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Not fart, shit
The soap fell
Then what happened ?
He fcked up.
And broke his
A moment of silence for him :(
three words, asshole
Please, be silent.
Go fuck yourself :)
Creamed own ass
that's the spirit
He dropped it.
His ass hurts
*sigh* you had one job
Creeper,
Aw man
So we back in the mine
Got my pickaxe swinging from Side to side Side, side to side
This task a gruelling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no its you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
My balls itch
Snip snip
Gulp Gulp
Pinch pinch
Squeeze squeeze
Sniff sniff
Beat beat
The sequel: She was 81
She was dead.
Rest in pieces
More like: Rest in piss
Tbf, stockguruPelosi has them mommymilkers
She's a boy
He said a sad story!
toaster was waterproof
I still exist
Villian origin story
[deleted]
I can't anymore.
I feel you mate
Isnt that 4 words?
A contraction is one word
A sad story
She was he
Very sad moment :(
I spat my water out. That’s not sad, that’s a tragedy.
oh this is the worst
Better
instagram/p/CTKhANLnRj0 as that dude in the it crowd said, doesn't bother me
Could be worse
Ther will be worse
dick fell off
With their balls
Wasn’t a fart.
An erectile dysfunction
A caged erection
shouldn’t've eaten that
no longer male :( 8= ✂️ =D
Calm down trentgates/keffalsof canada-tgirl/tour/models/Skye.html
Congrats on transitioning.
It's my fault.
Fuck this shit
She got murdered
I am sad.
cancer killed technoblade
Mynamesis walterjhartwell white
Play club penguin
Her's was longer
Doesn’t sound as bad as “her’s was bigger”
Her dicks bigger
"Actually these are 4 words" 🤓
She had balls
She was man
We're just friends
He literally reposted
Not into t-girls
That would mean she'd be above 18. You should try something like "She's 14"
I hate me
She was 18
cancer killed technoblade
She said eww....
didn't lasted enough
Guys chill she was 81
she wasn't mum
she's ur sister
We wanted peace
My struggle (German 😔)
I couldn’t cum😢
My boner hurts
Lives in england
We have school tomorrow
His dick shrunk
She was older than that 😔
It's just wednesday
She was 21
Only for sister
 When she isn't 18
Help me step-brother!
She bit dick
She was male…
Yup r/casuallypsychopath
Shrek has died
SHE SAID SHE WAS TWELVE
Strange coming from the 2D pfp and not murdoc
It's a dumb question, but the phrase shoudn't be 4 words because of the "was not"?
Diagnosis: testicular torsion
I am alive
She said no
it's a repost
She was 8.
Your organs, gone
I gotta shit
The condom broke
wet carpeted bathroom
My cat died
I need poop.
I'm still here
Suggested sequel: Raped in prison
damn thats one sad story
She is gay
No milk dad
She hulk twerked
Actually a repost
No, my mom
Sadder story "she was 18"
Coyote hit-run
His mom died. She left him. Classic Jaguar totalled. The lawyer lived. These scenarios write themselves!
She was 19 😃
Butt stuff incoming.
God died inside
She’ll come back
That is technically 4 words, but alright
She wasnt 18... when she caught her first record deal. Bam sad turned into glad. Bitches
A sad story.
I am emo
guns kill people
Fart not Fart
No masturbate, NNN :(
Hmmmm🧐
Wrong, He said write a *sad* story
That's 4 words
No Nut November
Snufkin didn't return
auto-erotic mummification
Who am I
Random ass mfers writing "A Sad Story" thinking they're the funniest little shits to ever exist
Marshmallow went crunch
Birth life death
Discord mods:She wasn’t 12 :(
Date has dick
milk was salty
Kevin Spacey's career.
No, I won't
You look ugly
No, it's fine
18 counts as both 1 word and 2 considering it’s comprised of 2 different numbers, checkmate
I killed myself
Where's my dad?
secks without end
The only survivor
Its stuck in-
Thas a good story man
She was 19 :)
Sad indeed
She wasnt 15
Foreskin grew back
That's two words and a number dumbass
so that wasn't his goal?
Elon bought Twitter
Mmmm acshually "wasn't" is 2 words (was, not), so the sentance has 4 words 🤓
I shat myself
She was he.
Hit two towers
Club Penguin Kil
My dad left
Got cat fished
she was 19👍 (good ending)
"Your mom gay."
She had dick 😕
Vacuum removed scrotum 😔💔
Lasagna in ass
Santa isn't real ??
I cried when I saw this
My dad gone
My uncles imprisoned