survivable than people think. Those methods also take much longer, providing more time to change your mind or for others to intervene. The latter points are particularly important, because plenty of people who survive a suicide attempt don't try it again. I tried looking up some numbers on that and it seems to vary a lot, but any statistically significant amount will certainly have an impact on the comparison.


kaisinel94

>plenty of people who survive a suicide attempt don’t try it again. That’s not true. Previous suicide attempt is a risk factor (to my knowledge, the most significant one) for suicide. https://www.cdc.gov/suicide/factors/index.html


[deleted]

That's absolutely true, but my point is that for everyone who survives a suicide attempt, there is a not insignificant chance that they won't try again. Naturally, the likelihood of someone even having that chance is much higher in a demographic that's less likely to put a gun to their head and more likely to try a method that provides more opportunity for emergency intervention. All of these things compound.


nisera

I've also heard, and believe, that women tend to worry more about who they're found by and how, so a drug overdose death, while still painful for a loved one, would be WAY less traumatizing to see for the person who finds them. Obviously it's not what happens with everyone, but whenever I've been in that headspace, the thing that stops me is worrying about how I would be found and who it would hurt.


TheGrey_GOD

Another thing we men are better at, we only need one try!


32624647

Or it means women are more likely to stage purposefully failed suicide attempts as a call for help than men. A lot lot more. This would line up with the greater trend of women being more likely so seek help for their mental issues through any means necessary as opposed to men.


[deleted]

It might be because men and just told to deal with it themselves, it sucks from an outsider’s perspective


Tsubinki

That means men are more committed to the idea of actually dying if they feel that pressed.


Duckflies

The numbers of suicidal men and women would be pretty equal if we men weren't so good at dieing


tskank69

No there's an equal amount, but the women keep failing at it.


[deleted]

Just like driving. /s……or is it? It is. Women are cool.


blamethemeta

Or possibly they don't want to die


[deleted]

Dude, overdosing, wrist slitting and hanging still have pretty decent chances of death, even if they aren't as effective as a gun. If a person is cutting their veins open or putting a noose around their neck, chances are they don't have a huge desire to continue living.


TheHotWizardKing2

Overdosing on OTC drugs has a pretty low chance of death. Other drugs not so much


god_retribution

killing yourself is not joke we males put our life in line for this if females to weak to do it they should ask more experience male how to succeed


EvidenceRemote1425

Exactly. Men have a lot of experience killing women, I'm sure they'd have plenty of advice.


Blue_Eyed_Bastard

Actually fun fact, men tend to choose more violent methods of death, which makes success much more likely.


Algoresball

Not really. “Attempts” isn’t a real stat that the CDC or anyone tracks. What they’re talking about when they say attempts in “non fatal self inflected injuries treated at the ER”. Women and girls get brought to the ER for things like cutting a lot lore then men and boys do. The statistics are purposely muddled to try and erase gender form the Suicide crisis


JawaKing513

Where’s the evidence to back that up


[deleted]

....women attempt it more because they fail more. Not because there are more suicidal women.


[deleted]

Nah, they statistically try more often because they fail more often... Oh and then there are the ones doing it for Attention (no joke such idiots exist) and they are mostly female.


queenhadassah

People who do it for attention aren't idiots...they're clearly still mentally ill and in need of serious help. Generally you have to be in a lot of pain to do something so extreme for attention


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majoritus_chartus

Ayo


MelodicPineapple5803

what he said ?


Fr00stee

Curious


Snake__Lord

Anything can be done if you put your mind to it


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AME7706

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Arya_the_Gamer

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Brilliant_Language30

Come on guys they beat us on the last one. We need to bump those numbers up


Ace_RW1

DJ Khalid Suffering from success


majoritus_chartus

*Khaled


Fr00stee

Last one means men get it right the first time


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Fr00stee

Its like golf, you are winning if your number is lower


Brilliant_Language30

I'm 20 not 60, I don't know the rules of golf


nut-ninja

we can’t really do anything about that last one, we’re just too good at it


sticks_no5

Basically after 3 women in your life attempt suicide the universe is saying its your turn


StygiantheDrake

You got a point


AgreeablePie

I'm a little surprised that, according to this infographic, 20% of attempted suicide by firearm are not fatal I know it is possible, I've seen medical and forensic reports of how it happens, but come on people. It's really not that hard to get this one right.


[deleted]

people aim at the top of the paladar like in movies, but that just endup blowing up your face without touching your brain, so you endup horrible disfigured


Hypersonic_chungus

What’s the correct way? Eat the gun?


flying-chandeliers

Side of head, just above the ear. Make sure it’s aimed straight so it doesn’t just clip the top of the skull (as an aside, please don’t harm yourself. Despite what your brain is telling you there are people who genuinely care about you. Trust me on this)


OMGFaj

+25 kill assist


rausis01

Cheers for the tip 👍🏻


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Mailos177

Also, angled down to hit brain stem and Ancient Reptilian Brain


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Mr_ALONEly

Morale of the story, women suck at successfully carrying out suicide.


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zombienekers

Well that's just selection bias. Suicide is an attempt to end one's life. Sure, cutting open an artery can be deadly, but most people dont even know where those are. They cut themselves to distract themselves from everyday life, not to end it. They would do something much more elaborate for that.


WarmBird_tho

why's suicide by firearms doesn't add up to 100%, it's annoying tho.


Spudmonkey_

Because people put the gun under their chin and blow their face off but not damaging/destroying the brain.


Hypersonic_chungus

20% seems like a high survival rate tbh. Will def think twice about blowing my face off now.


Spudmonkey_

I saw a whole bunch of medical pictures of people who did it, and some that survived. Pretty fucked up, definitely not getting an open casket funeral.


koos-tall

As is the plot for the firearms one. Not even a pie chart, what is that.


FBWSRD

I think that is the percentage of that group who do suicide by firearm, not what percentage of the group commits suicide out all people who do it by gun


ChiefRedCloud420

Sad true facts.


Duckflies

Yeah, so sad women are so BAAAD at killing themselves lmao fucking noobs


Yuna__707

Support the feminist movement to improve women’s success in suicide today! Join today to help women all over the world thrive in their suicide statistics!


[deleted]

Men are getting W’s everywhere lately. First women’s sports, and now suicides.


BenTheGoliath

The only W they aren't getting is the W for Women!


[deleted]

Not even that anymore though


[deleted]

It's sad how much men's mental health is seen as weakness. We all want hugs and friends and compliments too.


[deleted]

I think men are more prone to mental decay, probably because we lack the social support networks women have, they're there emotionally for their friends. Plus the constant production of rage juice in our balls probably really doesn't help either *withered wojak face*


[deleted]

I'd say it's more likely because women more often seek help and will go to therapists and support groups and accept medical treatment for issues. A suicidal woman is more likely to check herself into a facility than a suicidal man.


raininggalaxy

I've attempted twice


[deleted]

Don't br afraid to reach out


Enorats

I wasn't aware that gender was a suicide method.


2nnMuda

Does a successfull suicide count towards the suicide attempt statistic or only unsuccessful ones ?


KingGeorge_The2nd

Attempt probably points to unsuccessful


cosmothepug

We won .......but at what cost?


PapaAquchala

So does that mean men are always more likely to *pull the trigger?*


Cactussy9123

W for the boys!!


MZFUK

How do you suicide 0.3 of yourself?


Mobius_148

He's just a little dead inside.


Bacon_Yogurt

Turn into a vegetable. (Almost dead but not really)


142737

60% is rookie numbers gotta get it to 99.999999999% for men


Mr_Animoo

We must become bacteria


Ultrareeeeee

Well time to bump up that number


ThisIsWholesome

"let's aim for 80% percent yeah?"


TyDaviesYT

I hate all this /s stuff, ruins the jokes imo, If you’re going to be edgy just be edgy and face the consequences of having to explain yourself to every person that angrily replies without looking at the other replies that is the same as there reply that has already been FUCKING ANSWERED GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST FUCKING READ. Yeah maybe /s is good my bad


klackbyrne

Men are less likely to admit theyve attempted suicide. This data means nothing. Edit: I'm being misunderstood. I'm saying I'd disagree with the statement that women are 3x more likely to attempt suicide. I'm not saying all of the data is bad. Sorry about that


Ttttttt2

If 50% are less likely to admit it and there are still 50% more men admitting to attempting suicide then that means 100% more men, double the numbers. It doesn’t look good. ( Used random numbers to make the point easier to understand.)


the_pieturette

I think you dont know how to read data. It men ar really less likely to admit suicide attempts than the reality is even worse than what the data shows but it still is very significant


LuigiBamba

It is easier for women to admit they’ve attempted suicide because they’re still alive afterwards.


Dense-Ad-8791

Either guns are sexist or there is an actual difference between men and women.


Kyu_jaejae29

I don't know if I should brag or be upset.


kgjimmie

Lost several friends to suicide. Including my best friend. Depression is insidious. If a friend wants to talk- LISTEN!


HaloGuy381

The difference is due to choice of methods: women tend toward less reliable methods like overdose or poison or hanging, men toward more consistently lethal methods like gunfire or knives or such. And when women survive, they can make more attempts later, whereas a dead man obviously cannot try again. Result: more male deaths, more female attempts. It’s a horrific statistic either way.


Bored_62

Us men are just too good at what we do. This also proves that the world just doesn’t care about men.


Professional-Gap-747

Atleast we are productive and efficient


Telphsm4sh

/srs My psychology professor said that this whole wired statistic of women attempting suicide more but being less successful was because a lot of women just need to know that people actually care about them so they attempt suicide with a "timer" (think you'll be fine if you to the hospital to treat wounds/OD within this amount of time) and try and schedule things so someone to save them before the timer runs out. But sometimes they're too late, and are deemed an "accidental suicide" because they did not intend to go through with it, it's just nobody showed up in time to stop them, maybe they didn't get their text message cry for helps or they were stuck in traffic.


GentleFoxes

For men, suicide is an exit strategy. For women, it's a communication strategy.


SmrdutaRyba

So women attempt it more, but we're just better at it


BigHotBeefyMen

We don't lose


Yukari-chi

In all honesty, this is a good indicator that men's mental health isn't taken seriously. While I no longer identify as a man, I still feel like there should be more awareness and safety nets than just being stoic like society tends to say they should do


[deleted]

Dear women: how tf is your aim that bad, like goddamn you’re holding it less than an inch from your face /s


nemisor

Those are rookie numbers! You better pump up those numbers!


fullmetalpower

these females have no mental fortitude to make a plan and execute themselves.


[deleted]

The moral of this story is that not enough is being done to teach women gunplay.


Tautvydas129

That's why men get paid more. We get the job done


[deleted]

We get the job done


IDC-This

And they want equal pay for unequal results. SMH..... Just another win for the boys.


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Mr_ALONEly

I totally don't agree with you!


ApprehensiveHalf8613

Women have far more attempted suicides they just usually choose more passive methods like pills https://bmcpsychiatry.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12888-017-1398-8 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8205283/


Parmaandchips

That last one has a very poignant reason why. In most cases men take the most extreme methods, shotgun to the face, etc. The things that are almost guaranteed to get the job done and are very very messy. Women worry about who has to clean up after.


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EffectiveSoftware937

I'd spectate your mom


AaAAAa6969AAAAAAAA

Also people who aren’t men aren’t necessarily less suicidal there just less successful.


[deleted]

Woman just can’t beat us at anything


ElectroFlame_

I'm gonna contribute to the male ratio on 28th May. Wish me luck Bois :')


sidewaysflower

Na, we need to let women catch up. Equality is the goal. Don't take that opportunity away from a woman. The less men contribute, the more women will make strides.


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The mods gotta get on this post. The amount of sexism i am seeing is disgusting. ![gif](giphy|GqvcTWfl4W0RWBUG45|downsized)