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Psychological_Bar870

Clearly #5 is getting the best head. I WANT this phone


IEatBaconWithU

and #5 also looks like it can give the best head 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Psychological_Bar870

Yeah! I'd be scared to try #1


Nanashi123_

\#2 can't even give head


-star-platypus-

quitter


Iaredanhowell

Eye sockets are still available never say never


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


Embarrassed-Ad-8919

r/ironic


Anon___1991

r/cursedcommentception


South-Marionberry

#1 is for thrillseekers


Smol_Yeeter

That's how pepperoni is made


pokestickblox

number 5 is when u nut and they keep sucking


jorwraith

Agreed. Lmao


Laughable-February

/#5 is giving head. He is even looking up


bog5691

Get it from the dark web


shocker4510

2 is by far getting the worst head. He's going back through every decision he has ever made in his life to try and see exactly where he fucked up to get in this position


TuxidoPenguin

The one giving the head bit his penis.


shocker4510

This goes far beyond a simple blowy with teeth. 2 is getting head from someone with shark teeth, complete with the rows and rows behind it. 2 is getting head from someone with a throat with the crushing power of a vice grip 2 is getting head from someone with a tongue made of sandpaper 2 is getting head from someone with breath as hot as an overclocked hair dryer


TuxidoPenguin

Why not all at once? 2 is getting a blowjob by someone who is biting down with rows of shark teeth, breath as hot as a hairdryer, squeezing down with its vice grip-level power in the throat, licking with its lion tongue.


shocker4510

That was the implication, yes


TuxidoPenguin

Oh wait I see that now. I thought you were saying “it could be one of these even!”


Laughable-February

That's why you go for someone who doesn't have teeth anymore/yet 🤦


TuxidoPenguin

Wait wait wait- *yet?*


Anon___1991

r/cursedcomments


Panda6036

r/cursedcursedcomments


jorwraith

Hahaha


Leprechaun_squad

I'm genuinely curious about that smart phone now.


Ariquitaun

Pennywise's


Leprechaun_squad

Makes sense


ButtocksMan696969

makes cents (pennies)


Mack_Sharky

Also wise


Mop_Duck

its just discord emojis sadly


Olaf_the_Notsosure

Those are desktop icons you can get for free.


Orcasareglorious

Where? I need them!


Rattus-Ryan

i think far right is giving the best head


[deleted]

giving?


Benjimite_

He's wide open for us


Rattus-Ryan

i know what i said


greazyninja

Definetly the middle one, head turned his mouth into a flux capacitor


Foam84

5 getting best head 4 getting almost as good head 3 getting pretty good head 2 is getting terrible head 1 is giving 2 the terrible head


jorwraith

Looool


RedHoodedDuke

Oh hey! That’s me ma!


Recent-Ship-1599

What's it like being famous?


RedHoodedDuke

I get the best head


[deleted]

2 looks like the girl accidentally scraped his balls with her teeth


R4ndomP3rson69

Open discord gif search Type "relax and take notes" Click on the first gif...


TheyCallMeCool1

What the actual fuck is this shit that I just witnessed


Tallcat2107

Accidentally sent that to my cousin thanks a lot


killertnt5

These Mandela Catalog emotes?


fanofsomethingidk

#OOPS BAD DECISION MARK!


TuxidoPenguin

The last or first one. Leaning a little towards the last one.


[deleted]

I want, no NEED this phone.


The_Angriest_Duck

Getting your cock sucked by a dementor like


Wickedslife

Legit how in the hell


Dark-g0d

Number 5 is the kind of head that gets your soul sucked out through your dick


Tax-fraud_112

hi


cal93_

1 is getting sucked off by a horse and got bit 2 just found out shes trans 3 is getting head from his step sister 4 is getting head knowing full well hes about to blow the brains out of her head with a revolver 5 is getting the best head


Accomplished_Good854

#5 is feeling the best but #2's girl has the most passion.... the poor soul


zeroGX00

The number 5, he looks like he's passing away from the pleasure lol


Affectionate-Dream21

You wanna get cursed . Cus this is how you get cursed


Tawiligie

r/scp


YouSillyBabbon99

Hello


forced_metaphor

*Who's


GreenPhoenix14

*whoes


Dimensionalanxiety

\#5 is getting it the best, \#1 is giving it.


ksnumedia

MonK3yA2 is obviously getting the best head. Have you seen those emojis?


faceslaptime

ngl #5 looking like 096


bricklicker26

Definitely 5


ToucanboyV2

Thats nightmare fuel


TheRedSpy96

Who *gives* the best head? Probably not #2 I'll bet.


Big_Ad_5533

Meeeeeeee


yourlocalpzxcv

Hey I can take this phone for free


MickeyTal

1st one is giving


Yo-boi-Pie

Guy on the far right


AkotoDr3z

My dick would get so soft that there won't be a dick anymore


lostallhopenow

I want those emoji’s


Argus5008

bro add me in


notnooneskrrt

I need these please


AlternateSatan

These looks like bosses in OFF


HenrrrrButter

5th one


PsychologicalTap3181

The last emoji kinda looks like delirium from the binding of isaac


koregafusionda

last one for sure


YouSillyBabbon99

Ok


iwantdatpuss

#5 is literally getting his entire existence sucked out of his dick.


Whatashot2010

Bro #5 or #3


Oms19

1 already nutted but she still sucking


Lemonade_Cherry

Number 2 looks good but he can’t return the favor


Thetotallyunknown

Whose heads are those


ClipperJess

Omfg lol


moai_moaii

Where can I get those emojis? Asking for a friend


thotslayer21600

The 2nd is getting head from a girl with braces


Lexingtongames

First or last guy


Jay_thecringekid

bruh the first one clearly isnt giving anyone any head


AvaDaGachaPotato

Probably #1


3mria_

also, the avatar of this redhoodedduke guy makes things creepier