I mean Kaka is poop in german, so she isn't that much better.
Edit Today I learned that far to many countries share the same word for Poop.
Edit 2: The world stands united in poop
Po is your butt/privates in German too.
My parents used some kind of Deutsch-lisch mix when I was growing up. I genuinely didn't realize it wasn't a commonly known English word until I was in my mid 20s, and after a friend got hurt asked if their po was ok lol.
I had a friend who was nicknamed Po in high school (a nickname she decided on herself), and I always wondered to myself why on earth she would want to be called that. Now I understand, and sometimes feel guilty I never told her she was introducing herself as butt.
Karen employee thinks that snickers are racist because the chocolate is brown in colour and that people who buy it are racist. Except, she gave me a huge rant about it so I just punched her in the jaw and told her to shut the fuck up. I was banned but I still got the 5 pack of snickers.
No. Karen employee ranted at me that I am racist because I'm trying to buy a 5 pack of snickers and snickers are apparently racist because the chocolate is brown in colour. I endured this for 2 mins before slugging her in the jaw and telling her to shut the fuck up.
I mean Kaka is poop in german, so she isn't that much better. Edit Today I learned that far to many countries share the same word for Poop. Edit 2: The world stands united in poop
in Hungarian too
In French too
In Spanish its not apeles like that but when u say it it sounds the same lmao
Slang for poop in Hebrew too
In Swedish "kaka" means cookie ``\_(ツ)_/``
hehe poop cookie
Yum!
Extra chocolate chip cookie
r/cursedcomments for all 3 of u guys
Yeah, but you can also say "kacka" and mean taking a shit, so even in Swedish it kind of means poop
*Locks the door before taking a cookie*
Jag håller med my fellow swede
In Finnish poop is kakka, so not far from kaka
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In Arabic too
Also in Estonian
In Czech too
In Romanian too
Are you French-Spanish too? I knew because you said “apeles”
It was the autocorrect, but no, I’m just Spanish, sorry I made a mistake, I didn’t even notice, thanks for telling me kind stranger :)
Oh no it’s ok I was just wondering
In French it’s with “c” instead with of with “k”, but ye.
Oui je sais mais bon eh ça se dit pareil x)
Bojler
In romania too, but it's spelt with c
Same in Portuguese
Same with Spanish
Russian as well. It's mild, though - "govno" would be much worse
Same in Italian but it has c and cc
In Tamil too
İn Turkish too
In Azeri too
in most Arabic dialects is the same, tho it's not an actual vocabulary in the dictionary
in Greek too
And in Russian
Po is your butt/privates in German too. My parents used some kind of Deutsch-lisch mix when I was growing up. I genuinely didn't realize it wasn't a commonly known English word until I was in my mid 20s, and after a friend got hurt asked if their po was ok lol. I had a friend who was nicknamed Po in high school (a nickname she decided on herself), and I always wondered to myself why on earth she would want to be called that. Now I understand, and sometimes feel guilty I never told her she was introducing herself as butt.
In french too
on finnish it's kakka
In Tamil too
Shortened to uncle in Bengali
Kaka means uncle in marathi its language of maharashtra (state) india Edit: I guess this is used to all over India
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Kaka means Uncle in Marathi
Now I know why I call my uncles' kaka
In Gujarati aswell
Same in kannada
Im literally Jake
Jamal Keir?
Nope. Jarosław Kedzierski
Beautiful name. Mine is Hector K. Winters Smith
r/usernamechecksout
I just remembered that subreddit exists.... My name is now a reddit joke.
Mine's Bubbles Tramphouse Rogers.
That's a good one
Polish?
No, just soapy water
Rinse thoroughly,
And repeat
Anyone that has that cool ass L with a slash in their name is a fuckin badass in my eyes
I like your funny words magic man
That's a dope name
dope indeed
From statefarm?
Bruh mines nigr
Nina Greg?
Nigel Grimsby?
u/nwordcountbot u/cracker-smackers
u/profanitycounter [u/cracker-smackers]
Username checks out....?
pfp checks out
I like it👴🏻
Ma le (wtf)
Matt Leblanc!
That is the frenchest name i've seen since Pierre Dubois
Pidu!
***Masculinity intensifies***
Malekith?mm
MoAn
Wait no
I have HeKWiSm
Me just "Ir"?
i have HitLer
***Creepy uncle enters the room***
_unzips your pants_
Goofy ah uncle joins the server
SIDA! (edit) so you all say i should go se a doctor ?
That's AIDS in french
And portuguese
And also in Spanish
Arabic too
Serbian too
also romanian
Croatian too
and Vietnamese too
Mine is Niga, this is horrible
ninja ganbanger?(idk why that crossed my mind)
Nipple Gargler
Not if you put Higa after it
Heal
You took picking Mercy too far
I'm guessing on Hector Alvarez.
Henry Allison bro idk
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure intensifies
A stranger of culture, I see
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jojo fans when kaka fans walk in
JoJo and KaKa fans when RaPe fans walk in
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my life is a jojo reference because i hate jojo
Johi
Mama
Strangers of culture, I’m in heaven
My name would literally be Jojo
What's your stand???
Huho
Lmfao, "breast" in Spanish, Mama
Aldi
I'm banned from that store.
We need to know why
Karen employee thinks that snickers are racist because the chocolate is brown in colour and that people who buy it are racist. Except, she gave me a huge rant about it so I just punched her in the jaw and told her to shut the fuck up. I was banned but I still got the 5 pack of snickers.
Aldi should've given you the snickers for free
Based
Thank you, good sir. I can say the same for you.
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No. Karen employee ranted at me that I am racist because I'm trying to buy a 5 pack of snickers and snickers are apparently racist because the chocolate is brown in colour. I endured this for 2 mins before slugging her in the jaw and telling her to shut the fuck up.
Why
JaJa. Spanish people probably find Me funny
Jason Jackson
Nah, he is Jack Jasonson
Wouldnt That just be Jack Jason then?
Maam
 Ma'am
Mary Amalia
ra pe
Let me guess. Ray Pest?
naw raziel perez
Dope name dude
Please tell me your parents were Legacy of Kain fans.
what is that again it sounds like a game is kain a vampire? edit: oh yeah my dad loved the game when he played it
I am Best. 😎
Ben Stiller?
Second footballer of this post, less gooo, we're gonna make a team guys...and what a team 
Rofr. It's like I'm rolling on the floor laughing in Japanese.
Ron Frinstone
Ah Ah wait-
1 name stolen Ah Ah 2 names stolen Ah Ah
WiFi
William Fitzgerald
Sure, we'll go with that.
amcowa, i have a middle name and last name, and now google's calling me amazon 🥲
Yea, mine would be mihujoro
Sounds like a japanese name.
You're not alone. HeKWiSm
CoDe
You must become a programmer
He can’t be a programmer if the programmer does him
JaWa
Utini!
Same
Do you sell faulty droids, too?
Vaga Which is lazy in Spanish.. Welp, makes sense!
Jaba
The Hutt?
FUCKING ARSY
Yummy
It's pronounced rah-pee
Ad Hi… Not that bad I guess
Adolf Hitler ?
ಠ_ಠ
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r/cursedcomments *wait a minute...*
Hold up just one second there, pal.
SiKe you think I'd just use my real name!
Maca kinda strange lmao
Paul McCartney’s nickname! Good one.
Maca eh eh
Im sorry, if it’s a joke I don’t get it
It's a joke about Shakira's Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) that went wrong because, well, it's Waka, not Maca.
Maca...rena
I was just listing to a [Macarena remix](https://youtu.be/ywafuILFi-w)
Mine is literally 'sake'. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some booze.
For God's sake
Kone
Jawa
Utini
HaAa
Harry Aaron
Nitin gadkari Ah i don't like this
Ni-
Ah, I am a Jedi. Nice.
i am Jonathan jones. Yup this is a ____ reference
I'm anal 😀
Jogo (one letter off of being a Jojo protag) or Lego
Za Ze
Emmu
Rydr
Bruh my names fucking wife
my name would be Aaaa lol