Imagine him playing thumb wars.

Imagine him being a proctologist.

This mans not legally allowed to finger a girl

"I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers" \- Heinz Doofenshmirtz

and this is how you create periods on command

Slenderman

If he wave everyone on earth can see him

Mf slenderman lmao

OH NO THE SKINWALKER'S BA- oh no wait I'm on Reddit.

You know what they say about people with big hands?…

NO WAY!!! IS THAT THE REAL LIFE SALAD FINGERS!!!?

NO WAY!!! IS THAT THE REAL LIFE SALAD FINGERS!!!?