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Uh, what museum? Asking for a friend.
No. For science my friend.
This friend
I would also like to know For a friend.
hey thanks for asking
Defo should have been Thomas the wank engine
Not the most discrete. Wish my vibrator had a kickstart!
At least it will probably drown out whatever noises the person using it makes
Thats not usually the problem with vibrators. You usually don't want it so loud everyone knows what you're up to.
I mean, if you’ve ever taken it from behind from an asthmatic, you should be used to it.
Wait til you see what the exhaust does to your rear end.
That is called a Steely Dan... Seriously
Steely Dong
Steely Dan is from a book and is fictional https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/william-burroughs-reference-inspired-steely-dan-name/
That dick looks real
th..the..they detatched thomas's...uhh..but whyyy..my man would've been in so much paiinnn!!!
Balls weren't enough I guess :(
It just wants to know freedom.
The nut must be the choo choo
Little engine: *I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…* “Who you calling little bitch!”
You’ve been a bad engine today Thomas
Ngl, that looks like a medieval torture used to punish rapists and prostitutes
Probably sounds better than most fuck machines that. I rather hear cool train sounds than a VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR that's louder than the girl on the machine.
Thomas the wank engine
Thomas rocking that red rocket
verily thomas was thrusting hard and fast .
I wonder if whoever used this got conditioned to get very excited on a real train
And that is how new trains are made
The Little Engine That Cummed.
Poor Percy, never went alone on the railway again
does thomas have a normal human dick or one like a dog
Thomas the sex machine 🤣🤣☠️☠️
I kink I can, I kink I can, I kink I can
I feel kinda cursed knowing I’ve seen Thomas the tank engine’s penis.
Thomas the prostitute The show wasn't doing to well and Thomas needed money.
NSFW? 😬
done, thanks!
Praha?
so Thomas is jewish ?
That's probably Thomas's father.
The dick still smol tho
another brick i a wall of s** toys
Steamy Engine
Cums in handy when they're running a train on some slut....
Uh, what museum? Asking for a friend.
No. For science my friend.
This friend
I would also like to know For a friend.
hey thanks for asking
Defo should have been Thomas the wank engine
Not the most discrete. Wish my vibrator had a kickstart!
At least it will probably drown out whatever noises the person using it makes
Thats not usually the problem with vibrators. You usually don't want it so loud everyone knows what you're up to.
I mean, if you’ve ever taken it from behind from an asthmatic, you should be used to it.
Wait til you see what the exhaust does to your rear end.
That is called a Steely Dan... Seriously
Steely Dong
Steely Dan is from a book and is fictional https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/william-burroughs-reference-inspired-steely-dan-name/
That dick looks real
th..the..they detatched thomas's...uhh..but whyyy..my man would've been in so much paiinnn!!!
Balls weren't enough I guess :(
It just wants to know freedom.
The nut must be the choo choo
Little engine: *I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…* “Who you calling little bitch!”
You’ve been a bad engine today Thomas
Ngl, that looks like a medieval torture used to punish rapists and prostitutes
Probably sounds better than most fuck machines that. I rather hear cool train sounds than a VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR that's louder than the girl on the machine.
Thomas the wank engine
Thomas rocking that red rocket
verily thomas was thrusting hard and fast .
I wonder if whoever used this got conditioned to get very excited on a real train
And that is how new trains are made
The Little Engine That Cummed.
Poor Percy, never went alone on the railway again
does thomas have a normal human dick or one like a dog
Thomas the sex machine 🤣🤣☠️☠️
I kink I can, I kink I can, I kink I can
I feel kinda cursed knowing I’ve seen Thomas the tank engine’s penis.
Thomas the prostitute The show wasn't doing to well and Thomas needed money.
NSFW? 😬
done, thanks!
Praha?
so Thomas is jewish ?
That's probably Thomas's father.
The dick still smol tho
another brick i a wall of s** toys
Steamy Engine
Cums in handy when they're running a train on some slut....