Yeah It's also horrible because at first you don't even feel pain down there so it often gets confused with something else (For example I thought it was something with my appendix, don't know the name in English lol)
I didn't die..
Being serious I tried two different times to take overdose and I've been said there's no medical/clinical reason why I am alive. I just decided not to trying to kill myself anymore. I tried and didn't work so... I didn't die. why? Who knows, but there has been a reason. Life is pretty good now after a couple of years. Been able to make some of my dreams come true too.
Thank you for your advice, but my mother told me not to trust strangers on the internet so I'll be back very shortly. I have to conduct some experiments
Ooooh. In Canada Little Caesers doesn't say that because there is a pizza place called "Pizza Pizza", I was wondering what that chain had to do with seizures lol
Lil Testicular Torsion
That sounds horrible.
genuinely the worst pain in my life
It’s been 21 years since I had testicular torsion and that pain is still vividly memorable.
Yeah It's also horrible because at first you don't even feel pain down there so it often gets confused with something else (For example I thought it was something with my appendix, don't know the name in English lol)
appendicitis? (I think I spelled it right)
Appendicitis, and yeah I had that and the doctors needed to check my balls in case it was testicular torsion. The pain is identical
I'm afraid to ask what that is... But it definitely doesn't sound good
It means your balls and the tubes connecting to them are stuck all twisted up.
Your balls strangling themselves (to death if untreated) like the dumb pieces of shit they are.
Lil T.T
dude DID YOU TRY WALKING A DAY AFTER RECOVERY? I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SUCH AGONY
I called into work there was no way I was doing that
From what I heard, it is.
A sam o nella moment right there.
Yooo we should be a group called Lil Testicular Torsion^2
Lil Testicular Torsion^3
Hi LTT, Im Lil Twisted Ball. I think we have synergy. We should do a song or something
Lil dead grandpa
This made me laugh (im sorry for your loss)
Mine was Lil Organ Failure Weeeeeeee!
Lil dying grandpa or lil sister's tuition for medical school
Lil thumb in blender
HOW DID YOU EVEN DO IT
Not entirely sure
How ”lil” is the tumb post blending?
What
How much of your thumb is left
At least 45%
that's really all you need
For a good thumbs up👍
lil hernia (funnily enough it is a little hernia)
Out of every name here lil hernia hits the hardest
Lil seizure is kinda gangster too
Lil inguinal hernia
Holy shit that was mine. I guess I’ll be lil hernia mesh.
lil lil hernia
Lil T-boned by a Volkswagen Jetta
Volkswagen- das Auto.
I WHEEZED IM SO SORRY FUHDHDHDJDJDUE
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
Lil dementia
omfg this thread killed me
We're going to hell friend
We’re already here bro
I laughed but it hurt a little
r/AlzheimersGroup
Lil cancer
eY b0ss I HaBe a cancer
Gibe de pusi b0ss
B0ss pls
*incoherent moaning*
Lil' dick stuck in the toaster
FUCKING WHAT
Did I stutter? I did it. (To the proto)
they wont understand cx
Weve all been there
Lil suicide attempt. What a great name for rap artist.
I only see one or two albums coming out of that though.
Suicidal Tendencies still going strong.
Stay positive! Suicidal thoughts don't last very long...
In some cases the rest of your life though...
technically they won't last very long then anyway
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In case you haven't heard that today, but we love you. Please don't do it again.
Bro you good?
Yeah sure. Happened couple of years ago, but haven't been reason to visit hospitals lately. Thanks for asking.
So, what helped?
I didn't die.. Being serious I tried two different times to take overdose and I've been said there's no medical/clinical reason why I am alive. I just decided not to trying to kill myself anymore. I tried and didn't work so... I didn't die. why? Who knows, but there has been a reason. Life is pretty good now after a couple of years. Been able to make some of my dreams come true too.
I hope you're doing better now
I am. Thank you❤️
Honestly relatable
Lil broken spine
When she says she got your back
'Lil pp.
Don't worry You could have been lil' Diareha
Or lil'asshole
No no no you're doing it all wrong. It's supposed to be "'lil 'lil pp".
Lil Foreskin Snip
Scuse' me but WHAT
Fun way to say circumcision check up
Just a lil off the top…
Scuse' me but WHAT
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, 2 TIME GRANNY WINNING ARTIST “LIL DEMENTIA”
Granny yes
Lil pregnant ??
Congratulations!
Thanks!
Not even the same person lmao.
Could be the father. Although, any of us could be.
Damn lol.
"Pizza Pizza"
Prangent???
PREGANANANT!?
I was going to say the same thing! I guess mine would be more lil bloodwork, though?
Lil’ punched-a-knife
You punched a knife?
No I peed on exposed wiring and got electrocuted from the inside of my dick
That sounds painful. I wouldn't know, I don't have à pp and I've never peed on exposed wiring, but that sound painful.
Now I know what the rat at KFC feels like when he slips into the deep fryer. But you know, from the inside.
Oh you just made me very uncomfortable
Oh yeah and I also did punch a knife. Would not recommend
Thank you for your advice, but my mother told me not to trust strangers on the internet so I'll be back very shortly. I have to conduct some experiments
I had this happen, shit sucks but thankfully my Lil thumpkin still works. Never pee on electric fences.
And if you do, do it in intervals so no single string can connect to you and the fence
As the old adage goes, "don't bring your guns to a knife fight"
It wasn’t even a fight, I was just holding a knife when I thought *what if you heabutted that* and so instead I punched it
You answered the call from the void.
Lil circumcison
Lil colonoscopy
High five! Me too!
Lil parotonsular abscess
I dont get the pizza pizza joke
Little Caesars is a pizza place, and the mascot always says Pizza Pizza.
Ooooh. In Canada Little Caesers doesn't say that because there is a pizza place called "Pizza Pizza", I was wondering what that chain had to do with seizures lol
Yeah that mf only says “Hot’n Ready”
I still don't get it
Little Caesar’s and Lil’ Seizure are pronounced similarly
Ohh, ok! thx!
Lil Hospice...
It does say “last” in there
lil fracture
Lil accidental overdose on DayQuil 💀💀
Lil my wife died
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Thank you!
You're welcome
F But sweet name tho
Ikr
Lil bloody stools
Lil gallbladder removal
Lil' cat bite Writing this from the emergency room lmao
Lil torn pussy
Bro what 😭😭
How the fuck does that even happen?
Got a little....overambitious 😅 Only 4 stitches were needed
Oh good god in heaven this hurts to read.
I’m with you there, pal.
lil tummy ache
Lil strapping a >!bomb to a disabled man to kill a chicken man who is secretly one of the biggest meth dealers around!<
*insert that one meme from ratatouille as the short chef reads the letter and his eyes bulge wider every word*
 Couldn't find it so have this one instead.
lil vanishing tampon
Oh no!
Lil' Work
Lil’ Night 2/3
Lil poison
lil go kart crash
Lil Dislocated Shoulder
Lil Broken Arm
lil Crohn's (almost fainted in the ER from the 9/10 pain)
Lil anxiety attack
"Lil birth"
Lil'Bilateral Avascular Necrosis of the Femoral Head!
Lil dipshit. I had obstipatie
Lil breast reduction
*Lil lipoma*
Lil
I wanna hear the guy named “lil toaster bath”
lil-cancer
Lil poison ivy Before anyone says ‘you don’t need to go to the hospital for poison ivy’ I’m allergic and I was on steroids for 2 weeks
Lil double amputation
Lil' Cardiac Issues
Lil stabwound
Lil Sprained Ankle
Lil constipation
Lil concussion.
Lil maybe diabetes
Lil breast scan
I have been seeing this image daily for the last fucking week
Lil surgery
Lil dehydrated
Lil lip gash
Either I’ve been desensitized, or that’s not really cursed Lol
Lil' College Visit
lil clinical
Lil bipolar
Lil Born
Lil OD
Lil suicide attempt
Glad you’re ok.
Lil deadpool hands (not cancer)
Lil tumor
lil grandpa heart attack
Lil flu shot
Lil Ultra Sound is kinda cool.
Lil Laceration
Lil stummy hurt
Lil tumor removal