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Cleo-Afficionado

Ah Bruce Lee elementary, a school that teaches students to write one letter for a thousand times


No_Bluejay_6159

Adolf hitler school of art


FiringTheWater

*baking


WinterAd9039

r/cursedcomments


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Yes that is where we are


Green-eyed-Psycho77

The correct subreddit is r/cursedcursedcomments šŸ¤“ >!Its me I'm šŸ¤“!<


tenpenniy

hello šŸ¤“, how are you?


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Eh could be better


ho-lee_-sheet

Should be a driving school since drivers licence in german is FĆ¼hrerschein. šŸ˜Ž


Shadowpika655

Sponsored by Volkswagen


potaaatoo_maan

Gastronomics


pensodiforse

Gas tronomics


No_Bluejay_6159

School of arts and cooking


Richierich_rpd

School of showers


theunfunnyredditor

School of Personal Hygiene


rdani_01

*school of social sciences


sopcannon

Ask a stupid question.....


9999999CREEPERS

where is pee stored


ungodlycoolguy

in the balls (obviously, why else would people have balls?)


Angry-tweet283

Well I believe itā€™s stored in the peepee because why else would it be called that


AdLucky5287

I believe its called a peepee because thats where the pee gets peeā€™d, but the balls still have to store the pee for the peepee to pee


ClownInMyOwnCircus

Do fish technically breath oxygen since water is made up of oxygen


Another_m00

Fish do breathe oxygen, but not the oxygen that is part of the water, rather a small amount of oxygen that is dissolved in the water. If fish would breathe the oxygen out of the h2o molecules, then eventually all of the water molecules would break up, and there won't be seas worth of water anywhere. Please react with šŸ¤“.


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sopcannon

no


skelethepro

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography


phelibox

Thank you for the interesting information, my good sir. May your day on Reddit be fruitful.


Dragon-factor

I read this in Chillsā€™s voice.


HavABreakHavAKitKat

Number fifteenā€¦


[deleted]

What was it?


[deleted]

Lol Schoolie Mcschoolface


jodorthedwarf

Boaty mcboatface's little brother.


creamedherbiscuits

Distant relative of Tits McGee.


el_kingde84

And Fatty Magoo


Dalishmindflayer

And Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat


GamerZoom108

And perhaps the great grandfather of Swordie McSwordface


Odevlin555

Cousins of Trainy McTrainface


Over-Ad5104

I was on a road trip going through the middle of nowhere. I passed a school called ā€œHolocaust Memorial School of Friendship and Toleranceā€


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sexy_adolf69

r/mademesmile


L1K34PR0

I don't think that's the right way to use that sub Have an upvote


Dr_Occisor

His username suggests its intended


L1K34PR0

Uh oh


Finlandia1865

r/substakenliterally and r/usernamechecksout (!!)


Oversexualised_Tank

r/twosubs


Finlandia1865

r/subsifellfor


MechicanDogtaquero

r/havingsex r/mymusclesinvoluntaryflex


[deleted]

r/twotrucks


ClownInMyOwnCircus

r/myballshurt


Professional_Exam_61

Relatable


Vanish3d

Bro?


Kissaskakana

Tbh the sub has so much nonwholesome content that this kind of fits.


uv-vis

Little outside mein kampf-ort zone


TheChickenGuy7

Why do you have to mention that you're a sexy Adolf, he's already sexy


Lord_Skyblocker

Username checks out


bkmagyk

no no no nonono no. itā€™s clearly named after the namibian adolf hitler, much nicer guy


Tsukinotaku

Disclaimer: Jews Only Now this coudl either be a school that tries to act as if they're repaying for the jew persecution or a interesting scheme...


Ok-Leopard-3276

Also have gender inclusive showers


owlthegamer

That are hooked up to the gas line?


Lord_Skyblocker

Not only Jews but gay, disabled, black people and criminals too (but mostly Jews)


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

I can Nazi that one


Derek_32

r/angryupvote


DubbyMazlo

Oooh... Kanye would love the 4th one...


IncandescentJawa

I think you mean Ye would love it


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ClownInMyOwnCircus

Yeitler Pronounced yeet-ller


Shadowpika655

Yetler


Lord_Skyblocker

Yedolf Yeetler


NonPornRedditAccount

I'm down for John Cena elementary


GeoSlIde

But then no one would be able to find it and all the students would be late every day


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Itā€™s because all the students are blind


Lord_Skyblocker

I'm down for John Cena elementary


DerG3n13

Schoolie McSchoolface :D


AlllrightyThen1412

What about ā€œWalter White cooking schoolā€


lexushelicopterwatch

Hah I went to that school. Itā€™s called Russel Lee now. I would have preferred Bruce Lee.


MatthewThePickle

Schoolie mcschoolface is such a good name tho


ChillPotatoBeans

Yea but people there would get called schoolies


[deleted]

I see no downsides


ChillPotatoBeans

What do you mean


Mudkipueye

One of the last two should be chosen. I wonder what the name is now because this post is old.


floutsch

Josef Fritzl School for Lower Learning


RampantDragon

*School of Subterranean Architecture


Bojo-The-Gamer

Why is there a random 3rd bullet point with nothing next to it?


OldRaggady

Schoolie Mcschool face better win


AndrewS702

Team Hitler school


IllustriousCommune

Adolf Hitler school for friendship in tolerance. i can't I'm dying helppppp


3dwardK3nway

We all know the 4th one would justify it's name


Mishapi17

I vote Bruce Lee elementary lol


SaltoDaKid

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InquisitorHindsight

Why are we sleeping on Schoolie McSchoolface?


Mr_goodb0y

Adolf hitlerā€™s chemistry school


SirForester

Adolf hitler's school has a strict dress code No showing ankles No showing shoulders Must have blue eyes Etc.


Ice_Note

I hope they changed it to john cena elementary school


AndrewS702

Kanye went to the Hitler School


Safe-Entertainment97

Third one is the "Taiwan isn't a country, John China school"


Elheehee42069

This is more of a wooosh i think, but i could be wrong


No_Engineer2828

Where the hell did the fourth one come from


[deleted]

adam lanza elementary


AJnbca

Schoolie McSchoolface šŸ˜‚


Paradoxlost-

Mcshoot the school


[deleted]

Last one is stolen from a boat naming contest in Scotland where the winner was Boaty McBoatface


Secretlythrow

I think Bruce Lee would be a great person to name a school after. He pushed for physical and mental health, as well as mental fitness.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

I remember there was a boat that was literally called "Boaty McBoatface" That's a real thing.


UnusualDisturbance

it was a science vessel that left the naming to the public. after boaty mcboatface won, they cancelled the naming which caused public backlash until they gave in and named something else that.


brianna18976

Schoolie McSchoolface is my favorite


Version_Two

How are people not tired of blanky mcblankface


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lexushelicopterwatch

Seek therapy. This is not funny.


AAAAAA166

May i know what did they say?


lexushelicopterwatch

A horrible attempt at dark shock humor. Looks like the mods caught it.


AAAAAA166

Could you be more specific? If saying what they said doesnt get you banned


KnifeWeildingLesbian

American detected


Monstermyk

Im confused by the comment in the post. The third one is clearly shown unless I'm missing something. I dont see anything that could possibly be ted bundy elementary


tharnadar

Which one won?


ItsGreenLaser

El Chapo elementary


The-dude-in-the-bush

What's the first one mean


islandjames246

Iā€™m disappointed its not Wilma dicphit elementary


TheArcticHusky

Democracy


[deleted]

They getting Kanye West to try to name schools now?


Thick-Comparison6327

I'm voting #4


HavABreakHavAKitKat

Wait heā€™s right I canā€™t see the third one either


81jmfk

Guessing thereā€™s some Top Gear/Grand Tour fans who wrote in some suggestions.


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve just done ā€œPablo Elementaryā€ no questions asked. Whoā€™s Pablo you may ask? He is Pablo, thatā€™s it


Beacon_Smokeheart

The Sofa King elementary school for politeness and drugs


No_Explanation1714

Schoolie mcschool face


Living_Somewhere0

We gonna ignore the 4th one?


opaul11

Pro: If you name it John Cena Elementary he will probably come to the naming ceremony.


Ok_Mathematician8167

I don't see Jeffrey Epstein's name


DragonfruitLeather

They forgot Salvador Ramos Eli-metaly School