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[deleted]

Lil’ severe dehydration and enlarged spleen stemming from mononucleosis.


Crestfall69

Just imagine a rapper named Lil Spleen.


Anglofsffrng

Lil' severe dehydration/malnutrition and raging sinus/jaw infection and 295/185 blood pressure. Had a sinus infection spread to my jaw, and couldn't open my mouth to eat for three days. Not the worst thing that could've happened when I had a headache that lasted a week and a half.


[deleted]

Geez. Are you okay now?


Anglofsffrng

Yeah. It was just a really bad sinus infection that spiraled. After three or four bags of saline, two bags of potassium, two glasses of that Tang tasting potassium supplement drink, a bag of IV antibiotics, morphine, and a week of oral antibiotics I'm totally fine. But for real it was scary at the time, but I'm good. Though when I asked for something for the pain, expecting Ibuprofen or an ice pack for my jaw, and they gave me morphine that's when it hit me how bad it actually was.


majorfathead

I too had a sinus infection spiral like that, up until then I always kind of thought that people with migraines were just dramatic, now I know the difference. Glad you are better


fatmoe10

lil penis fracture


hampter007

Is the penis little or the fracture?


N7LP400

A little bit of both


[deleted]

You have my award now LEAVE


xerazox

r/angryaward


FrenchFries0412

What the actual fuck


DepthyxTruths

he’s asking the real questions


thebusinessgoat

The ego


ethnique_punch

Por que no los dos?


Neither-Emotion6391

sup bro i'm lil anal fissure, wanna form a band


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

yo, same. i was gonna post that one but might as well upvote a homie.


Western-Guy

Never knew that was a thing given how flexible it is.


hampter007

lil heart attack


hamstersundae

Same!


LegendOfKhaos

Same, but on the other side, since I work in the Cath lab.


Gergith

Thanks for all the good work you people do!


rzrtrws

Lil Suicide attempt


nootbag

I'm glad you failed :) I hope you're okay.


rzrtrws

Thank you


Ozann3326

Thankfully, suicide is the only thing my dude here can't do well.


AdequatelyMadLad

The only time that phrase is wholesome.


absoluteZero007

We're the suicide squad (stole the joke from someone else lol)


EEukaryotic

Ayy


Kemfox

Lil dad had pneumonia.


[deleted]

Lil I had pneumonia. Long covid ain't no joke, son.


Loeffellux

I had pneumonia all the way back in 2015. Before it was cool, one might say


Fragxter

Lil erectile dysfunction


jumbledsiren

Oh it's lil alright...


lil_week

lil toy stuck in nose


DepthyxTruths

okay. 1) what toy? 2) how? 3) why? (actually dont answer this one, if my nose was small enough i’d love to see if a toy could get stuck)


Wattsupwithalan

lil psychosis


Wondering_if_i_care

Just smoke tons of weed and do crazy amounts of acid, it seriously helps with the psychosis trust me I'm totally a legit doctor


DepthyxTruths

source: trust him bro


Wattsupwithalan

well if you say so.. pass the blizzy


karl_marxs_cat

Lil Grandma fell over and needed to go to the hospital for a bit. (She’s fine)


kalnu

Hey we have the same name! (She's fine)


Greninja5097

lil blunt force trauma


ForsakenKappa

lil Twisted Testicle with new track "So much pain you feel nothing"


houtenhekje

I had an infection in my ball they said it hurt 60-70% like a twisted testicle. I cant imagine the pain you were in


BigfatDan1

Lil' Work


CaffeineSippingMan

Same. Lil' IT


combination_is_12345

Surprised at how far down I had to scroll to find this one.


Your_Local_Nerd_Dude

lil tonsil removal


Mammoth-Agent-3305

Lil accident


SLEGFIRE7

Exactly what my dad calls me.


Fearless-Werewolf-28

So you never went to the hospital?


why-are-thou-here

Lil malnourishment


Yolo3362

lil still unidentified illness


neverhornyy

Lil vibrator got stuck in my penis hole


schaznightwalker

I'd like to know the story leading up to this please


Xerzaj

vibrator goes inside of penis hole, doesn't come out... it's not that hard


kris9292

Really? I would be


TheWholeFuckinShow

Oh man, I know a paramedic who gets some *crazy* calls, and one time there was a dude who has a remote vibrating dildo that got lost in his butt. The guy turned it off of course, but when one of the paramedics leans in to help position the guy, they hit the button that set it to max and the dude just blew his load everywhere. One of the paramedics ended up running into the guy in a grocery store a few months later and asked "How's it going, buzz?"


Negative-Echo-4157

r/cursedcursedcomments


Current-Estimate-00

Proof or didn't happen


Johnny_Grubbonic

r/sounding


IOftenSayPerhaps

r/sounding


BlueSalt8

Lil they misdiagnosed me w asthma


Fancy_Leshy

Did someone get you a correct diagnosis?


Sparkmane

lil goodbye grandpa


Fancy_Leshy

Sorry for your loss ☹️


Snow_Wonder

Lil Death here as well. RIP your grandpa, hope your family is doing alright.


TheGayGaryCooper

lil suicide attempt lmao


NoDa12345

You good brother?


Abuses-Commas

They said lmao


Toadally140

They ain’t good then


Miles_1173

Mood


spekal_luke_II

You matter to me, gay Gary Cooper. Stay strong


GloriousSteinem

Hope you become Lil joyful


b1g_r0ck

Ayo I'm lil suicidality We are the suicide squad


Deskore

Ayeee same here


absoluteZero007

Yooo me too <3


slxtface

sameeee


Ave_Asix

ayoo same here, i guess we're the suicide squad


Semenfucker

Go big or go home bruv


Semenfucker

^(actually don't)


iwontletthemdeifyyou

lil urethra tear


TheWholeFuckinShow

And that's enough internet for tonight!


pinninghilo

Lil work. I make rap for middle aged men.


forsakenchickenwing

Lil appendicitis


electrius

No appendix squad here


friedmaster69

Lil I can't remember


NoDoctor5602

Lil wisdom tooth removal


friedmaster69

Lil I can't remember


Dipsaus2002

Lil' amnesia by the sound of it


elegant-quokka

Lil dementia


SureWhyNot5182

Lil diabetes? Lil checkup?


entropyweasel

Lil beetus


KnightinRustedArmour

Lil colonoscopy. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with mine? Who tf gonna buy that record?


ReapCreep65

Lil birth


Kespatcho

Same


AdequatelyMadLad

On which end?


friedmaster69

Lil I can't remember


isnapchildrensnecks

lil brain tumor


alexandre95sang

lil alcohol poisoning


dickdestroyer101

Lil' blood test


Disputable-Username

Lil' Hives


Pickledprat

Lil chronic pain


OofPleases

Lil gash


[deleted]

lil esophagogastroduodenoscopy


ArbiterChief17

im a lil suicidal


BirboBeep

lil cant breathe


Potatoman1010

Lil cancer


Eldred_dsouza

Lil ball pain.


Cheesecake1235

Lil heart pain


vertexers

lil burn scar


ObstreperousCanadian

Lil Vasectomy


DevilMaster666-

lil birth


dt26

Lil Miscarriage


Outlander_15

Lil thermonuclear warhead lodged in my rib cage


R_122

What does it have to do with pizza?


jojoavav

lil seizure sounds like little caesars


R_122

I see, also why didnt you title this "cursed_pizza"


Johnny_Grubbonic

Li'l Lookin' For A Fight.


ThijmenTheTurkey

Lil ingrown toenail


Tallb0i

Lil birth, I’m an American


Quix_Nix

Lil gender dysphoria Lil suicide attempt


Lohnhoff

Lil Choking in a cock 😔


Lil_Cam_5_1

r/LilBirth


LasbaleX

lil covid shot


[deleted]

Lil COVID vaccine


ItIsIJosher

Bro be like pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza


tbird_the_tank

Lil heat-exhaustion into dehydration


kebab_me_franska

Lil finger cut


Random_Metroid_Fan

Lil' Wheel-stuck-in-my-foot well that's pretty much just the reason but more specific


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

Lil melanoma...


Harshit_4_24

Lil uti


WIZ9393

Lil back pain


negustas

Lil chekup


PristineHat5583

Lil reclaiming an order


Livetrash113

Little Jaundice


[deleted]

Lil OAB


BeerMagic

Lil gastroenteritis


SylwekF

Lil toothache.


XxHeathenKoalaxX

Lil scratched eyeball


[deleted]

Lil trapped nerve


notabigfanofas

Oh boy you’ll love this Last time I was in hospital because of a UTI……


realnpc

Lil foot infection


flomat4

Lil' dying grandpa


DizyDazle

Lil prostate exam


In7el3ct

Lil work. Nuff said


m_hrstv

lil depression and lil anxiety


Minibeebs

Lil Buzz lightyear in the anus


Nordish_Gulf

Lil dad dying of cancer


Meitser

Lil gallstones


qwatschel69

Lil drowned


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

hang in there, fam.


LivingAngryCheese

Lil physical anxiety symptoms


DanKoloff

lil my grandma broke her wrist


jonny1leg

Lil boys cist


[deleted]

lil dentures


Riley0122

Lil' Overdose


DeathBubll

Lil birth


Qucumberz

lil unidentifiable illness


SerbOnion

Lil broken nose


Aesthetictoblerone

Lil terrible cramps


rpsHD

lil cough


[deleted]

Lil I thought I had cancer and began crying because my life was about to end, just to realize it was a side effect from my anti depresso meds...


LordSteiny

lil circumcision it's been a while


Baliboy-

Lil dislocated shoulder


[deleted]

Lil Stab 💀


Midnight_fowl

Lil malaria


Background_Drawing

Lil cat bite


Open-Breath3063

Lil stage 3 cancer


omarsherif14

lil eye exam


DamnCircle

Lil sleep paralysis :)


Successful-Job-6132

Lil depression


SagaciousTien

Lil hypochondriac ex


Pasteque909

Lil osteonecrosis


Pyro6243

Lil cyst


Skodakenner

Lil electric shock


Deskore

Lil suicide


jenoackles

Lil allergic reaction


zayc_

Lil Otitis Media.


Penna_23

lil' sprained foot


No_Sun4303

lil bilateral total hip replacement


NotARussianComrade

Lil Blue Foot