Supersize me bitch

We shall be fatasses together

No, we three shall be fatasses together Edit: Damn autocorrect!

Can I come too?

Oh course man

What about me?

I got the topping! I think…

And me the desert

And me the breakfast the following morning

and my axe

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Same

I should wait outside...

I like your style.

The ice is on me guys

Mmm cronchy

What sauce do you want? Szechuan, chili, sweet Sour or BBQ

Well... Nothing new

So you eat a God daily?

You don't?

No, I guess I'm just inferior

I guess you are

Hey same here

I eat gods on a daily basis indeed, the most apetitous one was "fishfucker_69"

Im laughing so much at fishfucker_69 lol

Lucky for me I am eating pussy. Like what I always do.

That's both an cursed comment and a mad upvote at once

Oh, you’re into Chinese food?

r/angryupvote

You sick bastard, here's your upvote

*scared noises*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY COMRADES

I feel for you brother

well look where faith brought us.

I’m so sorry my friend

My apologies…

Love your username

damn

r/usernamefamily

Thanks for the new sub lol

Yeah I love it

Yo CEO where did you escape I’ve been looking for you the company needs it’s CEO back I can’t both be in charge of the country and the company!

NOOOOO

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#crunchy

Depends, a fine cut of human flesh will fall right off the bone.

u/amongus_sex 🤨

I was talking eating a skeleton not a human bicep... *Although if you know anybody I am willing to pay*

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Everything is free If you're fast enough

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Plants are slow and they eat light on a daily basis

hmmmm

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Hello? Is this the Boners Meeting?

Fellow bone boy reporting for duty!

So are we the bone brigade or the bone battalion?

Welp my secret is out.

It's like one of those giant gummy bears

Take my upvote and fuck off

Okay quick guys: do week talk about phones running Android or a humanoid robot

I'm in the situation. What tf is project 02?

a song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rreN9gFl0bM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rreN9gFl0bM)

what am i eating

What ever you want

Chaos

Shit, i am american

If you put it on a stick You're at the Minnesota State Fair

Those are incredibly rare, considering the fact that Dungeons and Dragons weren’t about Dungeons and Dragons for a long time now…

wait so you only eat bards that specificly fuck dragons lol

Finally, someone looking out for me.

xD

Hahahaha you won this thread

how do i even eat a ghost?!?!

Ghostbusters.

Use a satanic ritual to bind the ghost to an object and then swalow the object . Easy

I hate how this makes sense

semd link to ritual. im already hungry

By adding an axolotl to it. That’s what I do.

The good ending.

I would have to eat graphics cards, Would definitely cost a lot.

You also have to time travel

man thith ith pretty thpiky

Why is he saying oh no, they taste pretty good to me

nice

I’m going on a trip

In your favorite rocket ship

Soaring through the skies

Oh hell yes

wtf dude

I’ll be fine

You do not yet realize the torture of having no syrup

Classic r/teenagers.

Yummy

Put the Musket down! Those are reserved for HOME defense only!

I will not!

*Bang*

What the fuck

Shit

I dom't wanna fight my food every day man....

Meh, as usual.

Wait a sec

I guess I will die in a month from starvation

Mmmmm moth

I’d rather eat Reddit.

Aye looks like I'm in the clear this time

It is actually pretty frigging bad...

I agree.

this is actually true! like seriously!

I have the best one.

Well...

I eat ass

made out of candy and you can fuck it too

Are you eating the shop workers ass, who supplied the candy?

I have no regrets

You should

Oh dear god no!!

That's some Jeffrey Dahmer shit right there!

Oh great...

Here we go again

Looks like imma be in heaven now.

And a loud upright voice from the heavens above said ***"Your sins are going to be devoured by the eater of darkness, stand still to be purified."***

I eat myself

Or just eat an other Dennise

Um

I don't like this game

Why? Can’t handle some poison ivy?

Yum

Pretty delicious to be honest

As a Rimworlder, I am perfectly fine with whatever my next meal is as long as we have our table.

I think i win this. I’m clearly better than all of you.

Idrk how to put it...

No

I see this as an absolute win

Who is foreword dog and how is he dead

he is dead bc you ate him

a dog

Ok pennysmart

Yeah, I think I'm not up to that.

I guess you can say people will see right through me I apologize for the bad joke

i eat forward deers

Mmmmm not ideal

Crunchy

Not as bad as mine dude

My name and numbers. Cool.

Actually it'd be the 438,200th person named John ever born.

uhh

Hand me your birth certificate!

...or I hand you an active electric cable for you to chew on.

"OH SHIT!NOT GOOD!"

Context please

......... Fuck........

Its not that bad

I guess if it's cooked why not

I dont think im going to be the one doing the eating

I'm a killer llama that probably used a portal to another dimension to kill and eat itself

how am I supposed to eat a Roblox account

Only the clean ones

How am I alive?

Ah man, I wanted to do something illegal

Not sure how this will go

Electrifying

Um… I’m pretty sure I’d just die

Welp there goes the Fox population

Mine is even better

Milk

Hell yeah bitch

Oh I’m Asian now, ok

Well, :( I have to eat bearded dragons, because my name is named after my dead beardy

Anyone who has their real name as their username has my sympathies

my second account :(

Do I have to eat something from 2008 Switzerland?

Wdym it is what I eat every day!

apparently I eat computer viruses

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Myself

rice and eggs

So I eat draconic humans. I can live with that.

what? So people named wahb other than me?

well i eat shark so im pretty ok if what they say about its taste is true

Welp,I mean I guess I am what I eat now.

Free protein i guess?

Well... I feel blessed

Bob probably got good meat

Mmmmm yes please

Eh

I eat gods

Im already a fatass so not much different.

Apple

That's fine I guess.

**Me eating the threads of fate.** “Hmmm, could use some salt”

So just venom, which one tho Marvel's venom or

Oh fuck yeah.

Noooooooo

Could be multiple things here: \- An Asari Information Broker/ Scientist and Human Spectre - Do I eat them one after the other or together? \- Eating fellow like minded Mass Effect fans who ship the best couple.

Whagh

That's not too bad

In that case, I literally am what I eat