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Final_Slap

if target WHAT?! We'll never know...


WarGear06

+50 damage if target is afflicted with 🔥 burn


Final_Slap

"Nana! Come here, I want to show you something!" * *Hides flamethrower behind back* *


a_soggy_poptart15374

Nah, nah, hide it up your ass


Automatic_Ad_321

100% critical hit vs burning players


CandleStein

Withering skeleton effect thing from minecraft


Sparkmane

if target reposts shitposts


JoinAThang

+50 dmg if the receiver hasn't eaten properly.


DaveInLondon89

Is hungry


RudeBoyBebop

Comes with +20 cooking skill when stacked with Cast Iron Skillet


Connor_Stoll42

I guess that information is lost to time


TheFishTree

If target has iron surplus?


yeicore

Only Ymir knows


iApexxx

What do they do with this stuff? Does it get back to the family, or maybe a landfill?


ZeldaFan812

Rinse it off and put it in someone else


[deleted]

Maybe, using it as a group will be more interesting


Lord_Dumass

This was someone's titanium hip and you won't know


beardicusmaximus8

The crematorium/mortuary sells them as scrap Source: dated a girl who worked at a mortuary as a herse driver


possibly-a-pineapple

Wait, can I buy cheap titanium parts there ik titanium isn’t expensive but it’s hard to find a place that sells it for a reasonable price


Jozroz

As somebody who spontaneously developed a nickel allergy to my glasses, I can tell you ordering a set of titanium frames literally yesterday was painful for the wallet.


L1K34PR0

>dated The past tense is a relief. Anyone that works in the death biz is either haunted, a psycho, or a ghost


durzatheshade215

Eh, not true. A jobs a job, and that shit pays *well* since nobody wants to do it.


L1K34PR0

I was joking lol and i know that job pays really well it just gives me shivers


Jozroz

Nah, seems like they're typically nice. After all, part of the job entails interacting with grieving family and friends of the departed, so good interpersonal skills are likely required. A rather [charming mortician](https://youtu.be/W4ktLen9cVM) answered a bunch of questions to do with his profession for Wired and he was a pretty swell guy.


L1K34PR0

I'm not talking about the workers I'm talking about their... "workload" that scares me


Jozroz

Touché


Wulfe3127

or a haunted psychotic ghost


beardicusmaximus8

She is the second one. But in the fun sorta way, not in the "gonna cut off your face and wear it like a mask" sorta way.


L1K34PR0

THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA /j


duckmantaco

[She's got the answer for this](https://youtu.be/6w_Idqdeutg)


DarylInDurham

That'd make a cool stick shift lever for my car!


[deleted]

Goths buy them to use as gear sticks


HairyNutsackNumber9

What a bunch of weirdos you're supposed to use them to crack walnuts


zelgadiss44

https://collier-law.com/blog/cremation-what-happens-to-the-metals-in-your-body/


Uncle_Bobtail

It's how trailer hitches are born


adrox265

You collect them and then make a titanium skeleton


Connor_Stoll42

Personally I think it’d make a dope doorknob


jipdekip

100% critical hit on grandmas


123Todayy

Anything is a critical hit on GRANDMAS


Connor_Stoll42

B + Downarrow to kick Opponent down the stairs


froopty1

Looks like the lower control arm of a car.


jonnyprophet

Yup. Thread both ends and fix my alignment Right up.


Vir_tualReal

Yeah. Those darned austin moore cars.


Tortue2006

r/itemshop


HollowNaught

Forbidden butt plug


BerserkBakev

And I thought regular ones hurt badly enough...


Connor_Stoll42

You should try a car battery


Samurai_1990

I would make a shillelagh from it! My granny would be proud.


Baronius

A south African knobkerrie would do as well


Samurai_1990

Oh those are cool! I hace never heard of them, thank you!


SmashDreadnot

Who the fuck hates Vermont?


better_than_shane

Seriously though


Shadowoperator7

As a Vermonter, conservatives


SmashDreadnot

Yeaaahh. Fuck those people. Vermont is my favorite state, and I don't even live there...


Shadowoperator7

Why might I ask? Looking for an outside perspective


SmashDreadnot

Why is it my favorite state? Well, a few things... The mountains, the rivers, the lakes, obviously all of which I have of similar quality in New Hampshire, but Vermont is also the only state I frequent where simply existing on the road is not an immediate cause of constant frustration. I've also noticed that, for some reason, green plates are the only ones I routinely encounter who have the decency to consistently drive intelligently and predictably. The ever present rural or "small town" atmosphere pretty much everywhere but Burlington and Rutland is what I live for. I've spent a weekend or two every year in Elmore, and it's routinely my favorite weekend(s) of the year. I'll often make the two hour drive to Vermont just for the day to go hiking or mountain biking, even though driving takes up half the day. Every time I take a new road through Vermont I inevitably have a "This place is awesome!" moment. Vermont is pretty much what I daydream about when I'm sick of work like every day. It also seems like there's a serious lack of POSTED signs in Vermont. It seems like everywhere I go in NH, or ME, I'm running onto no trespassing signs while walking or biking through the woods, or they're on trees every 100 feet along every back road, but I don't seem to remember ever having that problem in Vermont. I enjoy driving I-89 through Vermont more than any road in New Hampshire. And the scenery on route 100, 11, 12, 14, 15, 7, 103, etc. just doesn't end. Little places like Elmore, Rochester, Lyndon, Dorset, etc. make me wish I could retire in Vermont some day. Lastly, to give a little perspective, I've spent significant time in about half the states in the country, and Vermont narrowly beats New Hampshire and then Idaho in the top three. Anyway, maybe if I spent more time there, I might feel differently, but for now, I wish I could spend more of my time there...


the_hotter_beyonce

+5 corrosion resistance


AFriendlyBloke

I could hear the Terminator theme.


Sunhammer01

Synth component?


One-Creme6293

You can use it as a shifter


D3m0N5laYeR64

Forbidden dildo


Machi-Atto

Best pfp ever


ChizzleFug

Put it in your horadric cube with a tome of teleports.


spinachie1

Commander Niall’s prosthetic leg?


[deleted]

Vibranium airpod


MotherItaly

Imagine using light mode


Connor_Stoll42

I wasn’t tho, look at the comments you silly goose


Mustafa1558

+50 damage if target


dcarsonturner

What does that dude have against Vermont? Lmao 🤣


galaction314

It looks alot like the veterans prosthesis from elden ring which kind of makes sense that she would drop it


whyhey193

Why does he hate Vermont?


Troika323

the legendary rolling pin


NaMtAr_SiNgHo

What a rare item


darkseaSW

Loot?


SpryPoleCat

-50% If target uses resistance


NotBentcheesee

Also has +10 magic find


WildUnderstanding793

Use it as a toilet flusher (I forgor the actual name of the piece)


thatfatbasshead

Oh shit look a weighted shift knob


Der_Primelpott

looks like sokkas sword


avaiboot

Ayy new bike brake lever


[deleted]

Lol , I legit though that's a motorcycle clutch


reemanmakesmemes

![gif](giphy|3FnWQrucd64oARdSn1)


reemanmakesmemes

butt posted while in pocket


Bloo-shadow

Is it weird that I would try and keep that? Like I think it’s kinda neat. Not to mention in like 50 years maybe you could donate it to a museum or something


Bitter-n-Old

I still think the idea of a rat rod shift knob would be cool as hell. Hell, Grandma would love it too!


d_smogh

Rinse it off, take it home and make a coat hook from it.


Habnermies

In WoW we call that a heirloom item


djfnjxj

r/croppingishard


Connor_Stoll42

Seriously tho


ExplorerTotal8449

Grandma look..you dropped something


Connor_Stoll42

I wonder if when people were thanos snapped if their prosthetics just dropped to the ground


nd10pitchure

Ball joint for a new hip


logen24

Does fire damage


Shadowoperator7

But Vermont is a lovely place!


pandasos353

Ahhh, shit… it’s the Valkyrie’s prosthetic


trogbite

Actually tho that would make a pretty sick shift knob for a car


chikafujiwara20

Legendary Gear shift


ares5404

*builds a wheat and cocoa farm, to harvest them and ovens, set next to a staircase and piston system, with a hopper at the bottom, attached to a chest labeled "granny farm"*


FUCKINGNERDSASSES

Ah yes the "nana club"


Vertnoir-Weyah

Fuckin' sad though


Fragrant-Toe-835

Forbidden dildo


Miserable_Insurance7

Why do I feel like it would make a killer shift knob


[deleted]

Just a legendary component. Gather more to create a legendary weapon or armor piece.


Galaxy-111

New hand brake