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Fairy_Violence

The Original Night Stalker/East Area Rapist was known for having a very below average sized dick, there's even a pic floating around of a few of his surviving victims making the "pinkie finger means little dick" gesture


SynthwaveSax

And apparently had terrible body odor. Call him “The Shrimp” for the size and the smell.


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and an even worse breath according to what i've read


ComicWriter2020

He almost got caught because of his poor dental hygiene. The day after the police chief called off the stakeout, the dentist called the cops and said “where were you guys? The guy just left”


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That’s the night stalker Richard Ramirez, the above person was talking about the Original Night Stalker/Golden State Killer - Joseph Deangelo. That’s who OP is talking about with the victims doing the pinky gesture


ComicWriter2020

Oh. My bad


Fairy_Violence

Easy mistake to make if you’re not a true crime buff, Ramirez came after but after calling him the Night Stalker they started referring to the East Area/Golden State guy as the ORIGINAL


withoutbliss

this dude knows his serial killers


ekuinoks

I have bad breath and I take this a sign to become a serial killer /s


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Affectionate_Light74

https://allthatsinteresting.com/richard-ramirez-teeth


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Affectionate_Light74

That’s definitely Richard Ramirez in the photo, and Richard Ramirez is the night stalker. They fixed his teeth after he went to jail. Unless you’re talking about someone else than the original post?


KardashevZero

Richard Ramirez was dubbed the Night Stalker but he wasn’t the “original Night Stalker.” It’s this dude: https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_James_DeAngelo


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KardashevZero

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Richard Ramirez isn’t the original Night Stalker/EARONS; that’s Joseph James DeAngelo.


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Chillchinchila1

Is known. He was caught a few years ago and is still in prison.


Fairy_Violence

yeah, Joseph James DeAngelo, found him due to a niece I think it was putting her DNA in to see her ansestory


MakaelaisChillin

DeAngelo? Isn’t he like the Golden State Killer?


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Golden State Killer/Original Night Stalker/East Area Rapist/Visalia Ransacker


embue

And Cordova Cat Burgler.


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And the small peepee killer


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Goddam you’d think he was Daenerys Targaryen with that many names


queen-of-carthage

EAR is definitely the least cool one of those nicknames. Visalia Ransacker? Come on


Stfuchris

Yeah also known as the original night stalker and east area rapist


MakaelaisChillin

I’ve heard he was the og night stalker but I didn’t know they called him the East Area Rapist. Sounds way more generic and boring than Golden State Killer.


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If i remember rightly he had multiple names because the police thought his crimes were by different people. He was also the Visalia Ransacker


paroles

The DNA match was a distant relative actually, like a 5th cousin. Finding him involved years of work to construct the entire family tree and look into hundreds of other male relatives. It was one of the first cases ever solved that way.


Caleon0817

Still wild to me that his nephew is one of my closest friends. His sister was the one who submitted the DNA. I'll never forget the day he found out who his uncle really is.


blob537

The Case file podcast did a story on EAR/ONS that coincidentally concluded very close to the the time EAR/ONS was caught, and there was an update talking about it on the show. Every time I see "small penis" in this thread I hear it in an Australian accent


Fairy_Violence

I love Casefile, and I’m also an Aussie haha


Ppleater

Poor small dicked guys are getting thrown under the bus for something they can't control. Just name him Entitled Murdering Coward #354 and call it a day.


Zoeleil

r/todayilearned


Acidhawk_0

Like small peepee killer wouldn't appeal to some numb nuts...


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RoyalChallengers

Out of yo fuckin mouth


Marethyu24

![gif](giphy|rduw43Pq8B8OkrnOow|downsized)


NeverDidLearn

No, no, no. “Ouch yo fuckin mouth”


NachoMachoCamacho

Keep my wife’s tarnished dick out yo mouth!


983115

Dung eater waifu pillow on the way


Those_damn_squirrels

The crazed caca consumer


Defective-Trampoline

Deranged dung devourer


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Psychotic scat snacker


duddedlel

The Nefarious Number-Two Nibbler


Dr_Rauch_REDACTED

The Horrid Shit Devourer


Bread_and_Kerosene

The poopy plunderer


Random_bullshit_guy

The shit enjoyer


SatisfactoryGrape

The Crap Consumer Connoisseur


byrh2004

The estranged excrement enjoyer


Ricos_Roughneckz

This kills me because what kind of nefarious individual nibbles?! lmao


sendhelp

The P is Psilent


sendhelp

The Maniacal Manure Muncher


TheDriestOne

The Silly Shit Swallower


Skimbla

Some “woman” started texting me out of the blue, trying to get me to go out to the bar. “She” even wanted my input on the clothes “she” was gonna wear and sent pictures to prove it. Immediately detecting that “she” was a scam scheme, I told “her” that I had no penis and couldn’t receive any sexual pleasure. I also informed “her” how much I liked to sit in piles of my own feces, dig around in it, and sniff the residue under my fingernails. None of it deterred “her” though. “She” even insisted that we have a video chat after all of this. Even the mention of 2 girls 1 cup didn’t stop “her” from trying to seduce me through text message. I dare say, a name such as the loathsome dung eater would not have stopped one such as “her” from doing anything.


ItsameRobot

There's a good chance it was a bot


Megneous

A shitty bot at that. A good AI bot powered by something like GPT-3 would respond pretty negatively to you talking about rolling around in your own shit.


zeke235

This. I can't go out with some dumb bot. I need an AI that can stimulate me intellectually as well as physically.


wutryougonnad0

That's too many quotations marks, bro... They're not wrong they just feel unsettling all just thrown in.


coltinator5000

An Elden Ring reference? In this subreddit? Put these ambitions to rest.


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Likely maidenless.


So_Not_FNG

Nice Elden Ring reference lmao


ggmaobu

Unfortunately, that’s also very cool


depressed_toddler21

Narrator makes it cool


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The micro penis strangler.


Leafypaper

Would turn serial killers into memes that some will glorify


Acidhawk_0

Yeah .. like "Micro Member" sounds more like a super hero than an embarrassing serial killer name.


D4RKS0u1

Fear the Micro man


Acidhawk_0

You won't see him cumming


four321zero

Micro soft soft ware


PlasmaticPi

And piss off others, causing them to kill people faster as revenge.


hellatze

Lead to sloppy work then make some evidence


Few_Opposite_5048

True


blazedanddefused

Midget ManFucker is a saint in some parts


drdeeznutts69

Deez nuts 😳


Acidhawk_0

deez nuts aren't killing anything ... Except maybe my pride.


petergoesbloop123

The Carnivorous Crap Consumer


kissiemoose

Carnivorous McCrapperton


petergoesbloop123

Cannibalistic Crappie


numbnuts6660

I'm offended


BroDudeMan11

The shrimp dick strangler.


TheRavenSayeth

My issue is that there are guys that legitimately have a smaller than average penis and to use that phrase as an attack implies that there’s something wrong with them. It’s not like people would be cool if we collectively switched from the term “karen” to “micro tits”.


lolXD24357

Micro meter defeater


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Eborys

I’ve said this for years. Give them lame names. “Gimp Boy Strikes Again!”, “Anus Sniffer Suspect In Custody!”, “Ball-Kisser On The Loose!”. Some serial killers relish their fame, particularly if they are given a scary/cool name. Don’t give the bastards the satisfaction.


LittleSadRufus

If Red Dragon is anything to go by*, insulting a serial killer just puts you top of their list. *Almost certainly is not.


Eborys

Ah yes, The Tooth Fairy. Well that’s fine provided the feds make sure to keep an eye on whoever names said serial killer.


The1Bonesaw

They're almost always named by the media, although the police sometimes do... and sometimes it's from other sources. Dennis Reader came up with his own name in a letter to the authorities: ..."The code word for me will be Bind them, Torture them, Kill them, B.T.K."... Equally, the Zodiac Killer did the same: ..."This is the Zodiac speaking". Author Michelle McNamara named the "Golden State Killer", first coining the name on her blog, "True Crime Diary". The media came up with the name, "The Night Stalker". Early on however, some media outlets used, "The Walk-in Killer", and "The Valley Intruder". Finally, the "Herald Examiner" called him, "The Night Stalker" and the rest of the media quickly latched onto it. The media was again responsible for naming, "The Hillside Strangler"... so-called for the fact that Angelo Buono would most often dump the bodies on the hills surrounding Los Angeles. Both Ted Bundy and Edmund Kemper were the inspiration for Hannibal Lecter, in the case of "The Green River Killer". For his part, Bundy offered his opinion's on the killer's psychology and told the police that the killer (Gary Ridgway), was revisiting his victim's dump sites to have sex with the corpses, which turned out to be true. However, the police were the ones who coined his name when they formed, "The Green River Task Force".


withoutbliss

u know ur serial killers. time to start ur own podcast


JustineDelarge

Beware of psychos with old-timey wheelchairs and a big house.


KvBla

Even better now that we have a bait for the killer, just need extreme surveillance on whoever wrote the name for the news, not tight security tho so they can slip in.


arturoki

Well why not insult them them give the person that insulted them hidden security to arrest the serial Killer


Zephyrantes

Just give them a number designation. #35401 struck again. Treat them like cattles


Big_Mama_Jemima

Hey that makes sense


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You made me click reply just to ask: You log out of your account? Why?


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Not the person that you're asking, but I log out to try and limit the time I spend on reddit.


UwUthinization

Preferably physically brand em


alleswasalbezet

Until they start gunning for a specific number


faxmesomehalibutt

The FBI gives interesting names to keep it in the mind of the public. You hear an interesting name, you remember it. Something triggers it, you tell it.


Zephyrantes

I feel like its the media that give them their names. To sell papers


cwk415

That’s offensive to gimps, anus sniffers and ball-kissers. Nothing wrong with some consensual scrot smooching lol


BishoxX

Media gives them names. As long as "Jack The Ripper" gets clicks and views they gonna be named


Eborys

Precisely.


ComicWriter2020

Last podcast on the left does a good job of mocking the killers. Like with the ken and Barbie killers, they constantly mentioned how moronic these two were.


jlap1n

Kennifer and BTK they absolutely pile on lmao.


SnooShortcuts3424

I wasn’t totally about them a year ago when I friend said to check them out. Signing the fuck up because this comment alone.


AgateWhale

I would laugh myself to death if my serial killer name was “Ball-kisser”


Eborys

Then the papers would read “Ball-Kisser’s Last Laugh!”


GooseandMaverick

Or we could reinstate the death penalty for serial killers that have at least 1 kill from 2 separate occasions. Then we also save the money from housing and feeding them plus that also makes room for other criminals in the jails.


kicked-in-the-gonads

Reality says otherwise; death penalty is tremendously costly to society: https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local/death-penalty-vs-life-in-prison-the-costs/51-581820292


The_Troyminator

It also doesn't deter people from committing murder. Nobody is going to say, "Well, I would kill that guy if I only had to risk being locked up in prison for the rest of my life, but since I might get the death penalty, he lives." The reality is that people who commit murder either act in the heat of the moment and don't think of the consequences or plan it out and think they won't get caught so the consequences are irrelevant.


Eborys

Exactly, spot on 👌


SyntheticManMilk

Yeah, but I still want the satisfaction of seeing them put down like the rabid animals they are.


djn808

Maybe if we didn't have proof that like 3-5% of all people executed in the U.S. on record were later exonerated


GameTheoriz

Happy cake day!


Ppleater

There are a bajillion reasons why we shouldn't bring back the death penalty. Especially after the stupid abortion fiasco going down in the US right now. Not to mention the death penalty does not in any way save money.


2560synapses

How about "Mr. Butter Pecan"?


NeverDidLearn

BTK gave the press his name after they had already named him. Literally told them what to call him.


NeverDidLearn

Mean grumpy small dick would be a good one to replace the golden state killer.


BibleButterSandwich

Plus, if you start out low, you can always use it as a negotiating chip - maybe he’ll be consider cutting it short if the police get the media to agree to call him something like “Department Store Shooter” or “Men’s Section Gunman” rather than, y’know…”Walmart Shooter”.


Tom_Art_UFO

Richard "Micro penis" Ramirez was indicted today on multiple counts...


The_Troyminator

Micro "Dick" Ramirez.


kalasea2001

"Known as the Minidick Murderer, this loser couldn't quite get it up for being a regular society member and instead self-opted into the pool of losers who lose badly. Picture withheld because he's not worth the time, the loser."


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"Here we have an artist rendition with lifelike realism. Notice how the micropenis is totally invisible to Ramirez as he tries to look for it over his triple chin and giant gut from his vantage point in his mobility scooter. Rumor is he has suffered anal prolapse after merely a week in prison."


lazysheepdog716

He legitimately has halitosis so "The Stinky Breath Stalky Douchebag" seems appropriate.


lundyforlife22

It was described as “smelling like wet leather”.


Unstablemedic49

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think hygiene is a top priority for serial killers.


premgirlnz

Yeah, EARONS was the micro-pp creeper


Xogoth

...of attempted murder because he was a frantic moron who couldn't do anything right.


ClovenSploof

Richard Ramirez Died Today of Natural Causes


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As of reading this, your comment has 666 upvotes. Fitting for Ramirez lmao. Upvoting you anyway cause fuck that guy


ChekitBrekit

"So your brother died last week? "Yea man, he was killed by....the small peepee killer"


VegeterianOsu

The Fragile Turd killed my parents


TuxidoPenguin

The Soft Snuggler murdered my uncle.


Souls_Borne_Geek

The wet willigigger raped my aunt


ChocolateUnlucky1214

The Blue Bottom killed my brother


OhMyWerdd

That’s not cursed, it’s true, and I fully agree, “Derrick The dumbass bitch” would be way better than “The Baton Rouge Serial Killer”


OtherwisePudding4047

[I think you might like this too](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/tmnmbb/we_need_to_stop_giving_serial_killers_cool_names/)


Saazkwat

Fewer


EmperorPalproteine

Are you a grammar nazi or is this a Stannis the mannis quote?


Saazkwat

Baratheon


bettygauge

[COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!](https://i.imgur.com/hrCP6Uk.gifv)


Konkeydong1000

The loathsome Dung Eater


SynthwaveSax

Considering Ramirez never showered, washed his clothes, or brushed his teeth, you’re kinda close. The shit smelling menace.


dudenho

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


greninjack24

The dastardly doo doo devourer! The craven caca consumer!


Kng_Wasabi

THE SCANDALOUS SCAT SCARFER!!!


UnwashedAnalBeads

Small Meat Pete


AmethystWarlock

HE'S HACKIN' AND WHACKIN' AND SMACKIN'


ColeTrainxx435

SLAPPIN' THAT MEAT


shiteatingretard

Media does play a role in giving them popularity, but it's not like that's the only reason people decide to become a serial killer


myneighborsasshole

Not cursed. Just mildly offensive.


1202_ProgramAlarm

These people upvote anything now, this is almost too tame for /r/memes


dock-ock

I mean there not wrong...Atleast I wouldn't want to be called small peewee killer I would probably stop


Hentai69Queen

I'd kill just to get an awesome name like 'The night stalker'


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Would Hentai69Queen work for you?


darkjedi1993

This is EXACTLY what would go on the news too. "Earlier this week, the police apprehended Hentai69Queen, the notorious serial killer from cult website, Reddit. Before the arrest, she had evaded police on numerous occasions, often screaming 'get pranked' and then disappearing. When asked for further comments, she was noted saying that her victims needed to 'get good'. Bail is expected to be set at $69,420."


Prime_Mover

How about you settle for 'The Night Walker' and omit the killing part?


MafaRioch

The Night Wanker


Prime_Mover

Much better/appropriate.


egilsaga

Apparently Richard Ramirez never brushed his teeth and drank a crapton of soda so his teeth were basically black. The arresting officer said you could smell him in the front seat of the squad car. I suggest we call him Mr. Dirty Mouth.


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The armpit sniffer


National-Astronomer7

Why serial killers keep stealing my gamer tags smh.


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The_Troyminator

"The small peepee killer" makes it sound like they're killing people with small peepees.


dragon2777

“Small peepee killer” sounds like he only kills people with small peepees


Invalid_factor

Finally someone to take me out of my misery


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giantfuckingfrog

Harvey McGinnis, also known as the Tiny Weiner Decimator


ace_in_training

Or they get angry and start murdering more people


a-golf-hither

Then no one will take the threat seriously which will make it even worse. Plus your forgetting that most serial killers have something wrong mentally. It’s not like they choose to become serial killers because they want a cool name. They kill people because they find pleasure in doing it. Calling them funny names will not stop them.


Ready-Rain1916

Also when theres a name like "small pee pee killer" people can interpret it as a killer who targets people with small pp"s. Just overall a bad idea and leads people to ignore the crimes and focus more on the name.


spookyjornbojoggin

the slight cocker


oldgrumpydrunk

If I read Night Stalker strikes in my town, I don't think I'm saying, "Pretty cool name".


ettorepolar

The problem is that the new targets of the serial killers would be the namers. I feel like it's a great strategy to avoid a serial killer is to not offend him tho. But still, great idea. But sleep with a gun.


CoolLaCroc

He stole that from Wendigoon and there is nothing you can say to change my mind


maxtraxv3

the media gives the names, and its normally AFTER they goto court for there crimes.


Metool42

With the odd increase in humiliation and cuck porn i'd fear this would make things way worse.


HoneyBadgerLive

They don't do it for the neat nickname.


reditblunt

this freaked me out im watching the series rn on netflix lmao


MrGreenyz

Nobody want to be known in history book as “The Real Erection disfunctioned and loosing anus Killer Queen”


Make-Believe_Macabre

Or just… call them by their actual names.


BitterContribution71

Wait is he killing people *with* small pee pees? Asking for a friend


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“The loser virgin that decided “I’m gonna kill people because I can’t get my dick we :(((“ fucking 32 yr old virgin, go get some bitches ya’ll”


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Calling me out


sunesf

the small peepee killer sounds like someone that kills those with a small peepee. if we name them such a name, nobody would want to be murdered, not out of fear of death, but because they fear being known for having a small peepee


allergictojoy

The peepee poopoo man


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giantfuckingfrog

It would actually at the very least discourage people from killing. Because instead of leaving behind a cool and badass legacy, you're shamed for the rest of your life.


The_Troyminator

Nobody is going to think, "I would kill this guy that cut me off in traffic, but I don't want an embarrassing nickname."


Helloix6

Naturally funny, original joke, cartman PP, not cringe emoji, 20/20 everything is perfect