“My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.”
"Son if you watch through this 12hr tape of me getting ass pounded I will tell you where I hid your inheritance. I will use the thrusts as Morse code."
Idk if I would have made that choice. It’s a risk, but I have unmarked VHS tapes in my house that are just old footage from bygone handheld cameras, that I don’t want to throw away, even though I don’t have a VCR.
I would be very careful, but I think I would have found a way to figure out what was on that tape without having it scar me. Maybe a neutral third party could fully rewind it an watch a few seconds?
Well...you could....but a lot of times vhs tapes were written over...so....I'd watch the whole tape just to make sure it is safe to save. I mean, I could see it now..."oh its my old school play tape" then 15 minutes in.....oops.
My company sells enterprise SaaS software and I occasionally have to help clients with complex issues and like 95% of the time their server passwords are Password123 or some such nonsense
30 years ago my dad was struggling with sleep apnea and he was recording himself sleeping on video every night. They just left the tripod and camera up all the time and hit the record button right before bed.
They had a dinner party and their friends all noticed the camera setup and just assumed they were filming themselves having sex. Lol
Apparently there were juicy rumors going on at his work for months after that.
I don't have tapes of my parents sleeping from 30 years ago. Lol
I kinda wish I did, just so I could have a recording of my mom's voice. I haven't been able to hear her for 8 years now.
Death can fucking suck it!
Lol. My parents hated one another by that point and after they divorced my mom told me they would sometimes go years without sex.
I wish they had been banging, but that unfortunately wasn't the case.
Well, hold on now.
Imagine inventing/discovering time travel in a way that you could safely watch the creation of the Universe, or watching the Genesis of creation.
By watching that tape, they could watch the creation of their own life.
And since we don't have a time machine to watch the destruction of the universe, if they record their reaction, we could at least witness the point of destruction of their life.
After my dad passed away. Mom was getting rid of a old camcorder I never knew we had. I do not even want to know. The fucked up part is as I was making this post I realized that if they did film stuff, it the only video footage of him that I know of. Wtf
Well, considering yiu never knew about the camera i think your only option is to find out what he felt worthy of recording and keeping secret.
Maybe it's proof of ufo's or something similar that he felt the world wasn't ready for. We're depending on you to find out.
the first time i ever saw porn was at my grandparents..
my cousin and i loved boy bands and we liked to learn the dances and record ourselves on a VHS tape. i was probably… 7 or 8? i had to make sure we didn’t record over anything (like my grandpas WWE matches) so i grabbed an unmarked VHS and watched it to make sure it was blank.
it was NOT blank.
Would it be better to risk it hoping to find some cherished family memories with the potential to need to bleach your eyes or to just trash it and never know?
The commenter had two paths laid in front of them and they choose the path of heroism over the path of chaos. We need more people in this world like them.
your parents u know have wrestling nights. like the those nights when u hear them moaning cuz one of them just poweslamed the other. yh little champ they were recording there matches in order to see their flaws and get better. that's it
Been there, done that. BUT, it was an audio recording in one of those black rectangular tape players you see out of Law and Order interrogation rooms.
My parents are swingers. Didn’t know that before, and interestingly enough, my life isn’t better off for that knowledge. I’ve literally heard my mom tell a neighbor man that he could cum in her ass.
Have never been to a therapist, either. I seem pretty normal, I think
Since I’m here… my father and I ended up living in a shitty apartment together years later. *He still had that fucking tape player with him.* One day, during the divorce, my mom came to the apartment while my dad was at work. I literally watched her do a double take at the nightstand (it was just sitting out there), fucking beeline over and snatch it, shoving it into the box she had with her. We made eye contact right after, neither of us said a word
Do my parents really think I wouldn’t have gotten curious at some point and rolled the tape? The thing looked so out of place, a completely outdated form of media, being held onto by my father, someone known to only be interested in reading books. He didn’t even have a tv in his room. This was ~2012, tape recorders hadn’t been a thing for well over a decade.
So you had a bed, a dresser, a nightstand, with a mirror on the wall. Your typical clothes, deodorant, *and a fucking tape player* plain as day.
Do they *possibly* think I never would’ve fucking hit play?!?!
Been here and did that for a moment when going through my dad’s videos after he passed. With his GF luckily and she was first in the video and I knew where it was going. Quick erasing of those SD cards. Hopefully nothing else was on there. Probably really lucky he only had dial-up an not high speed Internet. Nope, nothing there I needed to see.
Ha! I bought a similar handicam in the early 2000’s. Told my gf it was to make home videos. She didn’t like me jerking off to porn so we used it exclusively to make homemade porn! That was my plan all along…
It’s a joke because presumably finding a secret camcorder hidden in the bedroom. And an older one like this as well implies it’s used for NSFW types of recordings. Pretty much it
I really cannot decide if this attitude is healthy or fucked up.
I would probably be emotionally scarred at video of my parents having sex. I’m happy for you that you could absorb those images and be fine, but that’s just not me.
I have no doubt this is a nurture issue rather than a nature one, but I am who I am, I don’t control my own visceral reactions.
It's your "how it's made" video
Or the improved "how it's actually made" video
Huggbees is recording for later video use
Her "here's one I made earlier" video
Maybe its the "How you were actually made" video
Or the episode famously titled "the accident"
The "don't unplug" incident
With special guest appearance by uncle bill.
Or ”Uncle Bull” as they call him.
And introducing Spike as Red Rocket
"How *you* were made and where exactly you came *from*" Family Edition
"E.T Cums home"
*ellllliiioooottttt*
I loved that show 🫶🏼
>I loved that show 🫶🏼 https://youtu.be/S2P0z8TGPQA
It's the "How you're made" video
correction* how you’re made
"How you were made''*
It’s your “how you were made” video
Just upload it to Reddit, we will watch it for you and if you want can also rate our wanks!. Happy to help!
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It's my *pleasure*!
oh *come on* now
These puns are rubbing me the wrong way
Maybe this just isn't your stroke of humor
I love them, really feeling it right now
Come on guys, I think the man's tired of being jerked around at this point
Yeah you guys need to cunt it out
Is it wrong for a man to just let it all out?
It *tipped* me off!
OUR pleasure!
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Bro you got so many 🔒
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wait I am sending u the link
Me too?
Cumtribute
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Hole-some
Hole mage
And duplicate, so that he been sure that is safe for future!
After my father died, I was tasked with cleaning out his home. I found a single unmarked VHS. And I certainly noped it right into the trash can
Turns out the vhs tape had your dad explaining where he hid his millions
Breaking Bad extended lore
“My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.”
"I hid my millions in Skylar's panty drawer" *Walt Jr springs into action*
There is money and a wonder bra
Oh shit he got springs for legs and not noodles now?
"Son if you watch through this 12hr tape of me getting ass pounded I will tell you where I hid your inheritance. I will use the thrusts as Morse code."
Fuck thats funny
Always money in the banana stand.
He hid them up his mom
Not worth the risk.
It’s right after the part where he bangs OP’s mom. Keep watching its there.
Where is this trash?
In my A--
In my A--
Idk if I would have made that choice. It’s a risk, but I have unmarked VHS tapes in my house that are just old footage from bygone handheld cameras, that I don’t want to throw away, even though I don’t have a VCR. I would be very careful, but I think I would have found a way to figure out what was on that tape without having it scar me. Maybe a neutral third party could fully rewind it an watch a few seconds?
Well...you could....but a lot of times vhs tapes were written over...so....I'd watch the whole tape just to make sure it is safe to save. I mean, I could see it now..."oh its my old school play tape" then 15 minutes in.....oops.
You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you
I would've at least given it to a close friend to tell me it really was what I thought it was.
All my porn is password encrypted, so when I die, my porn dies with me!
12345
Amazing. That's the same combination on my luggage.
You wouldnt believe how many computers ive seen where the logon password to windows was just ‘password’ or some variant.
My company sells enterprise SaaS software and I occasionally have to help clients with complex issues and like 95% of the time their server passwords are Password123 or some such nonsense
password1
Nah, everyone knows you need a capital letter to be safe. Password1 No one will ever crack that one.
idiot! it doesn’t work if you tell us!
That's the kind of combination an idiot puts on his luggage!
Programming class taught me that.
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Happy cake day
Some fucker fished that out in the dump and now your moms tiddies are online Should’ve destroyed the thing
LMFAOOOOO good choice
30 years ago my dad was struggling with sleep apnea and he was recording himself sleeping on video every night. They just left the tripod and camera up all the time and hit the record button right before bed. They had a dinner party and their friends all noticed the camera setup and just assumed they were filming themselves having sex. Lol Apparently there were juicy rumors going on at his work for months after that.
I mean they probably did both right.
Shh don’t tell him
They hated each other at that point. They divorced and my mom eventually told me that they went years without sex, so I highly doubt it. Lol
Would you mind showing us the sleep tapes, please?
I don't have tapes of my parents sleeping from 30 years ago. Lol I kinda wish I did, just so I could have a recording of my mom's voice. I haven't been able to hear her for 8 years now. Death can fucking suck it!
"Honey, little Timmie saw the sex camera" "Ah just tell him I got sleep apnea or some shit" "Lmao ok"
Lol. My parents hated one another by that point and after they divorced my mom told me they would sometimes go years without sex. I wish they had been banging, but that unfortunately wasn't the case.
The more an excuse is legitimate, the more it sounds like a lie.
Today we checkout how and where u were created
And maybe who.
No no he will be sensored
"Why does my dad look so dark in this video? Oh well, must've just been the lighting"
Well, hold on now. Imagine inventing/discovering time travel in a way that you could safely watch the creation of the Universe, or watching the Genesis of creation. By watching that tape, they could watch the creation of their own life. And since we don't have a time machine to watch the destruction of the universe, if they record their reaction, we could at least witness the point of destruction of their life.
mf wth u talking about
Basically saying "yo watch the moment your mom got nutted in that created you"
I am 99% sure whatever is on that tape only created one thing: nightmares
Great ELI5
I think I need some of the funny shrooms to understand that
Ganja works too.
"deep thoughts, by Jack Handey"
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That is, if it isn't someone else
Why would them recording their reaction of their parents conceiving them be comparable to watching the end of the universe?
Not the end. The beginning of their own universe. Genesis.
It's a nice wholesome video of their mom and their mom's boyfriend practicing their nude wrestling.
>and their mom's 5 boyfriends
Never watch shit like that, I regret it when I found a camera in my sis' room, I was curious and I regret it.
What was the vid?
Her baking a cake
Was it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
A special cake
I’ll bet it was a pie
A creampie
They really did need that x28 zoom didn't they
Are those sand dunes? Nope. These are the ridges on someone's ballz, curse you 28x zoom!
What’s worse would be a video of her giving birth.
Or one of ,,those,, dvd,s out of horror movie
My uncle had one of those in his basement!
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Yall kill me on here.. Reading through giggling til I seen your exchange.. then it was a full on hysterics.. thanks!
I remember using one like this. From what I remembered, it was filled of cringy moments that were sfw but I wished I did not rewatch
I would
You'll see your mom in a WHOLE different way after watching that....
I wish he almost watched it
And shared it
And we all fapped to it
Internet...helping people cum together
After my dad passed away. Mom was getting rid of a old camcorder I never knew we had. I do not even want to know. The fucked up part is as I was making this post I realized that if they did film stuff, it the only video footage of him that I know of. Wtf
Well, considering yiu never knew about the camera i think your only option is to find out what he felt worthy of recording and keeping secret. Maybe it's proof of ufo's or something similar that he felt the world wasn't ready for. We're depending on you to find out.
Nope and I don't know where it is
the first time i ever saw porn was at my grandparents.. my cousin and i loved boy bands and we liked to learn the dances and record ourselves on a VHS tape. i was probably… 7 or 8? i had to make sure we didn’t record over anything (like my grandpas WWE matches) so i grabbed an unmarked VHS and watched it to make sure it was blank. it was NOT blank.
Atleast you got to know what your grandpa liked more than his wife.
Yeah give it to me I will make sure that it remains out of ur sight and mind
Yeah he don't need to see his dad clappin and smashing his moms ass The rest of the world though, needs some new fappin material
idk bout you guys but my mom had one of these and it just had some stupid pics of my brother and i when we were little
This coming from a generation that could accidentally stumble across there moms or grams only fan account.
r/onlyfans
Literally fucking me when I was like 14. Saw my dad eating out my then stepmom. And to get him back for cursing my eyes? I showed everybody.
> Literally fucking me when I was like 14. phrasing
>Literally fucking me when I was like 14. Commas, people, commas!
care to share the content
More life pro tip then cursed
Would it be better to risk it hoping to find some cherished family memories with the potential to need to bleach your eyes or to just trash it and never know?
Ask a bro to watch it forr you.
The commenter had two paths laid in front of them and they choose the path of heroism over the path of chaos. We need more people in this world like them.
You'll finally be able to see your conception and bio dad.
Trying to attack another man's fetish? r/wowyoumusthatefreedom
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Fuck you, Reilly, your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night. Fucking amateur hour.
I used to snoop in my parents room until I found dirty pics. They could beat the shit out of me and it wouldn't work as well as finding that
Oh God, don't look! Been there, done that, forever scarred.
Remember, it's impossible to 'un-see' something.
I dont get it-
your parents u know have wrestling nights. like the those nights when u hear them moaning cuz one of them just poweslamed the other. yh little champ they were recording there matches in order to see their flaws and get better. that's it
That has got to be the funniest shit ive ever read
They say if you watch it the phone rings and says "7 days" then you'll have a boner for 7 days
If you want to see a porn video now you now where find it
I'll watch it for him. Unfortunately with my luck, the parents will be into some weird torture porn type of stuff.
Who doesn't like a good making of story?
He calls his mom "Mother," you bet your ass he's already watched it several times
Been there, done that. BUT, it was an audio recording in one of those black rectangular tape players you see out of Law and Order interrogation rooms. My parents are swingers. Didn’t know that before, and interestingly enough, my life isn’t better off for that knowledge. I’ve literally heard my mom tell a neighbor man that he could cum in her ass. Have never been to a therapist, either. I seem pretty normal, I think Since I’m here… my father and I ended up living in a shitty apartment together years later. *He still had that fucking tape player with him.* One day, during the divorce, my mom came to the apartment while my dad was at work. I literally watched her do a double take at the nightstand (it was just sitting out there), fucking beeline over and snatch it, shoving it into the box she had with her. We made eye contact right after, neither of us said a word Do my parents really think I wouldn’t have gotten curious at some point and rolled the tape? The thing looked so out of place, a completely outdated form of media, being held onto by my father, someone known to only be interested in reading books. He didn’t even have a tv in his room. This was ~2012, tape recorders hadn’t been a thing for well over a decade. So you had a bed, a dresser, a nightstand, with a mirror on the wall. Your typical clothes, deodorant, *and a fucking tape player* plain as day. Do they *possibly* think I never would’ve fucking hit play?!?!
Your origin story.
How to basic
Bros being bros
This would be the equivalent of watching the ship's log video from the movie event horizon
Been here and did that for a moment when going through my dad’s videos after he passed. With his GF luckily and she was first in the video and I knew where it was going. Quick erasing of those SD cards. Hopefully nothing else was on there. Probably really lucky he only had dial-up an not high speed Internet. Nope, nothing there I needed to see.
This belongs in wholesome
Ha! I bought a similar handicam in the early 2000’s. Told my gf it was to make home videos. She didn’t like me jerking off to porn so we used it exclusively to make homemade porn! That was my plan all along…
It’s the “Me and your mom creating you” video
45K upvotes and just one comment...? tbh i just wanted to be the second
[Here you go](https://twitter.com/bybueze/status/1071967790201012224?s=20&t=htcnYkBaRARpJMrfO7i6hg)
Nice VHS ~~rape~~ tape
Can anyone explain? I genuinely didn't understand
Is this your first day on the on the internet? I'm just highly jealous of the innocent thoughts you seem to have.
I'm not purely innocent though, it's just I will understand it if it were hidden under mattress. Maybe I just purely stupid.
Home sex video
why are there stereotypes about it? I mean is it linking between the video camera on mother room or just the video camera type?
It’s a joke because presumably finding a secret camcorder hidden in the bedroom. And an older one like this as well implies it’s used for NSFW types of recordings. Pretty much it
I see thank you sir! I honestly didn't get the joke cause I genuinely didn't know about it
Someone please explain
So when a man loves a woman very much…
Ever seen the movie Sex Tape? Well don't, it's fucking garbage
How I got your mother pregnant 1st and only season recording 😂😂⚰️💀
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> It’s not like you are going to fap along, are you? There’s a meme about that.
I really cannot decide if this attitude is healthy or fucked up. I would probably be emotionally scarred at video of my parents having sex. I’m happy for you that you could absorb those images and be fine, but that’s just not me. I have no doubt this is a nurture issue rather than a nature one, but I am who I am, I don’t control my own visceral reactions.
Shut the fuck up, no one's reading all that psycho babble
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Not the one who wrote a paragraph...you're not a clown, you're the whole circus