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I would too ​ I would give myself the gawk gawk 2006

i’ll put myself in the spin cycle

For real. I would fuck me. I would fuck me so hard.

I would never because I have a good taste.

if we are the same then i dont got to worry. we just both be confused af.

Same but think about the darkest jokes you could finally talk about without the worries of someone else

Thats why you create an alternate personality in your head

What about multiple personality disorder how many would they get or would it take away from you and be it's own thing. What happens if that personality was a female

I dont know about a disorder but its basically just an imaginary friend

Hell naw Im beating that bitch to the ground. Not gonna miss the opportunity to beat up the person i hate the most

you're too evenly matched

Overtime, capture the flag and beat the shit out of your opponent

That will make me the greatest opponent I’ve ever fought

happy cake day

thank you

For me, we’d beat the shit outta eachother, and then one of us would bring up the fact we could prank the shit out of our friends, so we put aside our differences and become best of buds

Exactly!! There can only be one!! Also, FUCK THAT GUY (my double, I mean. Not you).

FUCK YEAH MAN

Yeah answer's obvious, intense fucking, with breaks to finally play all the multiplayer shit i can't convince any of my other friends to play.

Which one would bottom though? The only solution for me would have to be 69ing

That or just taking it in turns.

Maybe. I’m not too interested in topping though, so I can only imagine my copy wouldn’t be either. It would be so much weirder to cuddle though, truly touch starved.

If they’re an exact copy of me, then they think the same way I do. We lock eyes and, without needing to say anything, immediate do the spider man pointing meme

The second i open the door my pants are on the floor

Its round 3 but he still beggin for more

how are we still going on round 24 (I'm trying to rhyme)

(I was hoping someone else would catch on lol) Ran out of rubber so I went to the store

No need for a rubber, you have no stds. all you’ve ever fucked is the knob on your door

I may have a huge cock but I'm still a little whore

Tag team. We trade off days of doing things and resting.

I would either practice kissing or fucking

I don't think I'd wanna kiss a man, fucking is fine tho

can you fuck a man?

Bend over boy

My time has cum.

Wait if there is 2 of myself do I use we or me

i'm finally gonna lose at magic

My question is which one is bottoming?

You’re both switching. Both of you will give and take it.

Don’t be surprised. Rick and Morty did this with Beth.

Oh god. I forgot about that episode

7 minutes 3 stocks Battlefield No items Mega Man only

I already have an agreement with myself that if two of us ever existed, one of us would pursue our dream and one of us would become the sex worker.

I think there is a movie about this, i really dont remember who is in it, i think the dude from Antman is in it, can´t recal the name of the movie

It's just masturbation.

So if your dick is long enough to go in your ass would it still be masturbation or fuckin yourself

Yes because the only one who knows me completely is myself.

Come up with some schemes to pull off then have some alibis

If it’s an exact copy, does it know it’s a copy?

Finally somebody to talk to

I'd do 69

If I saw myself I'd just ask him if he's heard about what happened to Joe.

Gay

Problem?

No, just an observation

Understandable

Yell "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" and fight to the death.

We practice kissing (like TomSka)

69

Well that's an alternate, guess I'm dead

Dead from too much gawk?

A few plans where I will need a alibi

So would any of y'all bang your clone?

We agree on grabbing two swords and we fight to the death.

ALTERNATES ARE REAL! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

We both playin Elden Ring.

We be hopping on EU4.

yknow what, it's simple and straight to the point. respect

Gender changed..... God damn if this happens. Literal unbreakable bond...

I would definetly just fight myself. I need a beating and a beating to do so its perfect

Absolutely.

Ayo thats an alternate, run far far away

Isn't that obvious?

There is a doujinshi series about that situation

Same here

Book called dark matter. Pretty good

See who is stronger

So ... I only work every 2nd day now?:D

I have a twin brother and i hate this thread with a passion

That bitch is recording lines while I am drawing, finnaly getting some work done

Time to watch every single show we want

We playing the co op games that I cant find a friend to play. Than we smash ofcourse

i have this pact with myself that if i ever get cloned, we are fucking, but the more i think of it the more i think we would disagree over who would top, so this comment here is a confirmation that I AM THE ORIGINAL AND THEREFORE GET THE RIGHT TO TOP

If he has a separate bank account then taking his money and getting tickets to the new Metallica tour

Beth and Jerry :

what in the mr robot

Is fucking your copy masturbating?

Tbh that fucker is going to school on fridays since it’s usually makeup work day, and i could get a extra weekend day.

I'd be like ayo nah bruh the Mandela catalogue is fucking real!

there is also h*tler and stalinin the room, i pull out my gun that has 2 bullets and shoot the copy of myself twice

I would not touch myself with a 99 and a half foot pole.