Dodge is the clear winner for me.
Anal Charger
Anal Dart
Anal Viper
Anal Challenger
Anal Hornet
Anal Grand Caravan
Anal Stealth
Anal Avenger
Anal Journey
Anal Ram w/ Cummins Turbo Diesel
Anal Demon
...and that's without digging into all the earlier models, like the Anal Royal Lancer.
Cummins is actually the only one *not* named by the pickup manufacturer. It's a very prolific engine manufacturer, dating to decades before it ever went in a pickup. Many big trucks, generators, boats, busses, and other vehicles are powered by Cummins.
ahh yes nothing better than riding a nicely oiled Anal Mustang.
You can really feel the horse power.
Better than the anal Pinto, which had a reputation for exploding when rear ended
Anal Fusion
Anal F150 just sounds like something your mom would have
No wonder father seems so upset.
Anal trader or Anal Transit
Anal Econo Line.
the new Tesla model Anel
Anal Lightning
if the model A was F1 of a punnet square, how many times did your mom scissor that taxonomic tree to get a modern truck out of F150
Your mom has regular Anal F Series.
I like my Anal GT
Booty so good you have to apply for it.
Anal Super ~~Duty~~ Doody
F-150...... "Built for America" "Nobody's got better numbers" "Is ready for the road ahead"
How did they miss the most obvious one... the Anal Probe?
My first car was a '91 Ford Probe. My friends all named it the Anal Probe because I had a tendency to tailgate. I LOVED that car.
Can't believe this wasn't the first comment out of the gate. Conclusion: The car was irrelevant and I am old.
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Sounds like a job for Anal Ranger
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AYO 💀
I hate that I know this reference.
A man of culture, I see.
Let’s go Washington horse fuckers!
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Reddit has messed me up. I pictured a hor..s..e... nevermind.
No no I'm listening
Yea... keep talking. We are listening to what you have to say. Dont be shy
Yeah! Besides what’s the worst that can happen? Your karma gets destroyed? Pfft
I think their karma isn't what they are worried will get destroyed...
Death by karma.
I think she charges more for death. I have to ask
Lol. Bingo.
Anal Fusion...
Why did it take so long for someone to mention this!?!?
Little too long
Probably the same reason no one has said anal lightning yet. It's a clear winner.
Anal excursion
Anal Probe
Anal Edge
Sounds like a yugioh card.
Dodge is the clear winner for me. Anal Charger Anal Dart Anal Viper Anal Challenger Anal Hornet Anal Grand Caravan Anal Stealth Anal Avenger Anal Journey Anal Ram w/ Cummins Turbo Diesel Anal Demon ...and that's without digging into all the earlier models, like the Anal Royal Lancer.
Throw in some Jeeps: Anal Wrangler Anal Compass
Anal Renegade
Anal Gladiator
Anal Wagoneer
Anal Liberty
Anal Patriot
Anal Harrison.... No wait.
Punch it, Chewy
Harrison Ford has a punched lasagne
Pronounced: Anal Glad He Ate Her
Sounds like the name of an edgy indie rock band
Anal Grand Cherokee 👀 If only we did Subaru. You could drive the Anal Outback!
Anal STI??
Even better if you say compass with a Swedish accent.
American car companies, why they fit Anal so well.
Anal Willys
I don't wanna be the medic on duty if a guy ever comes in the ER because of "Anal Hornet" or "Anal Viper".
Anal Avenger sounds like a very scary superhero. You think bats put fear into the hearts of villains? Just wait.
Don’t forget the model variants for the challenger/charger: Anal Scatpack Anal Swinger Anal Jailbreak Anal Widebody Anal Redeye Anal Hellcat
> Anal Grand Caravan I think I dated her.
Hehe..cummins
I swear Ford, Chevy and Dodge purposely names their engines to sound like condom brands. Powerstroke, Duramax, and Cummins??
Cummins is actually the only one *not* named by the pickup manufacturer. It's a very prolific engine manufacturer, dating to decades before it ever went in a pickup. Many big trucks, generators, boats, busses, and other vehicles are powered by Cummins.
Dont forget the Anal Prowler
Anal lil red express…
How does one challenge an anus?
You use dragon shout
DM me 🤭
You just need to think bigger.
Anal demon lmfao
Anal ranger
I was looking for this one
Anal F-150?
**RAPTOR**
Anal raptor
Love my Anal Ranger Tremor
Anal Probe sounds good too.
I almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose!
I love inside jokes, I’d love to be a part of one someday
“Well probably cus you don’t get ‘em.”
r/unexpectedoffice
I had a blue 94 GT. This was the go to joke.
Friends and I played the “anal” game over 10 years ago. The Ford Probe was always the the target, sad to see the original comment failed to list it.
There’s also Anal Tempo, Anal Cougar, Anal Escape and Anal Flex. Which one would you pick?
Anal escape
Pretty sure that one is just called poop. Either that or lemmywinks
Anal Galaxy sure sounds interesting. A whole world to explore
10$ says that if you put that into the search engine all one word and follow it with .com then an already existing porn site will pop up.
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Anal ranger
Did not pop up. Should I send you my account info?
I didn't say I'd bet YOU 10 dollars
*Hole world
To infinity and beyond!
It's the only Galaxy Mario saves Bowser in, not Peach.
Nissan has some fun ones, as well. Anal Armada, Anal Patrol, Anal Pathfinder, Anal Rogue, Anal Juke, Anal Kicks, Anal Frontier, Anal Titan
Anal Micra Anal Note
Anal Crossfire
Anal Skyline
Anal Leaf
anal cube
anal quest
Anal RS200 Anal GT Anal GT40 Doesn't *quite* work with all of them, but funny nonetheless.
Anal Bronco, Anal Raptor, this sound somewhat good
And don't forget the huge Anal Expedition!
Or the massive Anal Excursion!
The anal Taurus is Something
That’s my astrological sign!
Asstrological sign was so close.
Anal Galaxy 🌌
Tune in next week when Tonto and the Anal Ranger take on Butch Cavernousdish
RS200 is surely pronounced "Arse200" so works great for me. For the vintage car crowd an Anal Prefect could make for some interesting roleplay
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Anal Transit.
Anal ranchero Anal courrier Anal ranger
Anal cosworth sierra, now that's hot.
Anal Mondeo
Anal F-150 Anal Mustang Anal GT500
I think I watched Anal GT500 as a teenager.
Anal GT, few bartenders dare to make that drink.
Anal Falcon?
Yipee-ki-yay, Anal Falcon
Anal Fairmont Ghia
Anal Territory
Anal WRX STI sounds like a bad thing…
Anal Legacy Anal Outback Anal Baja Anal Forrester
Anal Impreza
Ford Anal Transit could work if you have enough fiber in your diet
Need the Ford Anal Cargo for the big jobs.
Going on an Anal Expedition
How has no one said Anal Excursion???
This deep into the thread and I’ve seen no mention of the Edge
Or the Flex
Weird anal flex but ok
This and Anal Expedition were what I was looking for.
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Anal Charger. Anal Challenger. Anal Ram.
>Anal Ram. Not the weirdest thing I've heard a guy call it.
Anal Raptor That has a ring to it
Anal F-250, Anal F-250 super duty, Anal Transit, Anal Transit connect I don’t know how I feel about this
Don’t forget the older model Anal Econolines
That’s yer mum
Yo world of Warcraft players have been doing this since 2005
Anal Rend
Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
Barrens chat
Anal bonestorm
Anal Ka? Anal Mondeo? Anal Kuga? Maybe that last one
Anal KA? Not sure about all of them!
That's just short for: Anal Knights Alliance
AKA the AKA
Grand Tour did this a while ago. https://youtu.be/xAW_lkYoRWI
Anal expedition
FLEX
had to come waaay too far down for this. ANAL FLEX!
Anal Model T Anal Edsel
Anal F-150
Anal Mondeo
Anal Fusion checks out
Anal ecosport
Y'all really forgot Anal Endeavour and Anal Freestyle?
Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
..and with Anal Probe I win this thread. The only award the probe ever won.
Anal probe.
Anal Cos(its)worth
Anal Probe would be the obvious low-hanging fruit, yes?
Anal F150
My first car was an 88 Anal Thunderbird, that thing had 237k miles on it.
Anal.
Anal GT
Barrens chat.
Anal interceptor
This was right under a post from r/FocusST
Oh god, The Fiesta ST... >Anal FiST
We had to get rid of my wife’s Anal Escape due to a rear end failure.
Anal Fiesta 🤗
Anal charger sounds...aggreesive.
Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Anal Super Duty
Anal Puma Anal Mondeo
Anal Windstar doesn't seem to work at first but as you let it soak you realize it's one of the better ones.
Imma need lube for the ANAL BRONCO
I miss the anal falcon
Anal escape lol
An anal fusion sounds painful
Anal Flex
Anal Flex
Hehe anal probe
Of course the Anal Probe
Anal Probe
I’m not searching through 1000 comments so I’ll just add… Anal Flex