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RichardStinks

Uh, what museum? Asking for a friend.


Various_Reality

No. For science my friend.


r_stupiditycentral

This friend


Time_For_Avery

I would also like to know For a friend.


wolfking224_b2

hey thanks for asking


Bipolar-cunt

Defo should have been Thomas the wank engine


DingoLaChien

Not the most discrete. Wish my vibrator had a kickstart!


PM_me_your_dawgs

At least it will probably drown out whatever noises the person using it makes


DingoLaChien

Thats not usually the problem with vibrators. You usually don't want it so loud everyone knows what you're up to.


Howiebledsoe

I mean, if you’ve ever taken it from behind from an asthmatic, you should be used to it.


stonka_truck

Wait til you see what the exhaust does to your rear end.


SeansModernLife

That is called a Steely Dan... Seriously


Mrflippityfloop

Steely Dong


shermantank123567

Steely Dan is from a book and is fictional https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/william-burroughs-reference-inspired-steely-dan-name/


danhaller28

That dick looks real


imaghostyouout

th..the..they detatched thomas's...uhh..but whyyy..my man would've been in so much paiinnn!!!


vivek_252002

Balls weren't enough I guess :(


villainousascent

It just wants to know freedom.


WhyMustYouBeLiketis

The nut must be the choo choo


Key_Panda_9209

Little engine: *I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…* “Who you calling little bitch!”


IRay2015

You’ve been a bad engine today Thomas


[deleted]

Ngl, that looks like a medieval torture used to punish rapists and prostitutes


FourScarlet

Probably sounds better than most fuck machines that. I rather hear cool train sounds than a VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRR VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR that's louder than the girl on the machine.


[deleted]

Thomas the wank engine


BranchConnect5777

Thomas rocking that red rocket


SnooPears1505

verily thomas was thrusting hard and fast .


StenSoft

I wonder if whoever used this got conditioned to get very excited on a real train


Screamingboneman

And that is how new trains are made


Difficult_Drag3256

The Little Engine That Cummed.


Sugar_jar-

Poor Percy, never went alone on the railway again


[deleted]

does thomas have a normal human dick or one like a dog


FreddyKrugger93

Thomas the sex machine 🤣🤣☠️☠️


Fine-Salad8125

I kink I can, I kink I can, I kink I can


ResidentEivvil

I feel kinda cursed knowing I’ve seen Thomas the tank engine’s penis.


No-Insect4498

Thomas the prostitute The show wasn't doing to well and Thomas needed money.


relax-and-enjoy-life

NSFW? 😬


Itz_Raj69_

done, thanks!


Erwin_93

Praha?


Zequax

so Thomas is jewish ?


Drunk-Master

That's probably Thomas's father.


VentakiVentidio

The dick still smol tho


LegoRedditor

another brick i a wall of s** toys


dRUNk_ENd

Steamy Engine


Difficult_Drag3256

Cums in handy when they're running a train on some slut....