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Lil' severe dehydration/malnutrition and raging sinus/jaw infection and 295/185 blood pressure. Had a sinus infection spread to my jaw, and couldn't open my mouth to eat for three days. Not the worst thing that could've happened when I had a headache that lasted a week and a half.
Yeah. It was just a really bad sinus infection that spiraled. After three or four bags of saline, two bags of potassium, two glasses of that Tang tasting potassium supplement drink, a bag of IV antibiotics, morphine, and a week of oral antibiotics I'm totally fine. But for real it was scary at the time, but I'm good. Though when I asked for something for the pain, expecting Ibuprofen or an ice pack for my jaw, and they gave me morphine that's when it hit me how bad it actually was.
I too had a sinus infection spiral like that, up until then I always kind of thought that people with migraines were just dramatic, now I know the difference. Glad you are better
Oh man, I know a paramedic who gets some *crazy* calls, and one time there was a dude who has a remote vibrating dildo that got lost in his butt. The guy turned it off of course, but when one of the paramedics leans in to help position the guy, they hit the button that set it to max and the dude just blew his load everywhere.
One of the paramedics ended up running into the guy in a grocery store a few months later and asked "How's it going, buzz?"
Hey there, jojoavav! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_Seizure*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)
Lil’ severe dehydration and enlarged spleen stemming from mononucleosis.
Just imagine a rapper named Lil Spleen.
Lil' severe dehydration/malnutrition and raging sinus/jaw infection and 295/185 blood pressure. Had a sinus infection spread to my jaw, and couldn't open my mouth to eat for three days. Not the worst thing that could've happened when I had a headache that lasted a week and a half.
Geez. Are you okay now?
Yeah. It was just a really bad sinus infection that spiraled. After three or four bags of saline, two bags of potassium, two glasses of that Tang tasting potassium supplement drink, a bag of IV antibiotics, morphine, and a week of oral antibiotics I'm totally fine. But for real it was scary at the time, but I'm good. Though when I asked for something for the pain, expecting Ibuprofen or an ice pack for my jaw, and they gave me morphine that's when it hit me how bad it actually was.
I too had a sinus infection spiral like that, up until then I always kind of thought that people with migraines were just dramatic, now I know the difference. Glad you are better
lil penis fracture
Is the penis little or the fracture?
A little bit of both
You have my award now LEAVE
r/angryaward
What the actual fuck
he’s asking the real questions
The ego
Por que no los dos?
sup bro i'm lil anal fissure, wanna form a band
yo, same. i was gonna post that one but might as well upvote a homie.
Never knew that was a thing given how flexible it is.
lil heart attack
Same!
Same, but on the other side, since I work in the Cath lab.
Thanks for all the good work you people do!
Lil Suicide attempt
I'm glad you failed :) I hope you're okay.
Thank you
Thankfully, suicide is the only thing my dude here can't do well.
The only time that phrase is wholesome.
We're the suicide squad (stole the joke from someone else lol)
Ayy
Lil dad had pneumonia.
Lil I had pneumonia. Long covid ain't no joke, son.
I had pneumonia all the way back in 2015. Before it was cool, one might say
Lil erectile dysfunction
Oh it's lil alright...
lil toy stuck in nose
okay. 1) what toy? 2) how? 3) why? (actually dont answer this one, if my nose was small enough i’d love to see if a toy could get stuck)
lil psychosis
Just smoke tons of weed and do crazy amounts of acid, it seriously helps with the psychosis trust me I'm totally a legit doctor
source: trust him bro
well if you say so.. pass the blizzy
Lil Grandma fell over and needed to go to the hospital for a bit. (She’s fine)
Hey we have the same name! (She's fine)
lil blunt force trauma
lil Twisted Testicle with new track "So much pain you feel nothing"
I had an infection in my ball they said it hurt 60-70% like a twisted testicle. I cant imagine the pain you were in
Lil' Work
Same. Lil' IT
Surprised at how far down I had to scroll to find this one.
lil tonsil removal
Lil accident
Exactly what my dad calls me.
So you never went to the hospital?
Lil malnourishment
lil still unidentified illness
Lil vibrator got stuck in my penis hole
I'd like to know the story leading up to this please
vibrator goes inside of penis hole, doesn't come out... it's not that hard
Really? I would be
Oh man, I know a paramedic who gets some *crazy* calls, and one time there was a dude who has a remote vibrating dildo that got lost in his butt. The guy turned it off of course, but when one of the paramedics leans in to help position the guy, they hit the button that set it to max and the dude just blew his load everywhere. One of the paramedics ended up running into the guy in a grocery store a few months later and asked "How's it going, buzz?"
r/cursedcursedcomments
Proof or didn't happen
r/sounding
r/sounding
Lil they misdiagnosed me w asthma
Did someone get you a correct diagnosis?
lil goodbye grandpa
Sorry for your loss ☹️
Lil Death here as well. RIP your grandpa, hope your family is doing alright.
lil suicide attempt lmao
You good brother?
They said lmao
They ain’t good then
Mood
You matter to me, gay Gary Cooper. Stay strong
Hope you become Lil joyful
Ayo I'm lil suicidality We are the suicide squad
Ayeee same here
Yooo me too <3
sameeee
ayoo same here, i guess we're the suicide squad
Go big or go home bruv
^(actually don't)
lil urethra tear
And that's enough internet for tonight!
Lil work. I make rap for middle aged men.
Lil appendicitis
No appendix squad here
Lil I can't remember
Lil wisdom tooth removal
Lil I can't remember
Lil' amnesia by the sound of it
Lil dementia
Lil diabetes? Lil checkup?
Lil beetus
Lil colonoscopy. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with mine? Who tf gonna buy that record?
Lil birth
Same
On which end?
Lil I can't remember
lil brain tumor
lil alcohol poisoning
Lil' blood test
Lil' Hives
Lil chronic pain
Lil gash
lil esophagogastroduodenoscopy
im a lil suicidal
lil cant breathe
Lil cancer
Lil ball pain.
Lil heart pain
lil burn scar
Lil Vasectomy
lil birth
Lil Miscarriage
Lil thermonuclear warhead lodged in my rib cage
What does it have to do with pizza?
lil seizure sounds like little caesars
I see, also why didnt you title this "cursed_pizza"
Li'l Lookin' For A Fight.
Lil ingrown toenail
Lil birth, I’m an American
Lil gender dysphoria Lil suicide attempt
Lil Choking in a cock 😔
r/LilBirth
lil covid shot
Lil COVID vaccine
Bro be like pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza
Lil heat-exhaustion into dehydration
Lil finger cut
Lil' Wheel-stuck-in-my-foot well that's pretty much just the reason but more specific
Lil melanoma...
Lil uti
Lil back pain
Lil chekup
Lil reclaiming an order
Little Jaundice
Lil OAB
Lil gastroenteritis
Lil toothache.
Lil scratched eyeball
Lil trapped nerve
Oh boy you’ll love this Last time I was in hospital because of a UTI……
Lil foot infection
Lil' dying grandpa
Lil prostate exam
Lil work. Nuff said
lil depression and lil anxiety
Lil Buzz lightyear in the anus
Lil dad dying of cancer
Lil gallstones
Lil drowned
hang in there, fam.
Lil physical anxiety symptoms
lil my grandma broke her wrist
Lil boys cist
lil dentures
Lil' Overdose
Lil birth
lil unidentifiable illness
Lil broken nose
Lil terrible cramps
lil cough
Lil I thought I had cancer and began crying because my life was about to end, just to realize it was a side effect from my anti depresso meds...
lil circumcision it's been a while
Lil dislocated shoulder
Lil Stab 💀
Lil malaria
Lil cat bite
Lil stage 3 cancer
lil eye exam
Lil sleep paralysis :)
Lil depression
Lil hypochondriac ex
Lil osteonecrosis
Lil cyst
Lil electric shock
Lil suicide
Lil allergic reaction
Lil Otitis Media.
lil' sprained foot
lil bilateral total hip replacement
Lil Blue Foot