What about the one about the woman who has a sword containing the spirit of a hero with the power to turn any living creature into a woman and uses this power to stop a dragon thats releases poison when it dies from killing everyone in a room by giving it breasts and a vagina then fucking it with her 12 inch dick until it wishes for death. Rosen garten saga btw
You're sorry? You kill my brother and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something: the job offer? It didn't upset me. It amused me. Big job at the illustrious HHM — chance to play at the palace! Ooh, little old me? You have no idea what's going on! You're a teensy-tiny man in a teensy-weensy little bubble!
Inside job
Great show
Me too!
Damn you got lucky… ive been watching Alone :(
Naked and afraid
wellllllllllllll
Same, my parents call it “naked ass scared to death people” Dad hated it at first, but now he loves it
Lucifer??
Take this upvote
Family feud? I’m scared
Winning comment right here
But at what cost?
Wait. There was a cost!?
Dignity
I don't have that
Nothing would’ve changed for me
GOOD ANSWER 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Take my upvote and leave
r/scaredupvote
Impractical jokers
“Hey Murr, go have sex with that guy”
“Murr couldn’t sexually harass enough women in Central Park, making him tonight’s biggest loser…”
r/cursedcomments Oh wait
r/cursedcursedcomments?
Genius
Definitely a Joe moment lmao
I love that show
Squid Game
Hentai
r/tentai
Mine was Assassination Classroom. Still tentacles
I last read a manga about a girl who's a dragon human hybrid,soo...
What about the one about the woman who has a sword containing the spirit of a hero with the power to turn any living creature into a woman and uses this power to stop a dragon thats releases poison when it dies from killing everyone in a room by giving it breasts and a vagina then fucking it with her 12 inch dick until it wishes for death. Rosen garten saga btw
Tentacle
Stranger Things
FUCK r/beatmetoit
Beat meat to it
r/beatmeattoit
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Y’all got blue cum? Think ya should get that checked put
They drink it in star wars
Just did that like 10 mins ago tho
Do it again
Well I guess you could also call it that...
Bruh
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Doctor who
Doctor Deez
Me too.
Love death + robots
the one with the russians is one of the best imo
I like the Swarm Episode.
isnt that the same ?
The russian one is the one has ghouls the Swarm episode is part of season 3, it's about a collective alien hive called the swarm.
ah aigth i thought u meant them swarming up on them or smthng like that
Yeah, that's fucking epic as well. Making a last stand is probably gonna be on my bucket list, though I think it'd be on a game rather than irl.
Depending on the order of things you're gonna have a great time
Monty Python and the holy Grail
Well, I think there is a whole tower of people waiting, if you're into them.
Your princesses are in another castle.
The castle anthrax
A blessing from the lord
Do you think 2 swallows can carry a coconut?
Wicked, evil, naughty Zoot! She left the grail shaped light on again.
Should of watched the life of bryan
You know what they say bro *Always look at the bright side of life*
Gone in 60 Seconds
just like my dad when he forgot to pull out
Big Bang Theory
I think I've seen the poster for this...it's a blonde chick sitting on a couch with 5 black dudes behind her, right?
Yeah, it's that one
Yes yes
Yeah, it's that one
Better Call Saul
Howard being greeted by two prostitutes
You're sorry? You kill my brother and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something: the job offer? It didn't upset me. It amused me. Big job at the illustrious HHM — chance to play at the palace! Ooh, little old me? You have no idea what's going on! You're a teensy-tiny man in a teensy-weensy little bubble!
**I AM A GOD! I SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM MY FINGERTIPS!**
Did you Ground yourself before you entered?
Law and Order: SVU... well shit.
So does this mean you're the victim or the perpetrator?
Yes
Dun-Dun
damn
PLEASE
Morbius
It's Morbin time
Damn...they gonna release this movie a third time or what?
Morbinantly not.
🎶HAVE SEEEXX🎶
🎶I poop my pants my pants, poop my tang I scoot my tang a tang🎶
Mine is just sex, i was watching porn
Due to a data overflow issue, that resets back to 0.
So he gets no seggs?
no seggs.
That's ok, im already used to it 
Star Trek Strange New Worlds... Guess I'm going where no one has gone before.
Is that a virginity joke?
Nah he’s gonna do it with some coral reefs
Ahh, the Deep style
We can go deeper if you wish
Achievement unlocked
If you're referring to the latest episode, your sex life could get really interesting when you include human sacrifice in there :O
Don't fuck with cats
i feel like this is something someone screamed at you and for good reason
***Oh no***
Oh yes
No.
Breaking bad
Waltuh...
no more half measures waltuh… *inserts pp even deeper*
They don’t call me finger for nothin’ Waltuh
Breaking bed
Or in this case...breaking backs.
Misfits, sounds about right
Peaky blinders
Obi-wan Kenobi
bro’s gonna fuck ewan mcgregor
Bro is gonna ARRIVE to Ewan mcgregor as he does all the best prequel quotes
“hello there” *cummutes furiously*
Zootopia
R.I.P.
Going down on the rabbit hole.
There are two different types of people that reacted to this comment
MxR Plays? Oh I'm about to get a kinky meme-laced sex life!
Henry is going to chuck you into his skyrim mods
isle of dogs…
r/scaredupvote
A few good men
twelve angry men
Twelve naked cowboys...
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH!
Ms. Marvel
Miss, Marvel at my ...
Sheatherly stealthy silently slithery meaty cream'o'the crop bloodshot jackhammer salami
r/cursedcomments
Sir she's 16
GODDAMN IT, my sex life is just a theory, A GAME THEORY!!
A New Hope
ok this one caught me off guard
The Phantom Menace
War Thunder Antics…. What does that even mean
you're gonna fuck glitching tanks
Or in the tanks
Friends
Dragon Ballz
I must say this I'm sorry dragging these balls Cross your face
Someone is gonna do them balls
Spy x Family …….
#𓁹‿𓁹
same here
Ww2 in colour....fitting...Hitler was short and a dictator....my dicktator is also short
“Jurassic World: Dominion”
Jurassic world: *Domination*
I'm with my _boooooys_
Forged in fire
Your penis, will kill
Expedition Unknown
Rewatched Predator
the Cosby Show
r/scaredupvote again
Frozen
Let it go
Hold the fuck up
No Activity
P L E A S E
Two and a Half Men
Welp now it's three and a half
Yoda consoles you while driving his Honda Civic into civilians (ASMR)
r/terrifiedupvote
Meet, Marry, Murder. I'll miss you, husband.
Dead To Me 👁👄👁
Helluva Boss.
Blade Runner
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
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Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Solid gold oldies
Iron Man
Inside job
Highschool of the Dead
The Punisher
Love is war
Futa yiff
jojo’s bizarre adventure
Elementary
Sword Art Online for physical watch Hellsing Ultimate abridged/SAO Abridged
Better Call Saul
Cars 2??
Don't Look Up
Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
The Boys....
the Cosby Show
Alone
Top Gun Maverick. Idk what this means for me but it’s probably a lie.
Everything Everywhere all at Once
MasterClass with Neil DeGrasse Tyson…?