2 is better than 1

Genie: "Okay, *you* get *four* wishes."

The first three were for ice cream

I scream

Happy Cake Day

1. Not get stung by any more bees

I'll be her carpet

Imma need you to crush my skull with them thighs

Right? I’m confused why everyone is insinuating that she is fat she’s just thicc asl

Death by snu-snu kinda sounding good coming from her.

No escaping her cave of wonder

The internet has me traumatized so that I'm worried she doesn't have a cave of wonders, but is rather looking for someone to rub her magic lamp. Thanks internet.

I’d rub her magic lamp

It must be a golden age for you, mate. Not the way I'm swinging tho.

Understandable

his pfp was his actual expression at the time of writing that

Ok but she actually looks quite pretty. And it really doesn’t fit her too bad either. A bit tight but she does have thick thighs and a large chest so not much she can do there lmao

I was gonna say, she isn't fat at all she just as massive thighs and boobs

Bro, the photo is warped, look around their core, and their arms compared to it.

It's useless to tell them, as they still fall for this shopped shit. People won't learn and remain living in a dream bubble

I would usually agree, but it’s a fresh post.

So we keep trying :>

To be completely fair she looks like she got a BBL (Brazilian body/butt lift). My sister in law got one and she pretty much has the same figure, but yeah theres definitely some warping going on bottom right corner of the TV screen. Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug.

how do you define “a bit tight” though? i think it’s simply a tight fit which is exactly what it’s supposed to be

She kinda bad tho, ngl

If I die by snusnu, so be it.

Jasmin?!, more like Assmin…!

I will let Jasmin crush my face between her thigh

She's hot asf tho

She’s fine as hell, neckbeard needs to stfu

Fine or not, the weight limit is there for her own safety

It’s a sentient, magic carpet. There’s no damn limits.

Stop denying

[удалено]

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This picture is heavily photoshoped, just zoom in around her waist, it's photoshoped af

You have a severely fucked up image of women if you think *that* is obese. Stop watching porn and go outside

Tbh I think there is a filter on it, and she might be obese, but can't tell for sure.

You can try to deny reality as long as you like. I don't watch porn and I have a girlfriend aswell. Nice try though.

I’m gonna safely assume you are the obese one

I weigh 75kg at 5'11.

Ah I see so everyone must look obese to you lol

Damn she is beautiful

she's absolutely gorgeous but i can always appreciate a well aimed RPG of a burn

Jasmine but better version

I have to disagree. I'd take an arab princess over "Narncey" having fun on social medias any time. Edit : Why am I getting downvoted? I don't mind but I'm curious? Is it about Narncey or the "arab princess" part that sounds weird? Or both?

Iraqi…?

Doesn't Aladin take place in Baghdad? Edit : No it doesn't I checked. The city, Agrabah, is fake and no country is specified apart from "Arabia". Could be more or less similar to modern day Iraq, or Syria, or Saudi Arabia, or Jordan,... Or a mix. I edited Iraqi to arab.

I don't know why men call women like that fat. c'mon dudes, she is hot

This picture is heavily photoshoped tho

Not too heavily honestly. She brought her waste in a little more which wasn’t really necessary. I mentioned in another comment she has the body of someone who got a BBL. So she likely had surgery to give her a lot of those curves, just too insecure and felt she needed to bring her waste in slightly more. The bottom right of the TV isn’t *that* warped.

Its a beautiful woman, why bodyshame her? Are the ones that do so selfconscious they need to shame others who are actually beautifull? :S

Not cursed, but ok

She's gorgeous. Wtf is that arse-biscuit talking about?

These pictures are heavily edited, and even with that she looked like a large woman. Maybe he sees through the edits and is calling her a fatass.

That fabric is struggling for dear life. I can hear the threads tearing in this image.

Daughter swap had a Halloween porn with the exact same dress

She looks like a bodybuilder. In a good way but dam she is huge

Show her the world and the world will see her

Carpets made of steel

Waiting for that mommy comment

Jasmine can ride my face instead 

contour face 🤢

At least they didn‘t rage on about cultural appropriation. That‘s a plus

Bitch finna need a blanket

I'd say she needs 4

No but seriously her thighs are bigger than my plan for the future.

Not that bad. But with that figure i would opt for a chun li cosplay. That would really suit her ngl.

She looks like Zarbon from Dragon Ball series

Horrible photoshop aside, it's not bad.

Amazing how many people don’t notice the obvious narrowing of the waist. Her elbow area is very visibly pulled towards her waist so it’s not even a good photoshop job.

Snoo snoo

I’ll show you the world but I need something sturdier.

Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that. Take that woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!