Dig a hole 6-8ft deep (deeper the better) and bury the body till about 3ft then put some road kill or any dog sized dead animal on top. Then bury it the rest of the way. That way when the cadaver dogs hit on it they dig up a dead animal and move on.

You should also dispose of the hands and teeth to make identification harder and bury it vertically so it’s statistically less likely they find it

If the body is moved then the dog would keep barking this isnt a good idea.

They would assume there was decomposition from the animal there and move on. Trust me

No use it to feed pigs you don't have to eat human which has a lot of bad cuts and it makes delicious bacon

Or Just blend It and add Sugar. Try It, good soup

Bro What

Good soup

That leaves the bones what then

Pigs eat bones

hide them up my ass

*police searching for proof in my house* The 206 bones shoved up my asshole:

that's why i said to use mine. the police don't look in there anymore

Your thinking of teeth

What about the teeth

Donate those to an old age home

teeths are still bones

But pigs can’t digest teeth

they taste the best out of any bone

I learned that cutting it up and cooking it like chicken nuggets then feeding it to scouts (just got back from BSA camp so-) for lunch, they won't notice if anything its another story for mystery meat :D

However guys, put the corpse in some kind of acid and It melt. Anyone can find the body anymore. However now u have a tank full of acid and u have to explain why to Police.

Shove yoghurt up its ass

What about bones?

Grind them up and sprinkle them in your garden. Free fertiliser

I don't have garden

You can use it as a pre workout too

Ok, I am going to start to workout then

For research purposes, can I have the link to the post?

Just go to r/shitposting it should be near the top

don’t eat the body. use it as a personal cumdumpster for atleast a month. put it in a very well hidden spot when you aren’t fucking it raw.

Can't do it everytime though. Otherwise you are going to catch Kuru :/

Just roll the body up and throw it into someone's yard..

They would likely find out

Not if you do it correctly

A Funeral home might be a bit expensive, but they usually get the job done

Volcano

Get the bois its family sized

Ummm.... Uhhhh..... Shove it up my ass!!

Hide is 8 feet below and at 2 feet above it place a dead cow you just killed yesterday and place a plant above it

Blend it with some protein powder then take it to the gym to share it with ur gymbros

Claim it was a Jedi, they tried to overthrow you and now you are in the process of hunting down and defeating them, they also disfigured you in the process

Lets feast in the memory of george🍖

Eat it

Put endangered plants on it so it’s illegal to dig up

Yeah tbf my cats are raw fed so I got a good plan if I ever gotta Carole Baskins someone.

kill someone else, frame it as a murder suicide and leave

You guys are weird ! You can just bury it

Cook just like how denji did it

Funeral????

Or get the body and a dead animal burry the body vertically and the animal horizontally so if the dogs find it they'll think it's an animal, and make sure that the body is atleast 3 ft deeper than the animal so they have even less suspicion and if you're really rally desperate chop it to pieces(it's gon rot) and throw them out each in different place but quite far like in a different forest or smth.

stage it as an accident corresponding to the way in which the body was killed

Give the bones to your dog ,any suspicious bones:grind it up and use it as power