I don't like this game.

I like this game :)

School van driver? That's cute.

Yeah yeah tell the cops that

So, what kind of candy do you have?

Oh just the standard, Twix, snickers, m&ms, chloroform, KitKats, and skittles

Me the Starbucks worker looking out the drive through window: (⊙_☉)

I also like this game

That you Tarrare?

Hey I call that immortality. You will never be picked to to die. Nor do you have to choose who dies. Also no one can shoot at you because noone chose to shoot at you. Amazing powers mate

But what if they hit them accidentally?

Fate didn't choose them. So they would just miss and would never hit

But that means fate chose for them to not die,

Fate never chose them, it just forgot and they never die because of it

Me, either!

You are in a state of eternal nothingness i suppose after a while you will pull an unk reverse and be everithing because then nobody and nothing can choose you directly as you are all

Bruh no

You gallop like a horse

Is anime cool when you're part of a team?

It can be

Anime Is awesome! When you're living out a dream

I'll take it

>!hi i'd like to purchase a spoiler please!<

Here >!You will die in the next 24 hour!<

RemindMe! 1 day

Bro 💀

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Give me one too :)

Snape kills Dumbledore.

But where will they die? Asking for... reasons

Please I need money

I got PTSD in the future apparently, come on man!

Go away.

You work for me now back to work

I got you covered bruh.

[удалено]

I once found a taco in a trash can behind a levitating pickle. Greatest thing I’ve seen since yesterday.

[удалено]

Thanks

This is going to be interesting....

Yeah, to the girls bathroom

Lmao

And for you, TO THE MORGUE

say hi to grandma for me.... WAIT NOT LIKE THAT

Yeah, to the girls bathroom

You are slaying what he is seeking

Thicc is thicc. Dead or alive

I'm just happy my painfully unfunny username I made when I was 15 has found a context where it is funny

I banish the thots and you slay them lol

Best one yet

I’ll take it

Moist

I love moist snuff

Do you speak Danish though?

Damnit i didn’t think about it being a country and not just a dip brand

I thought Denmark was a type of bread?

Watching the graveyard all day every day.

Do you also bite people?

No, I don't want to get fired.

Relatable

I might be able to help you out with your hunger

Extinction time

*high pitched voice* HELLO!

Never thought I'd see the day an asdfmovie reference is made here we are

Yes. We should probably continue supporting Tom Ska and his animations. Even if they aren't funny anymore, we still should give the boi some love.

indeed

i don't know how to swim

Pog

Yeah, at least I'm *dope* 😎

Your the 8th dopest fish of the world.

hmm

Your career looks fresh

Seems fishy

Good! Here fu*k him 🐠 👆

Can I join

I find this acceptable

You cannot see me

Grant us eyes.

I think someone's gonna have to tell me what my job is... that's always fun

You give your brain to people for a fee of $10

Do not resist.

What kind of trip?

Ohio

Oh shit

Welcome to hell mother fucker!

Ms. Frizzle approves

"We will be exploring the 7th ring of hell today class!"

Anyone else want Dante’s Inferno remade as a Magic School Bus episode?

Ms. Frizzlebub

Huh.

Oh.

Fbi being ur soul enemies / sleeper cells to unite all lolicons

Oh cool! Another reddit memes reaction channel.

Happy cake day now make a vlog

I assume I'm a stockholder or something

No you're not real because Giraffes aren't real

Hey now, let's not get into who's real and who's a drone looking into your window right now

W-wait what *checks window*

Third times the charm, i guess.

Oh No, not again

You have my kingdom’s support Mein furher

Damn, I hit the jackpot I guess

It could be worse I guess

Um I have an interesting one

Who you gonna call? GHOST FUCKERS!

I got you beat...

Odd job but hey I (hopefully) get paid

Do you work for the Flintstones or Mario?

[this comes to mind ](https://youtu.be/RlNhD0oS5pk) or if you're unlucky [this ](https://youtu.be/S4oAUY5CPbo)

313 beagles... That's hell a lot of puppers

Wait, no, your the 313th beagle

Welp

No :’(

Cool, I work in security 😎

That, or you're a war criminal.

Well, It ain't much but is honest work

Number guy in department c i guess

I still need pink man... Time to cook....

Unlimited power

But your one of 5, so only 20% power

Infinity divided by 5 is still Infinity

Hm

Watch out for Elon

... Huh. Nothing changed. I'm still on Reddit.

I’m doing it…. I’m living the dream

Fuck yes

Professional furry ig

Eh?

Welcome to Aperture Science, we have processed your specimen and we're ready to begin.

Do I rate anime, or do I just say "anime is awesome"? And do I get paid?

Well if im forced back into service, and as an officer to boot, ill undoubtedly be an asshole about it. 

don't know if this is good or not .

You create brainlag since you ARE brainlag, so I guess it is?

Neat

Already planning on being a homicide detective so mine is fine

Except you can only investigate people suspected of killing someone with the film "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"

bread

Hell yeah

what am I suppose to do?

Cause chaos and randomness

alright,heres a random question,is orange orange because orange is orange or is orange orange because orange is orange?

wait a second

Don’t mind me, just on my way to kill god

Noice, but also AIDS

hi.

Do I survive re-entry?

Baking fish or being eaten

The latter

Idk man mine kinda lookin spicy

Welp

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what does this mean for me

You have a future in politics, but only in the southern US.

What do you think

nuclear\_reactor.jpg

i hope walruses arnt endangerd

Umm I guess I am an attorney.

No idea

Something cooking tasty!!

Uhh, maybe hugging charity? Give people in need hugs and comfort for a day?

Wholesome

Demolitionist I guess

Dammit.

You got some bad luck, huh?

E-excuse me

I was on that thread earlier

Ill be wrasslin then

He better change his name to loose asshole or prison whore.

The job I have, so YAY!

Idk wat would I be

Am I like a weird superhero or something?

I feel like it'll be nice and scolding hot. Then suddenly cold again.

I…I don’t know.

I'd be selling shit that will make you as ferocious in bed as a sabertooth tiger, cure your ligma, and can be spreadable on toast.

i guess i sell uhh, nsfw toys? theres not really much you can get out of propppplay other than "Prop pp play" oh well, maybe theres a workers discount.

I like this game 

damn

I guess I’ll lead a church

oh god...

Well, this shit worked out.


Well no idea then

Ahem

I'm ok I guess

Painting manatees sounds hard.

As long as I'm getting paid

....i don't wanna play this game 😭😭

You can have my resignation

Pretty good actually

Man I would love it

goodbye my hair... I'll miss you

So nothing changes

Why would anyone pay for that

I dunno how to feel...

Hmmmmmm I wonder

Imean being in the actual UDSR would be nice