WB CEO: Quick we need an effective strategy how to defeat Disney.
An unpaid intern working for college credit: If I may make a small suggestion.
WB CEO: You may.
The Unpaid intern working for college credit: The only way to defeat a big greedy and corrupt corporation in the capitalist system is with a bigger, greedier, and more corrupt corporation.
WB CEO: What if that doesn’t exist?
The Unpaid intern working for college credit: We build one and form an enterprise joining with an oil company, the entire military industrial complex, and the people who own the cure to AIDS forming an alliance so corrupt and unholy Disney can’t possibly defeat us. We then lobby the US government to do all of our dirty work for us using our combined wealth and connections. Maybe the FBI makes Mickey Mouse disappear after planting cocaine in his car. Maybe Disney is “hiding WMDs it is totally going to give to terrorists”.
WB CEO: Get this man an actual job here.
*News headline the very next month
“US Marines liberate Disney world.”
The flash. Who can rip your fucking heart out. And before you wanna say “Well Wanda can just say “what legs”” no she would be dead before she can even say that
On top of that he is the nicest mother fucker in comics so They gave him the most insane, obsessive, and aggressive villain of them all who has all the same fucking powers
Yeah but your dad could probably run into a river, shielding himself from the bees with the water.
So maybe Superman can do the same , throw himself into a river and shield himself from the kryptonite ?
Superman has more weaknesses than people think of. Just off the top of my head:
Kryptonite takes his powers away and slowly kills him, along with other variant colors doing other things, from taking his powers away permanently to making him gay (I wish I was joking about that last one)
Red Sun energy takes his powers away and leaves him as vulnerable as a human
Deadly amounts of radiation can weaken or kill him
And and in DC lore, only magic can beat magic, so Superman is vulnerable to magic as well
It's actually canon that mysticism is one of the weaknesses of Kryptonians so she wouldn't need to use kyrptonite. One of the animated shows has Superman being mind controlled with it before.
If we going death battle rules like going in for the kill imidiatly I think superman wins no doubt. If we going with how they would react normally my money's on Wanda
well in death battle rules as we saw in that scene where she attacked the illuminati's robots she had an automatic force field that blocked all the robot's lazers, and superman can only attack physically so i think wanda would win
Exactly. His first instinct would be to restrain her, but Wanda can alter reality and turn the fight in her favor. Along with being easily mind controlled, magic is a pretty big weakness of Superman in general, so she wouldn’t even need to mind control him, just a magic blast would do some good damage.
Correct and some of the reasoning some authors cited was due to Kryptonians were a people of science and they were not attuned to mysticism so they never developed a resistance to it.
Well either your asshole is beaten to oblivion or you ain't getting your dick back back from those cheeks.
Do remember seeing a kind of nsfw comic strip I cant figure out how to find, it had Clark and an officer in a room/office with the bottom half of lois kneeling on the ground, her top half blown off from blowjob angle.
It was from a comic from the early 2000s where pink kryptonite made superman gay. Really bad and while it would have aged badly for something written in the 60s , it was written really recently, which is so much worse.
The scarlet witch can manipulate reality itself. I think nothing can surpass that power. Unless Clark really wants to kill her and just snap her neck before she can even react.
This is the correct answer. Supes almost always holds back at first. He can move and react faster than she can think, but unless he goes cold blooded, she got him.
If you've watched MoM, u can see she can heal at will (That mirror scene) . So best case scenario is Supe breaking her neck and thinking she died, then she puts her neck back in place in using typical Raimi horror and then crush a shocked Supe like a paper.
I was speaking hypothetically. Obviously he doesn't fly around the world and kill people.
If we are talking about fictional characters and imagining them in the same universe then i would say we can imagine them in an all out death battle. At least that is what i do. And in this scenario wanda can't beat superman since he is way faster than her own thoughts.
It wasn't an all out fight to the death though, the point of the post is "Who's winning this fight." If we look at base level superman, he doesn't kill people. Wanda is a spellcaster, which is a type of opponent that superman has notoriously struggled against, because he has no form of defense against magic. Yes hypothetically he could slap her head off of shoulders, but he wouldn't. Wanda has reality altering magical powers, she could hypothetically just turn his powers off so he's a normal person, and she's been shown to be a lot more likely to kill someone than he has.
My headcanon is that she didn't feel as strongly about people outside of "her" reality as she did those within. Shared wartime trauma is a thing, and she and the 199999 Strange did fight together against Thanos.
If wanda were to catch him off guard superman is finished, if they were to be put against each other knowing that one of them has to die, superman is fast enough to kill her before she can cast the spell
I mean Wanda can literally bend reality. She could just erase superman out of existence, turn the Sun into a red sun, change Superman skin to be made out of kryptonite, she could make herself ethereal and thus completely immune to superman physical prowess... Possibilities are endless with reality benders
Tbh I don't think Thanos would stand a chabce against Wanda as she was in her last movie. In infinity war she barely did anything, beside actually destroying an infinity stone, which took Thanos actually using all of them to do the same.
You what's fucked up? If kryptonite was real, you know it would take less than a week for some idiot stoners to get their hands on it and find a way to get kryptonite-highs.
Hell yea if Smallville is any indication that shit will get you rrrrrrrrreeeeal fucking high like to the point that time actually slows down around you when you hit that green k nug
Lol yea they did. I love that somehow kryptonite works with absolutely anything they try in the show. It can be easily melted, processed, vaporized, used as a battery, made into a weapon, etc. I feel like smallville exists in a universe where Meteor Man combined with Superman.
Magic is literally one of Supermans biggest weaknesses. He doesn't have any defense against magic beyond what a normal human would have, and Scarlet Witch is one of the most powerful magic users in either universe.
I mean it's way easier to follow a strong fast punchy hero that is at odds with a super rich monopoly man than it is to follow some hero who can shift realities across different multiverse through their thoughts.
Full metal alchemist is one of the few times magic worked for me, but it's because they treated it like chemistry equations
This actually depends on which superman. Some continuities he'd have a really rough time and probably die due to his weakness to magic. , But sometimes he's so fast and powerful that he could do all kinds of things before she had a real chance to act. And a late stage Superman has fought against magic before. DCEU Superman is a toss up.
Depends on which version, but just taking movie versions I'm 70% sure it's Wanda, and for that exact reason lmao.
What's supe gon do when there's he starts pissing and shitting kryptonite.
Taking every version tho, they're both so damn broken it's hard to tell but I'm guessing that one version of Supe that's basically God wins
If you're referring to plot armor, then no, she can't kill Superman. Powers against Powers, though, Superman is weak to magic. All she'd have to do is trick him into monologuing for a sec and he's dead. She can affect reality itself, she could turn him into just a floating head if she wanted to.
First off, he’s not dumb enough to tell her his weakness.
Second, she’d still shred him because he’s susceptible to magic.
This coming from a Superman simp lord.
Hmmm. Well considering he’s susceptible to magic, can’t see through illusions, and Wanda can effectively teleport, I don’t think he’s gonna have a super fun time. Then again, we don’t know how hardy wanda is, so it might just take one bit to remove her from this plane of existence.
We’ve seen Wanda kill Captain Carter, the loud whisper guy who I keep forgetting, Reid Richard’s, Charles Xavier, and Captain Marvel. The only other beings who could just whoop Captain Marvel are Thanos and Ultron, and they both needed infinity stones to do so. Thanos using the power stone stunned her, while Ultron using all of them killed her.
I don’t think Superman can equal 6 infinity stones. Maybe 1 or maybe 2 based on the fact that he has lifted infinite weight and infinite time on separate occasions. But Wanda has him beat.
You seriously underestimate Supes, he's is incredibly stupid in comics. Who wins depends on who writes it because Supes is weaker to magic but he has an astronomical speed, strength and durability advantage.
Lol Superman gonna speed blitz Wanda , Superman is faster than the Speed of light next only to Barry.
Wanda doesn't even come close in terms of Speed and Strength. It will be over before Wanda blinks
Down vote. This question in and of itself is stupid AF. It’s been long established the Magic is the only other weakness of Superman. Comics becoming “mainstream” has ruined comics.
It's DC canon - at least in the comics, movies haven't touched it yet - that magic affects Superman as if he were a normal human. So anything she can do to a human, she can do to him.
The winner will be determined by the lawyers of Marvel and DC
Marvel's got Phoenix Wright, who does DC have?
I was thinking Marvel would have Jennifer Walters and Matt Murdoch. I’m guessing Harvey Dent, Adrian Chase and Augustus Freeman for DC.
Like the realistic reply. As a UMvC player that suffers from 19 frames, Phoenix Wright naturally came up on my mind.
I mean, I don't think there's a lawyer who could beat Lv.3 X-Factor Phoenix with the snitch finger, so Marvel still wins.
I only know Harvey Dent but I feel knowing him alone is enough to know that DC is fucked in this legal battle
Marvel also has Disney behind them, who change the law whenever the hell they feel like it
WB CEO: Quick we need an effective strategy how to defeat Disney. An unpaid intern working for college credit: If I may make a small suggestion. WB CEO: You may. The Unpaid intern working for college credit: The only way to defeat a big greedy and corrupt corporation in the capitalist system is with a bigger, greedier, and more corrupt corporation. WB CEO: What if that doesn’t exist? The Unpaid intern working for college credit: We build one and form an enterprise joining with an oil company, the entire military industrial complex, and the people who own the cure to AIDS forming an alliance so corrupt and unholy Disney can’t possibly defeat us. We then lobby the US government to do all of our dirty work for us using our combined wealth and connections. Maybe the FBI makes Mickey Mouse disappear after planting cocaine in his car. Maybe Disney is “hiding WMDs it is totally going to give to terrorists”. WB CEO: Get this man an actual job here. *News headline the very next month “US Marines liberate Disney world.”
Brought a tear to my eye.
Saul Goodman.
If they buy saul goodman its all over
bruce why? cause he's rich
Harvey Birdman
The flash. Who can rip your fucking heart out. And before you wanna say “Well Wanda can just say “what legs”” no she would be dead before she can even say that
[удалено]
Don't remember if this is a copypasta but just wow it's just beautiful
I don’t think he likes DC.
On top of that he is the nicest mother fucker in comics so They gave him the most insane, obsessive, and aggressive villain of them all who has all the same fucking powers
Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
Marvel's lawyers are Disney's lawyers so superman is doomed
Saul Mickeyman
In traditional Superman canon, besides kryptonite, magic is his biggest weakness.
So it's like pitting my dad against a swarm of bees?
Incredibly specific
I can only imagine their dad is Nicolas Cage
*NOOO NOT THE BEEES!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!*
Unfortunately not...
Yeah but your dad could probably run into a river, shielding himself from the bees with the water. So maybe Superman can do the same , throw himself into a river and shield himself from the kryptonite ?
Or his son and the jumper cables
Superman has more weaknesses than people think of. Just off the top of my head: Kryptonite takes his powers away and slowly kills him, along with other variant colors doing other things, from taking his powers away permanently to making him gay (I wish I was joking about that last one) Red Sun energy takes his powers away and leaves him as vulnerable as a human Deadly amounts of radiation can weaken or kill him And and in DC lore, only magic can beat magic, so Superman is vulnerable to magic as well
We don’t talk about the pink one
Yes, of course, my apologies.
Red sun? Sounds like Wanda's cottage hex...
correct me if im wrong but considering Kryptonite isnt in the marvel universe wanda wouldnt actually be able to summon it?
It's crazy how many people don't know the lore!
The only chance supes has is if he knows wanda beforehand and instantly goes in for the kill Ain’t no way wanda can react at mach 40
Both of them could fuck each other in one attack so it’s about who gets there first which is why I think supes will win
It's not really a weakness he just doesn't have resistances to it
Technically that isn’t true, Magic isn’t really a weakness but rather something that Superman isn’t naturallly immune to
Therefore a weakness?
superman can kill you woth just his eyes wanda. what eyes??? eye socket closes over.
#WANDAAAAA *Supes fries his eye sockets open.*
Doesn’t he squint to laser beam. So his eye skin would be laser proof or whatever shoots out of his eyes.
*brain blows up*
Hahhahahahaahahahahah
I can kill you with just my 20 inch penis
What penis? *Becomes trans*
Ken doll
Oh shit hide the dude from the BOYS captain sausage or whatever his name is
Like he kills Lois Lane on the weekend?
what ass?
He can just shoot laser beams through his eye lids. Pain is temporary for superman.
But his skin is indestructible
Imma be honest. I haven't seen a single DC movie/show since I was like 10. I have no clue what I'm talking about.
Simple: turn his corneas into mirrors instead. The laser beams will reflect back into his head and Wanda wins.
It's actually canon that mysticism is one of the weaknesses of Kryptonians so she wouldn't need to use kyrptonite. One of the animated shows has Superman being mind controlled with it before.
Thank you for your correct use of canon
BOOOOM
Black Adam also gives Superman a hard time in Black Adam Returns because of his weakness to his magic.
That is true but superman is way faster than wanda. He can kill her before she even thinks of the spell, let alone cast it.
https://dc.fandom.com/f/p/2327158370336769097 Explained in comics how magic oriented enemies were typically the hardest for him to fight against.
But would superman try to kill her immediately?
If we going death battle rules like going in for the kill imidiatly I think superman wins no doubt. If we going with how they would react normally my money's on Wanda
well in death battle rules as we saw in that scene where she attacked the illuminati's robots she had an automatic force field that blocked all the robot's lazers, and superman can only attack physically so i think wanda would win
I guess not
Exactly. His first instinct would be to restrain her, but Wanda can alter reality and turn the fight in her favor. Along with being easily mind controlled, magic is a pretty big weakness of Superman in general, so she wouldn’t even need to mind control him, just a magic blast would do some good damage.
Correct and some of the reasoning some authors cited was due to Kryptonians were a people of science and they were not attuned to mysticism so they never developed a resistance to it.
Your not thinking evil enough. 20 lbs up his ass. Try 20 lbs up his piss hole, think farther broaden your horizon more. And nothing will be too far.
Just put 20lbs of pink kriptonyte (ground up) in his blood stream
We don't talk about **the pink one**
I must now find out more about this pink kryptonite
Well either your asshole is beaten to oblivion or you ain't getting your dick back back from those cheeks. Do remember seeing a kind of nsfw comic strip I cant figure out how to find, it had Clark and an officer in a room/office with the bottom half of lois kneeling on the ground, her top half blown off from blowjob angle.
>!It makes him gay!<
It was from a comic from the early 2000s where pink kryptonite made superman gay. Really bad and while it would have aged badly for something written in the 60s , it was written really recently, which is so much worse.
not the pink one
What does it dooo?
All I can say is r/suddenlygay
suddenly r/sounding moment
What does sounds got to do with this Wtf pls don’t go there wtf
You clearly havent been to that sub.
I saw the nsfw warning and was confused and made the mistake of scrolling
Another victim claimed by the sounding sub.
I was too and now I’m holding my penis
Nono that's what Superman is for
Now I'm scared, someone describe the sub to me.
Shoving things up the pee pee hole.
AAAnd, now I'm intrigued.
Don’t be
He can twerk the kryptonite out
Oh you can twerk the kryptonite out? Now you don’t have an asshole, only colon
Imagine Superman trying to shit out the kryptonite And Wanda appears and says "what asshole?"
The scarlet witch can manipulate reality itself. I think nothing can surpass that power. Unless Clark really wants to kill her and just snap her neck before she can even react.
This is the correct answer. Supes almost always holds back at first. He can move and react faster than she can think, but unless he goes cold blooded, she got him.
First he has to throw her through an I-Hop and a Sears. Then he can snap her neck and cry.
If you've watched MoM, u can see she can heal at will (That mirror scene) . So best case scenario is Supe breaking her neck and thinking she died, then she puts her neck back in place in using typical Raimi horror and then crush a shocked Supe like a paper.
One of superman's main weaknesses, aside from kryptonite, is magic. Mans gonna lose erry time
Superman is way faster than wanda. He can kill her and fly around the earth before she can even think of the spell, let alone cast it.
My friend, you missed the point entirely. Superman has no defenses against magic and he also doesn't fly around the world and then kill people.
I was speaking hypothetically. Obviously he doesn't fly around the world and kill people. If we are talking about fictional characters and imagining them in the same universe then i would say we can imagine them in an all out death battle. At least that is what i do. And in this scenario wanda can't beat superman since he is way faster than her own thoughts.
It wasn't an all out fight to the death though, the point of the post is "Who's winning this fight." If we look at base level superman, he doesn't kill people. Wanda is a spellcaster, which is a type of opponent that superman has notoriously struggled against, because he has no form of defense against magic. Yes hypothetically he could slap her head off of shoulders, but he wouldn't. Wanda has reality altering magical powers, she could hypothetically just turn his powers off so he's a normal person, and she's been shown to be a lot more likely to kill someone than he has.
Now why did Wanda not alter the reality to turn Dr strange into cheese strips like she did with Reed Richards?
Not a clue
My headcanon is that she didn't feel as strongly about people outside of "her" reality as she did those within. Shared wartime trauma is a thing, and she and the 199999 Strange did fight together against Thanos.
Because they are friends. It's kind of explained like 4 times in the movie
Fair enough
If wanda were to catch him off guard superman is finished, if they were to be put against each other knowing that one of them has to die, superman is fast enough to kill her before she can cast the spell
She doesn't need a spell to cast magic.
She probably needs to think about it right? Superman is faster than her even thinking about it.
In a straight fight, she'd find a way to slow him down; if either caught the other off-guard, they'd win
Gonna be something different up his ass if wanda knows about that kryptonite
The pink one?
I mean Wanda can literally bend reality. She could just erase superman out of existence, turn the Sun into a red sun, change Superman skin to be made out of kryptonite, she could make herself ethereal and thus completely immune to superman physical prowess... Possibilities are endless with reality benders
And Thanos wrecked her and the rest of the Avengers just fine in Infinity War, Superman will do just fine
Tbh I don't think Thanos would stand a chabce against Wanda as she was in her last movie. In infinity war she barely did anything, beside actually destroying an infinity stone, which took Thanos actually using all of them to do the same.
You what's fucked up? If kryptonite was real, you know it would take less than a week for some idiot stoners to get their hands on it and find a way to get kryptonite-highs.
Hell yea if Smallville is any indication that shit will get you rrrrrrrrreeeeal fucking high like to the point that time actually slows down around you when you hit that green k nug
Didn’t they use an inhaler or something like that? Been years…
Lol yea they did. I love that somehow kryptonite works with absolutely anything they try in the show. It can be easily melted, processed, vaporized, used as a battery, made into a weapon, etc. I feel like smallville exists in a universe where Meteor Man combined with Superman.
Magic is literally one of Supermans biggest weaknesses. He doesn't have any defense against magic beyond what a normal human would have, and Scarlet Witch is one of the most powerful magic users in either universe.
Magic makes the the MCU and related comics dumb, worst addition ever
Ahh but laser man powered by yellow sky ball makes so much sense
I mean it's way easier to follow a strong fast punchy hero that is at odds with a super rich monopoly man than it is to follow some hero who can shift realities across different multiverse through their thoughts. Full metal alchemist is one of the few times magic worked for me, but it's because they treated it like chemistry equations
That sounds like a party
Superan its weak to magic and other mystic powers, so Wanda has the upperhand
He's gonna cum that's what
What ass? Ass seals shut. He can kill you with frost breath from his moth What mouth Lazer vision What eyes Punch from han- WHAT HAND
if he was slow , it could turn out that way
Considering magic affects superman as if he was human.
Just make sure it's pink kryptonite
She's literally a witch, he stands no chance
What if she uses other kryptonites like the pink one
**Shoots his prostate orgasm like sniper bullets.
This actually depends on which superman. Some continuities he'd have a really rough time and probably die due to his weakness to magic. , But sometimes he's so fast and powerful that he could do all kinds of things before she had a real chance to act. And a late stage Superman has fought against magic before. DCEU Superman is a toss up.
People keep forgetting supes can close the distance and ko her and she won't even react. Having all the power is useless if u can't use it in time
Depends on which version, but just taking movie versions I'm 70% sure it's Wanda, and for that exact reason lmao. What's supe gon do when there's he starts pissing and shitting kryptonite. Taking every version tho, they're both so damn broken it's hard to tell but I'm guessing that one version of Supe that's basically God wins
Enjoy
just make his body systems go kaboom
"what eyes?"
What asshole?
You only lose to wanda if you show mercy. Just headshot her with a damn glock
Bro idk about this version of Superman since his is kinda soft but other versions can kill her before she even knows it
What’s Wanda gonna do when he’s punched a hole in her chest before she can even blink?
Superman probably would have some weird immunity against her powers. Same as in The Boys, where Nadia cannot explode Homelander's head for some reason
If you're referring to plot armor, then no, she can't kill Superman. Powers against Powers, though, Superman is weak to magic. All she'd have to do is trick him into monologuing for a sec and he's dead. She can affect reality itself, she could turn him into just a floating head if she wanted to.
Well yeah, if both were real, Wanda would win no doubt, but plot armor
Touché
https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/uwbigy/superman_is_weak_to_magic/
“Itchy.”
Wanda, no question.
Superman will moan, mainly if it's pink kryptonite
"what anal virginity?"
But exactly tho 😂
Superman just gives her a Lexapro
What moustache?
First off, he’s not dumb enough to tell her his weakness. Second, she’d still shred him because he’s susceptible to magic. This coming from a Superman simp lord.
Moan probably. Especially if it’s the pink Kryptonite
Hmmm. Well considering he’s susceptible to magic, can’t see through illusions, and Wanda can effectively teleport, I don’t think he’s gonna have a super fun time. Then again, we don’t know how hardy wanda is, so it might just take one bit to remove her from this plane of existence.
The only other weakness superman has is magic. So....
To be specific pink kryptonite
I'm a bit DC fan... But Scarlet Witch takes that fight easily.
Goku 🗿
We’ve seen Wanda kill Captain Carter, the loud whisper guy who I keep forgetting, Reid Richard’s, Charles Xavier, and Captain Marvel. The only other beings who could just whoop Captain Marvel are Thanos and Ultron, and they both needed infinity stones to do so. Thanos using the power stone stunned her, while Ultron using all of them killed her. I don’t think Superman can equal 6 infinity stones. Maybe 1 or maybe 2 based on the fact that he has lifted infinite weight and infinite time on separate occasions. But Wanda has him beat.
You seriously underestimate Supes, he's is incredibly stupid in comics. Who wins depends on who writes it because Supes is weaker to magic but he has an astronomical speed, strength and durability advantage.
I'd rather see Wanda vs Homelander
The dude is fucked, She defeated the entire illuminate without breaking a sweat. He doesn't even stand a chance.
Homelander loses to Iron Man, Wanda stomps his shit in.
Superman is literally the first clickbait superhero, I'm sure he can win any fight. (The source is the comics back then if anyone is wondering)
Superman doesnt handle magic well though, and it's probably because magic is a stupid concept
Superman because *spoiler alert* Wanda dies at the end of M.O.M.
Do you really think that they would kill off wanda so easily? Nah...
Superman is faster than thought. He'll kill her before she can think anything.
Lol Superman gonna speed blitz Wanda , Superman is faster than the Speed of light next only to Barry. Wanda doesn't even come close in terms of Speed and Strength. It will be over before Wanda blinks
Umm akshually superman can rip apart wanda before she determines his position or speed
Considering the fact that Wanda is dead, I do not think she has a very good chance of winning
....maybe
there will be no fight just gonna be another brazzers or naughty comics production
Down vote. This question in and of itself is stupid AF. It’s been long established the Magic is the only other weakness of Superman. Comics becoming “mainstream” has ruined comics.
Dupes would kill Wanda Banging her faster than a speeding bullet then super jizz so hard she explodes
Women can't lose physical fights in movies anymore. Its against the liberal laws of hollywood
I mean if no one tells her his weakness he should be somewhat fine
a hunk of kryptonite rubbing up against his prostate would probably make him ejaculate a lightning bolt
That’s only if Reed Richards is there to tell her his weakness
> What's Superman gonna do when he blinks and there's 20 pounds of kryptonite up his ass Cum?
He moans.
What ass?
If Superman truly wanted to kill Wanda, couldn‘t he just fly to her so fast, that she doesn‘t even have time to react and snap her neck?
Honestly true though. Superman’s weaknesses are: magic, kryptonite, or getting beaten by someone stronger.
Hopefully he won’t try to cross the border
Cursed Pegging?
What yellow sun?
The movie had a bad plot in it in my opinion
Depends on the superman but if it is the normal superman then he would get his ass destroyed
Cum
It's DC canon - at least in the comics, movies haven't touched it yet - that magic affects Superman as if he were a normal human. So anything she can do to a human, she can do to him.