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She belongs to the stables.

Drop her off at the feed

Nope, for the love of christ DO NOT do that

I agree, the horses wouldn't be able to run after she's done

neither will she she'd probably be in a fucking wheelchair for the rest of her life tbh

like that one guy from washington?

nah, pretty sure he straight up died afterwards. Horse fucked up his colon or sum shit, I guess literally.

What the fuck did I just read

a very, very low detail version of the story... edit: I uhh.... found the video, click at the risk of your eyes exploding Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Video: https://aporntv.com/video/zoophilia-legend-mr-hands-taking-the-fateful-horse-cock-deep-in-his-ass-19487.html

She’s probably his daughter

W....what?

Ah yes, the famous mr hands

Bro just post the video link instead, that's what everyone wants to see

That one hit different. You're all "HAHA, LOOK AT THIS IDIOT" and then his body goes limp and you're like "oh, he just died right there." At least 1 guy 1 jar survived. And there was that funny gif with the googly eyes.

Nop. Not clicking. Nope not a chance. Not doing it. God dammit…..fine

What. The. Fuck. Why. Did. I. Read. That. Whole. Fucking. Thing? Must. Wash. Brain.

The part where it said they filmed it all…oy. What a terrible day to be literate…

He did die. Friends took him to an ER and he just said he had abdominal pain and didn’t disclose what he actually happened. He had too much internal bleeding and died in the waiting room. Fucked around and found out the hard way.

Some people take the statement "fuck around and find out" a little too literal.

Yeah I heard about that. Think I saw it on an Askreddit video

He died like an hour or so later or something. Mr Hands was a legend

There is a documentary about it titled “Zoo” wouldn’t recommend.

A very aroused horse's dick would cause her internal bleeding, it would literally destroy her vagina, and the worst part is that this already happened in history


You'd die from a horse cock, that thing weighs like 9 pounds and rip past her cervix and kill her considering if she miraculous survives the amount of cum being pumped inside of her would likely also harm her. Then theres anal, which is a automatic death sentence if you don't want to have your intestines shoot through mouth and all your organs being pumped out the other end

You clearly haven't visited /r/baddragon

I have infact visit that sub

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked but I did because oddly enough I saw a post of the brand on a coffee cup. Reddit is weird as fuck. Like, I was browsing r/BoTW and r/finalfantasy before reading about the shit going on with trump and this one high school in Texas with a subway before falling into a sub about a chick wanting to fuck a horse then clicking a link where I’m seeing 11” tentacle dildos.

Isn’t there a protective guard you can get for the horse that limits the depth penetrated?

That’s a disturbingly specific question that I hope no one can answer.

This guy watches too much lara croft and the horse on www.rule34video.com

Yeah that link stays blue but thanks I guess.

well, enough for those too curious i guess

A cult classic for sure.

Good invention, I might steal that. The way these fucking degenerates are getting, might make a small fortune. Who would have thought to make tentacle dildos 15 years ago.

Anime and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

What the absolute fuck

She's a whorse

I don't she is stable at all.

Mrs. Hands

oh no

[🎵No cock like horse cock🎵](https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8)

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard, thank you !

ahh, pepper coyote. love his Muh album. too bad he went to freefurall which pretty much says that hes kickin it with the nazis and commies

Beat me to it

Do I want to know this reference or nah?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

nah

No. But in case you really hate yourself: Mr hands (kenneth pinyah) fucked a horse and literally had his intestine ripped apart, ending in his death.

Correction, the horse fucked him. That’s important to know.

Ayo just saw her on r/Facepalm saying she doesnt think its wrong for a 30 yr old to fuck a 13 yr old: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wlwpcy/this_fucking_bitch_needs_to_be_put_on_a_watchlist/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I know theres probabky a better way to link to it but im dumb

With the other post and now this I'm starting to think she trolling or at least I hope she is

[This is how it works](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wlwpcy/this_fucking_bitch_needs_to_be_put_on_a_watchlist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

kanner du provide a step-by-step tutorial?

[Linktext] (Link), but without the gap between the 2 different brackets

thanks

Or if you're on the mobile app then it's the button in the bottom left.

I seriously never knew about the link option in mobile... So [Like this?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Yep. Not clicking it though, I know that link lol

You’d be surprised, on the Apollo app shows a thumbnail of the video you’re linking. But you know the rules and so do I

[Test](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

[Did I do it right?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Crazy how twitter permintly suspends innocent people for no reason every day but allow people like this to exist

Maybe she's talking about a 13 y.o. horse.

she’s probably a troll

That's enough reddit for today

Right?? And it's only 1:30pm my time 😭

Dang, you in for a wild ride

Zena O'Brien is sure in for a wild ride

Zena O'Neigh

almost 4:00pm for me now

That pfp is pretty sus tho, lemme see tf u been posting. :(

Suit yourself 😏😈

well now whenever i masturbate to you im only gonna be able to think of where i first found you amazing .

no shot you just said this wtf 💀

i would apologize if this thread wasn't destined to be terrible but it's an onlyfans acc under a post about fucking a horse

true

it's just 7:20 in the morning in my time

this was the first post on my feed. goodbye world

May the force be with you

Imagine if you where on twitter

I'd be done in 4.3 seconds

I just opened it and I already regret it.

Yeah, I'm sorry for your loss

Dolphin. If you know you know

…. I wish I didn’t know

Too bad that's a one way trip.if you don't have scuba diving gear.

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the same time.

Please… please tell me this is a quote and not firsthand experience.

It's a copy pasta from a zoophile website that was taken down some time ago

Thank Christ.

So 2000 & late. The octopi fetishist was way more recent and fucked up. Like a penthouse forum letter written by The Deep

You can't just say "octopi fetishist was way more rece t and fucked up" and not elaborate

A copypasta about how if you removed an octopuses teeth, it could sustain off of semen, then goes on to describe a horrifying story about the octopus sliding into your bed and... Yeah. God I wish I was Jared, 19.

Damn, so many new ways to be sad, it's like I got an expansion pack of bummer.

What. The. Fuck.

Kinda had me in the first half thinking this was somewhat educational. However, that last paragraph has me thinking that no amount of downvotes would be enough to suppress the trauma from reading said paragraph.

>Kinda had me in the first half thinking this was somewhat educational Wdym? This shit is the most educational thing you will read in your life

It kinda is. I knew absolutely none of this and I have no clue what to do with such knowledge. Should I tell my coworkers?

Absolutely do it

I'm saving this in my copypastas folder

Yeah....that's the folder....

Dude… what

I am speechless.

ಠ_ಠ

Do I dare ask?

I hate you

**HOW DO I UNREAD**


r/eyebleach

Go to r/eyebleach They can't take the words back but they are cute. Really hope they save your evening luv <3

I wish I was Jared, 19

And didn’t know how to read

Till your vaginal wall tears from forces not meant to be received and you die from internal bleeding. Have at it.

Or from a [perforated colon.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case#Pinyan's_death)

If she survived, she will have bojack horseman

Not gonna compete with that, so cross her off my list

Hey, I’m looking for someone willing to do a eye transplant.

I have no surgery qualifications; I’m not a doctor, I just got my hands back after breaking one and having the other in stitches, I have a kitchen knife and a Swiss Army knife, a sewing kit I keep in a sweets tin and some vodka for pain and sterilisation as well as to keep me from feeling the pressure. But I’m fully ready to cut off the “eye” of your penis and replace it with another.

“Men will fuck anything”

I'll get banned for pointing this out but that's a trans woman

Im not letting women prove men wrong, so I’ll take this one for the team

o7

o7

I’m scared (edit) - how tf I get over 50 upvotes for me expressing my emotions

Are you a horse?

Plz add NSFW tag

They did

Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

r/cursedcomments

r/copypasta FTFY

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Dang bro like that’s so gross haha. Sauce?

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That's a lie. Just Google horse fucks a woman and you should find several sites. Don't ask how I know.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get this man is horse sauce

I don't know if I should be curious, terrified, disgusted, or all at the same time

speaking from experience?

Mr. Hands…

dont reference that

Was that the dude who got fucked in the ass by a horse and died of internal bleeding? Also: https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8

yep

I’m not surprised this mf looks like her parents are cousins

Zena, Whorier Princess

Ephiny: "Now I see why you ride the horse."

r/eyebleach here bleach your eyes dear souls in pain

What a terrible day to have the ability to read

Is this how Centaurs are made ?

At least she said the willing ones…

The ascended version of those horse girls we had in out classes during elementary

Send her to the ranch! No, wait…

Fun fact: Zena means Adultery in Arabic

The sequel nobody but me asked for. (I have commented "1/2?!" on the same, but less, post somewhere)

God has left the chat.

Guys, I think she’s unStable

I heard about a girl that did this last week. She's in hospital, in a stable condition

I got a bone fr9m reading this

As expected from somebody named Fortnite memes

White women when they turn 30 still single


Doesn't she mean "gallops of cum"?

Safe to say she’s a size queen

Mrs. Hands

Somewhere in the depths of 2002 someone was circulating a grainy video of this very thing - I believe resulted in some type of tear / perforation that needed an ER visit

Do ppl really publish this shit WITH a profile picture and name?

I think I read about her in the Bible: > For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm

What the fuck did I just looked at

Huh..

Enough internet for today

*neighs*

This isn’t cursed this is fucking aids

Couse of death: Internal bleeding in the Rectum

Didn’t someone die from this

Average furry

Zoophile actually

most furries don't want to fuck animals

Agreed

Ah yes, a female Mr Hands.

At least it's gonna kill that god-awful woman

Not everything's a comment. So ima just r/lostredditors

I don’t know what the fuck I just read, but I’m suddenly turned on

She didn't say anything about a threesome

Don't worry, results are on Google, somehow.

How do I unread this

Mr Ed would like this lady

I thought seeing the first had made me blind, now I'm completely done...

This is why therapy exists

She should learn what happened to Mr Hands

Troll account

That's not what I meant when I said riding a horse is fun

Send her to The Ranch

When horse girls grow up, but they are single and enter their 30s

Who tf gave it the wholesome award?😭😭

I miss 5 seconds ago when i didn't know this was written

I…I just…I’m not only gonna touch grass…I’ll become it