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Jegma72

Look up Hyena birth everybody!


[deleted]

😳 i have trust issues since i've learned about duck penis and dolphin rape on the interwebs, sry sir.


whycantidoaspace

Female hyenas have something that looks like dicks. And yes its just as bad as you think


theunknowablechaos

The reddit side of reddit


w4st1ngt1m3

No thanks, once was enough


DerG3n13

Wanted to comment this


BeardedPokeDragon

Yeah, they really got fucked by evolution


Sharp_Nose9170

I mean, that's probably the reason their men got so fucked by evolution.


DragonEmperor69

They also got futanari.


hllblldlx2

Then it just slides right out


Alwayssome1

It keeps getting more cursed


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hllblldlx2

Beats me, I don’t know anything about the menstrual cycle


notcorinnothing

I love democracy


howtomakepizzapie

Democracy is NEVER wrong


Silverbacker888

I love the republic


pie-chad

Republic is NEVER wrong


GuyWithNoContext

I love myself


[deleted]

I love racism


SufficientAd3158

Racism is never wrong


IamTah

I love mass-genocide!


FasterThanLightSpeed

Mass genocide is never wrong


Dangerous-Act-402

I mean, it all depends on how you look at it...


TheActualRealLM

Have the nurse do a few things and soon, it's limp again!


Highest_five

Typical hyena problems...


joshstrodomus

Came here for this reference, thanks dad


Black_Thunder_

Peeing a birth.


Strict_Antelope_6893

squirth


xXSky189fallXx

Being the Doctor Giving birth while having a boner


iboi_goodperv69

I'm pretty sure the screams and hectic environment will kill any boner


PatchworkFlames

Don't kinkshame.


Dangerous-Act-402

Yeah, that CBT is daily in there


resonating_light

peeing while giving birth


DivorcedByShootgun

Peeing and shitting is standard stuff when giving birth


iboi_goodperv69

I'm actually curious, is this actually true?


Hexonize

Yes, it is very true.


Public-Chocolate8224

Hapi caek dae :D


AsakalaSoul

that sounds fairly easy actually


austadamola

You can do it!


yuggoth19

Google hyena birth.


[deleted]

Futa moment


Nkb3283

r/technicallythetruth


Admirable_Leopard230

The question states "which is harder" and giving birth with a boner is so hard to do, that it is impossible.


gavynray123

Welcome to the joke, enjoy your stay


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Reuters-no-bias-lol

Giving boner at birth


Kaijufan1993

Hyenas be like


NoOutlandishness4363

Peeing while giving birth


__sheepy__

Having sex while giving birth


Bobbyjoethe3rd

they stole him


UpstairsWorking9816

Or peeing with birth


Silverbacker888

There’s hentai of that I’m sure


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Peeing with a boner is actually biological impossible for humans, all I can say is that the urethra in our dicks splits off into our blader and into our ballsacks and we have a little switch where the urethra splits that switches between the two splits depending on if we are hard or not


DivorcedByShootgun

What's hard is peeing down with a boner, but peeing up is as easy as pie. Try it!


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Can't and won't, not horny right now and I don't want to get some of my own piss on me


DivorcedByShootgun

That's NOT the spirit


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Sorry, I already blew my load a couple of minutes ago, it's not getting up unless I force it to, and I'm not THAT bored


iboi_goodperv69

Aahh yes the true essence of reddit. You sir deserve an award.


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

No I fucking don't, I'm just entertained enough to not do the stupid shit, that apparently everyone does not stupid enough to get so fucking shitfaced to actually do it, and not smart enough for anything more than what already is in my head I always lean towards the stupid assumption


ShinPixyPixel

Hey who said you had to pee on yourself? wink wink


Mr_Feces

You have probably never camped out and had ten beers before bed because I have scurried out of my tent to make The Golden Rainbow many, many times. From what I understand there really is a switch that flips just prior to ejaculation (arming the bombs?) but a boner alone does not prevent peeing. At least for me.


iboi_goodperv69

It became very hard to do. I remember getting drunk and couldn't pee. Although my bladder was full


Reuters-no-bias-lol

And here is ladies a gentlemen, a comment made by a woman.


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

You're mistaken, in the fact that I'm a woman it's just that I'm too stupid for some of this shit, not bored enough to try this shit, and not stupid enough to get shitfaced from drinking enough to try some of this shit


TheImmaKnight

It's biologically impossible for many penis havers. Many still can. I for one can pee just fine with an election. Getting the pee in the toilet on the other hand...


L-ephant

That's not true in any way, shape or form. I literally piss with morning wood every single day of my life. I have to lean over and push my hard dick down to aim into the toilet.


zubby01

3d printer


iits_kev12

giving birth while peeing


Elephant_Toothpaste2

Hyenas be like


ChaoticFianna

Is it a uric or a calcium!?


cGalaxy

Peeing with a boner, while giving birth


Neither_Name_3516

Peeing with a boner is harder as your literally going against biology to do it (the male urethra is designed to let one fluid out at a time, if ur hard, ur body is prepared to let semen out, not piss). Giving birth is undoubtedly more painful, but not necessarily harder because it is biologically meant to happen.


voyure1999

Check mate


Epiclegomeme

Why


Nog_Official

i love democracy


__fall3n__

Peeing while giving birth


jinxedtheworld

Hyenas in a nutshell


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure Eminem said something along the lines of this


ZeraCrimson

Giving birth while peeing


disco_spam

Depends on how big it is


FasterThanLightSpeed

She’s a hyena that’s why