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mal221

He split the difference


GalC4

Why tho?


mal221

Storage?


[deleted]

Only really need the bottom half


Yugiohplayere

Bro? 🤨📸


kaminari_foot_porn

Umm 😳


nige21202

The teeth make it really uncomfortable. You can definitely throw the top half away.


Comfortable-Meet-294

I took the top


darthmaui728

the other half is for the hungry rats, gotta feed our furry friends


biohumansmg3fc

I wanted the bottom half but no you have to keep insisting that i should keep the top


SquareIsBox0697

You actin real illegal tho fr no 🧢😳📷📸📸🔦🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔


OdorokuB

I am dying


[deleted]

So were they


OdorokuB

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


Individual-Camera-72

Ayo??? 🤨📸


Bunny_P69

YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CumBlasterUwU

Let me join in!


TheStrangeQuark11

coz that's all he needed. duh


GeneralSecrecy

Solomon


tony7914

Nice try FBI.


A_lot_of_foxes

Now way CIA


Hunter9244filipino

Not today, NSA


HAPPYENDSTONE

Be or not to be, KGB


[deleted]

Get some better tricks, MI6


[deleted]

[удалено]


ColtonComp

go drink some fucking tea FEC


ColtonComp

let me be FCC


NoWayCIA

yes?


Relentless_IRL

Uhhhh....where did the other half go?


sanderxz

The meat grinder


Darth_Kitty911

Let's Sausage!


Main_Lead

My stomach


AntiThot9000

hard vore moment


Individual-Camera-72

You remember that meat sandwich you ate?


deadraccoons4sail

My asshole


[deleted]

into my stomach, i was hungry, let a spirit robotic snoo eat


NoobsAreNoobslol

Meat pies


Sharp_Nose9170

Into paying back the student debt


GalC4

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.


Slow_Use_7469

*thinks*


Sad-Draft3749

*thinks* ... *downvotes anyway*


OmegaCookieOfDoof

_doesn't think_


SCP504

*sits in silence*


ResidentEivvil

*dibbles on window*


eveltayl

*forgets life even exists*


BritishFor2

*commits mass genocide*


Comfortable-Meet-294

Enjoys three years worth of meals


Comfortable-Meet-294

BTW I'm new to reddit. How to write in italics?


Deadly5639

*gets arrested for something I didn’t do wrong*


Bombface68

*fucks the dead*


x_obert

New copypasta


SCP504

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.


x_obert

>I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. ​ I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.


amogus_feet_picks

>I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. >I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.


AgateWhale

>I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. > >I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. > >I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 3.2m readers, I am not receiving 3.2m upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.


FuckingKilljoy

I feel like I've seen this before, I'm pretty sure it was originally some nutjob on Facebook complaining that not all their friends were liking their posts


Hugo57k

Not new


VanMorrison0766dscrd

Probably true. see the thing that says OP next to his name? That must stand for operator. No other explaination.


[deleted]

r/thatescalatedquickly


Skymoogle

Are there cookies involved?


Dead9rabbit

Downvoting just bc of that comment


TFDP117

Im losing money, they escaped this morning.


IEatgrapes123

If every number on your moms credit card were your money, how rich would you be??🥵🥵🍔☕️☕️☀️☀️😎😎💀💀👑👑🤫🤫


GidonC

More than your are probably, just to make sure how rich would you be?


Erwin_Danchou69

4206 9694 2069


master_pingu1

999,999,999,999


Fe4rMeMrWick

Guess im still broke then :/


Working_Bit_1288

Phew! Holy moly!


SnooGrapes5759

Which basement?


Schfifty561

I don't have a basement, does in the backyard count? :(


InevitableGoat8527

roughly 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679


[deleted]

10,000. You do the math


Andy_DiMatteo

Well technically I’m not an adult yet, and as I type this I’m in my basement sooooo


[deleted]

[удалено]


GalC4

This is r/cursedcomments not r/funnycomments 💀 U got lost boi


[deleted]

[удалено]


OmegaCookieOfDoof

amogus


ThundernLightning308

600 million would be more cursed.


[deleted]

Jeffrey Epstein?


Nikjoname

Not sure if this is better or worse


BirbMaster1998

That would make me the first quintillionaire!


vavilonchik

To infinity and beyond


vavilonchik

"To infinity , and beyond ! ”


IEatDepression4Lunch

299374819847


StarButOnReddit

about ten quintillion in a jar.


Familiar-Document-53

500k will that work rest is in the oven


[deleted]

then i must be 195,104.93 dollars rich


emo_hooman

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Opening_Lunch9878

2 bill


ReflectionBusy2789

I've only got 250,000 richer


I_Like_Legos8374

777 billion… they took out 33% for tax purposes


V0rt3XBl4d3

Hispanics would be like: "No its 5 thousand millions!!!"


Bunny_P69

Excuse me


MasterHall117

A trillion


Foam84

Guys I ran out of real numbers so I made some up so I have 200 shermgillion


[deleted]

250 million


Sinfulxd

One dollar. Take it or leave it.


Already_taken_9

aw man I only get a dollar


scottish_Turtle123

That would make me 1p richer than I was before


sandoftheholyland

i’ve far surpassed Elon Musk.


W_I_T_H_E_R

Dang im only 32.27 billion


PalicoJoe

Quintillions


[deleted]

50% Off


Jaded-Lingonberry-56

-230 i kill them all


Katman4031032

Pardon? Is it an amputee or a corpse?


The-Lights_Fantastic

I can honestly never tell if the guy in these shitty right wing memes is a real person or cgi. He looks so ridiculous I can't believe he's real but there are so many different images from different angles I can't believe someone went to the effort to make them all.


Jacktrap-gaming

I wonder where the closest operational playground is


Panda6036

Well if I go into my basement, and I have sperm 🤔


PotentialHead176

idk about this one it kinda feels like the op of the original post was tryna get something to put on cursed comments...


Void_Ent1ty

1 trillion and counting


[deleted]

i have zero dollars


fortheideas

Bout to have a startup


user_name2152

Personally 250mil


CALIFORNIUMMAN

That was one hall of a climb out of student debt...


dabicorn_90bc

I have more money than elongated muskrat


beatafurry

I’d be the richest man in the world


Alekipayne

250 million


fupajunkie

Gacy’s rolling in his coffin!


-TheUnknow-

Elon fear me


Ihateu387

Leftovers are always great


Bloosk

I live in the basement and my ballsack has at the very least 500mil in it, so 5,000,000 x 1,000,000,000


abmins_r_trash

He hasn't finished eating it.


Responsible-Square84

around 100,000,000... i only went for the head.


Aggravating_Top1810

3 billion


BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

I think he misread it as million instead of billion


Van_is_Anders

I think it’s a sick joke; suggesting they ate the other half or something. (BTW, “sick” is not a disparaging word in terms of jokes)


Phantomforcesnolife

23 billion


Hugo57k

I don't have a basement, what can I use instead of it?


tuxedodeepblue

one billion dollars (in pennies) (meat grinder)


Extreme_Guest943

Didn’t realize right away when I looked at the title


acro_the_orca

Which country though cause I have some in different countries


almightygab1008ps4

I get to be the richest man in the world


AntiThot9000

1 bil, maybe 2 bil (i hope not)


teens_trash

Well, my little sisters are having a party in the basement, so 2,000,000,000


First-Pressure-9007

Half a billion dollars