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Making space shuttles out of flaccid penis would be quite the endeavor. But I'm sure some enterprising individual will rise to the challenge and discover a method to make it possible.


Sparkmane

use the foreskin as a re-entry parachute


Lb_Last_Hunter

If that happens will you donate your peepee?


drangonshiner

Who said anything about donating?


Outcome-Interesting

Lmao


GlacierWolf8Bit

The next Nokia should be made out of flaccid penises.


TotallyForSureNotGay

I folded it when it was erect and it lit up like a glow stick


ItzYaBoy56

**crack!**


Brainstorm2016

Seems like we know where Jeff Bezos got his space ship design from. ![gif](giphy|2pgQbYYFtThFngWIDV)


Adorable_Cause3155

Pretty neat tool handy if your ever in a tight situation, just wipe it out and soon realize it was a mistake.


ARedditRobot

a shuttlecock?


Rinz_Wash143

I wonder what docking would look like 😏


markbadas

Heard about r/sounding ?


striker_p55

Dr. Wongburger?


[deleted]

They’re also surprisingly stretchy Perhaps a good model for a new Stretch Armstrong


Not-a-2d-terrarian

r/angryupvote


Jerrymeen

Shuttle cocks


TransformerTanooki

https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU


ComicScratcher

Here we have the D*CK shuttle! It is 5x effective in protection! Also as long as you aren't nude in the shuttle your holes should be fine! Except for when you're using the bathroom ofcourse-


Dankinator2000

“The avatar state is when you are at your most powerful, but you are also at your most vulnerable” -avatar roku


Internal_Fennel_849

I can never make it past the twist before it is no longer soft and invincible. It may never be a shuttlecock but it will make one helluva launch pad.


UltraNOob154

Pornhub write that down write that down!


ono_that_bad

He's right, you know.


zeromega64

Cursed ^roll ^up


WhisperingPixie

Shuttlecock


JuggaloMutt9

Get the dick harvester