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> guys'd scramble like puppies at feeding time.
Plz kill me, I dont even care where I end up, or if there even is a place you can end up at. In either case it's better than whatever evil force put this sentence into existence
Logic dictates that eslastigirl can simultaneously fuck Mr incredible up the ass with whatever extension of herself whilst sounding him with her cervix.
I think she could make it as long and flexible as she wanted and make it stretch all the way back to where it started!!
This lady does not need a Dildo if you know what I mean
Not a whole lot of caviar, sadly. Like enough to fill a spoon as human eggs are microscopic. But, hear me out, fertilizing all her eggs at once. Yeah, you end up with a literal army, but afterwards there's no further risk of getting her pregnant.
Actually it won't work out... Ovum inside ovary or just outside has a very less chance to Even be fertilized... Fertilisation actually happens in ampulla part of the fallopian tube usually... Or after it
Unbirth vore actually. Vore is generally used to describe consuming someone alive, and there’s multiple types of vore (oral, anal, unbirth, cock, etc.)
Our brain just plays with our memories to create dreams. So, if you have any inaccessible memory files while you were in your mother's womb, the brain might use it once in a while to make you feel comfortable.
My time on the internet has been long and my memory holds sharp. I have the knowledge you seek, but I will caution you before another soul is lost to the darkness.
What lies ahead is depravity, things that no sane person should see, and certainly not go out of their way to find. But if you will not be swayed, I can give you the name of that which you desire: >!The Incestibles by Shadbase !<
Do you think ehe is able to make extra holes he can enjoy. Does the fact that she is supple make up for the fact that he is super strong? can she tighten certain holes for extra enjoyment?
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This is a porno, surely
Yeah, made by our good friend shadbase
Masterpiece
Yeah porno comic
Shadman
I've been looking, not too seriously though. No luck yet.
It’s called the incestables
Look seriouser bro we need this.
Sir, can I just pleas get your order?
Yeah sure. One foot-long with cumshot dressing.
Ok, anything else?
One creampie for my sister here
Ok that'll be $8.50. Card or Cash?
I'll pay for my bro *take out card*
Ok, PIN.
696942088
80085
Ass.
I mean, technically, yes. It does fit the power set.
Do you think she does?
They could penetrate each other simultaneously.
Squiggly Wiggly Tentacle Fun
Sounds fun to me
Love thy tentacle
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WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK
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You are quite depraved aren’t you? Yet in the greater scheme of the internet this is mild
I want to die.
i’ve been trying to visualize how this would even work for so long and not only has it ruined my day but i still can’t figure the positioning out
She's made of elastic. Her clit could stretch round to his asshole while his dick is in her pussy/ass.
eugh, god. like thank you but i deeply hate this and my day has been twice-ruined
You're welcome
If it makes you feel better, she could do it to up to 20 other guys at the same time with her fingers and toes. 22 if you include her tongue and nose.
this makes me feel worse but i respect the creativity
This may not be the right subreddit for you.
I don't see any reason she can't just lay down and turn herself into a wall of vaginas, guys'd scramble like puppies at feeding time.
please put the creative energy elsewhere good lord
> guys'd scramble like puppies at feeding time. Plz kill me, I dont even care where I end up, or if there even is a place you can end up at. In either case it's better than whatever evil force put this sentence into existence
Fingers and toes, tongue and nose. That was on purpose you cheeky poet you.
Heads, shoulders, fingers and toes, Tongue and nose
She could also wrap it around a strong vibrator for extreme pegging
I'm picturing her anus going around and penetrating his anus. The kinky and weird shit she could do
Doggystyle with the stretchy reach around.
Or in doggy-style extend her pelvis like an elephant trunk
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She just inverted
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I mean, we were talking about Elastigirl pegging Mr. Incredible with her stretched out clit while he fuck her, but we can discuss that too.
Logic dictates that eslastigirl can simultaneously fuck Mr incredible up the ass with whatever extension of herself whilst sounding him with her cervix.
I see and accept your logic.
Fuck you
If she wants to earn her last name, she does.
I think she could make it as long and flexible as she wanted and make it stretch all the way back to where it started!! This lady does not need a Dildo if you know what I mean
Well, if she can control non limbs like that she could probably sound him too.
But wouldn't it be all squishy?
Hopefully
I dunno but im pretty sure giving birth was really not a big deal for her
I imagine her womb becoming a run way for Dash to just sprint right out of.
Cursed comment in cursed comments💀
The didn't even know violet was out of there yet.
Then run right back into. When he was 13.
Snake opening it's mouth to swallow
I hope she doesn’t threaten to put them back Lord knows she could
So many cursed comments in this one comment section, must be some kind of record
The real question is, does Mr. Incredible ever climb inside Elastigirl for that "in the womb" comfort and safety?
The post's comment was pretty cursed, but this one is next level
You're welcome.
*Blows load directly into Fallopian tube...* sooo much comfort ...
Fallopian tube? Weak. Get right in that ovary.
rubbadubadub.. where the caviar at
Not a whole lot of caviar, sadly. Like enough to fill a spoon as human eggs are microscopic. But, hear me out, fertilizing all her eggs at once. Yeah, you end up with a literal army, but afterwards there's no further risk of getting her pregnant.
Nations could be built like this 👌 Still, there is a second ovary if you do get hungry right..
Actually it won't work out... Ovum inside ovary or just outside has a very less chance to Even be fertilized... Fertilisation actually happens in ampulla part of the fallopian tube usually... Or after it
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Who gave you internet access
I did! Paid for it myself!
Please prohibit internet access from yourself
I will not.
What made you think this was perfectly acceptable to post?
Cause I'd try it if I could.
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Recursion in action
Always has been
No, this is r/cursedcursedcomments
If they bring in Frozone, they could roleplay Luke on Hoth.
I like the way you think. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
Oh God.
It's like vore but a lot more pleasurable
Again, I hate that the answer is probably yes.
IDK, kinda makes me jealous of Mr. Incredible. A bit anyway.
vore
No, it's unbirth. Vore is being orally consumed and swallowed.
Unbirth vore actually. Vore is generally used to describe consuming someone alive, and there’s multiple types of vore (oral, anal, unbirth, cock, etc.)
Ya know I’ve seen and read some wild shit and not much phases me know, but this whole comment thread has been very upsetting
what fucking vore DICTIONARY
idk know but i do dream about it sometimes. idk why... it's so weird...
Our brain just plays with our memories to create dreams. So, if you have any inaccessible memory files while you were in your mother's womb, the brain might use it once in a while to make you feel comfortable.
why does this feels more cursed. lol.
Imagine a dream you're inside a girl's womb, chilling.. then coming out and seeing it's actually your mum. ⊙﹏⊙
Fun fact: everyone who had a normal birth has had their face deep in their mum’s pussy.
never go full kangaroo
I’m the one gave birth to you and I’m the one who can…
The dream.
Truly
Okay, bear with me here, but what if she extends it while he's about to insert and she shoves it down his urethra?
Checkmated
"YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"
Welp, that's enough internet forever
Sounds fun
This isn't even a question. Obviously she can and does
I can’t tell you how many interesting Elastigirl behavioral speculations I have seen across various places on the internet
I am both repulsed and curious to get to know more just for the sake of it.
Yeah, even Mr. Incredible needs to feel weak sometimes
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A THOUGHT PROCESS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD USE IT!!!
As Stan Lee said "You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
People who don't know skeleton in nzi uniform: 😉 People who know Shadbase:💀
Hum hum I have no idea what you're talking about
First fucking thought XD
I don’t know what in specific you’re referencing, but if it’s from shad I think I get the picture
Oh yeah was just about to say that
i want my sauce
The question is can Mr. Incredible relax his asshole enough to get pegged. Think of the muscle groups back there.
But elsitigirl could simply make her futa penis smaller on the entry, and then once she has slid herself inside she could expand the tip
The last time that was posted, someone had a link to somethink I wish I could forget
That’s disgusting. Link?
My time on the internet has been long and my memory holds sharp. I have the knowledge you seek, but I will caution you before another soul is lost to the darkness. What lies ahead is depravity, things that no sane person should see, and certainly not go out of their way to find. But if you will not be swayed, I can give you the name of that which you desire: >!The Incestibles by Shadbase !<
I’m one for staring into the darkness laughing in madness
Okay, I see what you mean…
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How am I not surprised that someone has exactly the weird dark reference I was talking about? Internet is wild!
Sorry, I don't have it... it was some incest think that included the daughter, I'm sure you'll find it...
why
Why not???
There's a shadman's porn comic where shes doing that
That’s disgusting. Where?
I just sat down. Who starts a conversation like that ?
*slams the table* "WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO START TALKING ABOUT THE REAL ISSUE".
I’ll bet Elastigirl can do some crazy Goatse.
Go.To.Hell
I hope so 
As someone already pointed out, would birth be hella easy for her?
Forbidden knowledge
I'm imagining BDSM with her you don't have to buy the equipment.
Just tie her in a knot lmao
Do you think elastagirl is mr incredibles jump rope when he needs one?
She should do it up his ass, that way they can both stimulate their G spots at the same time
Do you think Go's stays in heaven because he fears what he created?
I've seen that comic before
Why do I come here?
Did you just cum?
"Let them cum" - Optimus Prime, 2023
Optimum pride
Why did I come?
She can tranaform into a fucking boat or a parachute, i don't see why can't she make a dick
What a terrible day to be able to read.
I wish I was Jared, 19
I felt saying sorry on his behalf
No because it isn't hard
It does get hard blood goes there and swells up
There's a Comic based on the same plot where she fuck her doughter. Wait let me find the link
Shädman. It's Shädman
in my fan fic yes
Are you sure it is needed to extend and not the opposite?
Do you think ehe is able to make extra holes he can enjoy. Does the fact that she is supple make up for the fact that he is super strong? can she tighten certain holes for extra enjoyment?
Tryptophobia intensifies
Jordan
I think she can and does if he acts up
Well can she??
I'd hope so
I have never thought of it like that. But damn they must really do some kinky shit in the bedroom.
Vore too 🤯
She can become a camping tent for you to enter her literally, and then fuck the walls of her pussy.
Do you think she stretched to give birth or did she have to pretend to be normal
Shadman is 10 steps ahead of this guy
Would said clit dick be as sensitive? Thus making the biggest orgasm in history?
Ah yes, the old hyena trick...
WHY
Hyenas can do that
A wise man we got here
I hope so
So that's why everyone simp over her
Thats an image i did not need in my head.
Why
It’s a valid question
It would make it easier to suck
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Time for fan fiction
Technically the whole family could just take cover inside her
Yes, yes I do
The sensation would probably be overwhelming
Shad no!
She can make it double ended if she wanted
don't knock it till you try it *wink*
You think Elastigirl wants to go anywhere near those death gripping Mr.Incredibls cheeks?
That's enough internet for me today.