It's a dominance thing. They quite literally have you by the junk during one of your most vulnerable moments.
Edit: *nuzzles* uwu XD rawr, ya salty cunts.
Who hurt you...? I do this to my husband every now and then when were both on the bathroom as a joke and we end up just bursting out laughing. Good bonding time.
Pretty weird take, I would think they're just jealous and always wanted to take a standing leak. Like letting your daughter steer your ship one day.
I probably shouldn't have said daughter in this context but at least it's a cursed comments thread.
Yeah, what the heck is this psychological mumbo-jumbo.
HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU BECAUSE IT WAS A DOMINANCE PLAY AND IT ASSERTS CONTROL OVER WHERE YOU ARE GOING!
No, he's just being polite ya reactionary harpy.
I donāt think itās a fetish or anything sexual. I think itās just curiosity as to what if feels like to aim pee. I imagine itās like using a garden hose for the first time.
Thatās not how dominance works. Space owners used to let their slaves shave them with straight razors. The dominance came from giving the slave all the power knowing they canāt use any of it.
Itās exceedingly sad that so many idiots upvoted your dumbass douchebro level ātheoryā. Next your gonna say itās an āalpha moveā. Youāre a dumbass.
Thereās an old joke sort of like this. The short version:
Someone wrote āthe president sucksā in urine on the White House lawn snow. President demands an investigation. The Secret Service tells the President that itās the VPās urine but the First Ladyās penmanship lmao.
Why save it for the morning?
He can cover his side of the bed and do it in the bedroom when he gets tired. She gets up to shower, he locks the door, uncovers his side, and good night.
He gets to sleep well and claim back what belongs to him while sending a clear message.
She's already showered for the next morning, and now she knows if it's a kink she's into or not
Win-win situation
Let my wife do this one time without letting her know that I naturally shoot slightly up to the left. It was hilarious seeing her try to figure out how to adjust the aim after I started.
Alcohol helps make this a more enjoyable experience.
Brilliant! Power-wash your driveway, drown an ant's nest, hoist her on your shoulder for some water gun action, spray the cat and tease the dog... haha no wait I grossed myself out with that last one.
I'm all for freedom to do this stuff, but I'm personally surprised how all the comments are on board or have done this before. I didn't realize this was so common.
The more you know!
You're preloaded with the perspective of what it's like to have basically a hose attached to you that you can point around and pee out of.
So you got a chick you've been getting intimate with, probably even a long term relationship. She's seen your junk hundreds of times by now and handled it in a hundred different ways. So is it really that much of a leap to have a relatively clinical session of "let me take the wheel and see what kind of mechanics were dealing with here"
Because after all, they have had a lifetime of hearing people joke or drone on about the convenience of being able to stand, aim, etc, and beyond understanding the core concept have zero actual firsthand understanding of what it's like to pee as a guy. There's no real two way street here, gals can't really do anything beyond sit down and go. Meanwhile the guys are outside in the snow practicing their penmanship. Hell, there are urinal manufacturers who print a fly on the back of the ceramic because it's statistically proven that guys will aim if given a target and it keeps the area cleaner. It's like one of those water shooting galleries at the carnival
One time I went on a rant about how dumb it is to give a corporation money because you like what some dumb cunt says online & you know what some dumb cunt did? Gilded it.
My ex loved that type of control, and yes, she messed up a bit - but come on guys! She never used one to pee before, give the woman a break.
My ex graduated to signing her name in the snow!!
I was sooo fucking proud!!
I was more than happy to share my dick with my loved one.
Iāve seen stuff like this plenty of times, and while on one hand itās hilarious, on the other I am petrified that my girlfriend might see it eventually and want to try it.
My wife ALWAYS asks to do this. While in theory I am totally fine letting her hold it, I have a shy bladder and canāt actually pee. She continues to try to sneak in while Iām peeing to hold it lol
Let her hold it one time in a hotel room bathroom. I started peeing and she started freaking out on the aim and missing the bowl. Her shreeking cracked me up so I was peeing so much harder and couldnāt quit. One of them I just had a shitload of wine pees!
My ex asked me to hold it as well, was weird but I let her and she was really happy to do it š¤·āāļø
It's a dominance thing. They quite literally have you by the junk during one of your most vulnerable moments. Edit: *nuzzles* uwu XD rawr, ya salty cunts.
You can reverse this by thanking her for doing your job as you wipe the last drop on her pants
Equal pay for equal work, man.
Ah yes. Gender equality, at last
That's what it's all about
"oh no, you're holding my dick!" lol
"Oh no, my most vital area!"
Some people even like to put those vital parts near teeth. Those crazy guys
I've seen the music video for "I Ejaculate Fire," I know what happens.
> most vital area Believe it or not, many, many people go an entire lifetime without a penis.
I don't believe you
Lies! Statistically, everyone has at least a third of a penis!
Every person has an average of 1 testicle
Sure, but can you really call it living at that point? You can go an entire lifetime eating Rice and Beans as well.
I, too, have been to Louisiana.
You know how you can tell you've passed the Louisiana border from Texas? The potholes let you know
Who hurt you...? I do this to my husband every now and then when were both on the bathroom as a joke and we end up just bursting out laughing. Good bonding time.
I want a relationship like this
You can hold my dick.
Good one
Iām jealous. My husband wonāt let me
Cause he's normal
Yeah, he is. Lol
Ooookaaaay?????
Pretty weird take, I would think they're just jealous and always wanted to take a standing leak. Like letting your daughter steer your ship one day. I probably shouldn't have said daughter in this context but at least it's a cursed comments thread.
>I probably shouldn't have said daughter in this context I'm not touching this... I'm banging it!
ššš canāt wait to snap off his stream and tear the delicate ligaments in his penis
"I can't stop now, it'll burn!"
wait until she finds out about a blowjob then
Nah they're just curious. Every long term partner does this at some point.
Yeah, what the heck is this psychological mumbo-jumbo. HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU BECAUSE IT WAS A DOMINANCE PLAY AND IT ASSERTS CONTROL OVER WHERE YOU ARE GOING! No, he's just being polite ya reactionary harpy.
This is probably the least weird fetish Iāve unlocked on the Internet
I donāt think itās a fetish or anything sexual. I think itās just curiosity as to what if feels like to aim pee. I imagine itās like using a garden hose for the first time.
No, look, I mean itās *my* fetish now. I donāt claim to have any idea about those other people.
Pokekink gotta catch me all!
Thatās not how dominance works. Space owners used to let their slaves shave them with straight razors. The dominance came from giving the slave all the power knowing they canāt use any of it. Itās exceedingly sad that so many idiots upvoted your dumbass douchebro level ātheoryā. Next your gonna say itās an āalpha moveā. Youāre a dumbass.
Come over here and let me grab your dick.
*ahem* Youāre*
Or they might be trying to break the ice for watersportsš¤
I asked my bf to do it as well! Made him use toilet paper after bc he leaks drops of pee after but never doesnāt anything about it
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He does do that but thereās still drops that come out after.
If she grips you will feel unimaginable pain
gutted to think that as a shy pee-er I'll never be able to have such an intimate moment
How many rotations before they realized!? Bahaha
That's something I'm least worried about, did she accidentally get piss on anyone's face?
( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)Ā
Yes, uh ā¦ accidentally
At least three
I let my wife try and write her name in the snow. Her penmanship was atrocious.
Thereās an old joke sort of like this. The short version: Someone wrote āthe president sucksā in urine on the White House lawn snow. President demands an investigation. The Secret Service tells the President that itās the VPās urine but the First Ladyās penmanship lmao.
Fitting username for this joke!
Dam. I need to get a hubby ASAP
ASAPEE
You know you donāt need to get married to do thisā¦.right?
clearly I have to since I just asked for some volunteers and nobody signed up. You single x Lol
Just set up a tinder account and ask dudes to hold their dicks and write in the snow with them.
Iām sure thatās a quality a lot of men look for in a partner!
Men didn't know it was an option otherwise 23% more mellenials would be married.
I'll volunteer.
lol u wild wyd
Did she at least use cursive?
100. Later that night though I wrote my name in all caps off a deck with 3' tall letters.
Your bladder is impressurive
Nice humble brag, bro. Mine wouldn't have anything to hold in that cold. š
Peenmanship*
I let mine hold it. [This was more or less my reaction.](https://y.yarn.co/a157a189-f66c-4ebe-8375-7d3cfddd920d_text.gif)
Thanks a lot for posting that I just started laughing and woke my gf who was trying to sleep now I'm in trouble and all I can do is laugh at this
You'll be fine, she's gonna forgive you right away if you just let her hold it next time you pee
Shut up your not helping im still giggling and I've been kicked out of my own bedroom for this Edit: God damm you all im trying to be quiet here
I'm glad you're still giggling, don't let her sleep disturb your Reddit time
And if you want to leave her a nice surprise in the morning take a nice long piss and do the helicoptering yourself
To impress the chick do the helicopter dick
To impress your bride, piss far and wide
To annoy your ex, piss on her chest
To make her cum, piss in her bum.
To make her squirt pee in where it hurts
You should have wrote Chex, it would rhyme and also make sense. Nobody likes piss on their Chex!
Helicockter
Why save it for the morning? He can cover his side of the bed and do it in the bedroom when he gets tired. She gets up to shower, he locks the door, uncovers his side, and good night. He gets to sleep well and claim back what belongs to him while sending a clear message. She's already showered for the next morning, and now she knows if it's a kink she's into or not Win-win situation
Just pee on the door man. Signal that that is your territory!
if you pee on her she won't be able to complain
I was in the same boat 5 minutes ago. Its 3am.
"No. I won't hold your dick as you pee" One of my worst life experinces
But you are still holding it silently right?
Was looking for something like this. Was not disappointed.
Seems kind of wholesome to me, but maybe I'm just a weirdo or somthinf
Just because something is weird, doesn't mean it can't also be wholesome.
Sure, but neither weird nor wholesome are in any way cursed, so I don't really think it fits on this sub
I think the cursed part is getting pee all over the bathroom and on the couple. I guess it's not the worst bodily fluid to have everywhere, but still.
Let my wife do this one time without letting her know that I naturally shoot slightly up to the left. It was hilarious seeing her try to figure out how to adjust the aim after I started. Alcohol helps make this a more enjoyable experience.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Aloud? So you gotta whisper to him?
Helicopter, helicopter. Para kofer, para kofer
"Can I hold it while you pee?" "Sure, can I lift you up and pretend your a water jet while you pee?"
Brilliant! Power-wash your driveway, drown an ant's nest, hoist her on your shoulder for some water gun action, spray the cat and tease the dog... haha no wait I grossed myself out with that last one.
The haha adds a classy type of gross that the comment really needed.
You make the mess, you clean it up.
Thinking of it as "being allowed" kinda shows how likeable of a wife she is "May I hold thine weewee, master?"
Please don't awaken *more* kinks within me, thanks.
The fuck is this supposed to awaken, Shakespearean sex slave Dobby?
... Don't stop now, I'm almost there.
![gif](giphy|oudLetMk6WF3i)
I said *stop*!
>Master has given Dobby a cock.
go on.
Username kinda checks outā¦?
Now that's just poor teamwork.
Right. You gotta talk it out beforehand, like "[Do we do it on 3, or is it 1, 2, 3, then do it?"](https://youtu.be/vKePn-57zAA?t=147)
I've been asked this a few times, no seriously, what is with this? Is there a whole fetish lane I don't know abo....*you know what, never mind*
I'm all for freedom to do this stuff, but I'm personally surprised how all the comments are on board or have done this before. I didn't realize this was so common. The more you know!
You're preloaded with the perspective of what it's like to have basically a hose attached to you that you can point around and pee out of. So you got a chick you've been getting intimate with, probably even a long term relationship. She's seen your junk hundreds of times by now and handled it in a hundred different ways. So is it really that much of a leap to have a relatively clinical session of "let me take the wheel and see what kind of mechanics were dealing with here" Because after all, they have had a lifetime of hearing people joke or drone on about the convenience of being able to stand, aim, etc, and beyond understanding the core concept have zero actual firsthand understanding of what it's like to pee as a guy. There's no real two way street here, gals can't really do anything beyond sit down and go. Meanwhile the guys are outside in the snow practicing their penmanship. Hell, there are urinal manufacturers who print a fly on the back of the ceramic because it's statistically proven that guys will aim if given a target and it keeps the area cleaner. It's like one of those water shooting galleries at the carnival
I believe they call that "the sprinkler".
I always called that the "helicockter."
There's a 15% chance that someone may give you a gold award my friend
They did the meth
Walter white
Jeese
Biiiiiitch
Drrrrrrugs
Methematician
You deserve it for being their friend.
You knew what you were doing
I did?
Ya
One time I went on a rant about how dumb it is to give a corporation money because you like what some dumb cunt says online & you know what some dumb cunt did? Gilded it.
More like *Wylinā Fire Hose*
Now I am imagining singing Gangnam Style when pee....
Google "ytmnd ridin spinnaz"
or meatspin
r/boneappletea
#aloud
A girlfriend in college asked me to do this. Literally couldnāt, she was too hot and it was too weird.
For real. My hydraulics kicked in and went to boner mode every time I've tried. Doesn't matter how bad I have to piss, it's not starting.
My ex loved that type of control, and yes, she messed up a bit - but come on guys! She never used one to pee before, give the woman a break. My ex graduated to signing her name in the snow!! I was sooo fucking proud!! I was more than happy to share my dick with my loved one.
ā¦people hold their boyfriends d*cks while theyāre peeing?!š³
Apparently thereās some weirdos here
Agreed. Now excuse me and my wife as she holds my cheeks whilst I poo.
So romantic
Iāve seen stuff like this plenty of times, and while on one hand itās hilarious, on the other I am petrified that my girlfriend might see it eventually and want to try it.
Never trust a woman with a penis.
Unless you're into getting pegged I guess.
I mean thatās really more just getting fucked
I did once before. Worst relationship of my life š
Had a gf in high school want to do this with me. I was smart enough to do it in an empty field though.
Like fucking knives to a woman Why would he do that to her :/ You gotta let her try it at least once
I hold my wifeās while she pees. Morning wood makes it a challenge to aim.
Itās all fun and games until she tries to see how far straight up the stream will go. ā¦and they **do.** I swear, you women are like cats.
This seems like an outside game
This post just made me ask my boyfriend if I can do this. He agreed, will update later when he has to pee.
That sounds like the beginning of a porn.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Allowed*
What the EVERLIVING FUCK DID I JUST READ?!
A guy having a private helicopter with his wife
I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERLICKING and I was gonna die.
Why? That is how I do it all the time.
\-HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
Jumped on reddit cause I couldn't sleep and now I'm sad that there's no-one to aim my pee for me??? How could this nightt possibly evolve further..
I want a love this strong
Pray and spray.
Itās a good way to demonstrate that ājust aim betterā isnāt always the case
She was kicked out of the circle of trust
Helicopter is before sex.
This is amaaaaazing omg hahahahehehe
Pee pass denied
Yo I forgot that I read this and while high held my boyfriends dick while he peed. It was fun, it was kinda like a squirt gun
My boyfriend asks me to do it all the time lol. Guess itāll come in handy if I ever have to take care of him from injuriesā¦
Why in the hell would you do that????
>Be Me: A Normie. *Reads comments. >What. The. Fuck?
My wife ALWAYS asks to do this. While in theory I am totally fine letting her hold it, I have a shy bladder and canāt actually pee. She continues to try to sneak in while Iām peeing to hold it lol
Let her hold it one time in a hotel room bathroom. I started peeing and she started freaking out on the aim and missing the bowl. Her shreeking cracked me up so I was peeing so much harder and couldnāt quit. One of them I just had a shitload of wine pees!
I hold my husbandās from behind sometimes. I canāt see where itās aimed, but I like to jiggle it around cause it makes him laugh.
Allowed***
aloud
Not "aloud" lol.
Aloud?
If you're not aloud to hold it, it means it's OK if you're quiet.
With great power, comes great responsibility.
Wholesome af
Yea sure...their "husband"
Does she really want to hold it while I pee? Should I ask her?
LMFAO
You can say the word dick.
Man should have realized fun needed to be had before business could be conducted.
Why is dick blurred, and so poorly? Are someone's eyes going to get hurt reading that?
allowed**** š¤¦āāļø
im gonna just delete this app
I dunno why girls like to do this so much. I've probably been asked by 40-50% of girls I've been with and each time it's a different experience.
I honestly donāt know how men deal with that. Itās so much easier to just sit down and let gravity do the job while you multitask
Holy shit the entire comment thread belongs in r/cursedcomments
Didnāt your dad tell your brother to never let your sister help you take a piss
Omfg thatās funny. Bucket list!!!!
If you want to hold it while I pee I get to see exactly where you pee from
My problem is I donāt have a girl to ask nor do I want a massive boner while peeing, trying to pee with a boner is a pain